The promise couple

by C T Lilly

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Equestria Girls, Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 25100

Alex and Alejandra get back after a two year road trip around the country. They need to make all new friends, and readjust to the school. And boy do they love sport bikes.

Thank you to BlueSun52, BRyeMC, Azure_Shadow, ragga_muffin, Grann, KillerRobotQuote, AC Punk, CogWing, The Red Hood, CosmicAlchemist, celtic_fire and Zeroxdoom for allowing me to use their OC's in this fic.

Alex and his girlfriend Alejandra come back to Canterlot after a two year road trip around the country. They need to make new friends, and readjust to the school. Who knows, maybe they have some dirt as to why they are together.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-08 02:58:16 UTC

Chapter one

Two people on two sport bikes, a Ducati 848 and a Kawasaki zx10r, roared into the CHS parking lot. One was wearing a black track suit, the other was wearing a red track suit. The one in red removed their helmet, revealing a girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, and a peachish skin color. The one in black was a guy with short brown hair, red eyes, and the same skin color as the girl. The two put their kick stands down and walked to the front of the bikes.

"That was fun." The guy said.

"Yup, I can't argue their." The girl said.

"I'm gonna head inside, we're suppose to have a tour guide show us around the school, so I'll make sure we wait for you. Apparently they did some remodeling so the place is a bit different then it was two years ago." The guy said. The girl nodded and tried to fix her hair in one of her mirrors.

"Oh! Alex wait!" The girl said, the guy turned back to face her.

"What? Alejandra, I swear if you forgot something again." The girl rolled her eyes with a smile and tossed Alex a set of keys.

"You left your key in the ignition genius." She chuckled.

"Right, sorry sweetie." Alex said.

"It's alright Hun." Alejandra said.

Alex walked into Canterlot high school for the first time in two years. Both him and Alejandra went on a road trip around the country, so they had finally gotten back. Alex looked around, the place had changed a bit since he left. The paint was new, the front doors were new, and there was a new vibe in the air. Alex couldn't explain it, but it felt welcoming. Alejandra had finally walked in after a few minutes. she looked around for a second, trying to take it all in. She saw her boyfriend looking at some trophies in a display case. She walked over to check on him.

"Hey, whatcha lookin' at?" She asked.

"These trophies, they're all recent ones. I don't remember CHS winning that many trophies before. Even on a good year, they still had a few older trophies in this case." Alex said. Alejandra shrugged and put her hand on his shoulder.

"I think we need to be looking for our tour guide sweetie." She said, giving him a quick kiss. Alex nodded and they began looking. A girl, roughly their age, approached them. She had red and yellow hair, an orangish yellow skin color, and blue eyes. She was wearing a black leather jacket, blue jeans, black boots, and a turquoise blouse. She smiled at the two newcomers.

"Hi, welcome to Canterlot high school. my name is Sunset Shimmer, I'm your tour guide." She said. Sunset seemed to take notice off their track outfits, because she was looking at what they were wearing. "Did you just get back from a race?" Sunset asked.

"Uh, no. You see, we ride sport bikes, so it's wise to wear a track suit when riding one." Alex said.

"I think you and my boyfriend will get along very well then." She said. "Well, let me give you the tour."

After roughly twenty minutes passed, they were finishing up the tour. The last place they went to see was the music room.

"My friends and I used this room a lot, we practice and work on new songs in here." Sunset said.  She opened the door to the room. There were six other girls inside. "Meet Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie pie, Fluttershy, and twilight sparkle." Rainbow Dash had cyan skin, rainbow colored hair, and magenta eyes. She was wearing a skirt with shorts under them, a pair of converses, a white Tshirt with a rainbow lighting bolt shooting out of a cloud, and a blue shirt on top of that.

Applejack had orange skin, green eyes, and blonde hair. She was wearing a pair of cowgirl boots, a jean skirt, a white button up shirt, and a Stetson on her head. Rarity had purple hair, white skin, and blue eyes. She was wearing a pair of purple boots, a purple skirt with three diamonds on it, and a white top. Next was Fluttershy, she had yellow skin, blue eyes, and light pink hair. She was wearing white shoes with knee high socks, a green skirt with white fringes and three butterflies on it, and a white tank top. Second to last was Pinkie Pie, she had fluffy pink hair, pink skin, and blue eyes. She was wearing light blue boots, a pink skirt with three balloons on it, a white shirt with a heart on it, and a light blue shirt on top of it. And last was twilight, she had purple skin, purple eyes, and dark purple hair with one pink stripe and one magenta stripe running through it. She was wearing black dress shoes, knee high socks, a plad skirt, glasses, and a sweater vest on top of a blue dress shirt.

"Sup?" Rainbow asked. she looked at their outfits. "Um, did you just get back from a race?" Alex pinched the bridge of his nose. Sunset smiled.

"These two ride sport bikes, they kind of have to wear them for safety reasons." Sunset explained.

