Choices really do make the man

by Blue Devil

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 4377

Anon is a new student starting at Canterlot high but after encountering a strange man who is thought to be a janitor he now has little to no control over his actions and the behaviors of his fellow female students.

Anon is a new student starting at Canterlot high but after encountering a strange man who is thought to be a simple janitor at the school he now has little to no control over his actions and the behaviors of his fellow female students. Will he be able to keep his sanity in tact or fall victim to the spiraling chaos?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-08 14:05:15 UTC

The first day is always the hardest

"Oh god! I'm late! I'm so late!" I yelled as I bust through the front doors of the school.

It's my very first day starting at Canterlot high starting off as a junior and I wake up at 8:00! If that wasn't bad enough my car stopped working due to something wrong with the engine so I had to call a tow man while I rode the city bus which only gave me a few minutes left to actually reach the classroom. I could hear my heart beat match the ticking sound of the clock as I sprinted down the hall, I skidded to a stop as I slid into the classroom action movie hero style just as the final bell rung.

"Mr. Anonymous, thank you for finally joining us. Now, if you would be so kind as too introduce yourself to the class?" Ms. Cheerilee said sweetly.

The entire class was still looking at me as I sat there still posing on the floor.

"Uhhhhhh.....sure."

I got up and dusted myself off before I moved to the center of the front right next to the teacher's desk. I cleared my throat but I couldn't help but feel uneasy, I always was the shy geeky guy type so I wasn't so keen on introducing myself right away but I knew there was no avoiding it.

"Ahem, well my name is....Anon Y. Nomous. I am a junior starting out and I just moved into town, what more could I say?"

"Tell the class something about yourself."

"O-Okay, well I like.....music and....art I guess. Video games of course, who doesn't? Uh, my mom and dad are professors at Manehatten University near where I lived for 10 years and was homeschooled until I was five. B-But now I live with my grandmother and I was the highest of my classes from 8th to 10th."

A few of the "geniuses" of the classroom nodded in approval, I guess I earned some points there.

"Um, what else? Uh, oh! I enjoy playing the piano....well I can't say I'm perfect at it but yeah. So to sum it up I'm pretty laid back and cool with everyone if you're cool with me and......that's pretty much it."

The classroom was quiet for a second which definitely caused me to tense up but much to my relief they soon began to clap aloud.

"Thank you very much Anon, now to find where to seat you. Ummm, ah! How about there? The empty seat near the far left hand corner." Ms. Cheerilee said pointing at the desk.

I quickly moved over to the desk I was assigned and sat down as Ms.Cheerilee began her lesson on Literature. 30 minutes or so has passed and I could feel myself grow sleepy by the second (this was due to lack of sleep last of sleep last l]night not the lesson). I felt my sleepy head slam into the desk causing the back half of the class to look back at me with concern.

"I'm fine, just sleepy." I whispered.

They nodded and continued on with their learning, another half hour passed and I was really sleepy. So sleepy that I could hear music in my head. Wait, it's not coming from my head. Then where? I looked around the classroom for the source. There sitting right next to me was a creamy white skin toned girl with the most wildest electric blue hair I've ever seen, she was bobbing her head up and down to the music streaming through her giant headphones. The music, was unlike anything I've ever heard of before. I couldn't tell if it was electric, dub-step, hip-hop, or pop but it sounded like a impressive combination of all those genres. And the way she quietly danced to her music made me smile without even realizing it, I was about to say something nice about her music when the bell rang and the class began to leave including the blue haired girl. I quickly gathered my things and ran after her but lost sight of her as soon as I entered the sea of students in the hallway.

"Oh well, maybe I'll run into her later." I sighed as I moved onto my next class.

To my disappointment I didn't have anymore classes with her meaning the rest of the day was just boring without her. The bell ranged again, I practically dragged myself out of gym class with Mr. Iron Will. I may be good with book work but physical education is an entirely different game, the warm water in the boy's locker room helped me get my strength back so I can at least walk the rest of the pain off. To my surprise I saw the blue haired girl running down the hallway towards me (except she was looking over her shoulder like those horror movie situations with the killer being right on your tale), having very little time to react she slammed right into me causing the two of us to tumbleweed into an open broom closet which slammed shut upon entry. There I was in a human Chinese puzzle with the mysterious blue haired girl (for visual aid she was on top of me, her tight fitting skirt and purple leggings was facing me as her head was near my pants area), I could feel the blood in my cheeks boil red. The awkward moment was short lived when the sound of foot steps drew near.

