So you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband to a Sun-Goddess.

by TheDawsonator1
Jason gets drunk one time at one of Pinkie's many parties. Unfortunately when he wakes up, it won't be the same again as trouble after trouble comes for him.

Ponies get drunk, right? Some of them wake up with a hangover or even next to somepony and then proceed to run for the hills. This may go double if you end up in Las Pegasus...weird things happen there.

Our dear human, Jason is one such being, but his drunk mistake has upped the ante by being with none other than Princess Celestia and by that action alone they are forced to marry soon by a law long forgotten from Celestia's teenage years. But that's not the only surprise in store for the pair of them as many conflicts will be coming over the months ahead.

Whether the two like it or not, they must be together until Jason's mortal life ends and there is no way of getting out of that but to live with it.

Teen
Complete
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
 
PPOP

40085 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

24 Chapters:

  1. Oops... 2015-10-05 14:13:56 UTC
    1862
  2. No humans were severly harmed in the making of this chapter, sanity and I.Q...that may be a different story. 2015-10-08 13:01:53 UTC
    2346
  3. "How's your day?" "Oh good, I get to marry the Princess" 2015-10-12 05:24:23 UTC
    1606
  4. One shot, One Relationship. 2015-10-15 13:14:27 UTC
    1812
  5. Jason needs a suit for his date, you get three guesses where. 2015-10-18 13:41:11 UTC
    1473
  6. Picnic under the stars 2015-10-21 02:42:42 UTC
    2149
  7. Oh look, turns out I was Dating Princess Celestia the whole time...oops. 2015-10-27 12:59:37 UTC
    1703
  8. Eyes are a Mind control weapon (See also:Breasts, butt, smile, those really long legs that are quite sexy for some reason) 2015-11-03 13:08:45 UTC
    1759
  9. Deus Ex Pinkie...are you really surprised at this point? 2015-11-06 13:11:03 UTC
    1465
  10. The Pancake joke is not appropriate for this chapter...you'll see why. 2015-11-17 22:41:34 UTC
    1444
  11. Unconscious events. 2015-11-23 13:39:19 UTC
    1757
  12. The most escalating waking up you'll ever see...maybe. 2015-11-26 13:58:41 UTC
    1513
  13. The Love is in the air even when the world around us is destroyed in slow motion. 2015-12-04 04:07:56 UTC
    2237
  14. A talk with Cadence...Shining Armor is just there. (Like in the show but still better than the orange pegasus that must not be named) 2015-12-09 12:45:39 UTC
    2294
  15. Sometimes, life ain't fair on a brother. 2015-12-16 23:38:12 UTC
    1658
  16. All it takes is one bad day... 2015-12-25 04:03:42 UTC
    1213
  17. Lesson 1 of surviving a sun-goddess: Don't ever get her angry. 2015-12-25 04:05:04 UTC
    1850
  18. A little talk to Luna. 2016-02-17 13:08:16 UTC
    1279
  19. A four worded Question. 2016-02-26 13:21:38 UTC
    1382
  20. A One Worded Answer. 2016-02-28 11:51:37 UTC
    1436
  21. A quick talk with Dash. 2016-03-20 05:32:18 UTC
    913
  22. THE BIG WEDDING! (Hence the caps lock/Royal Canterlot Voice) 2016-03-22 06:51:15 UTC
    2268
  23. So you are married to a Sun-Goddess now. (The Finale) 2016-03-24 13:18:21 UTC
    2612
  24. The Sequel (Link In the chapter) 2016-05-14 22:45:06 UTC
    54