Cobalt & 0

by spazmagic the brony

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Slice of Life, Main 6
Length: 6024

So I have been transported from a deadly car crash to equestria, turned into a pony...and have a little catfolk assistant from my personal teacher Princess of the night Luna herself...and discord wont stop calling me Lesbian carwasher of Lesbia!

Nobody seems to realize i have a bad temper in the morning. So I have been transported to equestria turned into a different creature, had the word FUUUUUU....buck taken away from me from celestia and i have to make some random princess say im a valude friend to earn it back. I hope my assistant Zero has some idea on how im going to go about doing this, maybe Luna does ill ask her in my nightly letter.
Dear Princess Luna,
Why the hell does DISCORD STILL CALL ME LESBIAN CARWASHER OF LESBIA?
Sincerly your student of the night
I hope learning about this new world wont be that annoying.
(mature is for my humor as an author)

Published 2015-10-16 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-16 01:50:01 UTC

One good thing.

So lets start where this all started, Two nights ago i was comfortably riding in my brothers car to stay a couple of days with him and have a nerdy weekend of pop culture and classic video games. I packed up all my electronics, two days worth of clothes and got dressed...Then bad and weird things happened. I was riding in his car, we were listening to some rock music on the radio, he was driving fast but neither of us cared. but then a car just suddenly pulled out in front of him on the express way. I heard the crash, saw my brothers head hit his steering wheel...but then as my head jerked foreword I saw a bright flash of light....then I guess I was ripped out of my own world.

I crashed into this bright tunnel a human and rolled out into a comically large airbag, and the first thing i see is a weird amalgam of a creature saying "There you go Celestia, I have done a good deed today I have saved the life of this stallion."

I then fully fell out of the giant airbag and it just disappeared and I saw a the man talking who was part of every mythological creature i could think of...I wouldn't have been surprised if he bled the golden ichor of the gods. Then i turned to see the tall white horse looking like she really had to poop, then she towards me and said " Hello my little pony, what is your true name and where do you come from?"

The amalgam then instantly was dressed as Nigel Thornberry and said in his best impersonation of that voice "My sweet lady Celestia, why must he repeat information that I have already given freely? He is Lesbian Carwasher of Lesbia...and isn't he smashing? Especially the silver flavor saver."

She immediately had a look of I am so tired of your shit, but she still pressed on with "Discord, If you were to name things I would be Sun Butt the twenty-third from the Andromeda galaxy but my friends would call me Cell the ultimate creature." then she turned back to me and reiterated "So once again my little pony what is your name?"

Still laying on my back rolled over and went to stand...but realized i couldn't, panic was rising so i looked carefully not focusing on my surroundings. I had hooves! I then uneasily took a deep breath...kept looking, then I saw the furred haunch and jet black tail and immediately yelled at the top of my lunges "WHY AM I A FUCKING PONY!!!!" I noticed my snout and felt the panic attack about to hit...then my bag of stuff including the coat I was wearing fired out of the closing portal and hit me square in the face. Just before I passed out I heard Discord laugh and say "Your welcome my new friend." he snapped his lizard like talons as my vision turned black.

-TWO HOURS LATER-

I was in a fore poster bed when I arose...with a note attached to my nose. All i could think was who does that...so thirty minutes wasted trying to grip with hooves, and still have it flat. the note was written in the most elegant script i have ever read,

-Dear Lesbian Carwasher of lesbia,

please almighty Faust tell me this isnt your name...after a very long conversation with my Friend Discord, he explained to me he pulled you out of a wreckage at the very last second and he brought to you your things, be it they look very flat. I hope to speak to you as soon as you feel up to it and I have some questions. Please try not to use that Vial word or i shall take measures. I will be in to see you tomorrow so please gather yourself and be prepared to explain a few things and may I be the first to welcome you from Lesbia and to the land of Equestria.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia of Equestria.-

I had to read this note 3 times...so I am apparently in equestria last I knew I was in the united states, My panic attack was returning already and i hadn't even left the bed yet so, to be fair I jumped down from my bed and I immediately saw a mirror in the corner. I decided to steadily walk over to it...and i immediately fell face first into the ground. Oh yeah new center of balance...hooves, all fours. I then cantered *sigh i feel dirty for that* over to the mirror. After looking at it for ten seconds of utter shock and horror...I screamed like a little girl. I am now a Cobalt blue Unicorn with long unkempt black hair with a streak of shimmering silver hair and a soul patch under my chin of the same color. then the next hour was filled of me yelling expletives at the top of my lunges in anger...within my anger I did the dumbest thing I had done in at least ten years I bashed my head into a wooden door to clear my head, Then my horn got stuck.

So going by the shift in the sun...i had been sitting face stuck to a wooden door yelling for help for four hours, and crying. All I could think was this place blows four damn hours stuck literally horn first into a wall, splitting headache, and why am i here? I eventually gave up yelling and fell asleep. I am so glad i did for once I went to the land of slumber i found some salvation.

My first dream as a pony was horrible...mostly because I was trying to make it lucid. But I was sitting on the ground glaring at a giant mirror that read Roy and his friend William. In the mirror was my friend Will dying in his car yelling "Roy, Where are you? ROY!! Little Bro, This isn't funny man say something?" but I saw all my body was a mangled mess just outside the car. So I had to admit to myself maybe discord did save me, doesn't mean I have to like it...sometimes you have to totally have to hate your own subconscious.

Just as I saw my sign to control my dream and get out of this cement hell of watching my big brothers last seconds...another Horse appeared in my dream and swished it all away with a wing. She was a beautifully dark blue with a starry night for a hairstyle, as I was lost in her hairdo she looked down at me with gentle eyes and said " My little pony what troubles you this night?"

I sighed finally lost of all real world worries due to the fact I knew I was dreaming...so I began "Ok, I was just transported from a car accident that killed my best friend from elementary school to a court yard where I am told my name is Lesbian Carwasher of Lesbia by creature called discord, Then still reeling from the fact i crashed hear from I'm guessing a wormhole another Horse but white asked me what my name was not caring if I was OK, i'll admit she looked frazzled though. And when she asked me she was very condescending just like you did. I am no ones anything...and I still don't want to accept i am a pony, then I was knocked out from my bag of things crashing into my face. And finally I looked into a mirror and noticed I was in fact the unicorn you see before you but I still did not want to accept it, so reactions were made of me yelling for a while in my anger I smashed my head into a door...then i sat there crying out for help until i fell asleep. That is how I am doing in this new land of Equestria!"

As she listened to the rant...her reactions to what I said were varied from a hidden joy, to her looking hurt...and then worry. She then asked " Dost though really believe you are no ones pony?"

My eyes immediately narrowed and I said " If I wast stuck head first in a wall and had somebody to talk to as a friend maybe, but where i sit i am no ones anything...and I meant what I said, and I said what i meant." then she just smiled this wickedly devious smile and blinked away. I sat there once again alone but now looking at a blank mirror but the writing now read PICK YOUR BATTLES...BRO, PICK YOUR BATTLES! I chuckled at the sign of my dream becoming lucid and allowing me to control it...then as my cement slab broke out into a Seussian world...it suddenly disappeared.

Awoken from a great relief in my head...i sat rubbing my forehead just below my horn it must have been at least four am. Then I heard the Horse from my dream say "Welcome to Equestria, My little pony...and may I Introduce myself as Princess Luna, Guardian of Dreams. Now let us speak as friends in the waking world. Or did you not say what you meant and meant what you said?"

My Jaw dropped...she just quoted me from my dream, I looked her over once more. Exactly the same as she was in the dream...so I honestly made my first attempt at making a friend in this world "But I have no name in this world, and friends share names as an introduction."

Luna then had a girlish giggle and spoke "Then i shall name you..." She was rubbing her hoof against her chin as if deep in thought "I shall call you...Cobalt Constellation. Why art thou eyes like a fillies?"

I then spent the wrest of the night speaking with the night princess just creating my first real friend in this world and so glad that somebody wasn't treating me like I was an oddity but good things must come to an end for she said around dawn "Come Cobalt, We shall go lower the moon and then have a nice conversation with my sister Celestia."

I am so not looking foreword to this morning. Then my stomach growled louder than anything i have ever heard...i hope i can get a mocha and some bacon for breakfast. I really need some comfort food to get a little out of this never ending panic attack that is just building within me. As Luna stared at me with a huge grin like she thought something was funny but she didn't want to offend me I said "I just hope i can get some food soon before my stomach eats me."

Author's Note

just gotta say if im able to im going to try and post a song to how each chapter makes you has a idea how cobalt feels.

Citizen of Equestria?

So as Luna and I walked down the Dungeon like stone hallway. Which i wasn't commenting on due to I did just spend an entire day yelling, screaming, and crying at the top of my lunges. But Luna did proposed a question "Why do you always seem to gather information that hasn't been explained?"

I stopped my walking to look out a window and saw to my horror, WE WERE ON THE SIDE OF A GOD DAMN CLIFF!!! I HATE heights. starting to shake a little I realized it has to be safe with a giant stone building on it. Starting my calming process I answered her "I infer a lot of things from what people say and what I see. Its like guess work at what your trying to get across but I have always been good at it and kind of expect others to be as well."

She lead me down an almost endless hallway. she gave me a brief history of how there are four princesses and that each represented something...like she was the moon and her sister was the sun, another named Mia Amore Candenza is the princess of love, and some random forth princess is the princess of friendship. I was totally stuck on princess my love is the princess of love. Luna did not laugh along with me when she said that she just continued to explain the relevance of Mia Amore's kingdom the crystal empire protected by the crystal heart. At this point Luna got mad at me cause I was starting to hyperventilate from laughing so damn hard. She turned to look at me rolling on the ground laughing but at this point we were in a tower and she said "Wait here whilst i lower the moon but we shall speak of this disrespect to my niece."

That got my attention! "Luna...I didn't" she then cut me off with a bluish purple haze forcing my mouth closed, and she just shook her head and walked to her balcony.

After about a ten minute wait of silence my stomach growled again as the giant white pony that I now knew was Celestia walked in to see me sitting on the floor with the haze still wrapped around my mussel. She just smiled and said "So I see Lesbian Carwasher of Lesbia someone finally got you to stop yelling. Who was it pray tell?" I now immediately did not like her...I have one pet peeve do not condescend to me. I knew I was glaring at her.

But then Luna spoke up "Come sister you are late. I need to Eat, and get some sleep...but I would like to continue some conversation with my new friend."

"Oh so you got him to speak without yelling?"

"It was not that hard dear sister it was just a matter of listening."

Celestia smiled as she stepped onto the balcony and I felt the grip on my maw release. Then I watched both of the princess's horns glow Lunals bluish purple and Celestia's was a golden color but in the background I saw the moon set and the sun start to rise. I actively felt the shift of mood in the room we were all in Luna went from being wide awake to completely exhausted and vice versa for Celestia. But I had to ask "So how in the bloody hell did you make me shut my face, Luna?"

I was starting to have a love/hate relationship with luna's smiles "Magic!"

"No seriously, Luna...How? and why do you seem like your dead on your feet now?"

"As I have said to you before it is simply magic."

"Bullshit!"

Now Celsetia had to jump into our little banter. "She is being quite honest my little pony. Now how about you tell me your name so I won't have to refer to you as, Lesbian Carwasher."

I turned very slowly to look at this condescending giant. "OK...first explain something to me like an equal and please don't talk down to me. Where I am from all magic is slight of hand."

Luna having talked to me for hours already knew I was from another plane of existence but she smiled wickedly at her sister and lead us out of the room and to my best guess to get food. This blue Alicorn who I can only associate as my friend turned to her sister and said "Our Friend here is very bright, he also is not what discord has told you. There is no land of Lesbia."

Walking down the long as hell hallway I tuned towards Celestia and Luna out as they spoke of what Luna saw in the dreamscape and how she saved me from the dreaded power of a oak door. God I feel like Alan Scott...all the power of imagination at my finger tips stopped by wood...the first green lantern had the gayest weakness. Then after what felt like a slow funeral dredge after Celestia said asked me "So if what my sister says is true you are from a different universe in a thing called the multiverse." and I reacted to what she said but I immediately got offended cause she thought he sister would lie to her about my existance

Then Luna looking a little nervous opened a door to a large room with an extremely large table with what looked to be two thrones one at either side with each princess's ass tattoo on it. Wrapped around the far end I saw the creature known as discord Floating over the chair marked with a sun on it and he summoned a giant horn from thin air blew a loud note and said "Now introducing Princesses of the sun and moon and my personal friend Sir Lesbian Carwasher of Lesbia" Both Celestia and Luna looked annoyed, I just laughed which discord stopped his floating and fell to the ground, with a shocked look on his face...before anything was said he just smiled and said "I have to see Fluttershy about some tea and stories, sorry but I shall miss watching Celestia engorge herself on cake this morning." On that note he clapped his two hands together and vanished

Well that was an interesting way to have breakfast get started. As our party of three sat down a butler pony came in with a very stylized mustache...in what i swear is the most pretentious voice I have ever heard, he said "What would the princess's and there...Guest like for breakfast?" Luna ordered Waffles with strawberry slices and some tea, Celestia ordered sunny side up eggs and a slice of vanilla cloud cake with some orange juice. Once it was my time to order I couldn't decide but it didn't help that Celestia was giving me a look like whatever I ordered would decide my fate.

"Can I get some bacon and..." the butler just slowly shook his head no. "Ok, how about sausage and..." once again the same head shake "FINE...can I get some crepes with as much chocolate as possible and a mocha latt'e?" That arrogant asshole shook his head again to say no. "Well what's wrong NOW with my choice? FUCK YOU I KNOW YOU HAVE FRENCH TOOO..."
he shrank down and said in a very quite voice "it was the mocha. sir"

My Eyes shot open, I felt horrible "Sir I am so sorry for yelling at you and loosing my temper please forgive me. I am still new to Equestria. Ill have french toast with some orange juice and maybe a slice of chocolate cake if you have it and thank you."

By the end of me placing my order Luna had laughed at how Celestia angry when I said fuck. After the waiter smiled at me accepting my apology he nodded and walked off to get our food. After the door shut signaling his departure I heard Celestia coughing to signify she wanted someones attention.

"Lesbian let me warn you If you use that word one more time in my pressence you will regret it!"

I looked at Celestia like is she crazy what word...oh fuck...fuck her. "With all due respect to someone who locked me in a room by myself in a new world and didn't explain anything to me Fuck off." then her cursed horn glowed a golden sheen and I wish i would have headed her warning "Further more my Fuuuuuu...BUCKING NAME isn't....WHAT DID YOU DO?!?" I glared at her smug smile as Luna now had a roaring laughter "COCK...FUN...Fuuuu....BUCK! son of a whore...FUUUUUU...BUCK! why? why take away a joyous word like fuuuuu....BUCK?" Ok now i'm mad...Luna officially best princess...can respect the laughter not the control. I could only glare with all my being at this so called princess with all of the hate I could muster.

"Cobalt, my friend calm down." I did not lower my glare from Celestia as Luna addressed me. I am still to bucking angry. "Celestia, why did you take away his word?"

"It was disrespectful and it is funny...maybe after he answers my questions ill let him have it back." OK now i'm not giving an inch.

