Twilight and I

by TheWingMan

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Sad, Romance
Length: 8676

Another version of Rarity and I but with Twilight.

When Twilight casts a spell what messes up and sends her into the human world, what will she do to protect herself? Will she ever get back to Equestria? Lucky for her that a human finds her.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-13 23:26:42 UTC

Chapter 1

"College is nearly over!" I cheered to my self while jumping up from my chair. Everyone just glared at me.

"Sit down Alex!" the teacher shouted while slapping her book on the desk which made the desk sound like a piece of steel. Everyone was still looking at me, like something was amiss. I just looked down at my desk reading my English book.

With that, college had finished. Students were running past me as they tried to escape the hectic place. They were like birds who had just been let out of a cage. Free and nothing could stop them. I didn't run of course as I had nothing to look forward to except from going home to watch MLP. I let out a big sigh and started walking home.

"When will there be someone else who actually cares about me and stays with me instead of leaving me on my own 24/7."

After about 20 minutes of walking, I finally got home. But something was strange. The living room door was open. I swear I closed it when I went out and it couldn't be my grandparents as they were away as I said before. I was a bit scared as the first thought what came into my mind was "maybe it could be robbers?" I walked into the living room and saw there was nothing there so I went to turn on my laptop when I heard something from upstairs.

"What the fuck was that?"

At this point I was literally shitting myself. I went into the kitchen, grabbed a normal kitchen knife and headed upstairs quietly. Now don't get me wrong, I hated violence. But if there were any robbers in my house or something, I'd have to use force. Anyway as I got to the top of the stairs, I could see that my bedroom door was open. I went in and was shocked at what I saw.

"Is that..........no it couldn't be."

In front of me, laid out on the bed asleep, was a purple pony sort of creature. It had a horn and a mane running down its back what was a weird colour. I stood there, my mouth wide open in shock, staring at the creature. It must have heard me walking up to the bed because it woke up and stared at me. What was worse is....it started talking.

"Oh...I am so sorry. I didn't think that this house was occupied. Please don't hurt me!"

I could see she was really scared of me as when I went towards her, she backed off in pure fear.

"Please...Please don't hurt me! I'm so sorry!"

At this point she was literally crying. This made me feel really bad inside. As I walked towards her, I noticed her horn was glowing.

"It's ok. I'm not going to hurt you. I promise."

"Oh....."

Her horn had stopped glowing now and she was looking up at me, still crying and still scared to death.

"I will leave immediately. I feel so......"

I stopped her there and sat down on the bed.

"Wait...I know you. You're Twilight Sparkle...correct?"

"Yes. How did you know that?"

"Oh my god.....how did you even get here?"

She was staring at me, confused and disturbed by how I knew her.

"Well...I'll explain in a second...First, how do you know me?"

"Well.....I don't know how to say this so I'll just come straight out with it. In this world, you're a made up cartoon character."

She looked down at the floor and looked back up at me. Tears still flowing from her eyes.

"What's a...cartoon?"

"It's....too hard to explain right now. Look, you don't have to go. I'm not mad at you for being in my house, in my bed."

"Ohh...thank you. Could I maybe....stay here until I can find a way to get back to my world?"

"Yes. Of course you can."

"Thank you. You are being so kind to me even though I barged into your house and slept in your bed. Why?"

"Because I know who you are and you are just totally awesome."

She now looked at me in confusion.

"Can we go downstairs and talk about how you know me??"

"Sure."

We headed downstairs. While she sat down, I asked her if she wanted anything to eat. She plainly asked for grass, which was a bit weird in my opinion. But after about 5 seconds of me processing the strange request, I went out and got her some grass from my garden. I gave her the grass, sat down and started looking at her.

"Right. How do I explain this....I said that you were a made up cartoon character right?"

"Yes."

"Well.....you technically aren't real....in this world. You are a made up character in a cartoon. Cartoons are broadcast over a television, a device what lets us watch things, for little children to see and enjoy."

She spat out her grass and looked at me in disbelief.

"You mean.....in this world....I'm not real."

"Basically yes. You shouldn't even be here. How did you even get into this world?"

She ignored my question and looked at me, shocked. I could see the tears welling up in her eyes.

"I'm not real here........I'm a made up character. That's........awful."

She started crying, yet again. But she was worse this time and wouldn't stop sobbing. After about a minute of this, I finally got the courage to try and comfort her. I held her hoof in my hands and looked into her soft, sobbing eyes.

"Look Twilight, don't worry. Your very famous here, even if you are made up in this world. A lot of people love you."

At this she smiled, but also confused.

"Thankyou....but it seems a bit strange that I'm famous in a different world, where I don't exist and that another species actually loves me."

I clenched her hoof harder in my hands.

"Well you might not be real here but I still think your amazing. Now I'm guessing you have 5 friends right??"

"Thankyou ever so much. Yes I have 5 friends. They are called....."

I cut her off as I knew what she was going to say.

