School Days: Anthology

by Tue-moi

Teacher's Pet, eh.

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The low, nicely designed coffee shop rose into view, like a low, nicely designed thing that was full of coffee. We walked up towards the building, but grimaced at the sight of a crowd of early risers blocking our way in. I turned to my teacher, and considered offering him a cup of coffee from the thermos I had in the van. I could see the determination burning off him like a fire that burns with determination. He glanced at me, almost making eye contact, but not quite.

"Make a door." Teach said as he readjusted his cap.

I turned and raised the grenade launcher I 'borrowed' from Beamish. If Alexer told me to make a door, then a door I must make, lest he gives me failing grades in class.


Alexer, thank God, was resting in the back of the van, and was getting some sleep after the ruckus they have caused at Starbucks. The peace within the vehicle was disturbed when the van's radio started beeping. The only radio that can directly contact the van’s was the one located at his teacher's desk in class, Alexer’s aide must be hailing him. I chose to ignore the radio as I wanted to savor this moment of peace as his teacher slept in the back.

Surprisingly for a large city like Meta I couldn't see anything on the road yet, so I just kept driving towards Hassian Superior Vocational Institute. Then the radio began beeping and flashing again, so I cleared my throat a few times. It always been a pain in the ass to wake up a sleeping Alexer, but this call may be important. "Teach? The radio is-"

"For Emperor's sake, Anthony! I'm trying to sleep!" As Boss had thought, he was going to be cranky after not being able to get his morning coffee, but in the very least the teacher will most likely be sleeping all morning leaving his aide to do all the work, again. Aoi Tanaka may be a little scary, but at least she is fair unlike their lazy, corrupt and dramatically uniformed teacher.

It really makes you wonder how Alexer managed to snag a woman like Aoi Tanaka, seeing how annoyed she can be whenever Alexer relegates his paper work to her. Alexer and Aoi is a pretty odd couple, but I prefer to ship those two rather than Alexer and Principal Celestia. I made a note to ask Miss Tanaka about her grading my homework instead, as Alexer may have decided give him poor marks on purpose for failing to deliver him coffee today, but nevertheless I persisted.

"But it might be from Aoi-", was all I could manage before Alexer once again raised his voice.

"I don't fucking care! Just get me to the school as fast as possible! Now let me sleep!" There was a rustling of fabric, and soft thud behind me; teach must have laid down on the back seats. I shrugged and gunned the engine. The radio was now beeping and flashing quite a lot, but I turned it off and switched on the music station. As we went further up the road a small group of street gangers came into view.

I quickly noticed what looks to be Ian Gale running away from the gangers. I sighed, someone needs to save Iron from being ravaged by drugged up gangers, and Kelly will kill me if I hadn't attempted to save Iron's life. I pulled out the handgun I 'borrowed' from Beamish, and I considered waking Alexer again, as he usually likes to know about trouble. But he preferred to not deal with him at the moment. I increased the throttle and poured myself some more coffee, spilling a little when the van hit a street ganger.

Hell take them, Teach hates spilled coffee.


To the teacher's dismay he needed to actually do some work, and Miss Tanaka managed to drag Alexer all the way to the Headmaster's Manor in the center of the campus. They were currently in a meeting with the Institute's Headmaster, the school's faculty members along with School Board members and teachers from other schools within the city. Much to Alexer's further disappointment, Principal Celestia was not present.

In Celestia's place was a young woman named Satsuki Kiryūin, she also carried a title of Lady Commandant, and from what he heard she is the Student Council President from her school. She is a tall, slim woman with an angular face with long dark blue tinted hair and blue eyes, and has rather thick eyebrows and a bust as large as Patty’s. She also wore a militarised white school uniform with blue and yellow trims. It even has some elements that looks to be inspired by Japanese sailor school uniform. From what he can tell she is extremely intelligent, calculating, patient, unwavering and iron-fisted.

But why is no one addressing the elephant in the room? She also has a scary looking sword that could potentially slice him in half no problem... Maybe it's because they're more annoyed that I brought a firearm to the meeting. Boss may have a shotgun and various other firearms from Beamish the Janitor, but even he wouldn’t want to mess with her.

Everyone within the room seem to be a bit put off with me for another reason, probably because this was supposed to be staff meeting and seeing that I’m a mere student I shouldn’t really be here, but Alexer has not relieved me of duty yet. But not long after I had taken my seat by a sleeping Alexer many of those present began looking at Alexer’s aide. Soon enough Miss Tanaka told me that I should go to class, obviously they want to get rid of me before they get into the real reason the staff and Satsuki were all there. So I walked down the corridor and hummed a few songs that were currently popular to myself.


Being the rebel I am I chose not to go to the class room, and instead remained down the hall from the meeting room, but as the meeting dragged on, I pulled out my Iphone. It was full of very important school work and notes, and not anything else that contains images of Red's and Grey's waifus, especially not anything that might contain an image or two of Mother Empress.

That would be totally considered perverted or illegal, and Boss was not a pervert...

As I browsed my extensive list of educational documents that in no way depicted anything untoward, I decided that I should know the layout of the floor a little better in case Alexer wanted some privacy where nobody could see him. I went further down the hallway, looking for anyone who could inform me of such a place.

Not long afterwards, I came across a secretary of the Headmaster working on whatever she needed to work on. She was very pretty, with blonde hair that looked like it had been combed and red lips that went well with her blush. She also looked rather like a picture I had seen in a magazine that contained important school material, not unlike the important material currently on my Iphone.

I introduced myself and who I am here with, and she immediately recognized my teacher’s name, because everyone does, after all our class was well known for it’s faggotty and delinquency. I asked her where a quiet place was, but instead of telling me where it was located she asked me if Alexer was seeing anyone. I told her that he was seeing someone, and that person was Aoi Tanaka, his aide, and they both were in a meeting.

She looked a little disappointed, so I made a joke. She laughed, gave me a look, took notice of the shotgun, and before I could restate my question she said, "I bet a big man like you carries a great big gun." Knowing what she meant I instead I told her that I did, that it was a shotgun that belongs to a friend of mine, and that it was very heavy and with the right round could punch holes in just about anything.

I should really ask Beamish the Janitor about acquiring some shotgun rounds, with no gun stores in the city I needed to go to the black market dealers.

After hearing this, she asked if I was busy right now, because she knew of a place where we could be alone. I told her I was busy, but asked her that I would like to know the location of this place. She bit her lip, gave me a suggestive look and told me it was down the hall, to the left with the room number being 117.

I thanked her, and then she told me that she was off after seven, and would like to handle my shotgun after having some dinner with me. I told her that I was the only person who was allowed to touch my shotgun, but then gave her a quick smile before I left for the room to see if it met the appropriate specifications so that just in case Alexer wanted privacy I could lead him there.

It also seems that I'm finally gonna score tonight! I totally gotta brag about this to Caleb and the others!

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