The Anon Life

Hello, People call me Anon while my full name is Anonymous. I know not the most creative name in the world but it's something. Anyways I was a average looking girl, I was 5.5, I am 120 pounds and my breast size is about a high c to a d cup. I am also a flirter. I love to flirt with both sexes. I use to get in all sorts of trouble form the boyfriends and girl friends of the people I was flirting with. It was fun but I mostly stopped for reasons. Oh and I am Bisexual. My life was to put in simple terms.. Normal. I had a Normal job, Normal life, and a few great friends and really nothing else too eventful that really stands out to me or that I want to tell at the moment. I love video games of most genre's, from RPG games to adventure games and even puzzle games. I never really was to adventurous but I didn't mind it so much. One day I decide to take a late night run for the first since... well ever. I got my bag with my laptop, my Samsung Galaxy S4 with a purple cover over it, and my Year of the Luigi 3DS XL with a couple of games and my ds charger with me because I don't want to leave it at home in case someone broke in my house. I walked around the lake that was near by and as I was walking along the path when I saw something in the bushes. "What is this?" I said to myself as I looked into the bushes and what I find is something you never see everyday. "Is this.. a cannon?" I said to myself as I pulled it out from the bushes. It was rusted and small but you could still see some of it's original colors.

I looked at this for 5 minutes before I decided to take it home. I lifted it up and was surprised to know it was light and easy to carry. I ran home and I didn't even put my laptop bag down. I set the cannon down in my living room and began to look it over in more detail. I took some pictures of it from each angle then I noticed a button on the side of the cannon. There was a note right under the button that said " 'Press here for the fun to begin'... What the hell does that mean?" I said to myself as I contemplated on whether to press it or not. I decided to go with the good ol' saying 'Screw it' and I pressed the button.... nothing happened. I waited for a few minutes to see if anything would happen and nothing did. "Well that sucks. I thought for sure that- " I was cut off when the cannon started to shake about. I backed away from it slowly as the shaking got worse and worse, after a few moments the shaking stopped. I looked at the front of the cannon to check it out. Big mistake, as soon as I did that it shot out a ball of what looked like confetti. It hit me hard in the face and I started to get dizzy for a minute before I passed out.

"We thank thee again Pinkie Pie for helping us out" Princess Luna to the pink earth pony named Pinkie Pie. Ever since Princess Luna had returned to Equestria she had some trouble readjusting herself back to normal life.

"No need to thank me Lu Lu. I am always here to help a friend in need. Even if it's a Princess~" Pinkie said to Luna as she hopped around as the two of them were walking around the Canterlot Garden.

"We.... are still getting use to you calling us that. But we.. I mean I don't mind it at all." She said with a small smile on her face. At first she was as little shy of asking for help but one day Pinkie Pie and her friends came to the castle who were invited by her sister. Pinkie approached her and asked if she wanted to be her friend. She didn't really know what to do but she accepted her friendship and ever since then Pinkie has came on her own to visit her and help her make new friends.

"I am glad to hear you say that Lu Lu. At first you were all 'I don't know how to make friends' and I was all like 'Don't worry silly I can help you make friends' and now you have made friends with Twilight and the others." She smiled and give the Princess a hug in which the Princess returned. As the two of them sat down at one of the trees they saw a shooting star fly by.

"Look Pinkie Pie a shooting star." Said Luna as she stared at it.

"Oooo Neato I'm gonna make a wish!" Pinkie said this as she held her hoofs together and thought out her wish. "I wish for a super new friend to appear close by to me!" She said to herself.

"So what did thy wish for? " Luna asked.

"I wished for a super new friend to appear close by to me!" She said happily.

Princess Luna let out a small chuckle at what she has wish for. "That is quite a wish Pinkie Pie" Said Princess Luna. As she finished saying that the shooting star they has been looking at started to come closer to them. Soon it was rocketing toward then. Both Pinkie and The Princess dashed out of the way before the shooting star collided with them, the impact of the star made a big boom and it alerted the night guard. They quickly surrounded the area and the smoke started to clear around the star.

"Princess Luna! Are you all right?" Said one of the night guard.

"Yes, Me and Pinkie Pie are alright." Luna had said to the guard. "Now what is in thy crater in front of us?" She asked them.

"From the looks of things it might be a fallen star." Said a night guard. "Look! The smoke has cleared up!" Shouted another night guard.

As 5 of the night guard approached the crater they could see what looked like a figure in the center. They couldn't tell what exactly it was but it looked like a pony. But they weren't sure cuz it was covered in black sooth spots.

"!!! It is a injured citizen! Quickly! Get them to medical ward at once!" Shouted Princess Luna. The guards nodded and quickly picked up the figure and they ran to the medical ward. "Well that was interesting to say the least. Come on Pinkie Pie. Let us retire for the night and in the morning we can see who the injured pony was." Luna said.

"Right-o Lu Lu~" Pinkie said as she bounced while Luna walked back inside to rest for the night.

"Uhhh... What the hell happened to me." I said to myself as I woke up in total darkness. I tried to figure out why I couldn't see when someone spoke up.

"Ah you are awake. That's good." Someone said to me. From the way the voice sounded it was a lady.

"Are you a nurse? What is your name?" I asked her.

"Well my name is Nurse Heart Breaker." She said.

"Nurse.. Heart Breaker?" I said with a questioning tone.

She giggled and said back, "Don't let name fool you. I am actually real sweet~" She said. "So What is your name.. madam? " She said with a confused tone.

"Uhmmm well my full name is Anonymous but most call me Anon." I replied back.

