Hello reader. This is PONIES Magazine, where we publish only the most scandalous stories about Equestria's greatest. Get the scoop on Princess Celestia's shameful addiction to cake. Learn all about the shocking royal marriage they never mentioned. All this and more! If you've got a story you'd like to share, feel free to message the publisher.

Rated M for descriptions of sexual acts and copious amounts of profanity.
(Since multiple fanfics I've read seem to include a passing reference to the idea that Equestria has a PEOPLE clone called PONIES, I got curious and wondered what kind of articles such a publication would contain, and immediately concluded "Scandalous articles about celebrities with little to no basis in fact". And what better way to figure out what would be in it than just writing it myself! Feel free to reference any published chapter/article.)