The day before tomorrow
Once upon a time in an unknown world, in an unknown land, in an unknown state, in an unknown city, in an unknown neighborhood, where in an unknown house...
A stupid author wants to slam his head into his computer because has written “in an unknown state” which shows that it’s literally the only land that has a "state" which in fact that everyone knows that is u.s.a even its acronyms stand for united states of america. thus, indicating that it is on earth and completely voids the first two “unknown” statements invalid and completely useless. Last but not least, this attention grabber almost has nothing to do with the fan fiction.
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"I watch to much nostalgia critic" said Brony philosopher as he logged out of his account turned off his computer and gets off his chair.
I need inspiration; something to inspire me. ~~I've spent so much time trying to think what to write but I got scrap from internet~~. Wait scratch that, I've too much inspiration from internet and I couldn't even pick one idea. which one should I choose then. I shouldn't worry I've got all the time in the world since my guardians aren't here.
Than he goes into his habit of what he always has done and shall do probably for the rest of his life through out in elementary school,middle school,high school,college,jobs,taxes,penitentiary (in the u.s. very likely), and retirement plans.
Indiscriminately Procrastinate the hell out of it, (and you thought it was being tedious and meticulous over minute details HAH!)
Anyway while the narrator was being an idiot and very annoying (hey!), philosopher decided sit and relax on the couch and watch comedy central on TV like many people around his age. But life had other things in mind then wasting his life watching TV and playing video games. While having a comfortable life with complex entertainment like he was a rich person.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
So the emergency broadcast system decided to pick the right time to interrupt his regularly scheduled
""BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP""
program.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
Usually when this happen he just waits this out and see if there is anything important on the broadcast system unlike most people his age who just phase out and do push ups or grab a snack. While a possibility of a person being kidnapped,killed, raped or all of the above is in event of occurrence. Thanks to the medias the most sensitive news networks like fox news, most senses of what is bad are usually dulled which makes the perfect most violent psycho... moving on.
He looked at the name and place on the TV screen; he really didn't see anything special accept missing 14 years old so he waited it out and when done he continued on watching his shows until...
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
For some reason the same thing started again but this time a 19 year old woman is missing but then it showed another person missing, another and oh wait that's pretty much it. With all these missing people I wonder what the heck is going on all these disappearances. Can you imagine so many people disappearing with out a trace. there is in fact a Vsauce video about that exact...
Then the annoying guy disappeared with the clothes dropped down on the couch were left behind.
There were right on the couch those clothes, along with everything he had in his bedroom and all the things he done on the internet were pretty much all of the evidence he had ever existed.
In the Canterlot castle
The white alicorn sat there all relaxed and comfy in her bedroom with her chair. Finally, with all the activities she had done for today with his royal scheduling Adviser kidbits whom she uses to help with her daily tasks. she could just relax and enjoy herself in her robes. Well if she was only doing that she be at the spa taking a hit at that hot tub.
No she wasn't here for that, she had more...depressing matters at hoof
there is was front of her is a spherical crystal orb with a array of swirling colors placed a upon a dome shaped device with number panels on the side and a holder shaped on top to hold the glowing orb.
She had a special orb right front of her so that she could see all possible scenarios in all alternate universes. All the knowledge in the universe in her hooves. Albeit was ostensible, in reality this was a substitute for travel to other dimensions which has in fact caused deep trouble in the past.
Many years ago when she was young, Celestia was venturing through alternate universes with Starswirl the bearded through the cosmos, she enjoyed the time she has spent traveling dimension to dimension. Yet, all that is in the past now, ever since Starswirl cast a spell to separate the universes she almost never been able to get back through that portal. She blamed herself for not paying attention to star swirls warning of abusing a certain portal for a lover and yet still tried to get back. She finally ended going back about a 1000 moons later and in doing so she almost causing a catastrophic disaster in the space time continuum reassured that she wont be ever coming back to the place.
Ever since the day Starswirl the Bearded died, instead of alt universe traveling with the exception lately, she went through many decades of research with trial and error. Until finally, after centuries of research, She had achieved the goal of seeing into alternate universes without going to them. Even without star swirls help she still manages to continue his research by herself till this day.
It's interesting how the device she set up worked; the orb was just the projector while the device that was placed under the orb which is the one with coordinates to show all around space,time and dimensions. but this device could only hold so much magic making it only available to Equestria and anything around it in area, can only control show the alternate universes so different from hers but not the universe it is in because that would be paradoxical, it could only go back a few 100 moons backwards or go a couple moons forwards.
With all these capabilities she had, it is more than enough to finish up the project she has been working on lately.
She flipped the notebook pages for the page she was looking for; she found the page which says "worst case scenarios". she than goes to the other book and turns to the page she had seen, turns another page and found what she wanted where in a section called "elements of harmony". The princess then copies the first set coordinates into the device and waits for the machine to show the scenario.
The orb glowed with black and white static until it was replaced with moving pictures. It shows applejack walking in apple acres while The sky was pure black, with swirling clouds, full of lightning, raining like cats and diamond dogs, while windy, at midnight; while a body bag and a shovel strapped to Applejacks barrel, with a body in it....that's dead.
She kept traveling deeper and deeper into the dark forest. Thou, forest was the correct word to describe the apple orchard. The trees were oversize in comparison to the ones that were at the main Equestria. The place was also covered a large swath of area, all with nothing but apple trees with their apples.
When she went deep into the forest she stopped and lay down the body near a tree, picked her shovel with her hoofs and to make sure she was far enough from the tree so that she could dig deep into the ground.
She shoved the shovel into the ground and lifted, and shifted the dirt away. She continue to doing this for a couple of minutes despite the trench filling the hole. Applejack needed to make this hole, it is her job and she never walks away from a job without getting it done first.
She climbed out of the hole with her shovel in her mouth and dropped it on the ground.
Applejack went to the body bag and dragged it all the way to the hole and opened it. In there was a dead body of a mare unicorn who had dark purple eyes and yellow main with a previously dark purple coat now pale purple lacking its usual vibrancy. Applejack then picked the body up with her hooves and tossed down the ditch and with a splash of dirty water the body went into the whole and submerged under there.
Applejack went to the shovel and shifted the dirt and back into the ditch to fill it up until perfectly flat; she pulled out a bag of grass seeds and spread them out. The grass sprout instantly from her magic and cover any visible trace of any burial.
Celestia used her magic to fast forward events until it ended up with Applejack walking towards a mysterious big black skyscraper in Manehattan, for some reason it had big swirling clouds with lightning above it.
Applejack went inside and walked to the elevator and press the button, the elevator goes to the top floor and opened right front of her, Applejack than walked down a hallway into a spacey room with a counter in front of the room. She walked towards the counter and said in a pure manehatten accent "tell them I am here".
The grey pony with a darker shade of grey mane spoke into the mike in a superficial voice "Mr. Flim and Mr. Flam, Applejack is here to see you"
Flam spoke back into the microphone "tell her to wait a moment we have a special guest to speak with first. Flam let's go of the button and spoke towards the guest "you done a great job with making all those storm clouds, now, because of all the lightning we can sell skyscrapers everywhere across Equestia thanks to you"
a grey Pegasus with a blond mane with crossed yellow stood there astounded.
"do I get a promotion."
Then Flim spoke "but you made more storm clouds than needed to, now everyone is suspicious of them so your fired without pay".
Derpy put her hoof up with a piece of paper in her hoof, then she say "you know on the contract said it was unbreakable and if I done my job than I get my payment it said nothing about extra storm clouds and there placement"
Derpy gives Flam the contract and he looked it over "She's right it says here on the contract,we have to pay her" he give the contract to Flim and he looked it over and said
"Who wrote this?"
"you did, you just had to right unbreakable didn't you!"
"Oh yeah right, it also said here that it could only be broken if the employer went missing or presumed dead"
Flim put his hoof on a button and a trap door open beneath Derpy and she fall through the hole "weeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"well that took care of..." said Flim before he was interrupted by Derpy who all of the sudden flown out of the hole and was hovering above it "her?" "oh boy let's do that again that was fun!" Flim face hoofs himself for being stupid by setting up a trap door that won't work.
Flam throws a bag of bits at Derpy and she catches it with a wing.
"just get out of here would you" he said stressfully.
the trap door closes up and Derpy flies to the door and flies through it and breaks it. Than applejack went through the now opened door to get in and she went up the counter.
"the deed is done, boss ".
"excellent" Flim said.
"now we need you to do a special task for us, see this fellow here" Flim said as he pointed at a picture he was holding a picture of a sexy tan stallion with brow hair.
"We need you to kill this pony for us his name is James bond he works for the s.i.s. we try to kill him with hit mares but they ended up either dead or fall in love with him so we need a pony who we can trust and that will be you".
"Trust me when I get my hooves on that fella I'll!" Applejack all of the sudden stared at the picture with her mouth; She shook herself out of her stupor "kill him that's what"
"Excellent we could finally take over the whole worlds gold supply and use it for our benefit what do we you say Flam"
Flim looked towards his brother to find that his brother is staring at the picture which he's now holding. He has a deep red blush on his face.
"AHEM!"
He broke out of his faux paus and realized what he was doing. He managed to fake an evil grin "that sounds... sufficient, brother" they both started to laugh manically with a cheesy tone to it "MUHAHAHA!".
"Next" Celestia pressed the enter button for the coordinates to set in changing into static than back into moving pictures again. This time it was a cave with a pool that's in it.
Water splashed all around her as pinkie raised her head up; she breathed in as heavily as she can.
She started to feel the air surround her as she finally got out of that forsaken pool. She finally had felt relieved from all that time being a body-less entity that floated around doing nothing but floating around in ethereal form.
Pinkie slowly stepping out of the pool all wet and her hair drooping down with water pouring out of her hair. she had no idea of how long she been there. She could of been there for weeks, months, years. All she knew was one word only.
Revenge.
Revenge for all that time in there; revenge for all that time she was in there who she trusted; revenge for those who mistake her for a mere simple clone and revenge for the clone who she was replaced by.
She wanted to take them to a isolated area and they'll be slowly tortured. Especially that clone, all she wanted was to just have a kitchen knife and to stick it up her....
"Ummm... pinkie?" she looked around to find her sister Maud just standing there with her normal dull expression.