"Just come out of hiding Ms. Scratch! It will make things a whole lot easier for you! Just come out!" A male voice called out.

"Come yourself Mr. Cranky, there's no need for yelling." A female voice said.

That second voice I could recognize, Vice principal Luna. I've met with her and her sister before when I was first brought up to the school to show them my information, to my surprise they both somehow knew my name before I even opened my mouth. Weird. A few moments passed before the two voices moved away from in front of the door, the male voice was grumbling something as he walked. The blue haired girl got off of me and looked through the small door window to make sure they were gone, she smiled in relief. She quickly opened the door and dashed out leaving me still dazed on the floor with the image of the outline of her panties glued to my eyelids. I was pulled back into reality when I heard the sound of footsteps and jingling keys approach the door, the door swung open and in walked a grey skinned man with a mixture of grey and black hair.

"Goodness gracious! Not again! Who keeps putting lifeless mannequins in my broom closet!?!? Well I better dispose of this one."

"Wait! I'm not a lifeless mannequin! I'm a student!" I yelled as he tried to pick me up.

"Oh! My apologies dear boy, but do tell me why are you in my broom closet?"

"This is your broom closet?"

"Why yes, my name is Discord and I am the custodian and groundskeeper of the school....although I would appreciate some respect here and there."

"Sorry 'bout that I'll get out of your way."

"Thank you Anon, have a blessed day."

"Thanks you too........wait, how do you know my name?"

Discord's face flushed a bright white.

"Uhh, well you see......it's important for the staff to know the name of the students helps build morale and friendship all that good stuff.....let's not dwell on that."

"I guess...."

"Jolly good! Now off you go and I'm sure we'll meet again soon. Auf' Wiedersehen!" The janitor said scooting me out the closet and closing the door shut.

"Oooooookay then, well that was weird. I hope there's no more crazy people like him in this sch-"

I was so lost in thought I bumped into a teacher, who just happened to be Mr. Cranky while he was holding a mug of scolding hot coffee that was now all over his new yellow sweater vest. He stared daggers at me as he frowned.

"Detention, now."

"But I didn't mean to-"

"I said now!"

Cranky had me by the neck of my jacket collar as he lead me to his classroom, what we didn't expect was to see Vice principle Luna already there.

"Oh, hello Anon. What brings you by?"

"Uh, I-uh."

"He was roaming the halls without a pass, that's an immediate detention." Cranky announced.

Before Luna could say anything in the matter Cranky guided me inside only to see the blue haired girl already sitting at a desk.

"Ha! What do you know? Two for the price of one, now that's a bargain. Get in there ya delinquent."

How can I earn the title delinquent on the first day? Must be a new record. Cranky released his hold on my jacket and pointed me at the desk right next to the girl who was of course still listening to her music. The angry teacher noticed this as well, he stomped right up to her desk and waved his hand right in front of her to get her attention. When that failed he slammed his fist on the table which stopped her music abruptly with a comedic record scratching sound.

"Rule #1 No music in detention. Your headphones Ms. Scratch, give them now."

She frowned before taking off her headphones and giving them to Cranky who immediately placed them in a brown cardboard box labeled "Possessions". With a sly snicker he turned and left the classroom closing the door right behind him, the girl smiled as she reached into her skirt pocket for her spare headphones. She gasped when she noticed they weren't in her pocket, the one time she doesn't bring them when she needs them the most. Her head hit the desk in sadness, I couldn't help but feel bad for her. I was about to say something when a loud voice boomed into my head:

CHOOSE!

"What? Who said that? Who are you?" I thought.

For some reason I couldn't speak aloud anymore. The voice ignored my question but continued nonetheless.

Choice A: Tell the girl that her music was tasteless and horrible anyway.