"Princesses..." I took a deep breath and then exhaled as i saw the waiter from before walk in with our food. "thank you for the meal but I think I will just go back to the room I was staying in because I no longer posses the mood required of me." I scooted my chair our slowly from the table and looked at the waiter "Once again I am sorry sir." seeing my french toast and cake on a plate looking delicious, and realizing i have no idea how to lift with my hooves. "I do have two questions and a favor to ask. Could you bring the cake and some apples to my room? and Whats your name? oh and lastly can you give my apology to the chef?" The waiter nodded at my first two requests and answered me in his smug tone "Sir Cobalt if i heard correctly...my name is unimportant. I am just a butler in the castle."
I shouted to him as he left "Well THANK YOU BUTTLES!" I looked at Luna who now looked a little sad, but as I glanced over to Celestia she looked a little annoyed.

"Cobalt...that is your name? Was that so hard to say? Now I have other Questions to ask of you...such as where"
I cut her off "I'm sorry did I not just say I no longer posses the mood required of me...let me teach you something...I refuse to be treated like an invalid and an idiot, I am not your child. Since I must EARN the right to words now. You must earn the friendship to hear me speak them. Good Day!"

Then I started to walk away when Celestia realized what i had said she sat up straighter and her horn glowed once again and then i was picked up in her golden aura and hovered directly in front of her and she said in a very angry mother Esq. voice "You will Respect me in my own kingdom, I understand you are frightened and annoyed but you will also understand I am a Princess of the Kingdom and you will show the respect i am deserved!" then she dropped me.

"Madam...Let's list off some points here...I am from a DIFFERENT PLANE OF EXISTENCE!!! where I am from there are no kings, and our highest officials still have to earn our respect. I was also raised to give respect to receive it...I have respected your staff and your sister, I have tried to Respect you, HAVE I HAD THAT COURTESY? plus I don't have to respect you until I am made a citizen of your kingdom." I wish i would have noticed the smirk she got immediately as i said that. "And to Top it all off....I SAID GOOD DAY!!" as I spun off with a huff I felt my tail slap against some random part of her and I couldn't believe the high I had. But fear struck me again as I saw Luna having a serious expression on her face and her horn lighting up.

It took me two hours to find my way back to the room I had left with luna earlier that day...but I realized early on if i was gunna be a pony id have to spend some time learning some things. I looked around the room I was given and actually looked, It was rather nice a fireplace with a fourposter bed and a desk. I also say a cart with two notes on it, one from Luna and one from the person who dropped off the cart.

Sir Cobalt,

I do not approve of how you ruined the princesses breakfast but I shall also not allow anyone within my charge go hungry, especially if they know to show respect to those below them...maybe due it to those above also.

Your Friend, Buttles

Looking over the first little note at least six times while trying to pick up an apple with my hooves and not my mouth, I couldn't help but smile at the fact that pony is cool with me calling him buttles...and maybe I should apologize to the princesses. Then I finally got the apple with my hoof and carried it to my face and chomped down on it...it was the sweetest apple i had ever had, I wonder what type it was. I went to reach for the other note when I heard Celestia say "Is this why my newest little pony had to leave...to be a glutton by himself."

I swallowed hard. "Celestia, I shall admit that I was a little angry this morning but I am not a morning person...and I may owe you an apology for storming out."

She eyed me up and down "I accept your apology for the disrespect you have shown me and my sister. Now will you explain why is it that you dislike me?"

"Celestia, I have no idea how to do anything here, I hate asking for help, I absolutly hate being treated like a child, and I don't trust easily. Your sister has earned it because she helped me from a tight spot." as I said that I gestured to the horn hole in the wall.

"Ok, Cobalt...how about this....I will let you hoof pick any one you find within this castle or its grounds to act as your assistant as you learn the ways of this land, and once you can...." her face lit up and she continued as I started to shake in fear "I will send you to a little town where another princess resides, she is the princess of friendship, once her and her friends say you are a treasured friend I will give you your word back."