"Let me guess. Their names are Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy?"

"Why yes...they are called that. I'm guessing their not real here either are they?"

"No. None of your world is real here. Even Equestria is made up in our world. It is made up by us humans.

She started to get even more sad now which made me feel bad as I tried to comfort her, but instead made her worse.

"The whole of Equestria is made up in this world and doesn't exist here?!"

"No. It does not."

She started sobbing yet again which brought a tear to my eye. I tried to comfort her again but hopefully I would do better this time.

"Don't cry Twilight. Look, I promise I will do my best to help you stay safe in this world while your here."

She smiled and hugged me, which in turn made me blush.

"You humans are so kind!"

I smiled at her compliment.

"Its ok Twilight. So, how did you even get here then?"

She backed away from the embrace and looked at me once again.

"Well....I was casting a magic spell when all of a sudden, it backfired and created a massive flash of light which blinded me. When I came too, I was in your garden. At this point in time I had no clue what this place was or if anyone lived here so I came in to take shelter."

"That's quite bad. How long do you think it'll take you to get back to Equestria?"

"Well, considering I do get back.....it'll be at least a week or 2 as Celestia will hopefully come into this world and try to bring me back to my world."

"Wait wait....you mean Princess Celestia....right?"

"Yes, that is correct."

I started smiling like an idiot. She noticed this and looked confused at why I was smiling.

"Shes my 2nd best pony on the show! Now your telling me she is actually real like you are?!"

"Yes, she is. By what you've told me about this show, then I would say whatever is in the show is real in my world. Such as my world is Equestria and that's what it is in the cartoon...right?"

I simply nodded.

"Well....once again, thankyou for letting me stay here for a bit. You said you are a human?? Is that what your entire species, on this planet, is called?"

"Yes. My species is called humans and we are the main inhabitants of our planet, which is called Earth. But we also have different animals here."

"Such as???..."

"Well there's a million different species of animals on this earth. Including chickens, pigs, sheep, horses, ponies...."

She cut me off before I could finish.

"Wait...did you just say ponies?"

"Yes I did."

"So there's others like me?"

"No. They are nothing like you or your species from Eqeustria. They are....weird looking, they don't talk, and they ain't as clever as you or your species."

She smiled and slightly blushed at the comment.

"Well....I wouldn't say I'm clever....but thankyou for the compliment. Also, I'm sorry, I forget to ask....whats your name?"

"My names Alex, I'm 19, I go to college and I live with my grandparents. You?"

"Well you already know my name. But I'm 18, I love reading books, studying and writing friendship letters to Princess Celestia, as she is my tutor in magic."

I thought about this for a second and realised this was all in the show.

"So your only a year younger then me?..."

"Yes."

"Strange. I'm much bigger then you. But that's to be expected seen as your a pony and I'm a human."

She laughed at my statement.

"Just because I'm smaller doesn't mean I'm not as clever as you "humans".

I looked at her and saw she had a cheeky grin on her face. I started to laugh as well.

"Of course not. Your probably smarter then most of the humans on this damb planet".

She smiled once again and blushed. Her face went bright red.

"Hahaha....I'm sure that's not true. But once again, thankyou ever so much for the statement."

"Its fine."

We started to talk about how her world was much different to Earth and I told her about the horrible things us humans do. Including war. After we talked for about an hour, she asked a really.....awkward question.

"I noticed you've not eaten anything since you've been here with me. What exactly do humans eat?"

I was trying to think of a answer because if she was a talking pony and Equestria was filled with talking ponies....there might be talking chickens, pigs, sheep, etc.

"Ermmm.....well we are omnivores,"

She seemed to know what it mean't as she looked at me in horror and backed away.

"Omnivores eat plants and meat......don't they?"

I simply nodded to her. She backed away even further and started to look really frightened of me once again.

"What meat do humans actually eat?....you....you don't eat ponies do you?!"

"Of course we don't Twilight. We only really eat fish, mostly"

After hearing this, she calmed down a bit and came to sit back down next to me. She was still shocked.

After about 4 hours of talking, we finally decided it was time for bed. She started surveying the room which made me a bit curious. I walked up next to her.

"What you looking for Twilight?"

She stopped staring at the room and looked at me with a confused face.

"Well I was just wondering.....where can I sleep?"

"You can sleep with me if you like?"

She blushed a little.

"Oh....well I don't want to....disturb you or wake you up...I mean I don't mind at all but....."

I patted her on the back while laughing.

"Trust me Twilight, you won't disturb me or wake me up. When I'm asleep, not even an earthquake can get me up."

She started laughing along with me. After we had finished joking around, she asked me yet another question.

"Have you got any books I could possibly read. That's...if its not too much trouble?"

I remembered that I had quite a few books on world war 2 as I was interested in that type of stuff.

"Yes I do. But the only books I have are about something called "world war 2". I don't think you'de like that considering its about this massive war us humans had about 60 or 70 years ago which involved most of the world. Hence the name world war 2."