"Anon... Ok then and what specie are you exactly?" She asked me.

"What kind of question is that?" I thought to myself. "Can't you tell just by looking at me?" I replied back to her.

"Well no. I wouldn't ask if it was obvious now can you please tell me what you are sir." She said with a growing annoyance in her voice.

"Alright. I'll play along for now til I can get out of this hospital." I said in my head. "Well I am a human." I said out plainly. The Nurse let out a gasp and from the sound of things she ran out of the room. "Was it something I said?" I asked myself. I felt around my head and I felt some bandages. So I took those off and then I could see again. My first glimpse into the waking world was... Pink... Like my whole vision was seeing pink. "Why am I seeing pink?" I said out loud.

"Well silly that's cuz my mane is in your face~" A voice said to me.

I looked up and saw a pink creature on top of my head. "... Hi there.. Who are you?" I asked her trying to keep calm as possibly as I can.

"Well my name is Pinkie Pie. Nice to meet ya Anon~" She said to me.

"Wait how did you know my name?" I said to her

"Well you told the nurse that just left so that how I know~" She back to me quickly.

"I see... Can you get of my head please." I asked her nicely. She hopped off my head and and sat on top of the blanket covering my low body. "Well Pinkie Pie, tell me little about yourself." I asked her. That was a bad idea. For the next 20 minutes talked to me none stop. Telling me about where she was born, saying how she was the quote 'Party Master' to her life in Ponyville (Where ever that was) to her friends that live there and she also talked about her new friend Princess Luna. All the while saying it in a very fast pace way. I barely caught all that. "I see.. Very nice." I said to her.

"I know right~ I just loving making everypony smile all that time~ It's like one of my important goals in life. Well other then making a giant cake castle." She said with a giggle.

I smiled slightly at her. She was so bubbly it was nice to be around someone like that.

"So Anon tell me about yourself." She asked me.

"Well-" I was cut off when a few armed guards came into the room pointing spears at me.

"Let go of her and don't move buster." One of the guards told me. I looked at them with a unamused face. I stared at them for a few seconds before saying.

"Have I don't something wrong sir?" I said smugly. He did not like that. His face got a little more angry and then said.

"I said let her go now!" He yelled at me. I motioned Pinkie to get off me. She reluctantly did so and then the guards grabbed her and pulled her outside the room.

"Hey! Careful with her! She has nothing to do with this!" I yelled at the guards who pulled Pinkie.

"You will be silent Creature!" The same guard told me once again getting even louder. I was getting angry myself but I tried to keep my cool.

"Alright then. What do you guys want?" I asked then. I can tell he does not like me and at the same instance I don't like him

"You are charged with destroying the Royal Garden and almost injuring our Princess." He told me. I don't really remember doing that.

"I don't really remember doing that. I am in a hospital after all~" I said with a slight funny tone. I heard a giggle coming from Pinkie Pie outside. The guard had finally had it and lunged at me. Pinkie shouted at him to stop and I covered my face with the pillow waiting for the impacted.... But it didn't come at all. I looked from my pillow and I saw the guard was covered in dark blue aura. I looked up and saw a dark blue pony with both a horn and wings. She looked at the guard and gave him a look that from what I could tell said 'You done fucked up pal' and the guard nodded his head. She let the guard down and ordered the guards to leave the room and to send Pinkie back in. They did as they were told and then the door closed.

"Hello there Human. We.. I mean I am Princess Luna. Co-ruler of Equestria." She said to me. I nodded my head and she continued. "Pray tell what is thy name?" She said to me with a slight smile.

"The name is Anon. It is very nice to meet you Princess Luna." I smiled at her giving my full respect towards.

"That is a rather unique name." She smiles and walks to me. "You have this unusual aura about you. It's strange and calm." She said as she looked at me from top to bottom.

"I see.. So when can I leave this place?" I ask her. That's when Pinkie Pie chimed in.

"The Doc said you can leave whenever you want Anon~" Said Pinkie Pie giggling

I smile as I'm about to move the covers when I realize that I don't have any underwear on. "Uhhh I need some help..." I say while my cheeks are glowing red.

"What is it Anon?" Said Luna. I explain to both of them my problem. Both of their cheeks go red and then Princess Luna asked a get me some clothes. After about 30 minutes Princess Luna come back and I thanked them as they wait outside. I get dressed and looked at myself in the mirror. I don't know why but this dress feels right to me. I tell them to come in and they do.

"Wow Anon you look pretty~" Said Pinkie coming up to hug me. "I agree with Pinkie on this. You do look rather fetching." She said with a smile on her face. I blushed a bit.

"T..thanks you two. So where do you live Pinkie?" I ask her.

"I live in a place called Ponyville. It's really nice. All my best friends are there~" She smiles.

"Where do you live Luna?" I ask her.

"I live here in Canterlot. My sister is the ruler of this place." She smiles a bit.

"I see. Well maybe one day I will meet her. If she is half as good looking as you then I can't wait." I said without even thinking. Guess my brain was out to lunch at that moment.

Luna blushed a bit at my remark but quickly regained her composer. We quickly got to the train station. Luna also handed me my bag with my things in it. She said they didn't look inside because they respected my privacy.

"I hope you have a good time in Ponyville. I hope you can visit me soon." She said with a smile on her face.

"Of course I'll visit you." I hug her softly and she hugs back. "Even though I haven't met your sister yet. You are my favorite Princess." I whispered in her ear. She blushes again and we were on the train off to Ponyville. I can tell this was going to be a strange and yet awesome adventure in this new world.