Pinkie inhaled dramatically with her hooves on the side of the head "Maud! why are you here? and how did you now was here? Did you find me through interrogating like what they did in the Canterlot intelligence agency!? Did you find me through a crystal ball which can see almost everything!? Why do I sound like a hyperactive version of your voice!?
Maud stares at her blankly " I found out that pinkie pie at Ponyville was a fake and I figured since mom told us the story of the Mirror Pool that copies ponies, so i'd assume it was the clone. Twilight tells me what happened and I knew you were stuck in the pool so I came here to get you, and the answer to the second question pinkie is that I could only get you out by preforming the ritual mom told us and having a cloned version of my body to save you."
Pinkie realized what Maud meant by "cloned version of my body my body to save you" . Pinkie looked over to the mirror pool to see her reflection only to see not her but a body identical to Maud's.
"Ohhhh" she said as she looked at the reflection. Pinkie did the same pose again inhaled dramatically. She flew over to Maud and stand right front of her.
"WE'RE IDENTICAL TWINS"
She than begins to bounce around her "WE'RE TWINNNS!, WE'RE TWINNNS!, WE'RE TWINNNS!, WE'RE TWINNNS!" than stopped all of the suddenly front of the Maud.
"Hey Maud, can I ask you a favor."
"yes Pinkie."
"Can you help punish all those who helped put me in there and to make sure they do not do that ever again and to beat my clone to the verge of collapse and submission!"
Maud sighed and looked down than look straight at Pinkie "yes Pinkie, I shall punish all those who wronged you"
"YEAAAAH!" said pinkie as she hugged Maud with her forelegs "you are the best Identical twin sister anyone could have."
The screen goes static and then the scene transitions to a strange dark cellar that was long and wide with a metal table in the middle.
Voices were heard downstairs as all of which are feminine, all of the sudden the lights turned on but were dim but enough to see. Up the stairs there was a Pegasus with orange feathers and fur with a blue mane.
His name... is Flash sentry.
Flash Sentry slowly and carefully walks down the stairs, after he come down he goes past the shelves on the sides of his basement making sure that he didn't bump and spill the contents within in the jars that weren't visible from the outside. He walked to the other side of the basement on the right side of the basement, where he talks in soft and gentle voice "hey twilight I'm here to save you twilight, I'm going to be you knight in shining armor.
Twilight was there on the floor against the wall with a chain on her left leg that has been magical enchanted to suppress her earth pony and Pegasus magic; she had also a magic suppressor on her horn. she stand up on her four legs and looked straight at shining armors face saying nothing.
"Awwww twilight I hate when you act all serious."
Twilight than looked angry "i'll say nothing about my kingdom secrets, for it is my honor to be a princess and to uphold a reputation and to represent the element of friendship. Do what ever you want to I don't care."
Shining armor than laughs maniacally .
"Friendship isn't going to do much is it"
He comes closer to twilight, and twilight steps back being aware of his movement she steps back until she was pressed upon the wall on her two back hooves upright while shining pulled his forelegs up and on the wall and both Besides the left and right of her body, their bodies almost touching. Twilight felt sweat all over the body from all the great discomfort this was bringing upon her, than she gulped.
"You did said whatever you want" said Flash sentry.
"no, I mean, not that".
"oh yes twilight there are no take backs".
"Please don't, I could organize your shelves, according to alphabetical order I mean" she slouched on the floor going down to avoid him.
"I have other things in mine".
"Please don't do it, don't do it please, don't do it!,i'm Begging you! eek!" flash sentry than lay on her body and-
"Oh would you two please shut up!"
The moment Was interrupted, they both looked to the left where on the mid side on that exact same wall is apparently a pony with a tan coat and navy blue main that had a pink stripe running down a left side. she was chained up with earth pony inhibitors, but instead of being chained up like twilight she had both forelegs cuffed and chained very close to the wall.
"Get a room you two, don't you see that Lyra is in a stressful situation."
A green unicorn with cyan mane and white highlights was on the right side of the tan earth pony; she had an inhibitor ring on her horn and she had her right fore hoof cuffed to the wall and is loose as twilight's. She was sobbing with tear streaking down her face.
"All I wanted is to go play ate the concert! I wantt..want to go home, It was... was only just a visit, I wont tell anyone, if I go.. I promise."
"I told you for like a thousand times Lyra, Get a grip."
"I can't, I just...just can't" "Shhhhh...it's OK Lyra it's OK take deep breaths" she used a back hoof to pet her head. Lyra calmed down with deep breaths "better" Lyra opened her eyes to wipe her tears than smiled "bet..."
"Can you two stop complaining, we're trying to have moment with our acting and stop interrupting us your driving us crazy and beside it's Saturday that means it's my turn to get molested." said Twilight.
Bon Bon laughed but ignoring the "molested" statement "Said the alicorn with o.c.d,Stockholm syndrome and r.o.c.d. Oh and how do I know that because I been literally hanging around you for the past 2 months hearing you talk and talk."
Twilight point at herself "I don't have r.o.c.d or Stockholm syndrome, well, maybe o.c.d but this is unconditional love you can't diagnoses it" she grabs Flash and squeezes him.
"says a scientist."
"Hum!" she snorted "What do you know about science."
"What do you know about having love relationship, I bet shining armor is the first stallion you ever loved."
"I loved before him you know" twilight said pushing flash sentry aside to argue.
"I doubt you got much time for actually love; Instead of sleeping with stallions, i guess you sleep with romance novels that are worthy of you. which I'm guess if we're going that low expectations the Twilight novels are perfect for you, since both share the same escapism with the Mary sue issue. Oh yeah you both have sparkle in it."
Flames in Twilight's eyes started to burst in flames and then her mane and tail burst into flames. It took a few seconds after to put out the flames with her deep hyperventilating breaths; she finally calmed down.
"Hey!" said Shining Armor "Don't dis Twilight or Twilight hear me, you be going back into closet if you do."
Lyra rolled her eyes and but in the conversation "Yeah right says the pony who thinks kidnapping mares especially a princess, create scheduled raping 2 of them at a time from Friday to Saturday, neuter all of them so they don't get pregnant, you kept Twilight's removed organ in one of your jars just for sight seeing, you made us all have an orgy while you watched and you beaten Twilight into Stockholm syndrome are all good ideas. the funny thing is that half of those idea come from Twilight herself."
"Shut up!" said Flash "YOU BOTH GO TO THE CLOSET YOU ALL HEAR ME"
Lyra began to speak "hey by the way, who is in the closet right now anyway?"
In the closet
"Are you sure about this" said a unicorn with yellow coat and cerulean mane.
A white coated unicorn with blue and light blue mane with purple shaded glasses nodded meaning "yes".
"OK DJ... I mean vinyl, if you say so but this is kind of... you know, unusual way to get ourselves out of these ropes around the fore hoofs " the unicorn named lemon heart lay down with her hooves tied up around her back. Vinyl walked towards her side with her two untied back hoofs and she stepped one over and dropped down on lemon heart with vinyls knees on the ground with her head held high.
She lowered the head to lemons rope and dragged her horn up and down on the rope slowly and surely cutting tiny bit at a time, while... moving her whole body moving with it dragging across lemons body.
"How long would this take?"
Oh not long at all, not long at all thought vinyl as she grinned
Back at the cellar
"If those two are in there then wheres Octavia?"said Lyra.
"Lyra" said Bon Bon "she's right there on the other side of the room chained to the bed" The left part of the room all of the sudden was visible. Octavia was a grey earth pony with black mane was trying to sleep under a pile of pillows.
"Why does she get a bed, I mean seriously even Twilight doesn't even have a bed but for some reason you like having her on the bed with like, a 100 pillows or something, you might as well have given it to Twilight or something but whats the deal!"
Twilight looked over to the bed and finally notice what it was use for and notice who was under the pillows this whole 2 months "HUUUUUUUUUH!" she inhaled dramatically putting her hooves on her head. She dropped down on four legs with her head pointed down. Slowly tears began to form from eyelids.
"Flash sentry loves a mare more than me Twilight said in a sad voice.
Flash sentry interjects " It's not what you thin..."
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK, YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH OCTAVIA AREN'T YOU! Octavia poked her head out of the pile of pillows to see what was going on.
Twilight was blazing with heat as huge fire rising out of her eyes,mane and tail.
"I BET YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH MANY MARES AREN'T YOU" Lyra, Bon Bon, Octavia and Vinyl, whom was cutting Lemon heart's rope, were all dumbfounded with the stupidity in the comment.
"But sweet..."
"BUT, if you love me more then them, than you should have all the time to spent with me not them then, than that means..." she rubbed her hooves together in contradicting motion and looked down at the floor she looked from the floor to shining armor with a changed expression, From a worrying expression to what one would call the Lesson Zero face.
"We should be, together, FOREVER!" she began to laugh in a unusual manner "HEE HEE HOO HOO HAH HAH!". All of the suddenly, her expression got wider into a creepy face of pure obsession and the laughing got louder with a dark tone as it began to be in a maniacal fashion. A minute pasts with pure noise of continuous loud maniacal laughter.
Flash sentry didn't speak in those moments He was to afraid of right might happen next so he put his hooves on his ears to wait out the laughing. When the laughing got quieter he gathered enough courage to speak.
He goes back into a quadrupedal stance and say's "of course not, me and Octavia are not together isn't that right Octav..."
He looked over to the bed and realized that one of the bed's legs were missing. He realized he didn't give Octavia's chain a magical enchantment to suppress her earth pony magic because he thought Octavia's was to weak. He was apparently wrong as she had broke her bed chair to free herself, broke Lyra's inhibitor and Bon Bon's chains and forced the closet door open. Flash Sentry looked to the bottom of the stairs where lemon heart looked over standing with 2 forelegs tied behind her back.
"You're screwed dude"
she was than lifted up by yellow magic and lifted up the stairs the door open, Bon Bon grabbed her and pulled her out while Octavia shut the door.
"well at least you still have your suppress...." he realized her unicorn magic suppressor was damaged by the fire caused by her mane and is down on the floor Than the chains were disintegrated by her unicorn magic and so was the inhibitor.
"Oh shiii..." she than flies at Flash at insane speed and everything went black.
somewhere in Canterlot
Twilight was having a stroll out on the street and all of the sudden she was in a middle of a crowd of News reporters all asking her questions...again.