"Cool! You ride sport bikes too?!" Rainbow asked.

"Yup, I ride a Ducati 848 and my girlfriend here rides a kawasaki zx10r." Alex said.

"Awesome! Now I have some one to ride with other than soul! No offense sunset, but he drives to slow. I have to keep slowing down just so he can keep up!" Rainbow dash said.

"Well dash, it looks like ya have your self some people to ride with. At least ah won't have to hear you complainin' bout how slow they are. Ah swear every time she goes out ridin', she comes back in a bad mood all b'cause she can't go fast." Applejack said.

"Her and our dog both. Our dog loves being in the car when we get on the highway, but she gets in a bad mood when ever we have to go through traffic." Alejandra said. Fluttershyspoke up for the first time when she mentioned their dog.

"What breed of dog is it?" Fluttershy asked softly.

"It's a chocolate lab. I think I have a picture of her on me." Alejandra said. She pulled out a photo and handed it to Fluttershy.

"Oh, it's so cute." She said in a soft tone.

"You must be an animal person huh?" Alejandra asked.

"Oh yes, I love animals. I work at an animal shelter where I feed them, take care of them, and find them new homes." Fluttershy said.

"Neat." Alejandra said.

"Alejandra, I think your track suit is too red, it's hurting my eyes just starring at it." Alex said.

"Oh nonsense darling, it's the perfect shade of red. It really matches her hair and eyes." Rarity said.

"Thank you Rarity." Alejandra said.

"Oh it's my pleasure darling, if you ever need an outfit or fashion advice, you let me know right away. I own a boutique where I make dresses and sell them, and I would be happy to help you." The fashionista said.

"Thank you, I'll have to take you up on that some time. Hey, we're having a party at our house later this week, it's sort of a welcome to Canterlot thing. You girls can come if you want." Alejandra said.

"Ooo! I love parties! They're soooo fun! I can bring cake and cookies if you want!" Pinkie said, her statement filled with energy.

"Before we leave, do you girls have anyone you would like to invite? because I'm pretty sure the look on sunsets face means she wants to take her boyfriend. Raise your hand if you wanna invite your boyfriend." Alex said. All seven girls raised their hands. "Alright, there's seven of you, add seven more and that's fourteen people. Alright, I got an idea of how much food I should have. So yeah, I guess we'll see you all later then." Alex said. All the girls waved as the two walked off to their first class.

Big game

It was Wednesday, and every one at CHS was excited. People were wearing a set of fake horse ears, and fake horse tails. People were mingling in the halls, talking, laughing, and even playing games. Amoung all of this, was a group of friends talking.

"YES! I can believe that the soccer team is going to the finals!" Rainbow dash said enthusiastically.

"Thats awesome dash! You and the team really worked hard all season." Sunset said with a smile.

"Worked hard? We worked our buts off! Hours and hours off practice, hard work and sweat. But it was totally worth it!" Rainbow said.

"Ah'll say. this is the biggest game of the year, do ya think ya can win?" Applejack said.

"Of course we'll win! They've got me on their team! I'm the best player they've got!" Rainbow dash said, stroking her own ego.

"Ah'm just concerned that your ego will cost us the game. Ya do tend ta'h get uh little big headed sometimes." Applejack said.

"Ppppfffff! Please! Since when do I get big headed?!" Rainbow dash asked.

"Well, there is the battle of the bands when ya did that guitar solo. And when ya told flash that our playing could use uh little work." Applejack said, raising one eyebrow. Rainbow dash rolled her eyes at applejack, clearly mad that she brung that up.

"Aw, cheer up Dashie! I'm sure you'll win tonight's game!" Pinkie said. Rainbow dash perked up at that statement.

"If it helps, I can cheer you on from the crowd. Woohoo." Fluttershy commented. Rainbow dash face palmed. Sunset shimmer smiled.

"I'm sure you'll do find Rainbow dash. Nobody has worked as hard as you have to win this game." Sunset said. The school bell rang, telling the students to get to their classes. "Sounds like class is about to start. So I'd better get going, I'll see you all around." Sunset said with a smile, the group of girls waved her good bye and walked to their respective classes. Rainbow dash had mechanics class first, she walked in and took a seat. She put her feet up on the table and waited for the teacher to walk in. Alex suddenly ran into the class, he was panting really hard. He turned to one of the first students he saw.

"Did the teacher already get here?!" Alex asked. The person shook their head. Alex dropped to his knees. "Oh thank god! I thought I was going to be late." Alex got up and looked for an empty seat, the only seat he saw was at a table with rainbow dash. He walked up and sat down at the square table.

"Sup?" Rainbow said.

"The usual." Alex said. "Hey, do you know what's got everyone here in such a good mood?" Alex asked.

"There's a big soccer game tonight! If we win this game, then we are the season champions! Everybody is gonna be there! Are you and Alejandra going?" Rainbow dash asked.

"Do the tickets cost money?" Alex asked.

