When a dude goes to a comic book convention with his girlfriend, he should expect to have a good time, right? So why am I having to deal with colorful horse munchkins that could give Zatana Zatara a field day?! The correct answer is either A) someone spiked my drink with the best stuff ever, B) this is all one crazy dream or C) this is somehow real and I am in another universe. But, if this is a dream, then why do I feel like I could eat the entire state of Alaska like it was a bowl of ice-cream?

WARNING: This story will contain gore and foul language.
Disclaimer: I do not own Green Lantern or it's related works. It is property of DC Comics.

NOTE: I will be using bits and pieces from Lanterns of Equestria : The Blackest Night. The author that started it is BrutalityInc on DeviantArt. It is operated by DA group, MLP The Blackest Night.