//-------------------------------------------------------// Equestria Girls Trilogy Bloopers -by Ink Trail- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// EG 1 //-------------------------------------------------------// EG 1 (I do not own any of the following, Equestria Girls and Characters belong to Hasbro, Studio DHX, Discovery Family and Lauren Faust. the following is a funny look at the bloopers of the Equestria Girls Movie) *Prologue* Pony Twilight: Hello everypony and welcome to the blooper reel for Equestria Girls, We put a lot of effort into this film but mad mistakes while filming it so with out further ado-*it becomes fuzzy and shows Human Twilight in a voice recording booth* Twilight: Aw man! *sees the camera* What? Crew: *laughs* Twilight: *laughs* Man: Oh boy. *Door scene* Female Director: Marker...*slams clapper board* And action! Twilight: *flips head back and goes through door but instead of her slamming into it it opens up causing her to fall* OW! *gets up laughing* Female Director: Cut! *laughs* Crew: *Laughs* *Sunset insults Fluttershy* Fluttershy: *quietly* It doesn't really belong to you either. Sunset: *slams locker* Excuse me!? Fluttershy: *starts giggling* I'm sorry, *laughs a little* Can we do that again? Sunset: *laughs too* Take 2: Sunset: *slams hand* Agh! Ow! Fluttershy: *laughs out loud* Sunset: *same* *Twilight confronts Sunset* *they get close to each other and Sunset smiles smugly* Twilight: What are you doing? *they laugh out loud followed by the crew* *Pinkie meets Twilight* Twilight: Fluttershy told me you would be here so, Pinkie: *ties balloon* Fluttershy huh? *when she lets go it flies around* Twilight: *laughs along with the crew* Pinkie; *laughs* This never happened before I swear! *laughs* *Library Scene* Cheerilee: Girls? What are you doing? Sweetie Belle: Just listening to our new song.*turns the knob but it breaks Crewman: *laughs* Crusaders: *laugh* Cheerilee: *laughs hard* Sweetie: Get us a working prop next time? *laughs* *Twilight meets Rarity* Rarity: *finds dress* Perfect! *Dresses Twilight in a fancy dress* Oops...wrong bag. Twilight: *laughs* Rarity: *laughs* *Rainbow Dash meets Twilight* Rainbow: *is juggling Soccer ball* Gotta say- *it falls out of view* Crud. Twilight: *laughs* Rainbow: What? *laughs* *Take 2* Rainbow: *kicks it over her head* Darn it! Crew: *laughs* Rainbow Dash: I'll get it right, *picks it up* Let's go again *Take 3* Rainbow: *kicks it and it drops* Oh come on!!! Crew: *laughs* Rainbow: Shut up! *laughs* *Take 4* Rainbow: *messes up and laughs* I hate this sport right now. *laughs* Crew: *laughs* Female Director: Lunch! *laughs* *Twilight hugs Flash* Twilight: *hugs him but they fall over* Oops! Flash: *laughs* *Carousel Boutique* Twilight: *looks at the mirror a minute* What a I looking at? Crew: *laughs* *Twilight wins* Celestia: And the winner is......*long pause* I cannot read my handwriting. Luna: *is trying not to laugh* Celestia: Midnight? No, Twilight! Luna: *laughs out loud* Crew: *laughs* Celestia: *beep* it I'm typing next time. *laughs* *Sunset's threat* Sunset: Don't move! *holds up sledge hammer but falls down* Female Director: Cut! Sunset: Can we use a rubber one please? *laughs* *Sunset gets the crown* Sunset: More power than I can ever imagine! *puts it on and acts as if she's being taken over* Crewman: *laughs* Sunset: *over the top voice* I am acting! *laughs* Female Director: Cut! *says it while laughing* *Twilight leaves* Twilight: You'll take care of her will you? Rarity: Of course! But I need an apology for last years spring debacle. Fluttershy: *is trying to keep a straight face but laughs Female Director: Cut! *laughs* //-------------------------------------------------------// EG 3: Friendship Games Part 1 //-------------------------------------------------------// EG 