Spike is the defacto castle librarian and has decided that he actually likes his job. If only he could stop being dragged into twilight and her friends shenanigans. Scootaloo is homeless and due to her care over the years, no one is aware of this. Oh yeah and There's a couch. it's pretty old.

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