But its funny!

by DyslexicFoal

Stuff happens

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It was  a free period  for Rarity and Rainbow Dash. But spending an 45 minutes in the cort yard gets boring most of the time so Rarity and Rainbow always and figure out what to do! Most days they just mess around on there school computers  trying to find  a fun site that isn't blocked! Other times the just talk about there future,like what will they do after high school or ,what will they name there children. But almost always there bored out of there gored!"

"So Rares,find any good games?" Rainbow said messing around making  squares on her desktop.

"Right now I'm on Pbs kids website playing a Arthur dress up game." Rarity said.

"Ohh,sounds like fun." Rainbow said sarcstiliy.Though herring the word Pbs kids kids reminder her of a certien You Tube video she watched last night while she was doing  her geometry homework.It was a very stupid video she thought but it would be better then what they were doing now!.

"Hey rares!"

"What darling?"

"I want to show you a video."

"Ughh, it isn't a prank video is it?"

"No"

"What is it?"

"It's a You Tube Poop!"

"Im not going to watch some guy have a bm!"

"No,its not that."

"Then what is it?"

Rainbow was stumped on how to  define a You Tube Poop.But she knew that once Rarity saw it she get it. Rainbow  went on you tube which she was glad wasn't blocked and looked up Caillou Rapes  Bill May's  firetruck.She looked around the aria to make sure no other students or teachers were around."I just hope no one checks my computer screen in the offices!" she thinks to her self.

Rarity gets a brief look at the title before rainbow goes full screen "Did the title say what i though it said?" Rarity said

"Yep" Rainbow said skipping an add for Progressive.

The video stated with the title card of    Caillou throng pizza dough the narrator   lady says" Caillou the Brests!" With the word breasts sounding out of places and disjointed. The video cuts to  Caillou waiting at his house. while Bill Cosby dances in the back ground.

"Was that Bill Cosby?" Rarity said.

"Yah,just watch" Rainbow said

" Caillou was wating to be gay  with the twins" said the narrator. Rarity twitches her eye. "he wanted to play a fun game with a whip" agin all the words sounded disjointed.

Caillou went inside the house as the shot gets replayed 5 times.He enters the  the dining room were he asks his mother"What are we having for dinner mommy" The word dinner  sounding like it game from a man not a child. his mommy responds with" Caillou" then proceeding the mom is holding a photo shopped  gun. then a gun shot sound effected happans with a blank screen.It then cuts to a picture of  Caillou that says Rip  Caillou 1846-2049.

Rainbow laughs real hard! while Rarity just roles her eyes. But when the video cuts back to him opening the door.

"I thought he died?" Rarity said.

"Oh no one ever dies in a You Tube Poop!"

When Caillou opens the door it shows a clip from Freddy got fingered of He's a child molester,He closes it a agin to open to see to black boys he closes it agin. and opens it a agin.

"guess what were going to make!" Caillou says.

"Pizza" one of the black kids say. it then cuts to shows  Caillou angry ."No you dumb fuck"  Caillou suposivley said."Were making  pizzas!"

"Isn't that what he said?" Rarity asks.

"Yah thats the point!"

It then cuts to them making making  pizzas that have penis on them with  Caillou  talking about how to masterbate Rarity covers her eyes and says "please skip"

"Fine" rainbow says out of annoyances and skips one mittue in were the plot and animshtion and voices today changed!

"Did i miss something?"

"No"

The narrator  said"  Caillou was existed to go to the getto [/color with a clementine's Negro family!"

"Are you ready to go Caillou?" clementines mother said.

Caillou wisbers to his dad as the narrator explains  he had to do something first. it then cut to hi m flushing the toilet. "Okey teddy time to die" he said.

Rainbows laughter of this weird  unfunny crap made rarity get real angry. She questioned rainbow dash  see of humor and why the were friends. Rarity was doing her best  to hold in her annoyance until it got to the part with the bill mays pach and  Caillou was masterbaitng to his sister. That Rarity lost it.

"Rainbow Dash, What kind of sick twisted video is this? This isn't clever. This dosnt have a plot or a premiss? Why dose this exist?Why do you find this funny?"

Rainbow just sat there confused on why her best friend didn't get the joke."But its hilarious!"

"To you it may be but not to me!"

The belle rang ,Rarity got her things and left and head to her next class.

Rainbow stood there with a tear coming down her eye saying"I hoped this would bring us closer to gather."

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