Twilight Sparke accidently sends David Cameron to Equestria!

by Flare

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Spike, Other, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 1734

Well, as said: Twilight Sparke accidently sends David Cameron to Equestria!

Twilight Sparke accidently sends David Cameron to Equestria. He looks for pigs!

Published 2015-10-08 01:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-08 01:10:01 UTC

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It was a clear and sunny morning in Equestria and Celestias sun had just started to rise over the horizon, just like all the mornings in the magical land of Equestria started, which was to be expected when the inhabitants of said country had the ability to control the weather and if they so desired, could let the sun shine all day long for all eternity.

Naturally they didn't since, even though they had their magic, they still needed to water the crops and also because the occasional pony enjoyed rain much more than the sun.

Anyhow, even though it’s an interesting topic, how the mornings in Equestria plays out is not of importance. It’s just an interesting fact, let’s instead switch our view of perspective and let it land on the Golden Oak library a large hollowed-out tree which not only served as a public library to the ponies of Ponyville but was also home to a certain purple pony unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.

Said unicorn had been up all night, working on a special task that she had been given of her mentor, Princess Celestia, she had been tasked with finding a way to look into other dimensions and alternative worlds, as the Princess thought much could be learned from other worlds by merely observing them.

Twilight had jumped at the chance to prove her worth to the Princess and had since then been cooped up in her basement and lab, trying to find a way to satisfy her mentor and at the same time make a grand discovery that could improve the lives of many ponies.

At first it had been hard and she hadn't got much done, but lately things had gone better than expected and soon she would be able to look into other dimensions. Soon she would be able to see what other mysterious thing existed in the universe

“Spike, come over here” hollered Twilight. “There's something I want to show you!” Twilight's voice boomed through the building and reached the ears of her assistant Spike, who as soon as he heard the voice of his friend, dropped the broom that he just had used to dust of the big balcony of the house, and rushed down to the basement as fast as he could manage.

When he reached the last step of the stairs and saw the view of the basement his eyes widened, last time he had been down there, which was a week ago, the room had been quite neat, with sample tubes on shelves at the wall, books in the bookcase, sorted after author as they were supposed to be of course and a computer with some kind of weird helmet with gems in different colors in the middle of the room. Spike had never really understood the purpose that last thing served, and it didn't really matter either since it was gone now, replaced by some symbols that was drawn in some kind of sand on the floor.

And it wasn't the only thing that was gone either. The sample tubes, or at least the content of said tubes were gone. Many books lied scattered around the wooden floor and those that didn't had been thrown to the side of the room and lied in a pile so big that it almost touched the roof, if it would fall, it could actually crush a pony under its weight. And on the other side of the room, across the books, were a big mirror that reflected everything, it was as if Twilight had replaced the wall with a mirror instead.

Twilight sat in the room, a little to the side the pile of books, and right next to the symbol on the floor. Spike saw that she had bags under her eyes, probably from lack of sleep and that her mane and coat was unkempt, and in need of a good showering. The room reeked out of something, and Spike was pretty certain that he didn't wanted to know what it was.

“Twilight, what have you been doing down here? ” Spike asked Twilight as he continued to watch around the room to see if there were more new details to the room that he might have missed on the first glance.

“What? Didn't I tell you about the task that the Princess gave me?”

“Yes you did, but I most have missed the point where you told me that your task was to become a slob and let your hygiene decay.” Spike said with sarcasm so thick that you could have cut it with a knife. Twilight then proved that she really had stayed awake for way to long time when she just looked at Spike like he had grown a second head.

“What? No, she gave me a mission to find a wa…”

“Yes I know.” Spike interrupted with a strained voice before Twilight could go into full lecture mode “Trust me I know.”

“Well, then why did you ask?” Twilight asked as she tilted her head and gave Spike a confused look

A loud audible slap was then heard as Spikes right hand greeted his forehead in a most violent way.

“Gahh, never mind, Twilight. What is it that you wanted to show me?”

