Death Sense

Death Sense: Chapter 4: The mysterious yet obvious killer

There was suspense in the air in Ponyville. Everyone was waiting for the Daily Hay to see if someone had died overnight, as if they expected it.

No one had died.

"Yay! We still have the same amount of friends!" shouted Pinkie happily.

"Agreed. It's nice to hear that." replied Fluttershy.

"It's not just nice! It's REALLY nice!" teased Pinkie.

"Right. You know what I meant."

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"Angel, you know what we need to do."

The bunny nodded in agreement.

"So who's next?"

The bunny shrugged.

"Let's think, who's useless?"

More shrugging.

"Derpy?"

Angel nodded no.

"DJ-PON3?"

Another nod "No."

Fluttershy thought for a second.

"Octavia?"

This time, a nod yes.

"Wait, Pinkie didn't twitch today! We'll have to fake it well."

A voice spoke from the bushes.

"Why Octavia?"

"Because no one likes Classical or whatever the hay she plays."

Silence.

"Go do it Angel. Or I'll kill you too."

The bunny ran off to do the job.

"OCTAVIA FOUND DEAD. IMPALED BY HER OWN CELLO OR WHATEVER THE HAY SHE PLAYS."

"Local cello-or-whatever-the-hay-she-plays player Octavia was found dead last night. The cause of death appears to be the fact that she was impaled through the chest with her own instrument. That is all that is known. In other news, Madame Flour has made another story about Fluttershy. More info on page C4."