"Uh, yeah, why?" Rainbow asked.

"Well then probably not, the move has left us a little stripped of cash at the moment. Sorry Rainbow, I wish I could, but you know how money is." Alex said.

"I could hook you up with some tickets." Rainbow said.

"Really? You would do that?" Alex asked.

"Of course! I never leave a friend hangin'!" Rainbow said.

"Thanks Dash. You didn't have to." Alex said.

"Sure thing man." Rainbow said. The teacher walked into the room. He was a tall guy, not too buff, but not lanky either.

"Alright everyone. Take your seats, we will begin shortly. But first, we have new student. Mr. Alex, would you like to come up and introduce yourself." He said.

"Sure." Alex got up and walked to the front of the room. "Hello, I'm not gonna repeat my name, but I am tell you a little bit about myself. I ride sport bikes, I'm a mottovlogger, I own my own house here in Canterlot, and I live there with my girlfriend." The class all let out a collective 'ooo'. Alex smiled and chuckled. "Hey get your minds out of the gutter, we haven't done that! Yet..." Alex joked. Everyone, including the teacher laughed. "Um other than that, my YouTube name is (to be determined) and I do mottovlogs on my sportbike. So yeah that's enough of me, I'll return you back to our teacher now." Alex walked back to his seat and sat down.

"Thank you Mr. Alex. Now, today we are learning how to wire up light strips to a motor vehicle." The teacher said. A guy at the table behind him tapped his shoulder.

"Hey." He said.

"Hey man what's up?" Alex asked.

"I just wanted to say I watch your videos, I'm Clyde by the way. I'm Rarity's boyfriend." He said.

"nice to meet you Clyde. Your the first fan I've met believe it or not." Alex said, shaking Clyde's hand.

"Yeah, um, Ive been meaning to ask you, what bike do you have? I couldn't fine out what it is from anywhere on your channel." Clyde asked.

"Oh, it's a Ducati 848. I've commented what it is a few times, but it just sort of gets lost in the sea of comments. And trust me, ain't nobody got time to go lookin for it." Alex said. "Are you going to the game tonight?" Alex asked.

"Yeah, me and my friends are gonna be there with our ladies. You wanna join us?" Clyde asked.

"Sure, I'm bringing my girlfriend too, so maybe she'll make some friends." Alex said.

"Alright, I'll see you there man." Clyde said, extending his hand.

"Yeah, you too." Alex said, shaking Clydes hand.

Lunch time.

There was a large field, surrounded by trees. It was spring, the temperature wasn't to hot, or too cool. In the field, a little boy was running. He was no older then eight, and he wore a shirt with a nas car on it. The kid was running around, making engine noises. He was imagining that he was in a race, and he was winning. The boy stopped when he saw a girl his age being picked on by a group of boys.

"You can't race! That's a guy thing!" one of them snarled.

"Why does it matter? I'm not hurting anybody." the girl asked.

"Yeah, but you would probably make it all girly!" another taunted.

"I would not!" she yelled.

"Would too." one mocked, pushing the girl to the ground. The little eight year old boy watching walked toward them. "What do you want?" the kid snarled.

"leave her alone!" he pulled his fist back and hit the kid in the face, he kicked another in the shin. "Now get lost! Before you make me really mad." the kid got up off the ground and ran, his gang following behind. "Hey, are you alright?" the boy asked.

"Yes, thank you for helping me." she said.

"I'm Alex, what's your name?" the boy said.

"I'm Alejandra." she said.

"Well Alejandra, as long as your with me, I won't let anyone hurt you, ever again." eight year old Alex said.

"Promise?" eight year old Alejandra asked.

"Promise." Alex said. The scene faded into blackness, and another scene Emerged. The same boy was now twelve years old, and he was hitting someone different in the face this time. The guy hit the ground with a thud.

"Now get lost, before you really piss me off." the boy said. The guy on the ground got up and ran. Twelve year old Alex knelt down I front of Alejandra, who was on her knees crying. Alejandra looked up, into Alex's eyes. "See, I told you I would let anyone hurt you." he said. Alejandra wrapped Alex into a hug.

The scene faded again, and Alex opened his eyes. He had woken up from the sound of his alarm clock going off. Alex turned the alarm off and got out of bed. He walked toward the hallway and opened a door. Alejandra was sleeping in her bed.

"Alejandra..." He knocked on the door frame to her room. "Alejandra sweetie you need to wake up. I'm waking you up early so we can go on a ride before school." A groggy Alex said.

"Alright, I'm up." Alejandra said.

The couple jumped onto their bikes and took off. Alejandra had a better start because her bike could get from zero to sixty faster. But Alex followed close behind her once he had gotten up to speed. They raced through the town, doing wheelies, stoppies, and burn outs all morning. The two laughed and goffed around. They were having fun just riding around at one hundred miles per hour. They stopped at a few places to eat and look at things, but they still had an hour to kill. The decided to hit the twisties along a road that ran through the forests edges. It was a scenic route that a lot of people took, perfect for horsing around on. if they got in a wreck, they wouldn't have to wait long for people to come.

They hit the road, leaning as far over as they could around each turn. They were pro's at twisties, and they knew the road better then even a gps. Each lean brought them with in inches of the ground. they had a blast just flying around turns, and enjoying the scenery as it flew by them. They knew one thing that kept them from wiping out, never shift gears when your in the middle of a twisty. The sudden increase in torque will send the bikes rear tire (and the bike it's self.) sliding out from under you mid turn. Your gear will protect you, but there is no garentee you'll find your bike in one Piece. The two finished the last turn on the road and re-entered the town. They stopped at a red light, and shared a high five.

It was now mid-day, and Alex and Alejandra were heading to lunch. They were excited, they would get to meet the people that couldn't make it to the game the night before. Alex and Alejandra walked through the cafeteria doors. they scanned the room for anyone familiar. Alejandra spotted Rainbow Dash's hair, she tapped Alex on the arm and signaled him to follow. She followed the polychromatic hair color all the way to its source, and lead Alex to the table. Alejandra was welcomed by warm smiles.

"Nice to see you again darling! How were your first three classes?" Rarity asked.

"They were wonderful, I had music, and gym. So how has your day been?" Alejandra asked.

"Oh it's been just wonderful." As Alejandra and Rarity talked, alex Sat down. He looked to the person next to him. He had white hair, blue eyes, and a similar skin color to Alex. Alex gave him a nod.

"Sup?" He asked. "Names Alex." He extended his hand toward the guy. The man took his hand and shook it.

"Soul, Soul Writer." He said.

"Oh, so your the one that Sunset mentioned. She mention how you ride a motorcycle." Alex said.

"Yeah, I ride a Harley." Soul said.

"Let me guess, softail?" Alex asked.

"Yup, how did you guess?" Soul asked.

"Their awesome bikes. I personally ride crotch rockets, but that's because I'm more of a speed demon." Alex said.

"That's understandable, everyone has different tastes in motorcycles." Soul said.

"Alex, you simply must tell me how you and Alejandra came together. I'm dying to know the story." Rarity said. Alex had a flashback to his dream.

"I won't let anyone hurt you, ever again." said a young boys voice.

"Promise?" a little girls voice said.

"Promise."

Alex snapped out of his trance to find Rarity snapping her fingers in front of his eyes. He recoiled a bit, startled at the sudden appearance of the hand.

"Are you alright Alex? You seem you have spaced out for a moment." Rarity said.

"Yeah, yeah I'm fine." Alex said. "Everyone might want to get comfortable, this is a long story."

The trip - part 1 planning the trip

"And there's the V-twin engine, the exhaust sound, the comfort."

"Soul." Alex said.

"The power, the badass look."

"Soul."

"The vibration of the engine, the-"

"SOUL!" Alex shouted.

"Yeah?" Soul replied.

"If I buy a Harley so you don't have to ride alone, will you please shut up?" Alex asked.

"Yep." Soul said. Alex sighed.

"Alright, let's go get me one then. Clyde, your with us." Alex said.

"What, why?" Clyde asked.

"Because I have a joke you are going to like, now come on." Alex said.

"And I was half way threw the picture of the whale and this guy asks, what are you drawing? I said, your family." Alex says.

"Haha! Funny!" Clyde said.

The boys walked into a local Harley Davidson dealership. they looked around at the massive amount of bikes. They all took a deep breath of air, taking in the new bike smell. They all exhaled and sat there for a moment.

"Welp, let's get started." Alex said.

"Do you even know what bike you want?" Clyde asked.

"I have a couple I would like to take a look at. First up, the Vrod." Alex said, approaching a bike. He sat down on it and instantly noticed something, the bike was huge compare to him. He sat there for a few seconds, just looking straight ahead wide wide eyes. "Ok, nope." Alex said while dismounting the bike.

"What's wrong with the Vrod?" Clyde asked.

"It makes me feel small, and I don't like feeling small." Alex said.

"Well you are the shortest in the group." Soul said, earning a death stare from Alex.

"I'll have you know I'm a comfortable 5 foot 4 inches tall. Ok, next is the wide glide." Alex sat on the bike seat, and he felt even smaller then the last one. "fffffffFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-"

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The boys walked up to yet another bike. They had probably gone through almost every bike in the store, and they all made Alex feel small. Alex's hair was a mess and his eyes were bloodshot. He looked really pissed off.

"Ok, the last one we have yet to check out is the 48." Clyde said. He pointed to the sportster 48 with a black tank. The bike had twelve inch mini apes and a set of shorty levers.

"I swear to god, if this one makes me feel tiny I'll!-"

"Buy a grom." Soul said, he received a horrifying death stare from Alex. Alex positioned himself to sit on the bike.