A big grin started to form on the purple pony “Why, I thought you never would have asked, you see I’m finally done,” She gestured to the big mirror in the room. “Soon will we be able to observe other dimensions and hopefully be able to discover other lives form to learn from.”

A grin formed on Spikes mouth too, though for a slightly different reason.

“Good, then you don’t need to be locked down in here anymore; we should go celebrate at Sugarcube Corner. Last time I talked to Pinkie Pie she said that she would bake me a ruby cake next time I came in. You should shower first though, you stink. And you will have to dust up that sand by yourself cause I won’t do It,” he gestured with his hand to the sand drawn symbols on the floor. “What is that anyway?”

“It’s needed for the ritual to work, I don’t really know why, but Starswirl the Bearded mentioned it in his book.” Twilight then started to power up her horn, which glowed with a mighty glem “And I don’t have time to go to Sugarcube Corner, I need to be done with this project first” As she uttered those word, a deafening boom burst forth from the mirror and smoke filled the room.

“Cough are you okey Spike?” Twilighs voice was heard, there was smoke everywhere, and you could barely see an inch in front of you.

“Yeah, I’m o” Spike began to answer, but was interrupted by a posh voice “Good Lord, what happened? One moment I’m sitting in the parliament drinking tea and thinking of what I should tax next and the next thing I know, I’m suddenly standing in a mysterious room filled with smoke? Most peculiar”

Thought were racing through Twilights mind, what happened? The experiment went wrong, instead of being able to watch this new dimension through the mirror, she accidently brought a creature in to Equestria. She projected forth a smoke-away spell and soon they could see what she had accidently brought forth.

When the smoke was cleared, in front of them stood a bipedal creature with a careless smile with a suit on and just stood there, drinking from a teacup that had been sent with him. “He opened his mouth “ A Little pony, well how peculiar, and its purple too, and Is that a horn? How bizarre”

“Hey, Twilight horn is not that bizarre” Spike, ever the gentledragon stood up for his… owner? No, sister, let’s go with sister.

“Whoa, Is that a dragon? And it can talk? How interesting, and strange, I wonder that else this place has to offer” The man then just waltzed out of the house like. Twilight maybe should have stopped him, either to send him back or to ask him some questions, but was to shell-shocked to move and just stood as a statue for at least an hour, as said before. Very bizarre.

The man in question went outside and found himself like in a dream world, there were colorful ponies prancing around everywhere. And a pink one was staring right at him….wait, where did she go? The man glanced around. She totally disappeared. Suddenly there was pink all over his vision.

“Hi my name is Pinkie Pie! Who and what are you?”

“My name is David Cameron and I’m the prime minister of United Kingdom”

“Whooooo, how Interesting, let me show you around”

They then walked around all of Ponyville while Pinkie showed David all the interesting places. But when they came to the farm things got interesting. “Hey, Is this a real farm?” David asked with wide eyes as he took in the sights”

“Sure is, one of my very best friends Applejack is the owner” Pinkie Pie was very excited, David had seen pretty bored with her tour until now.

“Not interesting, what’s really interesting for me is to know if they have any pigs” David wondered, and he couldn’t keep the excitement out of his voice “They sure have, want me to show them for you?” Pinkie gladly offered.

“No need for that, just show me the direction and I will take it from there” There was joy in his eyes now and he was practically jumping with excitement, weird. But he most really like pigs then Pinkie thought as she pointed him the way to the pig farm and saw him run with glee.

Pinkie thought that he would come back after he had watched the pigs, but after several hours she started to wonder what it was that could take such time, the pigs weren’t that exciting were they? As she draw closer to the farm she started to hear some strange noises, she needed to know what it was. That is a curiosity that she wished she never had. Because when she took a peek inside the farm to see what was happening she saw a sight that she never could have guessed.

“Okey I guess he really loves pigs then”

Author's Note

Well, yeah that sucked. Sorry to have wasted your timee:trollestia::twilightsheepish: