Equestria Girls Trilogy Bloopers

by Ink Trail

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy
Length: 1168

Marker.....and action!

Title is as follows, enjoy! See the errors that went into filming Equestria Girls.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-11 01:42:21 UTC

EG 1

(I do not own any of the following, Equestria Girls and Characters belong to Hasbro, Studio DHX, Discovery Family and Lauren Faust. the following is a funny look at the bloopers of the Equestria Girls Movie)

*Prologue*

Pony Twilight: Hello everypony and welcome to the blooper reel for Equestria Girls, We put a lot of effort into this film but mad mistakes while filming it so with out further ado-*it becomes fuzzy and shows Human Twilight in a voice recording booth*

Twilight: Aw man! *sees the camera* What?

Crew: *laughs*

Twilight: *laughs*

Man: Oh boy.

*Door scene*

Female Director: Marker...*slams clapper board* And action!

Twilight: *flips head back and goes through door but instead of her slamming into it it opens up causing her to fall* OW! *gets up laughing*

Female Director: Cut! *laughs*

Crew: *Laughs*

*Sunset insults Fluttershy*

Fluttershy: *quietly* It doesn't really belong to you either.

Sunset: *slams locker* Excuse me!?

Fluttershy: *starts giggling* I'm sorry, *laughs a little* Can we do that again?

Sunset: *laughs too*

Take 2:

Sunset: *slams hand* Agh! Ow!

Fluttershy: *laughs out loud*

Sunset: *same*

*Twilight confronts Sunset*

*they get close to each other and Sunset smiles smugly*

Twilight: What are you doing?

*they laugh out loud followed by the crew*

*Pinkie meets Twilight*

Twilight: Fluttershy told me you would be here so,

Pinkie: *ties balloon* Fluttershy huh? *when she lets go it flies around*

Twilight: *laughs along with the crew*

Pinkie; *laughs* This never happened before I swear! *laughs*

*Library Scene*

Cheerilee: Girls? What are you doing?

Sweetie Belle: Just listening to our new song.*turns the knob but it breaks

Crewman: *laughs*

Crusaders: *laugh*

Cheerilee: *laughs hard*

Sweetie: Get us a working prop next time? *laughs*

*Twilight meets Rarity*

Rarity: *finds dress* Perfect! *Dresses Twilight in a fancy dress* Oops...wrong bag.

Twilight: *laughs*

Rarity: *laughs*

*Rainbow Dash meets Twilight*

Rainbow: *is juggling Soccer ball* Gotta say- *it falls out of view* Crud.

Twilight: *laughs*

Rainbow: What? *laughs*

*Take 2*

Rainbow: *kicks it over her head* Darn it!

Crew: *laughs*

Rainbow Dash: I'll get it right, *picks it up* Let's go again

*Take 3*

Rainbow: *kicks it and it drops* Oh come on!!!

Crew: *laughs*

Rainbow: Shut up! *laughs*

*Take 4*

Rainbow: *messes up and laughs* I hate this sport right now. *laughs*

Crew: *laughs*

Female Director: Lunch! *laughs*

*Twilight hugs Flash*

Twilight: *hugs him but they fall over* Oops!

Flash: *laughs*

*Carousel Boutique*

Twilight: *looks at the mirror a minute* What a I looking at?

Crew: *laughs*

*Twilight wins*

Celestia: And the winner is......*long pause* I cannot read my handwriting.

Luna: *is trying not to laugh*

Celestia: Midnight? No, Twilight!

Luna: *laughs out loud*

Crew: *laughs*

Celestia: *beep* it I'm typing next time. *laughs*

*Sunset's threat*

Sunset: Don't move! *holds up sledge hammer but falls down*

Female Director: Cut!

Sunset: Can we use a rubber one please? *laughs*

*Sunset gets the crown*

Sunset: More power than I can ever imagine! *puts it on and acts as if she's being taken over*

Crewman: *laughs*

Sunset: *over the top voice* I am acting! *laughs*

Female Director: Cut! *says it while laughing*

*Twilight leaves*

Twilight: You'll take care of her will you?

Rarity: Of course! But I need an apology for last years spring debacle.

Fluttershy: *is trying to keep a straight face but laughs

Female Director: Cut! *laughs*

EG 3: Friendship Games Part 1

*Twilight examines Statue*

Twilight: *takes out an actual PKE Meter Prop*

Director: What the?