"WELL LETS JUST SEE HOW TINY THIS ONE MAKES ME FE-hey, this one actually feels perfect." Alex said. "They put the bars at a comfortable height. The seat feels great, the clutch feels smooth as butter. AND I DONT FEEL TINY! Hallelujah!" Alex said.

"Well great, looks like you can get soul to be quiet." Clyde said.

"Hey!" Soul said.

"I'm gonna buy it!" Alex said. He pushed the bike in first gear (very very hard to do BTW) and started to make his way to the front desk. Soul and Clyde looked on in shock. Soul ran up to Alex and stopped him.

"Can I try pushing it?!" He asked.

"You can try, but there's no garentee you'll succeed." Alex said as he let soul try. Soul tried to push it in every conceivable way, but couldn't even get it a millimeter.

"Man, how much does this thing weigh?!" Asked a frustrated soul.

"About five hundred pounds." Alex said. "And it's in first gear." He pushed the bike again and continued to the front desk. Once there, he sat the bike down on the kickstand in front of the desk. The clerk looked like he had just seen superman fly by. "I would like to purchase this bike." The clerk locked eyes with Alex.

"W-will that be c-cash or c-credit?" The clerk asked.

"Cash." Alex said. The cashier rung up the purchase.

"That will be $13,000." The clerk said. Alex handed over the money and the cashier gave him the key to the bike.

"Thank you." Alex said. Clyde rushed up to him and grabbed him by the shoulders.

"How did you push that thing?" Clyde asked.

"I can push a lot of weight when I'm mad or just really full of energy. I have a lot of unused energy right now, so I think I may head to my cabin for a weekend." Alex said.

"You have a cabin?" Soul asked.

"Yep, and it's a mile away from a boardwalk. trust me, they know how to party down there. You'll swear that they must be drunk to just start dancing the way they do, but they never are." Alex said. Clyde put on a black hoodie and pulled the hood up.

"Legend once told of a place where man could really party, with out any alcohol. You must take us to this holly land." Clyde said. He removed his hood and returned to normal.

"Ok... We'll make it a weekend bro-out. You can gather the guys I haven't met, and we shall shove off on Saturday. You can invite them, so long as they are boyfriends to the girls. I don't trust the others with this sacred party zone." Alex said.

"Sure, we'll invite Swift, Straight, Zero, Night, Treble, Daemon and Warhawk to join us." Soul said.

"That makes.... Ten of us. I'll ride the new bike there to break in the engine." Alex said. "Now go! Be free my children! Spreed the word to the other seven!" Alex shouted. He started the bike and drove it out of the store.... And across the street to a gas station because they never bothered to fill the tank before he left. As he filled the tank he cupped his hand in front of his mouth.

"Spread the word!" He shouted from across the street.

"So... Finally have someone to ride with.... No longer have to ride alone.... You know, you should get a-" Soul was cut of by Clyde.

"Don't even think about pulling that with me. You pulled it with Alex, but I'll get you if you do it to me."

The trip - part 2

Alex was riding his new Harley Davidson 48 with Soul on their trip up to Alex's cabin. Alex was jamming out to his favorite Song on his Bluetooth headset. He noticed that soul was staring at him, he turned off the music.

"What?" Alex asked soul.

"I can hear that you know. Your using the Bluetooth headset we use to talk to each other." Soul said.

"And?" Alex asked.

"That stuff is just-never mind." Soul said. Alex shrugged and put on the Next song.

"So how big is it?" Soul asked. Alex smirked under his helmet.

"Oh, it's longer then thirteen inches." He said. He laughed.

"No, I mean the cabin!" Soul said.

"It's pretty big as far as cabins go. Still not as big as my dick though." Alex said.

"Oh would you stop it!" Soul shouted.

"Alright! Jezz, Clyde would have found that funny." Alex mumbled.

The two bikes stopped out front of the cabin. The two guys stopped their engines and removed their helmets.

"Woah dude!" Soul said. "How did you afford this!? Oh who am I kidding, your a youtuber, of course you make enough for this!" Soul said.

"Actually, youtubers don't make lots of money like people think they do." Alex said.

"Well then how did you afford this?" Soul asked.

"You'd be surprised what you can do when you know how to save money properly. How do you think I was able to pay CASH for this bike?" Alex said.

"Good point."

"So when will the others be here? I'm dying to meet the rest of them." Alex said.

"Well, according to Clyde, they should be here in fifteen minutes." Soul said.

"Alright, then let's get the shit out of our saddlebags and get settled in. Oh, and I've already picked my room, it's the one with the huge window." Alex said.

"Sounds like a plan." Soul said.

Alex opened the front door with his key and they walked inside. Soul gawked at how large the place was. Soul pulled out his phone and snapped a picture of the enormous place, he didn't hesitate to send it to Clyde and the others. While soul looked around, Alex walked up to his room and place his stuff out on the bed. Once he had everything set up, he walked down the stairs, taking notice that three cars had just pulled up. There was a mussel car with the engine protruding from the hood, a camo painted jeep with a large amount of lights and attachments on it, and finally an SUV. Alex walked outside to greet them. They all got out of their cars and streched their backs. Alex chuckled a bit.

