11:00, Still can't sleep

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy
Length: 474

A story written about my experiences.

Some people sleep at night. They wash up and put on pajamas and turn off the light and sleep. Well, some people have something called insomnia. They can't sleep easily. Well, some people just need a push in the right direction and their out like a light. That's what Rumble is.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-11 22:28:10 UTC

Jaded

Somebody keep my balance,

I think I'm falling off

Into a state of regression

Jaded blares loudly in my ears as I nod my head in time with the music.

Brain Stew is way....better Squirt!

Rainbow Dash?!

Dashie! You were supposed to wait for me! Ah well, at least we're in the right mind!

Holy Hell! I should be listening to Basket Case. Basket Case started playing.

Watch that mouth! Anywhooooo, I was here-

Brain Stew

11:00 PM I still can't sleep when it's eleven. Tomorrow's Monday! How the heck am I supposed to survive a whole entire Monday without sleep!

Maybe closing your eyes and facing the wall?

Eating a lot of sugar then having a sugar crash?

Pinkie?! How the hell did you get here?!

Watch that mouth mister! Anywhooooo, I was randomly trying to invade someone's mind and you were still awake.... Hey! A growing man like you needs to sleep!

But I can't! Didn't you hear me monologue earlier!

No. I was listening to Green Day! Kinda too Punk-ish for my tastes, but I love the song Brain Stew! Hey! You can't sleep....Brain Stew..... Get it?! Bad joke, I know......

Naw, it's cool. Just, some people don't listen to Green Day. I have three albums. Nimrod, Dookie, and American Idiot.

My Chemical Romance is better.

*gasp!* MAUD?!

Hi Pinkie.

Okay, okay. Nice to see a family reunion, but how is My Chemical Romance better? I mean, I like Welcome to the Black Parade, Kill all your friends, Teenagers, Helana, Dead!, and Na, Na, Na, Na. Ooh. And Ghost of you.

Hey! I thought you said Green Day was better! Arrest this traitor!

Now Pinkie, I'm saying that they make good music, but not as good as Green Day. I love Basket Case.

Don't you like Brain Stew?

Of course. It speaks to my soul.

Like fantasizing about Scootaloo~

Pinkie.........

I know you think about pressing your soft lips onto hers and totally winning her over, but Apple Bloom confesses her love for her and AB beats up up saying 'You can't have her. She's mahne!' but Scootaloo~ sees and leaves and at lunch the next day she confronts Apple Bloom in front of the *Whole school** and chooses you! Then Apple Bloom tries to kill you saying, 'Ah need Scootaloo at be mahne! Ya need to be outta th' way!' She nearly finished the deed, but Applejack caught her! The Apple Family disowned her and you and Scootaloo~ Kiss! The end!*

PINKIE?! That sounds awesome, actually.

Ask her out then. You obviously like her. I'm pretty sure she likes you back. Just go for it.

Oh, okay.

Okie Dokie Lokie! I guess I'll mess with Scootaloo's mind now! Bye!

Bye Pinkie.

Let mr tell you a story to get to sleep. Kyla's-

Rumble went straight to sleep.