"What!?!?!? NO! That's the exact opposite of what I want to tell her." I thought back.

OR

"Or?"

Choice B: Sneak out the classroom and retrieve her headphones!

"Sn-Sneak out!?!? I'm not much of a rule breaker. Are those the only two choices?"

The voice didn't answer, I guess that means yes.

"(Sigh) I guess I have to choose......Choice B!"

Suddenly I sprang up from my chair and leaped over to the door, my face was smushed against the door window as my head involuntarily moved from side to side as if on lookout duty.

"What's going on? Why can I control myself!?!?" I thought as my hand opened the door and I rolled out the classroom into the hallway commando style.

I spotted Cranky down the hall as he was entering another classroom, my body slammed itself against the wall and slowly moved towards the classroom. An invisible force pushed me against the door allowing me to look inside only to see Cranky with his feet up on top of his desk and snoring away, in front of his feet was the cardboard box with the headphones.

"How am I supposed to get inside without him noticing me? It's impossible!"

My body seemed to disagree as my hand shot out and quietly opened the door just a bit, Cranky snorted loudly as I slowly eased my way in. I tip-toed over to the desk and quietly picked up the box, to my surprise it was filled with various cellphones and (for some reason) grade A fireworks and poppers.

"Oh god, the headphones must be at the bottom."

I gulped as I put my hand inside to feel around for the headphones, I could feel myself beginning to sweat but was relieved to grab the headphones.

WELL DONE!

The sudden voice nearly blew my eardrums causing me to nearly drop the box, one cellphone fell out however. I cringed as the object fell to the ground with a clatter, Cranky only snorted and shifted in his seat. I sighed, suddenly the phone began to blare with a super loud ring tone I set the box back down on the desk to pick up the phone and turn it off. Cranky shifted in his seat again but before I could relax I noticed that the box was leaning over the edge, time slowed down as the cellphones, fireworks, and poppers all hit the ground causing a chain of small explosions as I ran out the door with headphones in hand. The sound of Cranky waking up and yelling in surprise could be heard throughout the halls as I sprinted back to detention. I lightly tapped the blue haired girl's desk, she looked up at me.

"I thought you looked better with these on."

She gasped as I handed her beloved headphones, Ii happily took my seat next to her and sighed loudly. A second later she tapped my shoulder and handed me a note.

"Just wanted to say thanks for getting my headphones back, I owe you one. P.S My name's Vinyl ;)"

"

A very daring dance

A very daring dance

After our sentence was over we met up in the parking lot of the school, Vinyl continued to bob her head up and down to her music. I looked around the parking lot to see the tow man I called earlier.

"Hey! How's my car doing?" I asked as I ran up to him.

"Huh? Oh that bucket of bolts? There was very little I could do with that piece of work so I had to ship it to the dump, sorry 'bout that kid."

"Oh...it's cool I guess. But how am I going to get home?"

"Sounds like a personal problem, can't help wit those. Call me if ya need anymore towing done." The man said as he entered his truck and drove off in a heap of smoke.

"Great, now what?"

I felt someone tap the back of my shoulder, I turned around to see Vinyl smiling at me.

"Uh, what is it?"

She grabbed my arm and lead me to the only car that was still parked at school. It was a glossy, white sports car with giant dual speakers in the back.

"Th-This is your car?"

She nodded as she pulled out a set of keys from her skirt pocket, with one click of a button the engine roared to life.

"You want to give me a ride?"

She smiled at me.

"That's nice of you, but there should be a bus coming by anytime now so I think I'm alright. Thanks for the offer though-"

She grabbed me and sat me down in the passenger seat before grabbing the wheel, the engine roared as the car moved with incredible speed out the parking lot and rocketed down the road.

"Vinnnnnnnnnyl! You're going tooooooo faaaaaaaaaassssssttttt!" I yelled.

That's when I a spotted a red traffic light coming up.

"Red light!"

The car skidded to a stop, I was so focused on my heart fast beating heart and possible heart attack that I didn't notice my left hand was on her right breast causing her to blush wildly.

"I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" I said retracting my hand.