"Princess are you worried that the infamous Flash Sentry would come and kidnap you once again"
"Oh I wouldn't worry about him if I were you" replied Twilight as she smiled happily. More and more reporters come and shove mikes up to her face.
"Did you or did you not, fight a hydra and captured it with your bare hooves and made it your pet". "Have you bought a bunch of romance novels from the store". "Did you payed to take cello lessons from Octavia, if so would you prefer to have Octavia's lesson then anything else". Derpy appeared bursting out of the crowd of new reporters with a mike "Are you secretly enslaving your former captor as a sex slave" said Derpy.
Twilight burst out laughing for several seconds and when she stopped laughing she speaks with levity "You reporters have such great imaginations."
Under the Crystal Tree Castle
Spike was walking down the stairs carrying a Duffle bag over his right should. When he reached the bottom of the stairs he walked up to a door and unlocked it with a key. With a soft creak it opened revealing a flash sentry in a 25 foot high and 50 foot wide pure magical cage while also in a gigantic Room filled with all sorts of unusual item. Like books,more books,whips, bull whips and other sexual torture devices and... a cello.
Flash Sentry flinched "Twilight is that you?; Oh god it must be Saturday already, please don't play the cello! with all the things in here don't play the cello i'm begging you!"
"Relax it's just me, Spike. I'm just here to read to you and to feed the hydra."
A 200 feet and 100 foot high cage was next to the his cage with a snoring hydra in it.
"Oh yeah it's just you spike" he said as spike laid down the douffle bag by a cello and its bow. Spike brought out a book out of the bag and walked over to flash Sentry
"Hey spike, what do you got there?"
"It's the book you wanted, The last one out of the Twilight series"
He put his hooves on his head and screamed on a high pitch voice "AHHH!, Is that the Breaking dawn. I can't wait! I wonder when is Edward going to turn her into a vampire or not"
Spike rolled his eyes and went over to a chair at which ponies can be cuffed to, he dragged the chair to by the cage and sits on it. He opens the first page, coughed, and starts reading.
The screen all of the suddenly turn static and than revealed a cyborg chicken starring back. With a loud "BUB BOCK!" the screen went blank.
Celestia slammed her tea into the table "Again! why does this keep happening to me" she picked up the crystal ball with her hooves. I'm guessing this is one of discords jokes if it is, it's not funny she thought. She gently placed the crystal ball back into the holder as to not make another one of those "accidents" again.
Celestia sighed; she could already have so much more knowledge if that lunatic chicken didn't keep interrupting her progress. Celestia could of learn of knowledge from many other places like what is the Internet or in this case what is this "Twilight series" ponies keep talking about. What's with....
She was interrupted when a portal open above her from the ceiling; she still didn't notice it until it dropped a red unicorn with orange and green mane and was wearing glasses with a collared shirt. He falls down flailing his legs but spoke no words as he falls straight onto her back.
"OOOF Celestia was down on the floor with the unicorn on her back. She was surprised for a moment just laying down on her soft floor with an unusual visitor that had just come over for a surprise. Celestia stands up making the pony fall off her back and dropped down to the floor.
"Excuse me?" Celestia said to the pony who was looking at her "who are you here and why are you here?"
The pony look at her with a poker face; he tried to put his hands up to only see that he was in fact a pony. Not just a normal pony, by his color and his glasses along with the shirt he could tell that he was in a body of his own OC creation. Then again he never really didn't care because he wasn't really the kind of person who care about being a pony. He was just sleeping before and wake up to find himself a pony, but he was not dreaming because he just felt pain from falling on Celestia. It's just like one of those fic's he read before about a brony going to Equestria.
He then talks in a considerably normal but slightly low voice "uh, Hi, my name is Michael this might be strange and unusual... it seems I might be stuck here for sometime. I'm sorry I crashed into you. I'm from another world by the way, it's called earth; do you by any chance happen to have a place for me to stay in because It seems I don't have anywhere to go right now."
Celestia didn't know what to say. With a pony this is calm even though he just traveled from an alternate universe a half of a minute ago. That pony must of done that dimensional shifting many times before. Wait a minute, how did he got here? Is he suppose to be coming through a mirror or something like that he just come from above and where's the portal? He has to go through a portal.
She looked up seeing no portal In the ceiling nor open giant holes.
"How did you traveled here exactly?"
"I don't know, I'm assuming the one you called discord did this. I didn't bring myself here."
Celestia raised an eyebrow "and i guess that your dimension has been bothered by discord too?"
"not really, this is the first time he is interfering with our world I guess."
"Then how do you know him?"
"He was in a cartoon." He said to not reveal the whole truth yet has expected Celestia to question what a cartoon is.
"figures" she said as she looked down and sighing. With all her dimensional experience, she can tell that the term "cartoon" comes from the human world and it's on TV. "I will talk to discord about his 'dimensional visits' and see if we can stop snooping around others dimension and figure out how to get you back. Meanwhile I'll have the guards escort you to a bedroom for you to live in temporary, guards!"
Two night guards rushed in her room "Princess do you need us for anything."
"Escort this pony to the nearest unoccupied living quarters and tell princess Luna that she needs to check for any activities of unusual nature."
"yes Princess, right away."
The stallion was walking out the room than he stopped for the moment and turn his head around "Hey princess do the guards have enchanted armor or anything like that."
"No, why would you think that?"
"No reason."
The princess was befuddled by his comment, why would he think that the armor is enchanted? She thought it through for a moment and realized that enchanting such things might give them an advantage instead of having normal powers like any other. Maybe this pony from another universe has any other great ideas.
"That's a brilliant idea by the way," said Celestia "I need a new perspective on things, do you have any other ideas you could think of?"
He thought about it and said.
"You could use crystals as power sources for machinery."
"That seems...interesting" I never thought that before.
"You should find ways for everyone to talk over long distances instead of just delivering mail to other ponies."
"hmm... I suppose so."
"you should really make it illegal for brainwashing especially that lovey dopey magic stuff that princess mi amore cadenza does all the time. it's wrong and couples should break up if they want to."
Celestia open her eyes in a really wide fashion and with pupils contract and faded out of the expression "and would you mind telling me how you know about mi amore cadenza and what you called 'brainwashing' magic" said Celestia in a sincere voice.
He shrugged, he wasn't the person to really care about revealing revelations. "it was on a kids cartoon, the same one as discord was in."
"Tell me, what was on this "kids cartoon"."
"Everything that is in this dimension." He didn't bother to hide it any long
Celestia sighed very loudly and put her hoofs on her face and swirling her face around while keeping her body up with her wings "I am getting too old for this."
He walked out with the guards closing the door behind him leaving Celestia in the room by herself. She was tired and needed sleep was going to have a long talk with discord later but now isn't the time for investigating. She turn off the light with her magic and walk over towards the literally queen sized bed and went under the sheets and rested her head on the pillow.
"At least tomorrow things can get worst."
As she laid there she continued to sleep silently with only the soft sound of her breath; she was unaware of the day that getting closer and closer at every second as the clock ticks and tocks, and in that day only that day was going to be special. Even with all the crazy events that occur in that orb that occurs with all the lunacy of fallacy, the twisted endings and the beginnings that are the very definition of Nightmare, one thing is sure. that day, that, in this very next day with all the worst things that could happen this is!
THE
WORST
POSSIBLE
THING!
Author's Note
no, This is not a meta fic. It's much weirder than that and funnier 
and by the way this whole thing is a elaborate setup for something much bigger, most of the story actually would in fact effect the rest of the fic. If you didn't notice already some characters are based on real people.
this is just the prologue but half of the next chapter will be introducing this story but it will be much more exciting the next 2 and a half chapters and that's where we'll begin the real fun 
and the story will start to make sense after that. this has been edited over and over many times already.
Oh the ponyiyty
The whole scene was blank nothing but dark black square littering the screen.
All of the suddenly, the screen lit up with Huge letters appearing out of nowhere filling up the vision with protruding white, red and blue squares with each a unique height all behind the letters. The letter culminated into a word spelling "New". The whole view changed with a sudden shift whereas the letters on the screen now spells out "David. The screen changed again this time spelling two different segments of words , the former was in a black solid circle with the letters contrasting the background. The screen spelled out "ABC World" an unknown voice could be heard in the background. All of this could only mean one thing.
Winter is coming.
"From ABC News World Headquarters. This is ABC World News Tonight With David Muir" said the narrator in the background.
The view changed from introduction to an inanimate view as the screen shows the News anchor David Muir from the front view. The camera zoomed in a hurry.
"Good evening and breaking News tonight, all across the world many are reported missing with no explanation and it's still happening even right now. We here tonight with Jon Karl reporting from the White House."
"Thank you David, about 200,000 people are missing and they could be anywhere, we're here tonight trying to learn as much as we can about the disappearances. But coming short as how they're missing. None of authority has been working all day finding answers but so far they haven't come to an official conclusion whereas most countries around the world come to an unusual conclusion that extraterrestrials are involved."
The screen changed from the ABC network and into the BBC news channel.
"A video goes viral as it shows an interesting proposition. People are disappearing too another dimension. Could we be having aliens taking our people from wormholes. It may sound crazy but By what we see in this video is nothing less of what seems to be a scene from a SCI-FY movie."
In the place and time of where the video was taken
A blond haired, blue eyed female was walking back from the grocery store with a cart of groceries and her lady purse. She goes towards a mini van on the other side of the parking space; The car beeps and the back automatically opens.
The person puts the groceries inside the back taking trips and when she was finally done, She goes to the right side of the car and opens the door while the back door closes. She stepped into the car and closes the door while sitting.
She turn on the car with the keys and buckled herself up. She looked into the mirror to see what was behind her; she saw nothing. She drives backwards with her hands on the steering wheel and making sure she's not bumping into anything or anyone.
All of the suddenly, before she could turn the wheel a bright swirling clouds with lightning flowing through them appeared right above her car. She felt her car lift a little bit upwards she looked to the right side on the ground only to see her car was not on it. She began to panic and was trying to get out of the car but because she was off balance she couldn't get out.
"AHHHH" She screamed as she got sucked into the portal with the car also getting sucked along with her car. The portal disappeared afterwards.