"Alright, for all those who don't know, I'm Alex. I'm the one who invited you all here for a good time." Alex said.

"Sup, I'm Straight Edge." The man with the mussel car said.

"I'm Warhawk." The one in the jeep said, he was clearly uncomfortable around Alex.

"I can tell you and I are going to get along. Let me guess, you have aspergers?" Alex asked. Warhawk just nodded. "i feel sorry for ya brotha-OH MY GOD ITS BATMAN!" He said pointing to a man standing on top of the SUV.

"I'm the hero this story deserves, but not the one it ne-"

"No, that's just Treble." Clyde said.

"Dammit Clyde! Why did the author have to be an ass and make you sell me out?!" Treble shouted.

"Author, what autho-" Alex was cut off by Warhawk.

"He thinks we're all just works of fiction for a community of pony loving dudes."

"Well that's just ridiculous." Alex said.

"Yeah? Well there's a banana in your left pocket." Treble said.

"No there's no-hey where did this banana come from?" Alex said.

"Don't ask. It's better if you don't question it." Straight said.

"Ok, moving on with the introductions. Who are you?" Alex asked, pointing to a cyan colored guy.

"I'm Swift, Swift Justice." He said.

"I'm Night." A dark blue boy with reddish brown hair said.

"Nice to meet you two." Alex said. "Anyone else?"

"Yep. There's two more." Clyde said.

"Well, don't all introduce yourselves at once." Alex said sarcastically.

"I'm Zero." A man with grey skin and black hair said.

"And I'm Daemon." The last said.

"Alright then, hello everyone. Incase you didn't hear me the first time, I'm Alex. I'm five foot four inches tall, I like heavy metal, I'm a big fan of dirty jokes and I ride crotch rockets. Or as they should be called, Sportbike's." Alex said.

"Huh, I didn't notice how short you were with you standing on the front porch." Straight said.

"I may be the shortest here, but that puts me at a perfect height for ripping some dicks off." Alex said. Everyone but Straight cupped there hands over there crotches for protection. "I'm kidding." Alex said.

"Wait, if you ride crotch rockets, then who owns the other Harley?" Warhawk asked.

"That's mine. Soul made me buy it." Alex said.

"I heard that!" Soul shouted from inside the cabin.

"Hey you made me drop thirteen grand on that bike so you would shut up! You could have just made me bend the fuck over, but no! You had to make me shovel out money for it!" Alex said.

"Hey the writer isn't censoring us anymore!" Treble said.

"Shut the fuck up, the adults are talking right now." Alex said.

"Hey! That wasn't very nice!" Treble said.

"And I don't give a shit! If you haven't noticed, being around all these new people is kinda stressing me out!" Alex said.

"Hey, I can't find out how to work the shower!" Soul said.

"Did you try working the shaft!?" Alex said. Clyde chuckled.

"Dude, what the hell got up your ass?" Straight said.

"Didn't I just say Im stressed out right now? I don't deal with introductions very well, especially when They are awkward like this one." Alex said.

"Dude, just take a deep breath." Night said. Alex face palmed.

"I can't wait to go to that party tonight. At least then I can let go of everything and have fun." Alex mumbled to himself.

The trip - part 3 party is about to start!

By two o'clock pm, everyone was settled and unpacked. Alex decided to order some pizza, so he decided to ask the others for what they wanted.

"Hey, I'm ordering pizza for dinner. What does everyone want?" Alex asked.

"Pepperoni!" Treble shouted from Alex's pocket.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

The doorbell rang and Alex peaked out the window. He saw a car waiting outside with the resteraunt name on it.

"Pizzas here!" Alex said. He answered the door, he paid the man and took the pizza boxes to the dinning room. Treble was the first to enter the room.

"Hey Alex? The fuck are we doing after dinner?" Treble asked.

"After dinner, it's party time." Alex said with a grin. "We headin to the boardwalk after this, for a night of  debauchery."

"Awesome! We love parties!"

"We? Treble, who are you referring to when you say we?" Alex asked.

"Okay, this might sound crazy.... But I have two inner voices I talk with in my head." Treble said.

"So, like a deadpool kinda thing." Alex asked.

"Yup!" Treble said with a smile.

"Dude.... That.... Is.... Awesome!" Alex said.

"I know right! Oh, and I have one thing I have to do really quick. Hi ragga_muffin!" Treble said, looking off into space.

"Who's ragga_muffin?" Alex asked.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Well, that's enough chitchat! YO! FUCKBUCKETS! PIZZAS HERE!" Treble shouted up the stairs. The floor started to shake and Treble was standing at the bottom of the steps, eyes wide open. Suddenly, all of the other guys trampled poor Treble. Alex just watched in horror as they stepped on him. Night was the last one down the stairs, he bounced off Trebles stomach and ran for the dinning room. Alex walked over to Treble.