Vinyl said nothing. She was upset, she had to be. The light turned green and the car moved but at a much bearable pace this time, as for me I stayed silent for the rest of the ride. To my surprise the trip was very short, except this wasn't my house. Vinyl exited the car and walked toward the house, she looked back at my direction.

"Is this your house?"

She nodded.

"I guess I could......hang for a bit."

She smiled. Using her keys she unlocked the door and I followed her inside, I was surprised to see that the inside was...very different then what you'd expect, the house itself was split in two halves. One side was painted electric blue with dirty clothes and food wrappers that littered the floor, as for the other side it was painted a light purplish pink and was the exact opposite meaning well neat and organized. This no doubt means she has a roommate.

"Nice place you got here, very unique." I said putting on my best convincing smile.

Vinyl took my arm again and led me upstairs to her room which was completely dark except for the neon signs and records hanging on the walls and bass amplifiers which made it look like a night club you'd find in Las Pegasus (which I've been to, don't ask). Vinyl pulled up a chair with wheels on the bottom and tuned her attention to some a turntable stand and keyboards, she pulled out a small disc and placed it in the disc tray before pushing the play button. A low melodious beat streamed from the amplifiers

"Oh, you're a Dj! That explains so much."

She smiled as she stood up and sat me down on the chair, she turned the volume up a bit filling the room with the mesmerizing beat. I hummed along to the song trying my best to keep up with the beat that changed every 2 minutes, I began to beat on the turntable stand like i was playing at a concert. I was gearing for the epic bass drop when Vinyl sat on my lap.

"Uh, Vinyl? Wha-What are you doing?" I said trying my blush.

She looked at me from over her shoulder and gave me a devilish smile, she slowly began to gyrate her hips against my crotch area causing my blush to grow. She pulled my right hand against the side of her skirt slipping my fingers inside the edge of her black lace underwear, still holding onto my hand she pulled the edge of her skirt downwards to her knees revealing her moist clit dripping through her panties. I caught onto what she was getting at and decided to go along with it, she gasped as I brought my finger up to her clit and began to trace along the edges. I quickened my pace and ran my finger deeper inside, Vinyl licked her lips in anticipation. She unzipped her jacket and using my other hand she dove it between her wealth of cleavage, my blush now covered my entire face as she rubbed her ass against my stomach even underneath my two T-shirts I can feel plush yet toned ass cheeks against my very skin and the feeling was amazing. We stayed like this for a few minutes until the song finally ended, we both were panting but she showed no sign of wanting to stop. She pressed play on the turntables again and a new song began, one with a faster tempo.

She got up and opened my legs open wide before unzipping my pants, my heart beat was accelerating at this point as Vinyl pulled my cock out to play. She licked her lips just by looking at my length, she wasted no time shoving the whole thing into her mouth and began bobbing up and down much like how she usually listens to her music. The beat continued to intensify as I could feel myself reaching the end, Vinyl noticed me straining but this only motivated her to suck harder and faster. The song ended as I blew my load into her mouth, with a loud "pop" she released my member from her moist mouth before licking the last of my cum off her lips and fingers. I can sense her still hungry eyes underneath those shades of hers, another song began with an even faster pace as she began to stroke my cock from the base to the tip and back. She sped up her efforts to match the music before changing up her tactics, she wedged my cock in between her large breasts and repeated the motion. The song then slowed down, Vinyl stood up and turned around presenting her thick ass to me. And as the base dropped so did her, I swear it almost shattered underneath her massive cheeks as she slowly began gyrate in a small circle. I was in heaven. I didn't want this to end, but it had to as the music died down and the sound of someone entering could be hear from downstairs.

"Her Roommate! If it's a dude I'm screwed." I thought.

Vinyl on the other hand remained calm, she simply removed herself from my cock and put her clothes back on before walking downstairs. I followed her actions and slowly walked down the stairs expecting some big hulking dude like the hulk, or Iron Will or.......snowflake even. To my surprise (and relief) it was another girl, she was a light grey skin tone with long brown hair and was wearing a black corset dress suit that showed very little to imagine her very curvy body.