Unknowingly, a gothic teenager with wild black hair, he also had pierced ears and nose and a black jacket with blue jeans was just sitting there in the left side car facing towards the scene. He spoke in a British accent.
"What the feck just happened Jonny?!"
A teenager in the driver seat had a Mohawk hair with sunglasses. He also have a black jacket and blue jeans. He spoke in a hoarse British accent.
"I dae not what is happening Rupert but one thing is sure."
He takes off his sunglasses and looks at Rupert.
"This is about to go bonkers."
back to the news network headquarters
"The British parliament and congress in united states has claimed that this video along with the other 67 videos that exist of similar are all hoaxes. They said that the way they go to other dimensions was inconsistent."
Other random news networks
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"Are these the works of aliens?"
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"Is this the Rapture?"
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"What are the links between these disappearances?"
Fox news
"this is a-"
Not Fox news
The delete button was clicked, Deleting the recording. A guy was sitting their with a remote in his hand. He had decided that he delete the recording because it was fruitless to him, he already gotten so much from other networks from binge watching all night long, he didn't need to hear from the fox network.
He got off his couch and walked to the the closet he had. He opened the door and opened a trapdoor and it dropped the latter to his basement. He walked to board which has many pictures with strings connected them together. He was an expert in conspiracy theories and a hard worker, he had spent so much time working on connecting toy stories plot to the plot of walking dead.
He was now working on a more recent and serious problem. What links these people together?
He was so close to solving the mystery, he thinks he found what links these people together but even he thought was so crazy and stupid. The person who had literally thought Bigfoot had his own psychic field. Course that could never happen! "It doesn't!"
He realized he was talking to himself and bickering to no one. He sighed "I need a social life."
He goes to his computer and went on Facebook .
"At least I have followers on Facebook" he said as he typed in the new blog
A noise could be heard upon the ceiling, the sounds of whispers echoes upon the walls. He was startled by the noise and looked around the room to see that no one was there. He went back typing his blog, he was finishing blog with the last words.
"...and loyal theorist I had found a couple of connection with these events. first of all, Every single person who has been kidnapped were from puberty to middle age, for some reason almost none of them are under the ages 13 or over the age of 50 I suspect the kidnappings weren't random because they had to be chosen that way, that couldn't be an accident. So I have searched far and wide for answers and I come to a startling conclusion. They all have a same interest or hate the that very thing and that is."
Before he could finish it, Black vines come from a ceiling and wrapped around his neck and pull him straight up. He struggled against the thing around his neck, thrashing around but it was all in vain as he started to grow unconscious and all the suddenly!
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The author ruined the moment by making the exact same remark that he made at the end of the narration of himself and said hmm that sounds familiar and blushes it off as just Déjà vu. Also, the conspiracy guy died, too bad for him.
Can we please continue the story already!
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He went limp from the laceration of his neck and wasn't showing any signs of life.
The string that was left in the room was carried by a tentacle who was wrapping it around the persons neck a couple of times and while doing that the shadow used a tentacle to stick a mighty putty on the ceiling and stick the hook that was use to be part of a hanger inside the putty. It cut the string short and tied it onto the hook and let the body dangle across the string.
It looks like today's a job well done thought the shadow as it closes the trapdoor to the basement than closes the door to his closet. It floated towards the the couch turned into a human form but it was still pure black.
I wonder what's on his T.V. ?
It grabbed the remote and turned the T.V.. It goes to the recording section and scans over the recording.
conspiracy,conspiracy,news,news,news,news,news,news,conspiracy and tosh.0. Yeah! finally, I go watch this while I'll try to find a way to have sex with this shadow body. or If I could turn into a female and or... he kept on rambling inside his mind or rather it, as it had no gender as it didn't bother about Its identity.
In The Everfree forest
Hi my name is Chanda, well I was just in the middle of getting dress but now I'm stuck here now in a cartoon. I really don't know what to say here, that about sums it up well except the part that I'm in the worst possible place. The Everfree forest; the one place where you encounter monsters more often then running in tall grass in a Pokémon game.
A journey of self discovery later and it apparently seems that I'm stuck in a random ponies body. The body was an earth pony with a lavender coat, indigo mane, eyes deep brown as chocolate and no cutie mark. How I happen to know how my eyes look, by looking straight at it that's why. I also just happen to have a cutie mark that had a heart but it was teared into pieces, just like my soul.
Anywho, I spent time looking at the body now, I need to use it for many things,
She hears a masculine voice in the distant which is not really close to 'masculine' per se.
"Is anyone here? anyone?" said the stranger.
This person was speaking in a language I was familiar with but not my native language and I'm not an expert of English but by the way he talks it seems that the pony was formally human. Luckily, I was in English class for some time now and I know more than enough to know what he was saying.
She replied In a boisterous tone "no, I'm only your need of desire for women, fuck me!" I did a little extra research on vulgar and slang.
"Sorry, I'm not interested in you, I'm a virtuous Christian."
Just by the sound of it she can tell that this boy is pathetic, prideful of his religion, weak, and stubborn teenager. This person didn't need much to tic off so she decided to overdue her joke a little.
"I'm sorry, I don't know English very well but I think virtuous is slang for gay"
He was bewildered for few seconds until he realized what she meant. "Hey!"
She tried to suppress her giggling, but ended up bursting into loud laughter anyways.
A stallion Pegasus approaches with a light purple coat with grayish blue mane with a bible and cross together as a cutie mark. She couldn't tell what his eyes look like, he was wearing some sort of device on his face; It looked like a pair of shades and it was wrapped around his head. He was slightly irritated but didn't took the insult seriously as he grows a small smile.
"Hey mine name is Glen, what is your name?"
"Chanda" she said idly.
"Great to meet you and by the way, are you Asian?"
She rolled her eyes from the unintentional insult. "yes, are you american."
"Obviously I am."
She looked into his eyes with a dead pan look expecting the Person to realize his mistake.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
She sighed Insulting, annoying Teenager she thought "nothing, find some, place, to live in."
"You mean shelter?"
"I guess, yes?"
"OK lets go."
She shrugged "where are we going?"
"I suggest that we try to find some branches, sticks then some leaves and....
"OK, no shelter, we need a place not. "shelter."
"Oh yeah, in that case we need a place we're familiar and we go from there."
"Whatever, lead the way."
He looks around for anything for directions he found a patch of moss on the tree "I think this way is north by the way the moss is positioned and I guess we need to go east" he looked towards her finding a poker face expression on her. "OK then, lets go."
He walked towards what fought was east and she fallowed up close behind. She fallowed him for some time as they both walk together in an unknown direction for some time while passing the dense undergrowth. For sometime they've been walking finding nothing but shrubbery and trees. However, the trip didn't seem fruitless. He stumbles a dirt path in a middle of the nowhere and notified the companion who was behind him. "hey!, It looks like the road that the mane 6 travels on."
"Shh! I think I hear something here."
"I don't hear..."
Laa, la, la-la, la-laa, laa la-la,-la-la!
"Wait a minute, you're right, it Sounds like a smurf, no wait... it sounds like... pinkie pie. Hey pinkie pie! We need your help."
She look at him surprised guessing that he meant 'pinkie pie' "Wait a minute, you call her pinkie pie, from where I from we call it Bi Qi"
He face toward her "What does that mean?"
"Blueish green and... jade."
"Well Binkie are Pac-man ghost in our language I thought that would be a video game that you will know more than me."
Chanda didn't know what he was talking about decided to look around only to find that Bi-Qi wasn't there "Where's Bi-Qi?"
Pinkie stands out behind a tree she was hiding behind nearby and trotted happily towards him. She stands right front of him smiling with her head sideways and her eyes closed. He responded.
"Umm hi, my name is..."
All of the suddenly She raised her hoof and super bitch slap him in slow motion as his face was contorted in a unusual direction. His 'shades' were instantly cracked and sent flying off somewhere. While his body slammed straight to the nearest tree nearby and with a loud bang he fell to the ground twitching but barely conscious.
"YOU RACIST BITCH, I'll KILL YOU!"
'Bi Qi' was breathing in heavily with an irate expression of pure madness
"什么他妈的" Chanda said in surprise.
'Pinkie' eyes opened wide; realizing what she done her eyes filled up with tears and started to back away in fear. Glen was on the ground with a black eye, he was dazed and in pain but was more worried about the visitor. Since he knew that he operated on cartoon physics, He shakes himself out of his daze and worked through the pain. The pink pony visitor speaks in a sad voice.
"I'm sorry I just... didn't have a coffee in a while, I'm just, so, so tired" She started to daze out confused and tired she started sniffing and stating to cry. The 'Pinkie' spoke In a sad voice; glen interrupted her.
"No, it's my fault, I was being stupid after all, I'm sorry Chanda for those comments I said earlier. I didn't know I was being racist, will you forgive" he said pleading to Chanda.
Apparently she was reminded of what happened earlier "Don't say a fuck to me or about me again or I will cut you!"
"I take that as a yes" He looks towards the pinkie and notice the pinkie stopped tearing up and was laughing. He knew that this wasn't any normal pinkie pie "So let me get this straight you're from earth also, But why are you acting strange?"
She stopped laughing and wiped away the tears "Well duh, I was just sleeping and in the middle of the night and I was teleported in the middle of Everfree forest inside a bipolar and schizophrenia and worst without coffee to wake myself up, I couldn't keep myself wake much."
'Pinkie' looks up and to her right and tap her muzzle "Well it has been on my mind awfully a lot lately and I frankly don't know why? guess it just the pinkie mind playing tricks on me. Anyway, I was also wondering how I, we got here. If you tell me how you're trip to Equestria goes we could figure out what got here in an animated cartoon in the first place. Hey angry Chinese lady!"
Chanda looks back surprised but didn't know what to call her. "Yes, Bi Qi".
"How did you traveled here in Equestria?"
She put her hoof up her chin trying to think how she got here "I do not know, I was getting dress. Than I'm here, that is it."
"I remember how I got here." said glen.
"Okay tell us than." said pinkie while smiling real wide.
"Ummm" he said "It's kind of hard to explain."
Glens neighborhood
Many medium size houses were lined up together in the suburban area with the space between them was narrow and had just enough space to fit four people side to side while the front yard had just enough space to park two cars front to back. Whereas Glens house was placed on the corner of a four way intersection street with a tan painting. On the driveway and in the right, a white mini van was parked facing towards the house. A mother was buckling up her two children as fast as she can.
“Glen!! we’re going to be late for church so you better hurry up!
several seconds go by as she goes through her routine. She finish buckling the second child, then open the driver seat and hops into the vehicle and closes it. she puts the seat belt into the buckle and she look through the open window.
“Glen!”
“Coming mother!” Glen said loudly but nicely. Glen comes out with a blushed dirty blond hair and brown eyes dressed with a suit. He hurried over to the car in a fast paced walk.
“Glen make sure to…” her voice stopped in her tracks staring towards the road.
“Hey mom what are…what is that?” Glen stopped in his tracks before reaching the car.
A blue whirlpool of light was swirling around clockwise with lightning flowing through it making ominous eletrical sounds while sucking air in with a gale velocity. It slowly levitated ever so closer to where Glen is.
“Mom. Is that… a portal?”
“Ummm” she said while dumbfounded “I think maybe you should get in the car now Hun”
“OK” he said as he walked towards the car slowly. Right before he could reach the car the portal apparated right behind him causing him to be pulled backwards. He grabbed the window with his hand in desperation. His mother unbuckled her seat belt a grabbed his other arm trying to hold him back, He tried to pull himself in the car but with no prevail.
“I’m not going to let you…”
The portal grows larger, he jolted backward instantly sucking back into the portal and with a snap the portal was gone.
“NOOOOOO!” she said before the car tilted so much to the side causing it to be on the verge of falling. “Oh Shoo…” was she said before she face planted into the concrete pavement along with the car turning to it side. She ended up doing the yoga pose move the “scorpion” while facing down on concrete. The radio mysteriously changed from church music to the theme song from ridiculousness.
"YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH YEEAHH!
In the portal
"AHHHHHHHH!" He said while flailing and spinning in circles while flipping. All around him was a bright blue tunnel that was meandering everywhere. His body bobbed up and down continuously and... he is apparently stopped his screaming while spinning, flipping and going around all over again, again,again,again,again,again and again until he's feel nauseous. He continues to go through the tunnel going side to side getting bored from all the swinging. Lucky for him, he had some help along the way.
A tunnel appeared on the side of his tunnel and a woman with blown short hair with green eyes comes through it. She was holding a into a electrical device in her hand which was some sort of digital map. She was wearing a t-shirt and jeans along with a backpack.
"I'm almost there I just need to go that waaayyy... what are you doing?
Glen was shocked by this, he didn't know what to say. This is all happening way to fast and it's all to sudden for him to even think clearly yet he spoke anyway. "Excuse me, but where are we?"
Looks like we have a involuntary newcomer...again thought the woman. She reached over to his leg and grabbed hold of it while he was upside down, than she flipped him a little to position his face towards the front without once ever having to change her own momentum.
"Thanks."
"No problem, and by the way, you're in a tunnel flowing towards different universes which what we normal dimensional travelers would call it sliding is because most of us accidentally keep on bumping into the slider cartoon almost every time we visit the cartoon universes and by the way it so happens that this portal would lead you somewhere in the cartoon universes.
"Umm... that makes no sense whats so ever. How could there be a 'cartoon' universes."
"There are some rad entities from another universe that can create universes with there own set of laws. The reason why cartoon land exist is that they saw a dimension that had cartoons so fun in fact that they made cartoon universes so that they could always watch cartoons forever."
"That seems great... wait a minute if there are multiple universes than which one I'm going to."
She checked the mapped and put her fingers on the screen and was doing some unidentified motions on it "It seems that you're going to some cartoon that's named my little pony and it has some colorful horses or something like that."
Well that seems awfully familiar "Is it possible that these "rad entities" have seen my dimensions cartoons?"
"Wait a second you happen to know the cartoon do you?"
"Maybe?"
"Wow, what are the odds. How did you get here anyway?"
"I absolutely have no idea."
"Strange... it seems that yesterday I just visit someone who was floating in the portal in a car, any explanations?"
"I still have no idea. How long is this trip taking."
"Well for some reason the portal directions is more chaotic then usual. I'll have to get out of here before I end up where you going. I had to stop by the dimension where the dragons enslave the human raced, I just needed to pay back the dragon I borrowed some gold from. By the way catch."
She Throws device which he watched it floated by missing the target that was intended and hits the tunnel and disappeared.
"Can you please hand me the thing instead of throwing it."
"Oops my bad, here." she flies straight over to him and handed him some sort of digital glasses "This will guide you to anywhere if dimensional activity occurs just say "McDonald's" and it will activate."
He put on the glasses that were activated by her voice. "Well, OK then."
"Oh by the way your about to go through the transition phase, this is where the first thing will happen is your clothes are going to disappear."
"Say what now?" he said before he noticed he wasn't where anything he looked down. Ahhh! I'm naked!"
"Told you so."
He look back at her also finding her in the same state as well. He was feeling a sense of mortification while in a deep shade of pink. He covered his eyes but wasn't able to cover the place of absolute ignominy.
"Like what you see." she joked.
"No."
"looks like your body doesn't agree with you."
"BEQUIET!"
She laughed out loud "OK, you can uncover your eyes now, I have just transformed. I can assure that I'm not a human anymore."
"OK, I'll trust you" he uncover his eyes only to realize that he uncovered it with hands. She wasn't human In a traditional sense but wasn't pony either, Instead she was in deep pink and with yellow hair. She was like the humans in the Equestria movie, but instead of singing the songs of joining together into the wonder colts she was completely bare with nothing on. He covered his eyes his eyes again but it was already to late.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! don't you have a sense of decency!"
"Try hold a sense of decency having a week with wearing nothing and in human form while living in a human society that normally don't wear clothes."
"Don't you have something better to do!"
"Okay then I'll go, nice meeting you, the device I gave you can also " she said before pressing something on a device and a new tunnel opened on the side. She was sucked straight into the portal; The portal closes afterwards. He drifted off in pony form with nothing on but the special glasses.
"Well, bye then."
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"So that was the glasses for, Wait a minute, if you traveled here by portal and remember what happened then why me and Chanda haven't had a clue how we got here."
"I don't know, without the glasses we couldn't locate the source of the problem."
"sorry, by the way, what happened to the other Navigating device; we could use that to locate any gateways?"
"I do not know..."
Unbeknownst, people from another dimension has suffered consequences of their actions.
Another dimension
Finally, thanks to my visions, I've cheated death and death shall not conquer me this day. Everyone who should of died on that plane has died and I'm the only one who's left. Suck it guy who looks like Morgan Freeman; I've made it and nothing shall stop me. Not death nor suffering burden me because I'm Invincible!. I'm... ooh what's this.
A pair of unusually designed shades were on the ground. He was curious and absent minded; so he decided to pick it up and put the shades on himself. He look rad with these glasses. He walks away with the glasses with his hands in his pocket. A car drives around the corner and drives towards him. He runs to the side to make sure he wasn't getting ran over but the car just stop on the sidewalk. The shotgun seat door open on the other side with a teenage girl coming out. She rushed over him and planted her kiss on his lips.
Amidst of the kiss, A masculine voice is heard from the car "WOO! Man, plant that kiss!"
She looked back towards the 'WOO!' guy "Can you be quiet for once you moron!"
In the car
The psychic was driving the car down the highway with the crew of his friends. A girl riding shotgun was just sitting there with his girlfriend in the shotgun seat and his fat brother in the back seat.
"Want to go anywhere to eat or something." she said.
"I am so famished that I could eat a horse." said the psychic.
"Maybe we could go to McDonalds!" said the fat guy.
"No, no that place..." said the psychic before the glasses light up with words obscuring his vision.
"clairvoyant detected"
"OH SHIT!" said the psychic as he accidentally steer the car into the wrong way lane and rammed straight into a truck.
The screen turned off. A mysterious figure wearing a full body black cloak with a scythe was sitting on the couch with the remote is in his bony hand. He put the remote down and pulled out his top hit list. He crossed off the last name off the list, he put the list on the couch and lays back relaxing. Death had the ability to see the future and predict what happens before it happens in the present.
"Well... that was unexpected" said Death. He couldn't expect to foresee everything because of time-space fluctuations can change the future which can sometimes be a hassle. But something else was on deaths mind.
"It seems that McDonald's has claimed yet another victim" Death paused for a moment. He pulls out his cell phone and dialed several numbers. He puts his phone on his side of his bony head and waited for his friend to answer.
"Who is it?" said the voice on the phone.
"It's me, Death and I just come up with a new drinking game!"
"Ooh, do tell."
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A table was in the middle of the room with vodka bottle littering everywhere across the room. Sat on the chair was Death slouching with a shot glass in his skeletal hand; across the table was also a mysterious figure but in a white cloak and no scythe. He had his head on the the table with his bony hand still on the shot glass.
"Are you done yet, Hunger" said death.
The white cloak figure lifted his head up to look at death. he spoke in a maudlin voice "I'm hunger itself, there is no that you could beat me and my honor, besides, I've only have about 400 shots so far and I'M LOVING IT BITCH" He took another shot and fell down on the floor unconscious.
Death thought about before, when the kids were talking in the car. He laughed uncontrollably for several seconds. "He might of well ate a horse!"
Back at the Everfree
"...I guess it disintegrated harmlessly." finished Glen.
Chanda interrupted the conversation "can we go now, I'm bored."
'pinkie' looked at Chanda "yeah, OK. We need to go anyway fallow me."
'Pinkie’ or 'Bi Qi' or Brony pinkie or coffee pinkie or I walk in front of them while the pair of ponies are following up behind. She lead both of them on the path towards Ponyville while doing that she was thinking or in her mind, he was thinking. Thinking with the only clue that it wasn’t the other way around is that this trail would lead east while the other one would lead somewhere west.
Both he and glen knew the pony map just enough so that they could guess vaguely the direction of ponyville. However, there is a couple of possibilities of what is happening that he could find all of which are dependent on the exposition of the one who calls herself a “slider”. All these hypotheses are made from a combination of his mind and pinkies eccentric way thinking and excluded all the nearly impossible solutions like an accident or a government experiment or both.