I looked up into her eyes "I have your word? anyone within the castle that I choose...you won't care? And may I overstep and ask for one favor?"

She just looked down at me with a very happy smile and some of my earlier hate was melting away like snow on a hot day "Yes, anyone...well except me or Luna. Anyone within the castle you find and what may that favor be Cobalt?" I will admit she was really trying to not talk down to me.

"How did you levitate me?" After I said that I saw the first real smile burst across her face and she laughed...it isn't as nice as her sisters but it was still good. Celestia spent an hour explaining to me how spells and more specifically how the levitation spell worked, before she left to do her own work she made sure I could at least levitate 2 apples. I spent the majority of the day levitating things around my room just getting the hang of it. The sun was setting as I remembered Luna's note.

Dear Cobalt Constellation,

Allow me be the first to congratulate you on becoming a citizen of Equestria. That being said I would like to ask you if you would like to become a student of the night? It will let you have a steady income just for learning and I can get you your own residence in any city but you will need a assistant. I shall be waiting for your answer at dinner this evening at dinner.

Sincerely your friend,

Princess Luna

Reading that letter to myself over and over...all i could think was Celestia and Luna played me, or Celestia played Luna. Oh well i needed a job and I need to learn how this world works. I'll accept Luna's offer and ill go to this other princesses town...but first I gotta get a assistant. I grabbed my last apple in my silver aura and carried it above my head as i left my room to go find the dining hall again. I saw Luna after an hour of aimlessly wandering. "So my friend have you decided upon becoming a student of the night?"

I could only smile at her enjoying her friendship and dancing my apple around between us faking thinking about it...and then a creature that looked a lot like a tabby cat that jumped outta a window and swiped my apple and went to run for it, but Luna caught it in her magic before it could get more than two steps away. I looked at it...it was covered in silver fur with random splotches of black. "Oh my god this little thing is awesome." I almost immediately said

"I am not a thing...I am a proud catfolk and"

"Are you an orphan litte guy? can i call you annie?"

"MY NAME IS NOT ANNIE!!!" he said in a hiss "My name is..."

"OH my god Luna....Can I keep him?"

"I AM NOT SOME COMMON HOUSE CAT, I AM A CERTIFIED CITIZEN OF EQUESTRIA!!!"

"I'll Hug him and love him and call him George."

"YOU SHALL NOT HUG ME AND LOVE ME OR CALL ME GEOR..." I cut off the little bugger by jumping into luna's magic and started hugging him.

"Accept it George! Just Accept it...but in all seriousness why did you take my apple? and Do you want to be my assistant?" The cat started to pout put I saw Luna smile and release her magic but I immediately cast mine on him and levitated him next to me and said "You my little friend and I will talk about this after dinner with the princesses." I then heard him audibly gulp as if he was scared of what they would do to him. I just whispered "Don't worry little guy...your my little bro. I'll watch out for you, and I know the princesses wont hurt you." then we walked the rest of the way to dinner.

I sat in the same seat as I did earlier and set the little guy next to me. We lost Luna cause she had to go lower the moon. so I decided to ask him the two important questions. "So little guy what's your name? and would you like to be my assistant?" He glared at me, he didn't say a word, didn't move an inch. "I am sorry. I shouldn't have treated you like that especially with how much i hate it too. Ok...how about this...until I get an answer I wont use my only spell on you AND if i don't like your answer I will not use my magic to force you." Then he smiled...and clawed me down the face "SON OF A BITCH!!! MOTHER BUCKER!!! WHY? I SAID SORRY!!!" Then he laughed his ass off rolled outta his chair onto the ground crying in his laughter...the asshole. Once a couple of seconds passed of me fighting the urge to throw him out a window...he finally noticed I kept my word.

