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If The Emperor was in Equestria

by The Warmaster
I went to Comicon as the Emperor. I get sent to Equestria. IN THE GOLDEN THRONE!

(This is a Displaced Story. If you hate them, please leave)
People don't know how agonizing it is being alone for a few thousand years, stuck in a chair the whole time. Let me tell you, it's not fun. Then, this teeny weeny 'Princess' shows up and acts like she's the boss. Oh, and Sparklebutt is there too.

So, how did this happen? It's was probably that angsty Merchant asshole. Should never have bought from him. News flash kids: when a creepy Merchant guy walks up to you with very desirable wares, walk the fuck away. It's a damn trap.



But the worst part of my endless torment? I'm a fucking corpse sitting on a golden throne, writhing in agony as I slowly decay into nothingness.

....fuck you, Merchant Asshole.

And Sparklebutt, JUST. FUCKING. STOP.

(If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device)

Teen
Incomplete
Crossover
Profanity
Violence
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Warhammer
Comedy
 
DPMPO

35767 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

23 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One: I have alot to complain about 2015-10-09 20:25:22 UTC
    1027
  2. Chapter Two: Meeting the Other Horses 2015-10-10 13:11:39 UTC
    916
  3. Chapter Three: Discord's Reign and Sombrero. 2015-10-10 22:40:36 UTC
    448
  4. Chapter Four: Nightmare Moon Inquisitorial Spam 2015-10-12 05:07:33 UTC
    633
  5. Chapter 4.5: Amazing Answers From The Emperor 2015-10-12 19:31:31 UTC
    630
  6. Chapter Five: 'Fabulous' is a very strong word 2015-10-18 22:56:43 UTC
    901
  7. Chapter Six: Ponies overreact. Alot 2015-10-20 22:10:14 UTC
    1207
  8. Chapter Seven: Orks 2015-11-17 20:40:22 UTC
    3017
  9. Chapter Eight: Discord 2015-11-23 20:38:53 UTC
  10. Chapter Nine: War, Space Marines, and Poker 2015-12-09 21:41:35 UTC
    1823
  11. Side Chapter One: Conversion? Fuck That I'm The Emperor You Pricks 2015-12-10 22:01:41 UTC
    1036
  12. Chapter Ten: The Emperor Really Hates Tau 2015-12-11 16:51:47 UTC
    2657
  13. Chapter Eleven: BAN HAMMER YOU STUPID INQUISITION 2016-03-02 15:31:29 UTC
  14. Chapter Twelve: What's In The Armor? 2016-03-11 22:41:31 UTC
    3461
  15. Chapter Thirteen: Corgie Genocide 2016-08-12 23:10:15 UTC
    1828
  16. Chapter Fourteen: The Changeligs are Coming! The Changelings are Coming! 2016-11-01 00:25:02 UTC
    1581
  17. Chapter Fifteen: Shit Happens, SEASON ONE FINALE 2016-12-21 02:43:01 UTC
    1346
  18. Season 2, Chapter One, Part I: Mucking about 2017-05-04 18:40:31 UTC
    1764
  19. Season 2, Chapter 1, Part 2: Party Interruptions 2017-06-04 00:46:00 UTC
    906
  20. Season 2, Episode Two: The Emperor goes for a walk 2017-07-03 07:48:21 UTC
    2266
  21. Season 2, Episode Three: The Hostage Situation 2017-09-25 21:26:46 UTC
    3033
  22. Season 2, Chapter Four: Dragons (and how to tame them) 2018-04-16 21:32:19 UTC
    2944
  23. Season 2, Chapter 5: trouble brews... 2018-06-13 18:45:46 UTC
    2343