First and foremost is that the god like being discord could’ve kidnapped us from our dimension (I guess that we all belong to the same dimension based on the fact that we all seen the same cartoon show and seen the same characters) drops us off in this dimension, probably for fun or something. We could go back with discords help even if he didn’t get us here in the first place. Next we have a possibility that this was a cause of an unknown entity that the show didn’t dealt before or an entity that come from another dimension and in that case we should stop it from pulling other people from other dimensions before it becomes a racket and if it was either discord or xeno-dimensional enemy; we should also be prepared for other bronies as well.
I wonder why with all the people this ‘force’ could’ve choose from; they have to chose a liturgical Brony scout, a sarcastic Chinese pegasister and a fimfiction editor. What’s the weirdest thing is that we’re all fans of the show my little pony which begs the obviously blatant questions. Why are we here? What’s the point of us? and where could I find some caffeine around here anyway. Ooh I might go to Zecora for an awakening potion or I might get a batch of earl grey tea that’s really really hot. Ooh Maybe there is a alternate dimension where star trek is real and the Vulcan do exist. HUH! That means that if we borrow discords time machine which was in the comics and if discord is able to cross us to other dimensions than we could have a literal star trek slash MLP crossover. YIPPEE! dooooo doo dooooo doooooo♪. Oh wait were already out of the forest. "Hey look It's Fluttershy's house, maybe we could go stay at that house."
"Sure" said Chanda.
Glen looked at her with a eyebrow raised "Do you think that's a good idea, you know she being shy. Fluttershy letting some strangers in her house doesn't seem likely."
"Please, Fluttershy represents the element of kindness. I doubt that she reject some homeless ponies who are in need of some shelter,food and water."
"Good point, lets go then I'm Hungry."
"So am I." said Glen.
The group moves towards the house with 'Bi Qi' leading ahead. She/he happily trots to the door while wondering how she had learned how to trot so fast or even walk in the first place and whether she or he should call her/himself. She/he knock on the door.
Knock! Knock!
"Fluttershy!"
Knock! Knock!
"Fluttershy!"
Knock! Knock!
"Fluttershy!"
Voices were heard behind the door "don't you want me to answer the door fluttershy?" said a smooth light man voice behind the door.
"Yes I'm sure."
"Well, okay then, go ahead, I'll keep cooking. Warn me if this gets bad."
"Don't worry I'll be fine."
The door creaked open slowly and with just enough space for an eye to poke out looking at them.
"Is that you Pinkie?" questioned Fluttershy.
She seems more shy then usual, I didn't want to be seen as a changeling or anything like that so I replied happily. "Yes, It's me Fluttershy. I also have a few new friends here with me that need your help. Can you pleeeease help my new friends here; they just need a place to stay and I needs some coffee."
"Are you sure you're the real pinkie pie?" said Fluttershy with an eyebrow raised.
That was an unusual question to ask a person or pony. "Why made you say that? HUH! has there been a changeling invasion around here or something because I swear if that Queen Chrysalis keeps on being a problem I'm gonna..."
"No pinkie, Were not being invaded by changelings" this pony does sounds like pinkie thought Fluttershy "This is something different."
"Then what is it Fluttershy?"
"Well... Ponyville has been taken over."
"By whom?"
"Well by other ponies but not just ponies. There are changelings,Bat ponies,clones, and even sirens. Well it wasn't that bad, most of them were friendly. But some were a little bit... obsessive."
"That sounds about right" It seems that Fluttershy has some knowledge of other ponies like us.
"I'm guessing that you ponies are one of them?"
Oh crap she's not falling for it. But wait... she is not as shy as I thought so I'm guessing that she can still accept us for who we are. Her " I'm going to be honest here. I'm not pinkie pie and these are not my friends."
"What does that mean?" said Glen.
"She's right you know." said Chanda.
"Anyway" continued 'Pinkie' "can we please rest, we've tired from walking for hours." she said dramatically.
The yellow Pegasus stand there still silently thinking about whether or not should she should let them in or not. She should since she suppose to gather more information from these 'Bronies' with the help of her new friend so she could help her friends figure out the situation. But first, she have to make sure that they are nice people first before letting them in.
"By the way, were also were trying to figure out how we got here and I don't think we have all the information we needed."
How convenient.
"OK, you've been honest about it so I'll give you another chance. But you got to promise not to do anything bad."
"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye" she put her hoof on her eye.
"OK, Come on in then."
The trio enter her home one by one, Fluttershy looked out of the door and closed the door behind them. They looked around to only to see a few a creatures in the house. A blue bird was perched on the red wide birdhouse and the red one inside the blue house. There was long eared bipedal male creature wearing a cloak who look at them with a wolf face. "Welcome, have a seat I'll get some tea."
a familliar bunny was on the floor staring at them with an eyebrow raised. Fluttershy walk towards the bunny and puts her hoof behind the bunny.
"Hi my names is..." He wasn't sure to give his real name it be real bizarre. I'm not sure about the other two but he doesn't want to give his real name. Maybe if he gives his OC name... but his OC name is also a bizarre, But it probably mistake the meaning of it. Maybe I should shorten it first.
"My name is... Mugsy, And these are my companions, Glen and Chanda."
"May I Introduce you to Angel, Angel I like for you to welcome our guests if you don't mind that is."
Angel gave them a mean look, more specifically a pessimistic look.
Mugsy smiled and walked up to angel and bend his/her neck down to angel and patted Angels head. "I bet Angel is VERY nice bunny, Isn't that right ANGEL."
With a smile from Mugsy Fluttershy could of here the giggles from glen,Chanda and the helper in the kitchen. Fluttershy looked at them with a confused look.
"Am I missing something?"
"Just a joke only us understand silly."
"Umm" she said without knowledge of what to say next.
"Who's that guy over there?"
"That's Dr. wolf, he's been generously helping me ever since the invasion happened."
The bipedal wolf look over towards them "Can I ask you something "Mugsy"".
"Sure."
"You said that you were trying to find what or how you got here, isn't that right?"
"Yeah, what about it."
"I've learned that some of us had different ways to travel to this dimension making the 'thing' that got us here erratic. Some instantly travel here while others go through a portal. I've also learned that we're in an artificial dimension that was technically created by gods and that's about it. You got an Idea who's behind this?"
"...That's a lot to process."
"I know"
I may be gathering Information but there's no harming giving up some of what I have now its "I had no idea why Bronies are appearing here so I've been following the mane six everywhere for 2 days, they even went to princess Celestia and Luna but all the Intel I've got from them is they are planning to gather all the Bronies into a gathering by Canterlot castle. However, I have talked to discord earlier and it turns out that he wasn't involved in this either."
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was piqued by the conversation she was having with Glen.
”You mean that this one “human” sacrifice himself and goes to a bad place to save all his friends from their evil even though his friends rejected him and 3 days later he resurrected from a bad place and convinced his friends to continue his teachings and goes to a good place and after that, his friends made something called Christianity to pass down his teachings of friendship to this day?” said Fluttershy.
“Yeah that’s pretty much it.” replied Glen.
“I can’t believe that someone can be so nice to do such a thing for their friends.”
“I know right, many humans in my world celebrate a holiday called Easter to remember how he died for not just his friends but for all of us.”
“How fascinating!” she said excitedly with a happy face “tell me more” she pleaded adorably.
“Maybe I could tell you about the story of creation of our world. It goes along with another story about a couple who were named Adam and Eve.”
“That sounds wonderful.”
“Okay then. Once upon a time their was only darkness...” The storytelling continued on entertaining Fluttershy while boring Chanda whom was sitting on the floor doing nothing but thinking of how stupid is it of Glen to introduce his religion to literally everywhere he goes.
“Get a life or something” she silently commented about glen “why is every character had to be so… cheesy” in matter of fact why is every character speaking English in the first place. It’s not like it’s the universal language or something.
She felt something tugged on her tail. She turned around to see Angel standing right besides her. Angel pointed at Glen and then pointed at his own mouth and gawk at the scene.
“I know, right. He’s acts like a loser pretending to be a cool person like he knows everything.”
The bunny nodded in agreement.
“The boy needs to get a real life, not read religion stuff all of his life. Glen is too soft and I say he needs not talks of cheesy stuff and act like an adult. You get what I’m trying to say.”
The bunny paused for a second before he decided to nod in agreement again.
“I choose to be like me on purpose because if I am a person like him than I could be made to do what other people want and can not be what I want. Are you like that too?”
Angel pauses to think about that question and yet again he still nods in agreement.
Chanda looks at Angel silently, Angel looks back at her, Chanda looks back at Angel, Angel looks back at her with a suspicious look, than Chanda looks at angel with a new found grin “We are going to get along just fine you and me” she pets Angel’s head a little bit to only have the bunny swat the hoof away. Her grin and her heart grew 1.02 to 1.03 times that day.
They were interrupted by rapid knocking on the door. Before anyone in the cottage had a time to answer, A feminine voice was heard behind the door “Quick no ones here, open the door!”
“I can’t the door is locked” said another feminine voice hurriedly.
“Had you tried twisting the nozzle.”
The sound of a door opening was heard.
“Hey look it is was unlocked all alo-.”
“GET IN ALREADY!”
The flower sisters walk in with daisy closing the door behind them but tried to lock a door which had no. They all looking down panting with exhaustion, until Roseluck looked up to realized that there was a bunch of ponies already in the house. Daisy was the first to talk "Why is the door lockless!"
"Hello?" doctor wolf said with uncertainty.
Roseluck speaks for the group "You got to help us, there are ponies after us!"
"And who are these ponies?" doctor wolf asked.
Glen butted in "What's so bad about these ponies anyway? I bet we could take care of them easily."
"They're unicorns and changelings." said lily.
"Maybe we could-" said glen before he was interrupted by Roseluck.
"They even have dark magic!"
"What about-"
"And I heard some of them are rapists!" Daisy said right before the cottage went quiet for a moment.
"Well..." Glen couldn't find the right words without using vain language.
"Shit" Chanda completed.
"Yeah... that's it."
Knock! Knock! "Open up we have the house surrounded!"
"And here are the antagonists."
"Oh my" said Fluttershy.
"Quick lets get out of the window!" glen said hurriedly.
"I think I have a better idea" Fluttershy suggested.
Knock! Knock! "Is anyone here?"
"I don't think anyone is there." said the knocker.