"Ohh....well war is horrible. But I would be very interested to see how you humans fight. As I do know you probably don't use magic. So what do you use?"

"Well instead of magic, we have technology."

"Such as??"

"We have guns, which is a metal object what fires something called a bullet which is a metal object what fires out of the gun so fast, it goes straight through a humans body. We use these to kill other humans in either self defense or in war. We also have other things."

"That sounds......horrible. Why would you humans want to kill one another?"

She now had a sad expression on her face.

"I hate violence and I never want to see another war like that ever. But some humans do it because they don't like eachother, they are insane or they are fighting eachother for supplies or other things."

"Oh.......well I am really happy that you do not like violence. I think its horrible. Anyway, should we go to bed now?? And if its not any trouble....could you maybe get me that book you were talking about?"

"Sure I can."

I went to get the one of the world war 2 books. I found one in the kitchen. God knows how it got there. When I got up stairs, she was already under the covers, sat up like a human would.

"Don't you feel awkward sitting like that?"

"No. Why?"

"I was just wondering because us humans sit up like that aswell. Except we don't have hooves."

"Also, I forgot to mention, could you maybe read it to me. I would normally read it and flip the pages using my magic, but my magic doesn't seem to work here."

"Sure I can."

As I took my top off, she looked at me with a confused face.

"Why do you humans were clothes all the time except from when you go to bed?"

I blushed a little as this was a bit awkward telling her why we keep our bodies hidden.

"Well......us humans don't like to walk around naked and show our.....bodies and middle parts off."

"Your middle parts?...what do you mean?"

Now my face had turned bright red. How could I tell Twilight, a pony, why we keep our bodies hidden?

"Ermmmmm......when I say middle parts I mean.....well......"

"You mean your genitalia right?"

I was a bit disturbed at how she knew what I mean't.

"Yes. How did you know that?....."

She grinned at me.

"Well we do have genitalia as well you know. Us mares have vaginas while the stallions have something called a penis which the stallion sticks in the....."

I went red raw as I knew what she was going to say so I cut her off .

"Yes I know what a penis and a vagina does Twilight, we have them as well. The males, such as me, have a penis while the females have a vagina."

She blushed really, really badly.

"Oh...well that is a bit awkward. As we are getting in bed together and we have the same genitalia even though we are different...."

"I know Twilight. But trust me, I won't try anything. I'm not like that."

She breathed in relaxation.

"Oh that's good. Thankyou for making me feel less.....awkward."

"Its fine. I'll leave my top on if you like so you don't have to see my chest?"

"No it's ok. It looks fine. Quite nice actually."

I blushed again, got into bed and started reading the book to her.

After I finished reading the book to her, she turned over to my side.

"Thankyou....that was very interesting. But it was horrible when it showed what "dead mans land" was. I was also quite horrified about how everyone was killing each other. But I really liked you reading it to me. It made me feel that I was actually wanted for once in my life."

I smiled at her while I held her hoof.

"Of course your wanted by all your friends, family and all the other ponies."

She smiled back and nuzzled me with her nose, which I guessed was their form of a kiss.

"Thankyou Alex. Goodnight."

"Goodnight Twilight."

"Please, just call me Twi."

"Ok. Night Twi."

I turned off the light and fell to sleep with a silly grin on my face. I thought to my self.....

"What will happen tomorrow?..... "

Chapter 2

The next morning I woke up to what seemed to be Twilight reading to herself. This didn't surprise me as she loves books in the cartoon. She noticed after about a minute I woke up and that I was looking at her.

"Morning Alex! I didn't realise you were awake. Did you have a good nights sleep?"

"Morning to you to Twilight. And not really, you?"

"Oh I couldn't get to sleep so I started reading that book you read to me again. I find it really, really interesting. And why couldn't you get any sleep?" she asked in a concerned tone.

"I just....had a bad dream."

"I didn't realise humans had dreams. So do we."

After hearing her say this I started laughing and smiling at her. She was confused at why I was laughing and smiling.

"Why are you laughing?"

"Because it sounded stupid that you didn't think we had dreams. We have practically the same intelligence and mind as you ponies."

I saw an angry look coming up on her face.

"How did it sound stupid?" She said, now obviously mad with me.

"Oh no I didn't mean it offensive Twi I just mean't it as a joke."

She saw the smile on my face and now her angry look had turned to a big smile as she started laughing.

"My apologies Alex I thought you were calling me stupid for thinking that but I get the humor in it now."

"Its fine. Shall we get up?"

"Yes if you want. Can I ask.....are there any libraries in this world?"

I just smiled at her question. I should have expected this from her seen as she was pretty much a book nerd in the show and she seemed the exact same in reality.

"Of course we do. We have them all over this world. There's a good one down the road from this house actually."

"Oh goodie!"

She was clapping her hooves together in excitement as had a big smile across her cute, little face. Her expression made me smile aswell.

"Could we.....if its not too much trouble...."

