School Days: Anthology
Fire Solves Everything, eh.
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"And I think that's all of them!" Aoi gasped, panting as she dumped a hundred or so mobile devices onto the carpeted floor. The pile collapsed as it landed, phones spilling left and right so fast that even she had to step back from the pile. Alexer on the other hand just curiously stared at the collection of electronics.
Somewhat hesitantly, Alexer reached down for one, and was quite surprised to see it wasn’t protected by a password, and then proceeded to flicking it open to see an image of his aide in the shower; her ass exposed for all to see. He offered Aoi a raised eyebrow before speaking. “By the Emperor… How did these Slaneeshi worshiping cultists get these?”
Aoi quickly went to Alexer's desk, and was poking through the drawers for something, "I don’t know how they got a hold of these, but this is just crazy... those phones need to be purged." Alexer simply nodded as he thought over on how much trouble he'll be in if he was caught setting his students on fire, and wondered if he can get Beamish to help him get a hold of a flamethrower. As he thought of these he continued to go through the collection of nudes, and occasionally sent a few of them to his email address.
'Ah there they were. Oil and Matches! Oh yes... As the wannabe Commissar had previously shown me; there was nothing fire cannot solve.' After Aoi dumped the lighter fluid on the electronics, she lit a match, and dropped it.
"Mwahahaha!" Miss Tanaka laughed as the pile of electronics went up in flames, sparking and popping loudly as they began to fall apart. "Mwhaha-oh shit, the carpet!"
Twenty minutes, six and half extinguishers, a handful of wet rags, a couple of sore lungs, and one tired Aoi later; the exhausted teacher’s aide collapsed onto the uncomfortable floor across from her ‘boyfriend’, letting out what felt like the longest sigh of her life.
"I just don't get it," She said shaking her head, "how have they been able to sneak into my apartment without me noticing?" Sometimes she wonder why she continues to work in this school... Across from her Alexer shrugged as he went through the photos he manage to save from the fiery purge.

