School Days: Anthology

by Tue-moi

The Top Banana's Debrief, eh.

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Finally, it’s lunch time…

Well, more like it's fifteen minutes into the lunch period, but whatever.

Saint Kelly didn’t have high hopes that everyone would arrive, but he at least expected a larger amount would show up! Out of the entire classroom only a disappointing fraction decided to show their faces, to begin with those people are; Alexander the fat fuck, Caleb the little shit head, James and Kyle the sneaky creepy fucks, Patricia the short bimbo along with her mutt. These people he wouldn’t trust to be on their own, except for Matthew who only tagged along with Breasts, but even then he does nothing except help out Breasts…

Speaking of Breasts, does no one ever bring up how huge her Knockers are!? Like what the fuck did she eat to get them that big? Are they even real?...

Anyways, the only ones that he find to be reasonable people that has arrived were; Rowan the red shirt, Dan the mathlete, Katrina the well behaved loud mouth, and the meat head on steroids Gavriil. These people he can trust, well, less so for Gavrill, but he can still trust him, because they’re all people who doesn’t do random annoying shit every day.

A few minutes ago Kelly received some text messages from Classy, Clayton, and Tyro that they’re currently occupied with something else at the moment and would not be able to participate in the scouting. No doubt Tyro and Barbara are probably fucking somewhere, Classy opted to play around at the Theatre Club, and Clayton is probably busy looking at stocks or making connections. Atleast these people messaged him, everyone else kinda just fucked off and are doing their own things at the moment. Thank god that Jacob and Marcoh has decided to not come tho.

Kelly looked over to the classroom clock, and it read 12:18.

He needed to get things rolling before 12:45, as they only have twenty-seven minutes before their next classes begin, and he knows that despite these people being the supposed worst delinquents of the school; they want to attend their classes and do their work, well, to a varying degree of course.

“Okay guys, listen up!” Kelly started, and everyone within the room looked over to him. Good, now they will listen, and hopefully pay attention this time around. He looks over to Patricia, who at the moment was going through her pockets seemingly not caring what he had to say. Well, atleast she arrived unlike some other people.

“Now, I know all of you want to get this over and done with as fast as possible.” He states, and he got a few acknowledgments from several of them, he continued. “So I’ll make this quick and painless for you.” He then walked over to the chalkboard, and he began to start writing names.

“Uh, Kelly, what are you doing?” Surprisingly it was no other than the green haired girl who spoke. He didn’t turn around, but still answered her.

“Simple Katrina; I’m arranging teams for this mission.” With that he continued to write down the names of the people present, and began to arrange them into two groups, but before he could finish another person spoke.

“If we’re making teams I want to be with Patricia!” Caleb yelled as he jumped over to Patricia, almost knocking himself into her, but he slipped and instead bumped into Matthew who in return pushed the kid away from the two.

Patricia gave the kid a smirk before speaking. “I wouldn’t mind being with the little guy, eh.” At this Matthew glared at Caleb, and in return the little snot gave the taller guy the middle finger before walking up to the well endowed Canadian. Matthew made sure the boonie cap wearing kid didn’t get too close with his companion, which annoyed the shit out of Caleb.

The other Southerner also spoke. “H-hey I too want to be with the lady!” Which got him a glare from Matthew, and Alexander began to size him up.

“Okay, you can join us too, eh.” Patricia was quick to invite the tall fat kid, and Alexander gave Matthew a shit eating grin as he walked over to Patricia, but Matthew knew what the Southerner wanted from her. He was quick to get into Alexander’s way which slightly got the taller one off guard, preventing him from getting anywhere near the Canadian. Caleb was quick to sneak up to Patricia without Matthew noticing him, obviously the attack dog deemed Alexander to be more of a threat than Caleb.

“Woah, hey Patricia, try to keep your friend on a leash or something.” Alexander calmly said as he looked down upon the one preventing him from getting to the Gam Gams. “He might bite someone.” He taunted Pat’s attack dog, which made the shorter teen irritated at his words.

It was at this point Kelly had enough of their shit, and snapped around to look at them. “Hey, what do you think you’re doing?” He demanded pretty loudly, but not loud enough to be considered a yell, although it was close enough to one so it might as well be.

“Uuuuh, making teams?” Caleb answered after a few moments of silence, unsure if he did anything wrong.

Kelly let out an annoyed, drawn out sigh before speaking. “No, I am forming teams for you guys.”

“Who says you get to make teams?” Caleb challenged Kelly, but of course he took a step back from the more taller, intimidating, and much more capable rich teen.

The baller teen then brought out his straw. “Short straw.” Kelly answered with a glare, silencing Caleb as he hid behind Gavriil.

“Did you seriously hold onto that since this morning?” Rowan asked as he glanced over to the short straw, which looked to be the exact same length and colour.

“Y-yes, and the short straw says I am the leader, so listen!” Kelly stuttered out his retort, but was quick to recover. Rowan gave Kelly a funny look, but chose not to continue speaking as he didn’t want to get on Kelly’s bad side. “Now, I’ll keep this simple.” The leader said as he went back to the chalkboard, and began to do a rough outline of the High School.

“There’ll be two groups, and each of them will hopefully be five each.” He gave Caleb and Alexander a dirty look before continuing. “And here comes the simple part; All you guys gotta do is locate any gangs you see, and record them.” At this he gestured to a pen and paper.

“They’ll be a team woandering the interior of the school, and another outside the school.” Pretty much everyone listened intently to Kelly other than Patricia who was beginning to zone out from boredom, but Kelly doesn’t seem to mind as he noticed her companion; Matthew was listening in. Hopefully her attack dog will inform her of this later. “Focus on the High School as I think we’re probably not gonna be venturing to the College or University any time soon.” With this he was finished ‘debriefing’ his subordinates, and everyone looked to understand their mission.

“Now, due to previous complaints I’ll allow you to form your own teams, but please try to have five in each.” Kelly stressed out hoping that these guys will heed him, as he knew there are gangs out there that will pounce upon people in small groups if given the chance. “Let me remind you guys; this is a scouting mission, so, try to avoid getting into confrontations.” As much as he dislikes some of these guys, he doesn’t want to be the one responsible for getting them hurt, as he was the one who sent them out on this mission.

“Okay, now you got,” Kelly looked upon his men and women who looked just about done dealing with him, then over to the clock for a moment before going back to the group. “Twenty three minutes before lunch period ends.” With that he was done, and prayed that none of them will get into trouble.

“Okay Patricia, let’s go.” Caleb said as he grabbed a hold of her hand.

"Eeeeeh!" Patricia yelled as she was dragged away from the room by Caleb. A pissed off Matthew soon followed them out of the room with Katrina right behind him. Everyone else calmly walked out, and they formed teams out in the hall, leaving Kelly alone in class with a sleeping Alexer at his desk.

"Please for god's sake, don't get killed out there." Kelly called out to the gang before the last of them left. With that Kelly went to his desk, and started to eat his lunch. He would've gone with the guys, but he was somewhat confident that they don't need him, he also needed to finish some school work before next period. Worst comes to worst is that the Security will arrest them, and they'll simply put in a cell for the remainder of the school day.

I just noticed that I have yet to post a picture of moi character, so, here's Patricia Hereward, eh!

Yes, I know this chapter seems to be pretty short and dull compared to previous chapters I posted, but I'm tired and I feel like this is a good stopping point for now, eh. The next chapter will be a continuation of this, eh.

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