"Why would they answer if were bad guys?" replied a feminine voice.
"You're such a great bad guy."
"You both know I have the strongest dark magic and talent than all of us, so shut up!"
"That's what we find ridiculous. You are a cliche looking alicorn that has great talent that comes out of nowhere while we barely can only use simple blasting techniques with weak levitation."
Glass war heard shattering in the cottage.
"They're trying to escape, let's get them" the door opened with alicorn pony with black coat and red main walked in with a yellow female coat unicorn with purple mane right behind followed by a 'Fleur dis lee' and two changelings , "Don't worry, The magic makes us flawed people but it also made us smarter in other aspects. We'll find them and catch them."
Fluttershy's basement
Footsteps were heard upstairs with gradual fading until no more sound could be heard.
"Hey Fluttershy, when did your cottage have a basement or when do you started the hobby of extreme knitting?" asked doctor wolf.
"Oh... I've always been into knitting, Its not a big secret or anything. I've just always love knitting."
"Wow Fluttershy, I've never knew that you have a great art collection." adored the "Doctor"
"Thank you Dr" It still creepy that he knows all these things in the first place.
"I bet this room was for another episode about Fluttershy getting over her fears, probably was canceled or something." guessed mugsy.
"Maybe it's going to be for a later episode." suggested Glenn.
"Actually this hobby was already established in the comics, if you read them as is" said the alicorn.
"Well I've read the whole series, but I'm guessing that was part of the mini series which I-. and we're screwed aren't we."
"Yep."
ponies and changelings stepped out from behind several of her creations.
"How did you all find us?"
"Easy, we've been waiting by the door planning what to do before we knock on the door. We look like idiots to have you underestimate us and said the house to make sure you're trying to trick us and go upstairs or in the basement. Because if you tried to run away instead of hiding most of you ponies can outmaneuver us even if we surrounded the house."
"Then what's with all the talk you said earlier."
"Oh... I knew that all of you would hear that. It was just to get your hopes up."
"Why can't you use your skills for good use or something instead of raping these poor ponies?"
"Wait a minute." he turn his head towards his group. "Which of my guy's doing the raping."
All of his friends looked at him with silence.
"You all raped without me knowing didn't y'all."
"It not what it seems-" a yellow villainous said trying to cheer him up before she was interrupted by his accusations.
"No I get it, everyone wants me to be leader so they could have all fun without me spoiling it for y'all. it all makes sense now, I'm also guessing even the Russian changeling was more fun than me."
"Are you kidding me?" said the Russian changeling "I had a four vway vwith Rose sisters and I didn't even try to molest them" he laughed haughtily while the Rose sisters were mortified from their mortification as of earlier. "Ahh... good times, good times." everyone was staring at him either disgusted, embarrassed or angry "Vwhat?" said the confused changeling.
"Can we go now, I have no more patience for this stuff." said Chanda. The bunny right besides her rapped her foot in agreement.
"I'm about to throw up." replied Glenn.
Everfree forest
The new and 'improved' group was walking in the Everfree forest just after a long conversation about how common in lesbianism in this world which ended up Fluttershy frozen up in place and being carried by the villainous leader. Behind the bushes was a black mist stalking the group trying to find out how to deal with this situation as efficiently as possible.
"I told you talking about that right in front of Fluttershy is not a good idea!" remarked Glen
"Why would you care, catholic guy. Get moving." said the 'Fleur dis lee'.
"I'm a Mormon."
"Whatever, keep moving."
The group marched on silent for almost a minute before Mugsy interrupted the silence.
"I'm hungry, can we have something to eat."
"I developed a special food spell and I'm so evil that i am not going to-"
"Can you make coffee!"
"Yes, but I'm not..."
"GIVE ME SOME, NOW!"
"Can you calm..."
"GIVEMEGIVEMEGIVEMEGIVEMEGIVE..."
"If I give you some coffee if you shut up."
"Uh...Maybe."
"Um guys."
"Yeah, what?" said the leader.
"Weren't there 2 changelings here a moment ago?"
The group looked back and they saw the Russian changeling instead of the two changelings that were suppose to be in the back guarding the 'herd'.
"Who was that changeling anyway?" Glen said curiously.
"We don't know, He wasn't able to speak English" said the yellow unicorn.
"Well that makes sense"
"I thought he was just introverted" said the leader
"I zink he was from something called Monaco or something. I think he spoke french. Anyway I could not tell if he vwaz a boy or a girl but it vwaz made a fine lady if you know vwhat I mean"
A pure black smoke rushed out of the bushed and grabbed his hind legs.
"VWHAT Is vwhis, VHAHHH!" He screamed as his body jolted up from the ground and his chitin hooves flailed violently in vain. the group jumped at the sight as he was thrown off into the forest and the world become silent all of the sudden. They all have there eyes wide open in surprise with the exception of one pony.
"RUNNN!" scream's the leader before everyone started doing so.
"Is this some kind of Lost crossover version of my little pony or what?" She was lifted off the floor with a red halo and carried away
They splinted through the forest as they dodge trees and avoiding obstacles along the way. Because of Fleur dis lee body had long dainty of hooves the person with the body trips and was succumbed to the the shadowy creature behind her and disappears. They keep on splinting without a care in the world while still keeping close together.
"Is there a way... to get rid of this thing" said Chanda heavily.
"Who's this person again."
"We don't even know your name." said Glen.
"All yeah right, my name is Jimmie."
"Hey class, say hi to Jimmie."
"HI JIMMIE!" they said with an eerie synchronization while the running for their lives at the same time.
"Ha ha very funny, but on a serious note we need to get rid of this 'thing' before we all get captured. I don't have any spells for destroying anything that's not solid. Have any ideas?" He said before the whole group turn to avoid the monster and the yellow unicorn was carried away screaming. He tried to shoot a beam but it went straight through the thing instead. temporary dispersing for enough time the group to run away.
"Looks like it's targeting villains and there's one more left"
"Is that a good thing?" asked Glen
"The villains are probably only one with magic, which means it if i'm gone then your all defenseless"
"Can we use earth pony magic?"
"You can try but i'm not sure-"
"Serve me a giant mocha, Now!"
"Why would you want coffee?"
"To get me ready for battle"
"Suit's yourself." He looked around and found that the smoke monster chasing them was nowhere to be seen. He stopped and the whole group comes to a halt behind him. He concentrated on his horn until a red halo appears on his horn, only a second passed before a cliche looking steaming coffee jug appeared right in front of her eyes. She wrapped her hooves and hoof-wrists around the container and hangs the jug over her face upside down. The hot coffee drained into her huge mouth and she swallowed it all in one gulp.
All of the suddenly, The coffee jug failed out of her hooves and brakes on the ground, All in slow motion. Her body shakes violently and the background turned dark. Her eyes started to drift to opposite and her body glows with a blue aura surrounding her with a strong vibrancy. A strange chaotic power resonated through the 4th wall and automatically corrected every paragraph after this one and send spam emails to the author about the abuse of authors,editors,proofreaders,video stars and random innocent bronies used in this story. They were all ignored.
“What is... that?!” said Daisy frightened .
“Maybe pinkie has an inert superpower in her that she could only tap in with coffee?” Theorized Doctor wolf.
“Seems legit" said Jimmie. He looked up at something in the sky "Hey wolf guy, would you wake up Fluttershy I'm getting tired of levitating her." said Jimmie
Doctor Wolf looked up to see floating in midair with her eyes open with her stance shaped like a doll "Sure, hey Fluttershy. Angel is an evil-" He said before he was interrupted by Fluttershy.
"I HAVE TOLD YOU A 100 TIMES ALREADY, ANGEL IS A GOOD BUNNY! ISN'T THAT RIGHT ANGEL!"
"She seems fine to me" commented wolf
“Why is the monster stopped attacking us.” said Glenn.
“There is no monster.” said Jimmie.
“What do you mean there is no monster? one has clearly been attacking us the whole time.” Glenn pointed out
"Why are you speaking vaguely?" Said Doctor Wolf
“I mean this monster isn’t actually trying to attack us, if it did, it would swept us off our feet the first time instead of picking us off by one. I mean seriously, not unless this is some cheesy chase scenes you find in a film or…”
“Or what?” said Doctor Wolf.
“I think It’s trying to get us to ponyville?”
“What makes you say that?” replied the Wolf.
“Every time the monster goes around to attack us from the flank or the front seems to be a course correction and I was keeping on track on where we going. This is the opposite way of the hideout we were going to earlier. That means were going back towards Ponyville”
“You have a hideout?” said the Wolf.
“It was going to be a secret until we get there but we’re not going back there now”
“What kind of creature is this anyway?” said Glenn
“I’m guessing this thing is not really a monster as we think it as, It has morals for one thing.
“Morals? are you suggesting that thing has morals?”
"It would of grabbed Fluttershy even though she was an easy target in midair. But instead it focuses on capturing villains with the exception of me because if I was caught at that time of the chase, Fluttershy would have fallen and would likely get hurt or slow down the group.”
“Why would someone or something be so considerate and yet doesn’t bother asking?” said Doctor Wolf
“Maybe just because it wants to chase us for fun but was never meant to hurt us.”
“If your saying this is a prank, then does that mean this is discord doing this.”
“Not likely, the most likely scenario is that this is just another brony with dark magic.”
“What do we do now?”
"We'll make him talk. HEY SMOKE MONSTER! COME OUT HERE AND LET's HAVE A TALK!"
A moment of silence was all that they heard.
"Maybe we should stop screaming, Mugsy!?"
She was standing there on two hooves and a gale force wind blown around Mugsy as she started to glow a strong blue and shouting as loud as she can.
"Is she trying to go super saiyan or what?"
She stopped and look at herself to only to find out that she is not turning into a super saiyan. “Sorry, I think I got carried away. I feel like I’m missing something and I can’t figure out what.” She stand there on two legs for a few seconds until an idea popped up in her head. “If I have my OC’s body then maybe I should get my OC’s regalia.”
“Where is this “regalia”?” questioned Doctor wolf
“I think I’m supposed to pull it out of my hair” she shove her hoof in her mane and pulled out a regalia with armor and some other accessories. “And there it is.”
“How are you going to put that on anyhow?”
“By dressing in an unusual fashion” and with that statement the whole world withoutwent dark.