I knew what she was going to say so I saved her the trouble and said it myself.

"Your about to say can we go to the library today aren't you?"

"Ermmm.....yes. As I said, if its not too much trouble."

"Its not trouble at all. We will go after breakfast seen as it opens at about 11am and its now 10am."

"Thankyou! I've always loved libraries....but a library in a different world...this will be amazing!!!"

All I heard now was her screams of pure joy as she was literally jumping up and down on top of the bed. I just looked at her and smiled. We went downstairs to get breakfast ready. But what came next really surprised me....

"I will make breakfast Alex."

"Twi, you don't have to. Your my guest and I should...."

"I will not take no for an answer. Now sit down and I will make breakfast for both of us. Rarity taught me a few tricks on how to make a quick, healthy meal."

"Oh well thankyou Twi. Do you need any help?"

She respectively declined.

"No I came into your house uninvited and I need to make my self useful. So please, sit down and thankyou for offering to help but I will be fine."

I couldn't say no to that so I sat down, turned on my laptop and turned on the TV. After about 2 minutes of this I heard a load smash from the kitchen. I rushed in to find Twilight looking shocked and staring at the dinner plate that she obviously had just dropped.

"Oh my gosh...Alex I am so sorry! I didn't mean to drop the plate! I can't use my magic and using my hooves is quite hard so...."

I knew that it must be difficult for her considering she couldn't use her magic and her hooves weren't as "handy" as hands. After laughing at my crude joke inside my mind, I went over to Twilight and patted her on the back.

"Its ok Twi, don't worry. Its not your fault. I know how hard it must be not being able to use your magic and I also know how hard it is for you to use your hooves as they can't grip onto things like human hands can. I'll clean it up and make breakfast. Now go and sit in the living room."

She smiled at me and saw I was smiling as well. She gave me a big hug. I blushed yet again.

"You are such a kind creature. Thankyou. Now I must get you something to repay you for being so kind to me. Maybe I'll get you a book!"

"Its fine Twi, really. Just go and sit down while I make breakfast and read whatever you want to and after we've finished we can go down to the library and I'll get you whatever book..or books you want. You don't have to get me anything, making sure your safe is a good enough present for me."

I could see she was smiling even more now. She even had tears in her eyes. She hugged me as tight as she possibly could which in turn killed my chest but I wasn't complaining. After about a minute she went to sit down while I made breakfast.

I made some bacon, sausage and egg for me and I made a salad sandwich for her with grass in it instead of lettuce. She seemed to like it because as soon as I gave it her she started eating it faster then I do when I'm hungry, which is quite fast.

"Wow Twi. You realy are hungry aren't you?"

She nodded and dived back into eating the sandwich. She didn't seem to care what I was eating. Which was strange as I suspected her to ask what exactly I was eating. I was just staring at her while she eat her sandwich and a weird thought popped into my mind.

"Has she ever had a stallion?"

At first I thought it was a weird thing to think about. But after I thought about it properly, I knew why it randomly popped into my mind. Because she was quite nerdy and loved to read books. Now I'm not saying that people who read books are total nerds as I read them a lot and I'm not a nerd. But Twilight was a bit.....too in love with books. So I asked her the question after she had finished her food.

"So Twi, I was just wondering....have you ever been out with a stallion?"

She looked at me in shock and I could see tears coming to her eyes again.

"No.....No I have not. No one really wants a bookworm like me...."

I could see she was going to start crying again so before she did I quickly went over to her, hugged her and said in a nice, calm tone...

"Twi, you are a beautiful mare what any good, loving stallion should want. So clearly the males from your world don't know when they see a beautiful pony like you."

I could see her tears had gone away a bit and she was staring into my eyes, smiling.

"That really means a lot to me Alex...thankyou. I hope somepony thinks the same about me."

"Oh believe me Twi....they do."

After we had finished talking we headed down to the library. Twilight looked around for about 10 minutes then decided she wanted a book on human history, a book on technology and a book on myths and fiction. It came to around 30 quid which I thought was ridiculous but she wanted them a lot so I finally decided to buy them for her. As soon as we got out, she started jumping around with joy.

"Thankyou thankyou thankyou for buying me these books Alex!!!"

She hugged me once again. But this time it was only a very quick hug. i hugged her back and smiled at her.

"Its my pleasure Twi. I'm glad you could find something that you might think is interesting. And I'm flattered that you want to learn more about my species."

"I find you humans very interesting as your intelligence is the same as ours, but better."

I took it as a compliment, so I blushed.

"Thanks Twi but we aren't that clever. Magic doesn't even exist in this world."

"No it doesn't. But to instead of magic, you have wonderful technology and I only know this because you told me about it."

"Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, did I tell you about mobile phones?"

She looked really confused.

"No you did not. Why, what are they?"

"its a device what lets us humans communicate with each other over long distances. But it needs something called a signal, which is basically a frequency what comes from a satellite."

"That sounds.....amazing."

"it is. Well...for us it is."