"You alright man?" Alex asked.

"Yeah, I only feel like I've been sat on by an elephant!" He said.

"Why are you shouting?" Alex asked.

"I am!?" Treble asked.

"Oh boy. Well, let's get you some pizza." Alex positioned himself under Trebles arm, and helped him to the kitchen.

"Thanks Alex, your a good friend. Hey, can I call you Al?" Treble asked.

"What ever helps you sleep at night, and what ever stops you from asking me over and over again." Alex said.

"Alright, then ONWARD! TO THE KITCHEN AL!" Treble said. Alex sighed.

Once at the board walk, the boys were tasked with finding parking spots. This wasn't to hard for Soul and Alex, they decided to ride their motorcycles there. They could easily park in the same spot. But it was the others that would have a hard time, or so they thought. As Alex and soul were walking toward the boardwalk, they were met by the others.

"Well you sure found parking spaces really quickly." Alex said.

"Yep, we saw one just sitting there. So we took it." Clyde said.

"Alrighty then, let's roll." Alex said. The group walked onto the board walk and started looking around. Alex was familiar with this scene, so he walked with a bit more confidence then the others. The others were a bit surprised, no one was parting yet.

"Hey, why is no one party?" Soul asked Alex.

"The party hour doesn't start until eight o'clock. It's seven thirty, so we have some time to kill." Alex said. Alex heard someone trying to get his attention.

"Yo! Alex!" A voice said. The voice was all to familiar to Alex.

"Hey! Wasup brotha!" He gave the man a bro hug. "Oh guys, this is Mikey. He's from an old dance crew I had when i was here. Mikey, these are some of my new friends."

"Hey, nice to meet you! Hey Alex, I didn't know you were comin." Mikey said.

"Well, me and ma lady just got back from our road trip. We made some friends in Canterlot, and I decided it was time to blow off some energy. I mentioned my cabin and long story short, these guys came with me." Alex said.

"Well it's nice seeing you again man. Hey, can do still do the side slide?" Mikey asked.

"The side slide?" Clyde asked.

"Yeah, this guy use to be able to side slide like it was nobodies business. So can ya Alex?" Mikey asked.

"Well let's see. It's been a while so go easy on me." Alex said. Alex positioned himself and started the move. Mikey was smiling and laughing. Alex finished and Mikey gave him a thumbs up.

"You've still got it man! Do the robot next!" Mikey said.

"The robot? Isn't that a little 80's?" Straight asked.

"Now, I'm not talkin the cheesy, stupid robot that everyone can do. I'm talkin the high quality version. Come on Alex, do it!" Mikey said.

"Alright alright! Here, hold my phone." He handed him the phone. "Press play when I tell you to." Alex said, Mikey nodded. Alex gave him the nod and the first song came on, It was a techno/dub step song. Alex started the routine, his slow, jerkish movements flowing with the music. The song was brief, but it gave Alex enough time to pro form a bit. By that point, he was starting to gather a small crowd.

"Just like old times man. This guy use to Dance to Michael Jackson songs, some with us, some without us." Miley said. Alex looked at his watch.

"Holy shit! One minute to eight! Man, you gotta go get the crew for this! I need to show these guys what I was doing when I came here more often! Trust me guys! You'll love this!" Alex said.

The trip - part 4 let's dance!

Read the authors notes at the end!

"Mikey! Thank god your back! Here, give the DJ this disc. The first song we're doing is bad by Michael Jackson. It's ashame I don't have my leather jacket for this though." Alex said.

"Not to worry man. Henry! Bring the bigman's jacket!" Miley shouted.

"I'm on it!" Henry said. He opened a truck and pulled out a nicely folded, black leather jacket. Alex smiled.

"You guys must have really missed me if you kept both my hat and this jacket." Alex said.

"You were the best thing to happen to the crew, of course we missed you. Now let's knock em' dead." Miley said.

"Ok everyone, we're about to start! Straight, I think you might like this song! You know what?! I'm feelin a little Bad today!" Alex said. The crowd gave a small cheer. Alex pointed to the DJ. "Hit it!"

The song started and the group began there routine. Their movements were perfectly timed with the rhythm of the music. They danced like they were professionals, they knew the whole routine like the backs of their hands, and each move was flawless. Half way through the routine, Alex did the side slide, causing the crowd to go crazy. Alex was smiling, he hadn't enjoyed himself this much since he was here last. Alex was having so much fun, he even started singing along to the music. He was actually half bad at singing, it wasn't emmie winning singing, but it was decent. The song ended and the crowd applauded. Alex started laughing because of how fun that was.

"I haven't done that routine in years!" Alex said to straight, trying to talk over the cheering crowd. Alex was still smiling, he was incredibly happy at that point in time.

