Somebody Stop Me!

Somebody Stop Me!!

Chapter 1

(Mask P.O.V) (Equestria, Canterlot Royal stone garden present time)

“Well look who is back from Ponyville.” I said in telepathy to Discord as the guards put him back in the same spot he was at early today.

“Don’t mock me Mask. I’am not in the mood.” Discord grumble back at me.

“What?” I asked in a confuse tone of voice before I walk out of my statue with a big grin then walk over to Discord as I continue speaking. “I’am just welcoming you back from failing to take over Equestria and all that chaos jazz.”

If Discord could move right now he would look at me jaw dropped and widen eyes in shock at what I just did. “Y-You are free?! But how?” He asked still shocked to which I grin at.

“Oh silly Dissy. I could of gotten out of my statue a 1000 years ago. The only reason I stay in there was to give old Sunbutt and Moonbutt a 1000 year long holiday from me.” I said to which Discord deadpanned at me.

“Really?” He asked.

“Yes. Equestria has changed a lot since your dear old Uncle Mask was away. New places, new rules and even new bearers of the Elements of Harmony.?” I frown at that but my grin soon return with a fury. “But now I’am tanned, I’am rested and I’am ready to give old Equestria a wedgie again.” I said as I step away from Discord.

“Wait! Where do you think your going?” He asked sounded accused at me and a bit worried.

“Well I am going to say hello to old cake butt and the new bearers and then I will go find a night club to party all night long. But first!” I said as I went behind Discord and grab his backside as if he wasn’t in stone and he was wearing underwear and pull up over his head.

“STONE WEDGIE!!!! Hahahahaaha!!” I laugh as I left him screaming in rage as I spin my tornado to the castle giving wedgies to guards or make them look silly that are in my way as I go.

Once I got inside the castle I then active my invisiwatch to make myself invisible before I continue walking to the throne room. Why the throne room some of you may asked. Well that’s where Celestia and everybody else is at to celebrate the Mane 6’s victory over Discord. Anyway I enter the throne room (still invisible) and walk up to where I will be right behind Celestia waiting for the right moment.

Right now Celestia is giving out a speech on how heroic the Mane 6 are for beating Discord. If you ask me that speech makes me want to puke into someone’s underwear before I wedgie him or her.

Just then a guard that I had wedgie came blusting into room and right up to Celestia in a panic. How I know he was wedgie you may ask. Simple. He was running like he got something stuck up his ass.

“Princess! A green headed creature and wearing a yellow suit has given me and my men wedgies and it is now in the castle.” The guard said panting from the running all the while Celestia stares at him wide eyed due to she knows who he is talking about.

“Mask.” She said to herself quietly before she ordered the crowd to leave. Which took 10 minutes. After that it was only Celestia, the guard, the mane 6 and myself are still in the throne room.

“Princess. What’s going on?” Asked Twilight Sparkle (teacher’s pet) looking confused and a bit concern as well as the rest of her friends. Except for Pinkie Pie who was looking around the room trying to spot me.

“I will explain later my little ponies. But first we need to find Mask before he causes anymore harm. He could be anywhere in this castle.” Celestia said as they were about to leave the room but not before I made my move.

I walk closer to Celestia’s backside then I grab her panties without her notice, deactivate my invisiwatch and put my mouth near her ear and say. “Right behind you.” After that she froze in place and before anyone could react I pull Celestia’s panties up and over her head.

“ROYAL WEDGIE!!!! Hahahaha!” I laughed as the mane six gasped at what I just did to their Princess. Who is now trying get her panties off her head without ripping it. Kind of too late for that since her horn had punched a hole through it. In the end she just sighed and rip her panties off (which made Rarity gasped) and glares at me with a twitchy left eye. “I have waited over a 1000 years to give you a wedgie again. And I must say your ass is bigger than I remember.” I said which added a blush to a still glaring Celestia.

“How did you get free from stone and what do you want Mask?” Celestia asked giving me a twitchy eye glare while I have notice Rainbow Dash flying at me. Which I simple step aside while holding out a cream pie that made contact with Rainbow’s face and made her crashed to the ground in a daze.

“RAINBOW!!!!” I hear her friends shout as they rush over to their creamed friend.

“To answer your question Celly very easy. Enough that I could have gotten out my statue at time after you stoned me.” I said which Celestia look at me wide eyed as I continue. “As for what I want. Is to say hi to you along with looking around Equestria and to find a night club. So I can party all night long.” I said as Celestia’s eye twitch even more at me in annoyance.

“If you think we are going to let you walk out of here after what you just did. Then think again.” Said a glaring Twilight Sparkle and her friends after Rainbow Dash shake off her daze.

“Hmm. Your right. I will just spin my way out.” I said as I spin into my tornado and went past the Mane six (which cause them to spin around for a minute) right out the door and speeding out of the castle. When the Mane six stop spinning all six of them have their panties right over their heads. No doubt that the Mane six would want to catch me now even without old Suncakebutt “asking” them to do so.

“Hehe Good luck with that Mane six.” I thought to myself as I spin my way out of Canterlot.

(third P.O.V)

Unknown to Mask three beings, that was standing on top of the roof of the throne room, was watching him from what did in the room up to he left Canterlot. These beings are black furred with white feet, white faces and red noses. All three of them also wear white gloves.

“Well this is a fun way to start the “Somebody stop me” story. Wouldn’t you agree Ace?” One of the beings that was wearing a light blue shirt and a red hat asked the tallest one out of all three of them that wears a light brown jeans. Who just sighed at the question.

“Yes Wakko it is. Also we are not using our human names anymore so call me Yakko.” Said Yakko as Wakko rubbed the back of his head sheepishly as Yakko was about to continue talking when he notice the only female of the three ,who’s wears a pink skirt and a yellow flower on top of her head, was looking up in the sky and she look like she was thinking about something.

“Hey Dot. What are thinking about?” Wakko asked as Dot turn to look at him.

“Oh I was justing thinking about when Mask wedgied the Mane six. I could swear that I heard Fluttershy moaning in pleasure.” Dot said as she along with Yakko and Wakko turn to look at us readers.

“Goodnight everybody!” Yakko said waving at the readers. After that the three Warner siblings then jump off of the castle and ran to the train station without anyone noticing them.

To be continue