"You humans are very clever."

"Thankyou. So are you ponies."

She smiled and blushed.

After that, we went home. Luckily, Twilight was able to get into disguise as a big, cloaked guy wearing a hat. I helped her with it as I didn't want her to be seen outside or in the library as a pony seen as people would maybe call the police or something. As soon as we got back home, Twilight asked me a question what i expected since we went outside.

"Why did I have to dress up as one of you humans?"

"Well Twi...I don't think....any of the humans outside would understand....what you are."

She looked at me puzzled, but she let the thought go. She got her new books out of the bag and started reading while I prepared tea. I had got some hay from the stables down the road as I knew ponies liked hay so I suspected Twilight would like it. While tea was cooking, Twilight walked in with a bright red face.

"Whats up Twi?"

She arched her head up towards me and looked into my eyes.

"Alex....what do you think of me?? Because recently I've been a bit depressed and I've been thinking that nearly everypony thinks I'm a nerd for reading so many books."

"I think your a brilliant pony who is very intelligent, funny and not bad looking....for a pony."

She smiled and wrapped her arms....well....hooves around me.

"That is the sweetest thing anypony has ever said about me. I cannot thankyou enough."

I just looked at her and smiled.

"Its my pleasure Twi. And I also have a secret that I want to tell you, but not yet."

"A secret?? Tell me please."

She was staring at me with puupy dog like eyes. I knew she was obviously trying to make me tell her the secret so I just raised an eyebrow at her.

"Twi, you can stop with the cute looking expression. I know your trying to get me to tell you the secret but you'll just have to wait. I'll tell you later. I promise."

She just smiled at me and trotted back into the room. I wanted to tell her now, but I just froze and thought I can't tell her just yet. Besides, it couldn't do any harm to wait. When tea was finished, I brought it in and to my suprise she started shoving the hay down her mouth. I guessed she was starving.

"Hungry Twi?" I said with a stupid looking grin.

"Yes. I am quite famished."

We dug into our tea and when we had finished, I took the plates in, cleaned up and came back into the living room.  I came out with a random comment to comfort her a bit considering she was still scared of this world.

"I just wanted to say Twi that I will protect you no matter what while you are stuck here with me."

"Thankyou....that really does mean alot considering everything around here is so....alien. I don't fully understand this world yet."

"I don't expect you to understand this world at all Twi. Sometimes I don't even understand it."

I looked at her and saw that she now had a sad expression on her face. I had no idea why. Sympathy for me perhaps?

"I'm sorry to hear that even you, that is part of a species that rules this planet, don't understand it either."

"Ahh well most humans don't. No one understands why we are here or anything. Some think evolution, others think it was god who made us in his image. There's a lot of theories about why we are here but none have actually been proven yet."

"That sounds very confusing and interesting....but tell me...what was that secret you mentioned earlier?"

"Ohh....well it was just that..in the show, your my favorite pony."

She looked up at me and blushed. I could see tears forming up in her eyes. I'm guessing they were tears of joy this time.

"You....you really mean that?"

"Yes I do. All the time I've had you here I've been thinking about you non stop. You are so amazing and you don't even know it."

She hugged me the tightest she has yet and started crying. This time though, she wasn't sad. She was happy. I was glad I could say something that actually made her happy as she told me that she was a bit depressed before she came here.

"That really means a lot to me. Well....it means the entire universe to me. Thankyou...so much Alex."

I hugged her back and slightly kissed her on the cheek.

"I should call you my little pony but I know that Celestia calls you that most of the time."

"Well you can if you want but yes your right...Celestia does call me that."

After about 2 hours of watching T.V, we made our way up to bed. Twilight still didn't understand what the T.V actually was. I was too tired to explain it to her so when she asked I just replied with a simple "I'll tell you when I'm more awake". When we got to bed, I was changing my top when I suddenly noticed, out of the corner of my eye, Twilight looking at my chest with a seductive smile. This made me feel a little bit uncomfortable and awkward. I mean...I did like her but...it was a bit awkward considering at the time I thought Twilight, a pony, was coming on to me.

As I got into bed without my top on, Twilight was still giving me that awkward....seductive smile. I really felt uneasy now.

"Twilight, why are you giving me that look?"

"Oh, no reason. I just think you look quite.....fascinating....not that I mean't you looked sexy or anything.....I didn't mean to say that...."

Now I definitely knew she was coming on to me as she said the word "sexy" and she was blushing like a horny anime girl.

"Twi, its ok I understand what you mean't. Can we get some sleep now?"

"Ermmm yes sure....sorry to have bothered you."

"Its fine Twi. Goodnight."

"Goodnight Alex."

And yet another day ended...

Chapter 3

"Another day with Twi" I thought to my self as I was awaking from my slumber. But I noticed Twilight was next to me closer then she had been the other night. She was sobbing really badly. I felt dead inside when I saw her like this so I had to try and help her. I put my hands over her shoulders..hoofs...you know what I mean.