3: Friendship Games Part 1 *Twilight examines Statue* Twilight: *takes out an actual PKE Meter Prop* Director: What the? Crew: *laughs* Twilight: Sorry! *laughs* *Sunset chases Twilight* Twilight: *grabs pole but hits bus* Ow. Crew: *laughs* *Sunset questions the games* Apple Jack: Kinda hard to make friends with somepony who beats ya at every thing. Rainbow: Can you not use the pony script? Apple Jack: Oops. *laughs* *Meet Principal Cinch* Twilight: Perspective on what? Cinch: *tries to turn chair but it doesn't move* Oh *beep* Twilight: *laughs* Crew: *laughs* Take 2 Cinch: *turns chair but it stops midway* Oh for goodness! *sighs and laughs* Crew: *laughs* Take 3 Cinch: *turns chair but is holding a cat* Ah Ms bond. Crew: *laughs hard* Twilight: *laughs Cinch: I couldn't resist I'm sorry. *Twilight talks to Sugar Coat* Twilight: Hi Sugar Coat. Sugar Coat: *is about to say something but stops* Sorry I forgot my line. Twilight: *laughs* Sugar Coat: *laughs too* *Pinkie explains Human Twilight* Celestia: I didn't know Twilight had a twin sister. Pinkie Pie: She doesn't! That Twilight  is the Twilight of this world and not the Twilight of the Twilight world Crew: *laughs* Pinkie Pie: Meghan! Stop writing tongue twisters! *laughs* Woman: *laughs* //-------------------------------------------------------// EG 2: Rainbow Rocks //-------------------------------------------------------// EG 2: Rainbow Rocks (I do not own any of the following, Equestria Girls and Characters belong to Hasbro, Studio DHX, Discovery Family and Lauren Faust. the following is a funny look at the bloopers of the Equestria Girls Movie) *Intro scene* Adagio: *runs out but trips* Ow. *starts laughing* Take 2 Adagio: *runs and looks out* What am I looking for? Crew: *laughs* Female Director: Cut! *Gym Scene* Sunset: *takes brush* Need some help? Apple Bloom: Uh..........Line? Sweetie Belle: *laughs* Scootaloo: *laughs* Apple Bloom: Sorry! Ah can't remember lines! Ah got school! *Sunset meets the Dazzlings* Aria: We sing all the time. Sonata: *is about to say something but stops* Script please. Aria: *laughs* Female Director: *laughs* Cut! *Pinkie explains the Machine* Pinkie: *in a voice recording booth* So she can go from here to there! Here from*messes up and laughs* I'm sorry. Take 2 Pinkie: *tries and messes up again* Oh come on! *laughs* Take 3 Pinkie: *messes up* Where's McCarthy? I'm gonna kill her! *laughs along with the crew* *Twilight comes through the portal* Twilight: *goes through a green screen portal but crashes into something* Ow. Everyone: *laughs* *Sunset talks to Twilight* Sunset: Must be nice to have everyone always looking to you for answers to their problems. Instead of waiting for you to cause a problem. *activates whip cream but it doesn't work* Crewman: Prop malfunction! *laughs* Sunset: Of course. *chuckles* *Sunset meets Maud* Maud: Boulder was hungry. *takes out crackers* Female Director: Cut good take! Maud: Should I keep going? Director: No Maud that's good/ Maud: I could give boulder some Oreo's. *Break* Sonata: *eating tacos* So what's next for you guys? Adagio: Well I have a show on Broadway. Aria: I'm gonna be a voice for that Star Mares movie. Sonata: Cool! I'm doing a Youtube Channel. *Trixie traps the Rainbooms* Trixie: It is I who deserves to be in the finals! And I will not *snaps fingers* be denied! Girl *tries to move lever but it doesn't budge* Huh? *breaks it off* Oops. Crew: *laughs* Trixie: One job. *laughs* *DJ PON3's Car* DJ PON3: *pushes a button but it doesn't work* Director: Oh come on! cut! DJ PON3: Does this movie hate us? *laughs* *Sunset  caches microphone* Sunset: *misses it* Darn it. Take 2 Sunset: *misses it* Darn it! *laughs* Take 8 Sunset: *catches it* YES!! Wait it was off camera? Oh come on! *laughs* It was perfect! *laughs*