"Vinyl what is all this? How many times do I have to tell you to clean up after yourself! It's not that hard. See? Wrapper goes in the trash. Apple core? Goes in the trash. Empty milk bottle? Trash. You can do the rest."  She said handing Vinyl the wastebasket.

Vinyl rolled her eyes as she began to pick up her various trash items, I finally reached the end of the steps when the roommate noticed me.

"Who are you?"

"I-I'm Anon. I just moved here and your roommate was just showing me around."

"Hmmm if that's all then, I am Octavia. Pleased to meet you." She said extending her hand.

I was about to shake her hand when a familiar voice appeared again.

CHOOSE!

"Not again." I thought in annoyance.

Choice A) French kiss her passionately or B) Slap her hand in disgust

"Those are both horrible!" I yelled inside my head.

Once again the voice didn't give a shit.

"If I have to........I'll go with......choice A!"

My body lunged forward and my lips met with hers, her mouth was open at the time allowing my tongue to slither in with little resistance. Vinyl stared in a mixture of disbelief, shock, and sexual desire as I French kissed her roommate with so much energy and enthusiasm. As for Octavia her eyes were in the form of swirls as if hypnotized by the sudden act of boldness, as soon as I regained control of my body I quickly broke away. I closed my eyes and braced myself for a hard slap to the face, but it never came. I slowly opened my eyes to see Octavia laying on the floor completely dazed with a trail of drool leaking from her mouth, a small nosebleed, and a slight twitching in her nether regions.

Well Done!

"Was this your first kiss?"

Octavia moaned in response.

The next day I rode the bus after school to Vinyl's house, Octavia however opened the door. My heart sank like a rock.

"Uh, is Vinyl home yet?"

"No, she's working at a private party downtown. She should be back soon"

"Right, she's a Dj. A pretty good one."

"Mmm-hmmm."

I could tell she hasn't forgot what happened yesterday.

"Yeah, I should probably get out of your hair. Tell Vinyl I stopped by." I said as I turned and walked away.

"You can wait here if you want." Octavia called out.

The sudden offer made me stop in my tracks.

"Really?"

"Of course, I can make you a snack even if you'd like."

"Well, thank you so much."

"Think nothing of it."

She sat me down at the kitchen table, a few minutes later she placed a plate of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches cut into small triangles onto the table.

"Thank you so much." I said as I reached for a sandwich.

I yelped as she drove a knife into my jacket sleeve barely missing my arm but now I was pinned to the table.

"Listen you, it's bad enough I live with a sloppy DJ for a roommate always playing loud music at night and sleeping all day. The very last thing I need is some boy hanging around here while I'm trying to practice. After today I don't want to see you around here again, understand?"

I quickly nodded.

"Good." She said pulling the knife from my sleeve.

"That was a close one." I thought.

"You're really going to let her prevent you from hanging out with Vinyl? Grow some balls man, and show her what you can do."

"What do you mean?"

"Here, let me spell it out for you. "

"Oh god no."

CHOOSE!

"Please don't."

Option A) Curse her out like a mad sailor OR Option B) Show her your own passion.

"My own what?"

CHOOSE!

*"Alright! Alright just stop yelling, god. I Choose.......B!"*

*I sprung up from my chair and walked into the living where Octavia was practicing her salsa dancing, her wide hips swaying back and forth would've gave me another boner if I was in control. I involuntarily grabbed her by her small waist and made her face me.*

*"What are you doing?" she asked staring daggers at me.*

*I'll be honest, I was scared of her at the moment but whoever was controlling me wasn't. I smiled and winked at her as I pulled her closer to me, the music started up again and we danced. I seriously don't remember ever taking Spanish dancing classes but we danced with precise expertise that would definitely blow away the competition. The music ended as I dipped Octavia, we stared into each other's eyes neither one of us dared to make a move.*

*"So......h-how was tha-"*

*She pressed her lips against mine, a few seconds later she broke away and turned her back facing me.*

*"I don't know who you think you are, but if you're going to hang out with Vinyl.....please keep it quiet." Octavia said gathering her things and walking up the stairs to her room leaving me really confused on what just happened.*

***Uh, Well Done?***