"Morning Twi. Whats up???"

She turned her face to look at me. Her eyes were flowing with tears.

"Oh...morning Alex.....I'm just really....sad as I am losing hope that the princess will...ever...come for me..."

Every word she forced out of her mouth were making her cry even more.

"Hey now come on Twi. Don't cry. I'm sure the princess will come for you as soon as she can and you know I'm going to make sure your safe for as long as your here."

"I am...speechless.....no pony has ever been this nice to me before....."

She hugged me yet again. I was thinking to my self "I've been hugged more times in the past 2 days then ever"

"My pleasure to help Twi. Your a very special pony."

"How can I ever thank you..."

"You don't need to. As I said, It's my pleasure."

She hugged me tighter and then raised her head slowly and kissed me. My face went as red as an apple. She giggled, gave me a cheeky look and then trotted out of the room. She turned her head to me as she got to the door.

"See you downstairs Alex. And thankyou again."

I simply smiled. But I thought I heard something weird after. I heard Twilight mumble something beneath her breath. I could only hear part of it but it sounded like "sexy". It creeped me out a bit to think a pony called me sexy but after about 5 minutes of thinking about it, I let it slip. As soon as I got out of bed, I started getting changed. But I noticed Twilight out of the corner of my eye, yet again, giving me another seductive smile. I now knew she liked me or something along them lines. I turned my head towards her so she'd know I saw her staring at me while I took my top/trousers off.

"Ohh ermmm....I thought you went downstairs Twi..."

Her seductive smile was still there and it was starting to make me blush quite a bit.

"I did....but I came back up here to get my book and I saw you.......without your top on and I thought....."

"You thought what?"

"Nothing....never mind. I will see you downstairs Alex."

I was a bit freaked out right now at the idea of a pony being physically attracted to me. Then, a weird thought popped into my head.

"Shes actually quite hot...for a pony.."

Great. Now I was becoming attracted to a talking unicorn from an alien planet. I thought I was loosing my mind...well....loosing it more then I already had when I first saw Twilight 2 days ago in my house.

I went downstairs and saw Twilight laid out on the couch reading the book I bought her yesterday. She was laid out like a normal human women would when their......excited...if you get what I mean.

"Oh great. Now shes going to try and chat me up or something." I was thinking this while walking into the kitchen. She noticed that I wasn't paying any attention to her so she came into the kitchen, stood next to me and put her hoof on my back. This made me even more tense.

"Whats up Alex? Are you ok?"

I turned to face her and took her hoof off my back.

"Well Twi I just noticed....you seem to be a bit attracted to me."

Her face went bright red as she looked at the floor.

"I don't know what your talking about....I just find you very....interesting....."

Her face was now as red as mine was when she kissed me earlier. This made me giggle.

"Twi...its ok. I don't mind if your attracted to me. Your not that bad looking your self miss sparkle"

I winked at her. Her face went even redder then before and she was giving me that smile again. I'de made some tea while I was in the kitchen. But as soon as I was taking a sip, Twilight said something that made me really....attracted to her.

"Ohh......thankyou mr alex. How very kind of you. Next time you will have to slap my flank if I do anything......naughty."

I spat out my tea and just looked at her seductive smile once more and just smirked.

"Twi...I never realised you were so.....dirty minded."

"Oh I can be anything when I want to be Alex. Just because I'm a nerd doesn't mean I can't be a naughty girl either."

I smiled and giggled. She reminded me of a typical human woman. But I was attracted to her more then any other human girl I've seen in my life...which I found quite awkward and strange considering she was a different species. She trotted back into the living room, swaying her flank left to right on purpose so I'de notice. I kept getting weird thoughts coming out of no where.

"Nice flank she has there."

"I can smell it from here. Smells nice."

"Dat flank is so....big and.....round and....sexy..."

My mind trailed off as I was now literally drooling over the thought of her flank. Then, I snapped back into reality and said to my self "Stop it you fucking idiot. She's an animal and I'm thinking about her ass....well flank. I must be going nuts."

After I had done in the kitchen, we sat down watching tv. About an hour after watching the tv, Twilight came and sat on the sofa next to me as she had been laid on the floor with her legs crossed like a cat. As time went by, she kept getting closer without me noticing. I only noticed this when she was literally right next to me on the sofa. I turned towards her.

"Twi...whats this princess Celestia like?"

"Oh....well she's smart, beautiful, mature, tall, immortal...."

"Wait wait....did you say she's immortal?"

"Yes. Why?"

I was shocked and also amazed at how many things are possible in Equestria. First, a magical talking, purple unicorn had turned up out of no where and now their princess was immortal?! I knew Celestia was immortal in the cartoon but I didn't think she'd be immortal if she was real. We really hit the nail there in the cartoon.

"I'm just....shocked is all. If she's immortal....how does she ever go out with anyone....anypony?"

"Well I don't think she's ever really had a proper relationship. I think she had one stallion but he passed away sadly. I think it hurt her so much that she vowed she would never get with a normal being again."