A narrator with a voice of Morgan Freeman filled the darkness. “The transgender pony use to be a boy but after many deciseconds of drinking coffee. He had achieved a whole another glorious evolution that many people and ponies have struggled to through out the generations. Mugsy has become, a woMAN”.
“WOMAN!” said a conspicuous choir composed of ladies.
A spotlight appeared above Mugsy, whom was standing on his/her to hind legs looking down at the floor; her bottom half of her body was completely covered in darkness. The bottom of those hooves were two golden shins with each fore hoof wrapped around each one. She slowly pull them up, while doing she/he turns around clockwise until her shins reached her kneecaps and the view stopped right in front of them.
Very swiftly, she lifted lifted up her fore legs to let the two other flying shins slide onto her forelegs meanwhile two halves of a golden body army slide on her front and back automatically connecting on the sides through two latches. She turned around to see a flying golden shoes spinning towards the her/him followed by another shoes above it. She quickly turned around and raised her left hind leg and the left shoe slide in and did the same thing with her right hind hoof. She slammed down the right leg and shook the ground below her with a clank sound from her metal ringing.
Her fore hooves raised up for a golden breastplate with a hole in the middle to fall on top of her armor and wraps around her armor breastplate. Her hair poof's up She picked up a hairbrush and she slowly combs her hair and untangling the snarly's slowly until she combed it all the way through causing her hair to go flat again flat again; She raises her hooves up again to let in two other shod's slide on her hooves one by one. The she lifted a red beanie and placed it on the head
She lifted a blue crystal and places the crystal inside the breastplate and vibrates it with a motor sound. She puts her right hoof up in the air carrying a Rubik cube, with several fast moves with one hoof the cube was finished. She spins around and puts on a pair a shades and faces towards the viewer.
"Ces chiennes sont en or" She said in french and put her hooves up and tried to snap her left hoof like fingers but instead sprain her hoof wrist in the process. "GOD DAMMIT!" She breathes in and out slowly to calm her stinging pain but it wouldn't go away "FUCK, FUCK,FUUUCK!"
"Are you alright?" said Doctor Wolf worryingly.
"Shut up grandma!"
"Ha Ha, very funny but serious-"
A shadow was approaching the group; as they watched in silence as the shadow morphed into a dark blue unicorn with a rose colored well combed mane. It approach the group to say something before she interrupted by the new loudmouth in town with a new gangster accent.
"Hey, Little unicorn! Are you the smoke monster that attack us!? Because if you are, I have a bone to pick with you!"
"Yes I am-"
"shut up fool! I know your were the monster the whole time!"
"But I have a reason for-"
She pointed her hoof at him "WELL TOO BAD, FOO! LET'S FIGHT!"
"Sure, your move first." No reason to talk to him or her.
"YOU THINK THIS JUST A GAME FOO! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THIS IS! He stands up on his hind legs and charges at him and screams as loud as he can. The unicorn at the other hand or in this case hoof, just stands there and watches her unafraid of what was going; instead he was smiling inside. The unexpected happened, everything was in slow motion right in a middle of what looks like Mugsy preparing for a uppercut; The Unicorn decided to say something before the punch reaches his face.
"This was supposed to be a demonstration" he said before her hoof pushes him off the ground and straight into the air. She jumps in the air along with the fist in his jaw. A dragon shaped flame surrounded her fist which somehow flies off her fist and shoots him in the air like a rocket. Her body spins counter clockwise while screaming on top of her lungs. He blasted off in some unknown place in the Everfree forest while she fell down to the ground and landed on her hind hooves and dropped down to all fours.
"Are you sure that was a good idea?"
Mugsy shakes the flames of her right hoof "Beats me, he deserved it for being an asshole and scaring us on purpose; he even made Fluttershy freezes up again" She points a hoof at Fluttershy whom was frozen up like a doll again.
"I'm pretty sure her head stopped working ever since you "dressed in a unusual fashion.""
"What a coincidence, mine has too."
Elsewhere in the Everfree
The miscellaneous red maned unicorn trotted across the forest, or at least tried to since he has hooves for less then 3 days by now but he still kept trying anyway even though he was tripping constantly. He was singing a random tune that had no meaning but does it anyway. A dark light shadow on his back and formed wings on his back. He pulled out the comb he "borrowed" from mugsy and combed down his mane and ironically undoing his combed mane and changed the hairstyle into a wild lustrous hair.
"This is convenient" he said as he put the comb back into the mane. He
He ended up finding the spot he was looking for, He lit his horn and lifted up a yellow unconscious unicorn with his magic and carries her along with him. He continues walking to find the other "outcasts" that he stashed all over the place. He pulled out a rolled up black list out of his mane and unrolled it with his magic. He marked off a name off a list with a red marker.
"Another one marked down."
B I N G O
Jay the Brony ~~pink mugsy~~ Georg shadow L drago Luna pony
Seeker ~~wonderer D~~ ~~strange reasoning~~ lightning sword ~~Wlam~~
kevintik canned cream ~~myself~~ Wuten AiE ~~Doctor Wolf~~
~~maniac92~~ ~~naturalborn derpy~~ daemon of decay Lost narrator Commanderx5
Lauren Faust ~~silvak~~ Obabscribbler Harms way Silver quill
Why does my dark magic make a black list instead of creating a normal list, magic is strange. Anyway, It has been a long fun weekend (plus Friday) to say at the least, most of the time he spend time with twilight mostly because he wanted to learn about how magic works in a scientific explanation which surprisingly few people ever tried only about 17 out of about 500 bronies succeeded twilight's tests which surprised twilight since she expected less and trained under her. The rest of the unicorn bronies, changeling bronies and alicorn bronies just learn simple magic.
Explaining all of my story would just be a boring rant so I'll just had to shorten it a little So I'll say it in an unusual fashion.
"By reminiscing it in a parody LIKE A BOSS!"
"Watching @Midnight LIKE A BOSS!"
"Teleport to Cloudsdale LIKE A BOSS!"
"Learn levitation LIKE A BOSS!"
"Made a cloud house LIKE A BOSS!"
"Turned it into a mansion LIKE A BOSS!"
"Sell it for cheap LIKE A REAL ESTATE AGENT!"
"Made it rain money LIKE A BOSS!"
~
The cutie mark crusaders were standing on the grass with the exception of Scootaloo, whom was standing on her scooter while carrying a white stylish and helmet with her right hoof. Behind her was a two giant ramps far apart from each other and between each ramp is an enormous canyon.
"Are you sure that maybe you were kinda overdoing it a little?" said Apple bloom
"Don't worry Apple bloom, every dangerous stunt has never hurt me before, therefore no life risking stunt could possibly harm me."
Before Sweetie belle could point out the flaw in that logic, a corn fall's down at terminal velocity and rams into Scootaloo head. She felled face first in the ground with the scooter beside her; She lay's there motionless.
"Um, Scootaloo" said Sweetie belle. "Are you okay?"
No response was heard from Scootaloo as she started to bleed out of her head.
"What in tarnation is that?"
"What is what?"
"Up there!"
Sweetie belle look up to see what seems to be a volley of bits coming straight towards them at terminal velocity. When they both realize that they had not enough time to get out of the way so they decided hug each other and scream on top of there lungs for someone to save them.
~
"Had no repercussion's LIKE A BOSS!"
"Bought a parachute LIKE A BOSS!"
"Skydive to Ponyville LIKE A BOSS!"
"Land in the market LIKE A BOSS!"
"Order a salad LIKE IT TOSSED!"
"Eat a breadstick WITH SOME SAUCE!"
"Read some books LIKE A BOSS!"
"Practice magic LIKE A BOSS!"
"Read more books LIKE A BOSS!"
"Practice more on magic LIKE A BOSS!"
"Notice This was part of the show before twilight lost her tree house LIKE A BOSS!"
"Read more books LIKE A BOSS!"
"Practice magic LIKE A BOSS!"
"Study til midnight LIKE A BOSS!"
"Sleep in the library LIKE A BOSS!"
"Wake up in the morning LIKE A BOSS!"
"Read more books LIKE A BOSS!"
"Learn more magic LIKE A BOSS!"
"Accept Twilights help LIKE A BOSS!"
"Spend the rest of the day studying for fun LIKE A BOSS!"
"Sleep til morning LIKE A BOSS!"
I woke up to see a bunch of unicorn bronies reading tomes and studying magic "Hello? are you a bunch of nerds who have decided to study the background content on this "My Little Pony" show just for fun?"
"Um, you can say that. We've just got here last night, we been reading since." said a brown unicorn stallion
"May I join you?"
"No"
"We only accept ponies who are either tribalistic or are fans of 50 shades of grey." said a red unicorn with a dark read mane.
"Ha ha, very funny."
"Join a gang of nerds LIKE A BOSS!"
"Create the twilight club LIKE A BOSS!"
"Teach some magic and history LIKE A BOSS!"
"Let twilight do the teaching LIKE A BOSS!"
"Listen to a long, long lecture LIKE A BOSS!"
"Got excited over science LIKE FOR Vsauce!"
"Sleep some more LIKE A BOSS!"
"Go to the bathroom LIKE A BOSS!"
It was about midnight when I was walking to the library when I heard a noises coming from the bathroom.
BANG BANG BANG
"FUCK,FUCK,FUUUUUU."
"Walk away slowly LIKE A BOSS!"
"Pretend that never happen LIKE A BOSS!"
"Pea in the bushes LIKE A BOSS!"
"Have a sex dream LIKE A BOSS!"
"With mlp creator LAUREN FAUST!"
"Have Luna watch LIKE A BOSS!"
"Let her gasp in horror LIKE A BOSS!"
"Wake up with a changeling horror LIKE A BOSS!"
"Skip the morning after LIKE A BOSS!"
"Make a bingo card LIKE A BOSS!"
"Travel Equestria BECOME LOST"
"Make friends LIKE A BOSS!"
"Turn into a smoke monster LIKE A BOSS!"
"Get shoryukened LIKE A BOSS!"
"And now I'm dead LIKE A BOSS!"
"Make the last part up LIKE A BOSS!"
And that about sums it up.
Author's Note
Every time I make a bad joke a puppy dies. That's what I used for trying to have me stop using bad jokes. It's too bad that I'm a cat person.
DIE PUPPIES DIE! 
