
So you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband to a Sun-Goddess.
Jason gets drunk one time at one of Pinkie's many parties. Unfortunately when he wakes up, it won't be the same again as trouble after trouble comes for him.
Ponies get drunk, right? Some of them wake up with a hangover or even next to somepony and then proceed to run for the hills. This may go double if you end up in Las Pegasus...weird things happen there.
Our dear human, Jason is one such being, but his drunk mistake has upped the ante by being with none other than Princess Celestia and by that action alone they are forced to marry soon by a law long forgotten from Celestia's teenage years. But that's not the only surprise in store for the pair of them as many conflicts will be coming over the months ahead.
Whether the two like it or not, they must be together until Jason's mortal life ends and there is no way of getting out of that but to live with it.




40085 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
24 Chapters:
- Oops... 2015-10-05 14:13:56 UTC1862
- No humans were severly harmed in the making of this chapter, sanity and I.Q...that may be a different story. 2015-10-08 13:01:53 UTC2346
- "How's your day?" "Oh good, I get to marry the Princess" 2015-10-12 05:24:23 UTC1606
- One shot, One Relationship. 2015-10-15 13:14:27 UTC1812
- Jason needs a suit for his date, you get three guesses where. 2015-10-18 13:41:11 UTC1473
- Picnic under the stars 2015-10-21 02:42:42 UTC2149
- Oh look, turns out I was Dating Princess Celestia the whole time...oops. 2015-10-27 12:59:37 UTC1703
- Eyes are a Mind control weapon (See also:Breasts, butt, smile, those really long legs that are quite sexy for some reason) 2015-11-03 13:08:45 UTC1759
- Deus Ex Pinkie...are you really surprised at this point? 2015-11-06 13:11:03 UTC1465
- The Pancake joke is not appropriate for this chapter...you'll see why. 2015-11-17 22:41:34 UTC1444
- Unconscious events. 2015-11-23 13:39:19 UTC1757
- The most escalating waking up you'll ever see...maybe. 2015-11-26 13:58:41 UTC1513
- The Love is in the air even when the world around us is destroyed in slow motion. 2015-12-04 04:07:56 UTC2237
- A talk with Cadence...Shining Armor is just there. (Like in the show but still better than the orange pegasus that must not be named) 2015-12-09 12:45:39 UTC2294
- Sometimes, life ain't fair on a brother. 2015-12-16 23:38:12 UTC1658
- All it takes is one bad day... 2015-12-25 04:03:42 UTC1213
- Lesson 1 of surviving a sun-goddess: Don't ever get her angry. 2015-12-25 04:05:04 UTC1850
- A little talk to Luna. 2016-02-17 13:08:16 UTC1279
- A four worded Question. 2016-02-26 13:21:38 UTC1382
- A One Worded Answer. 2016-02-28 11:51:37 UTC1436
- A quick talk with Dash. 2016-03-20 05:32:18 UTC913
- THE BIG WEDDING! (Hence the caps lock/Royal Canterlot Voice) 2016-03-22 06:51:15 UTC2268
- So you are married to a Sun-Goddess now. (The Finale) 2016-03-24 13:18:21 UTC2612
- The Sequel (Link In the chapter) 2016-05-14 22:45:06 UTC54