"That's....awful. In the cartoon she's really pretty and tall."

"She is pretty and tall. She is about 2 inches taller then you I'de say but I don't know completely."

I thought to my self "I hope I meet her".

Sorry for the short chapter guys. I am going to work on chapter 4 as soon as possible. Thanks for reading so far!!!

Chapter 4

"I can't believe its been 5 months since we met Twi."

"I know Alex. Only seems like yesterday that I was laying in your garden looking for shelter."

We both shared a laugh. I can't believe it had been 5 months since I found Twi in my bedroom. The time had flown by really fast.

"Ahh Twi. I've enjoyed you being here."

"I've enjoyed being here Alex. I must say though, you seem to be taking an interest to me?"

I blushed slightly. I knew this question was coming but I didn't want it to.

"Ohh what...do you mean Twi? I don't get what you...."

I made fake coughing noises to try and hide my red face. But she still noticed and still gave me a seductive smile, as always.

"You know exactly what I mean Alex. You seem to be gaining a crush on me. And I just want to let you know....I feel the same way."

My jaw dropped. My favorite pony, who I once loved to watch on MLP, was now telling me she liked me?!

"You....you what?"

"I said I like you. You have been so great to me the past 5 months and I know how to repay you finally...."

"Oh yeah and how are you going to repay...."

Before I could finish my sentence, she lunged forward and kissed me on the lips. Not a nuzzle and not a peck on the check, a proper kiss. My face went as red as a tomato as thoughts were rushing into my head. Worst of all....I was getting...you know...

She went further into the embrace, snogging me more and more until eventually she stopped and looked me in the eyes.

"That was your reward for being so good to me these past 5 months. Hope you enjoyed it"

Now, she was grinning, deviously. She knew I enjoyed it and I knew she was trying to tease me about it.

"That was.....amazing."

But before I could say anything else, I heard something coming from downstairs. Like a noise of a flash of lighting or something. Twilight jumped when she heard it as did I. I went downstairs, grabbing my old cricket bat just to make sure it wasn't any...uninvited guests. As soon as I got downstairs...my jaw dropped as much as it did when I first saw Twi.

It was Celestia. Princess Celestia. Here in my house, right now.

"If shes here...then....oh shit...."

I suddenly realised that Twi had said when I first met her that Celestia would be coming to take her back. Now was obviously the time. I wasn't really pleased. Just as soon as I started to like her, Celestia shows up.

She now saw me and was staring at me, her horn glowing.

"What are you and were is Twilight?"

I could see she was being serious as her look was a stern stare. I really got scared.

"I'm Alex, I'm a human being, I live here and Twilight is upstairs. She's been here for 5 months."

Her horn stopped glowing as she could see I was no threat. I chucked the cricket bat away as I didn't want her to think I was trying to hurt her. She presented a warm smile on her face.

"Oh...I am dearly sorry for my harsh attitude. I am a little on edge recently seen as I have some....royal problems...I won't go into detail as I am only here for one thing..."

"Twilight?"

She nodded at me. I knew this day was coming but I really didn't want it to be now.

"But Celestia, you don't understand...me and Twilight have kinda....bonded...a lot over the past 5 months. I don't want her to go. I love her..."

She was looking at me, smiling again.

"Well...that is really nice and it warms my heart how even Twilight can bond with a totally different species. But I am afraid she has to come back with me...I'm sorry."

My heart sank. I didn't want her to go. I loved her! But I knew I had to let her go, as I couldn't really argue with princess who could easily kill me in a fracture of a second if I threatened her.

"Ok your highness....go ahead. I'll take you too her."

She looked surprised at my answer.

"Oh...I expected you to try and stop me taking Twilight but I guess I was wrong. And also, just call me Celestia.

She was still smiling at me. It was getting kind of creepy now but it felt nice that she was this nice to me considering she doesn't know what I am or anything...not totally anyway.

"Ohh well ok Celestia. Follow me and I'll take you to Twilight."

As I said that, I went upstairs with Celestia following behind me. Twilight said she was tall and pretty and she was bang on. She was more beautiful then anything I'd ever seen...but I couldn't try anything. Seen as I just met her and Twilight likes me and I have feelings for her anyway so that thought was out of the question.

When we finally got upstairs, Twilight was so shocked at the sight of Celestia that she started breathing heavily.

"Celestia?!"

"Yes my student. I am here to take you home. This human told me you were here."

"Alex....I don't want to leave you..."

My heart felt like it'd been weighed down like a tank of rocks under the sea. I really...really didn't want her to go after her saying that. I ran over to Twilight and hugged her tightly while be both started crying. I turned to Celestia and saw she also now had tears forming in her eyes.

"I am dreadfully sorry Twilight....but you belong in Equestria...not here."

Celestia turned to me and put a warm smile on her face.

"I'm sorry...I didn't catch your name."

"Its Alex, your grace."