"Ok...I'll be your assistant, my name is Zero." Then he put his paw out to shake. I immediately took it and then the princesses walked in, They looked at me shaking his hand, with the scratch down my muzzle and us both smiling, but once again every party needs a pooper... "Hi auntie Celestia." AND thats what we invited you fore.

"Zero, why are you here? I thought you had an adoption interview today?"

"I skipped it...and got a new offer to be like spike."

"NO!"

"Come on auntie?"

"Your a Child"

"In pony years....in a cat village id already be allowed to have a job"

They went on like this for awhile...I started laughing a while into it because Celestia didn't realise I was the one who asked him. the argument got booring FAST! so i cut it "Celestia....your deal was ANYONE I FIND within the castle will be my assistant from you, AND I need an assistant from being Luna's Student" Zero smiled seeing how once again I said id back him up and kept my word. But Celestia wouldn't go down without a fight apparently.

"No...Cobalt, he needs a family."

"Ill adopt him. Where I come from a good friend is better than any family"

"What income do you have?"

"Whatever official student of the night has?" Luna beamed when I said this but Celestia started to look defeated.

"Where is your place of residence?"

Now Luna let louse a barking laugh that shook every chair in the room. she slammed her hoof down on the table trying to calm herself and then she said "I have procured my student an old Arcade just within ponyville's boarders. This is a great day...my newest student out maneuvering my sister without knowing he was even on the board." Zero was looking between Luna and Celestia back and forth waiting for a decision to happen one way or the other...it got really awkward Zero and I placed our orders for dinner while Celestia glared at Luna and Luna just had a joyous grin on her face.

Then Celestia let out a deep sigh and said "Zero, your mother was a very good friend...s\Spike will update me on how Cobalt treats you. Cobalt...if I hear you are mistreating Zero.."Celestia's Fur suddenly darkened to a hardened magma and her hair burst into flames"..I WILL USE ALL OF THE POWER BEHIND ME TO END YOU!" she then turned back but everyone at the table had the same thought as me OH SHIT!

"Umm, Auntie Celestia....so am i adopted?"

"Ask your friend Cobalt." at this point celestia reverted back to her normal form. Zero looked over to my still shocked face and shoved me in the chest, knocking me out of my shock and re-asking.

"Cobalt. So am i you little brother or what?"

"Yup you are Zero Constellation..enjoy it...but before that's officially done." I jumped off my chair and tackled him to the ground in a hug while petting him with my other hoof "I TOLD YOU ID HUG YOU AND LOVE YOU AND BEST OF ALL CALL YOU GEORGE!!!" That put a smile back on Celestias face but had Zero really pissed. I let Zero go and got back in my chair...then looked at the two princesses with a huge smile on my face. "So now I have my assistant, what else do I need to be a student of the night? and I guess what else to move?"

Luna spoke up and cut off Celestia in her excitement "You need to know the spell to send me magical letters. Zero was friends with spike so he knows the type of parchment you will need. And you just need a topic...for now it'll be society. The building you are moving to used to be a Arcade, I will give you the money to furnish it and make it livable and you can run the shop if you want. Other than that I will send a letter to Princess Twilight and tell her of your arrival tomorrow."

I just nodded and the rest of dinner went with no changes...as I went to leave Celestia was glaring in my direction and Zero was sitting looking at his empty plate. "sorry little guy." I lifted Zero with my magic and plopped him on my back "Come on lets talk." Celestia still glared at me the entire way out,

"Cobalt, If you hug me and call me george again I will hurt you."

"Fine"

"Wh....why did you help me against Celestia...you don't even know me?"

"why did you accept being adopted and being my assistant...you don't know me?"

"Ok then who are you?"

For later than i would like to admit me and Zero talked and talked ironing out a brotherhood that wouldn't be broken for anything. He was apparently really excited to get out of Canterlot because of his words "Cats are not supposed to be surrounded by cement."

Author's Note

i will admit the luna student thing is kinda cheesy. but im at a point of im going to be hated but i like reading cheesy and dumb puns and everybody i like is slow at updating