Crew: *laughs*

Twilight: Sorry! *laughs*

*Sunset chases Twilight*

Twilight: *grabs pole but hits bus* Ow.

Crew: *laughs*

*Sunset questions the games*

Apple Jack: Kinda hard to make friends with somepony who beats ya at every thing.

Rainbow: Can you not use the pony script?

Apple Jack: Oops. *laughs*

*Meet Principal Cinch*

Twilight: Perspective on what?

Cinch: *tries to turn chair but it doesn't move* Oh *beep*

Twilight: *laughs*

Crew: *laughs*

Take 2

Cinch: *turns chair but it stops midway* Oh for goodness! *sighs and laughs*

Crew: *laughs*

Take 3

Cinch: *turns chair but is holding a cat* Ah Ms bond.

Crew: *laughs hard*

Twilight: *laughs

Cinch: I couldn't resist I'm sorry.

*Twilight talks to Sugar Coat*

Twilight: Hi Sugar Coat.

Sugar Coat: *is about to say something but stops* Sorry I forgot my line.

Twilight: *laughs*

Sugar Coat: *laughs too*

*Pinkie explains Human Twilight*

Celestia: I didn't know Twilight had a twin sister.

Pinkie Pie: She doesn't! That Twilight  is the Twilight of this world and not the Twilight of the Twilight world

Crew: *laughs*

Pinkie Pie: Meghan! Stop writing tongue twisters! *laughs*

Woman: *laughs*

EG 2: Rainbow Rocks

(I do not own any of the following, Equestria Girls and Characters belong to Hasbro, Studio DHX, Discovery Family and Lauren Faust. the following is a funny look at the bloopers of the Equestria Girls Movie)

*Intro scene*

Adagio: *runs out but trips* Ow. *starts laughing*

Take 2

Adagio: *runs and looks out* What am I looking for?

Crew: *laughs*

Female Director: Cut!

*Gym Scene*

Sunset: *takes brush* Need some help?

Apple Bloom: Uh..........Line?

Sweetie Belle: *laughs*

Scootaloo: *laughs*

Apple Bloom: Sorry! Ah can't remember lines! Ah got school!

*Sunset meets the Dazzlings*

Aria: We sing all the time.

Sonata: *is about to say something but stops* Script please.

Aria: *laughs*

Female Director: *laughs* Cut!

*Pinkie explains the Machine*

Pinkie: *in a voice recording booth* So she can go from here to there! Here from*messes up and laughs* I'm sorry.

Take 2

Pinkie: *tries and messes up again* Oh come on! *laughs*

Take 3

Pinkie: *messes up* Where's McCarthy? I'm gonna kill her! *laughs along with the crew*

*Twilight comes through the portal*

Twilight: *goes through a green screen portal but crashes into something* Ow.

Everyone: *laughs*

*Sunset talks to Twilight*

Sunset: Must be nice to have everyone always looking to you for answers to their problems. Instead of waiting for you to cause a problem. *activates whip cream but it doesn't work*

Crewman: Prop malfunction! *laughs*

Sunset: Of course. *chuckles*

*Sunset meets Maud*

Maud: Boulder was hungry. *takes out crackers*

Female Director: Cut good take!

Maud: Should I keep going?

Director: No Maud that's good/

Maud: I could give boulder some Oreo's.

*Break*

Sonata: *eating tacos* So what's next for you guys?

Adagio: Well I have a show on Broadway.

Aria: I'm gonna be a voice for that Star Mares movie.

Sonata: Cool! I'm doing a Youtube Channel.

*Trixie traps the Rainbooms*

Trixie: It is I who deserves to be in the finals! And I will not *snaps fingers* be denied!

Girl *tries to move lever but it doesn't budge* Huh? *breaks it off* Oops.

Crew: *laughs*

Trixie: One job. *laughs*

*DJ PON3's Car*

DJ PON3: *pushes a button but it doesn't work*

Director: Oh come on! cut!

DJ PON3: Does this movie hate us? *laughs*

*Sunset  caches microphone*

Sunset: *misses it* Darn it.

Take 2

Sunset: *misses it* Darn it! *laughs*

Take 8

Sunset: *catches it* YES!! Wait it was off camera? Oh come on! *laughs* It was perfect! *laughs*