She blushed at the compliment.

"Please, you don't need to flatter me by saying that Alex. Like I said, just call me Celestia."

"But you are a grace...even I can see that and I only met you a few minutes ago."

She blushed even more...but it went down after a few seconds and Twilight stood up to talk.

"Princess Celestia, can't he come with us?"

"I'm afraid he can't. He would not fit in our world."

I was still crying. Twilight noticed this and held me tight and kissed me like she did earlier, only this time, it was deeper and more passionate. I could see Celestia out of the corner of my eye, now crying aswell.

"Come on my student. It is time to go."

I broke from the embrace and held her head in my hands.

"I love you Twilight and always will. You will find a sweet stallion one day."

"But I don't want a stallion...I want you."

She kissed me again. I started crying yet again and I held her tight.

"I love you so much Twi."

"I love you to Alex. Forever."

I could see Celestia smiling again.

"Come now Twilight. Time will not wait for us."

Twilight hugged me once more and kissed me, then Celestia smiled at me again.

"Thankyou Alex. Without your help, Twilight might not have survived in this world. I give you my thanks."

With that, Twilight and Celestia were gone in a flash of light. I felt really...really depressed all of a sudden as if Celestia just took Twilight suddenly with no feelings what so ever, but I knew that wasn't the case. I just wished one day I might see Twilight again..

2 months later

I had still not gotten over the fact that Twilight was gone, even after 2 months. One day though when I was coming home from college, I saw the same flash of light as I did when Celestia and Twilight disappeared. I felt light headed all of a sudden and because the intense flash of light, I passed out.

When I came to, I found my self in a giant sort of library. I knew what this was straight away.

"Wait a minute this is....."

"Alex!"

A voice called out from behind me. I turned around and saw.....Twilight?!"

She ran up to me, crying and holding me tight while she kissed me. When she stopped, I looked her in the eyes.

"Twi...I never thought I'd see you again...how did I get here?"

"When Celestia saw how upset I was when I came back to Equestria, she teleported you here so you could stay with me."

I started crying. I didn't know Celestia could be this generous.

"Ohh Twi....I've missed you so much over the past 2 months. I want you to be my girlfriend."

"Your what?"

"Girlfriend. In our world, it means do you want to be with me...as in a partner."

She smiled as she now understood what I mean't.

"Ohh I see what you mean. Over here in Equestria, whenever a Stallion asks a mare to be his partner, he will say "do you want to be my mare?" or "do you want to be my marefriend?"

"Ok Twi. Will you be my mare?"

She jumped at me and hugged me tight and kissed me.

"Of course I will Alex. I love you so much..."

"I love you to Twi. For as long as I live."

I was so happy to finally be with Twilight. She was smart, funny, had a sense of humor and she was.....attractive. After we hugged, kissed and talked for a bit, she finally said something what was totally random.

"Didn't you tell me when we first met that humans mate the same as us ponies do?"

"Yeah. Why?"

She grinned at me and gave me that adorable seductive smile that I had missed for 2 months.

"Well....if we ever decided to do so...we could mate."

My face turned redder then ever before. I never had a proper relationship, near-mind intercourse...with a talking unicorn. But if she wanted to, I wouldn't say no.

"We could...?"

"Yes, we could. Saying that....Spike, my assistant, is asleep. Just because your human and I'm a pony doesn't mean we can't....."

I knew exactly what she mean't. I pulled her towards me and kissed her. After the kiss had finished, I looked into her big, soft eyes.

"I like that idea."

Intro

This is basically a very short intro to the story.

Enjoy!!!

"Hey get back here!!!" Shouted a voice out of no where. I looked to see that it was my friend, Darren.

"Oh hey Darren, whats up?"

"You forgot your bag"

I just looked at him and face palmed.

"Thanks man. I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on right!"

He laughed and patted me on the shoulder.

"True. Very true. Anyways dude I got to get to class. See you later!"

"Bye mate!"

I waved as he ran down the corridor to his lesson.

"I hate my life." I whispered to my self. I forgot to say, my names Alex. I am 19 years old, I go to college and I am a nobody. I only have a few friends, namely Darren. My parents died in a car crash when I was only 12 years old. My grandparents looked after me and still do but they never understood me since I was considered "weird" to them. They found out that I like to watch My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and they said "Why do you watch a little girls show?" I always told them the same thing.

"It makes me feel happy and wanted." When I said this, they just shrugged and started reading their old fashioned news papers like they always do.

It was pretty much a normal day. I got up, had some breakfast, went to college and that was basically my daily routine. But something felt weird today. Earlier when I woke up, I saw a bright light from outside. Now I know people would say "oh it'll have been the sun" or "It'll have been the light reflecting off of something". But I could tell that it wasn't any of these because it happened in the morning when the sun was down and there was nothing there for the light to reflect off.

My grandparents have also gone away for a month leaving me by myself for the time being so this didn't make things any better. Hopefully whatever that bright light was won't happen again.