"Dude, you looked like you'd been doing that everyday for three years!" Straight replied.

"Man that was fun as shit!" Alex said.

"I thought you listened to heavy metal." Warhawk said.

"I do. But before I got into heavy metal, I listened to Michael Jackson's music. I'm allowed to like other types of music you know." Alex said. "That being said, let's get this party started!"

The group walked into the door to the cabin. Most of them were exhausted.

"Wow, that was a great party." Rivet said.

"I can't believe that they brought silly string to the party though." Warhawk said.

"I'm still trying to get the silly string out of my hair." Alex said. Warhawk yawned.

"Well I'm gonna hit the hay." He said. Almost everyone gave a simultaneous "uh-huh." And started walking toward their rooms.

"You guys go on, I'm gonna grab something to eat before bed." Alex said. He walked into the kitchen and pulled the pizza box out from the fridge. He put the box on the counter and grabbed a slice. Straight joined him shortly after.

"Sup." Alex said. "What some?" He opened the pizza box for straight. He shrugged and grabbed a slice. The two sat in silence for a few moments. Alex felt his phone buzz in his pocket. He pulled it out and clicked it on, on screen there was a text from Alejandra.

"Who is it?" Straight asked.

"It's Alejandra, she just told me that her brother Richard will be staying at our place for a week." Alex said.

"I didn't know she had siblings." Straight said.

"Yep, she has a brother. But that's all she has when it comes to siblings. You got any family?" Alex asked.

"I'm actually adopted." Straight said.

"Sorry to hear that man." Alex said.

"Don't be, I was adopted by two of the most famous MMA fighters of our time." Straight said.

"Wow, that must be awesome. I don't have anyone famous in my family. But Alejandra's brother is kind of famous."

"What's his last name?" Straight asked.

"Garret, his name is Richard Garret." Alex said. Straight's jaw dropped.

"You mean the famous mechanic Richard Garret?" He asked.

"Yeah, why?" Alex asked.

"Dude, that's awesome. I'd love to meet him." Straight said.

"Lucky for you, I can arrange that." Alex said.

"Dude, that would be awesome! Thanks man." Straight said.

"No problem bro." Alex said. He finished his slice of pizza and got a cup of water. Treble walked into the kitchen, looking very tired.

"I heard the words famous and person, so I figured that was my cue to enter the room." Treble said.

"Ok? We were just talking about Alejandra's brother Richard." Alex said.

"Yeah yeah I know, Richard Garret is his name, I read a few chapters ahead." Treble said.

"What? Never mind." Alex said.

"Ooo! Is he bringing his custom built motorcycle?!" Treble asked.

"I think so, why?" Alex asked.

"I've always wanted to drive it! Maybe he'll let me!" Treble said.

"I don't see that happening, at most you'll probably get to sit on it." Alex said.

"I read a few chapters ahead remember? I know for a fact that he'll let me drive it." Treble said.

"I'll bet you twenty bucks that he won't." Alex said.

"Your on!" Treble said.

"You have no idea what you've done do you?" Straight asked.

"What?" Alex asked.

"You'll find out. Trust me." Straight said.

"Alright then, I'm goin to bed. Cya guys in the morning." Alex said.

The trip day 2 - part 1 almost time to go home

Alex was downstairs making breakfast, he was listening to a little bit of Metallica while he cooked. It wasn't the early Metallica, which was more rock and roll, but it was late Metallica which was metal. The song he was listening to was enter sandman, he was bobbing his head while cooking eggs and bacon. He heard someone walk into the kitchen, he looked over to find soul getting a glass of water.

"Morning Soul. How did you sleep?" Alex said.

"I slept like a rock. I had a weird dream about my baby sister though." Soul said.

"You have a baby sister?" Alex asked.

"Yep, she was born a few months before you got here. It's ashame you missed the baby shower though." Soul sipped on his water and Alex turned the stove off.

"I'll be right back." Alex said. He walked up the stairs to his room, peeking under his bed for something. He reached under and pulled out a brown, wooden box. He opened the box and smiled. He quickly closed the box and walked back down the stairs with it in hand.

"Here. It's for the baby when she gets old enough." Alex said.

"What is it?" Soul asked. Alex popped the latch open and opened the box. Inside was a black leather jacket.

"It's my first leather jacket I got when I went to my first motorcycle gathering." Alex said. Soul picked it up and examined it. It had a patch centered on the back of it. It was a white scylla wet of a man on a motorcycle, the man was doing a wheelie and there was text below it. The text read "freedom rides on." The jacket was in perfect condition.

"Wow... Just.... Wow." Soul said.

"dont worry about depriving me of a jacket, I have plenty of other jackets. But this one is special because of the great memories it holds. That day was what made me a rider, and that will always stick with me." Alex said.

"Damn dude, I think she'll love it!" Soul said. He carefully put the jacket back in the box.

"Just tell her it was a gift from uncle Alex." Soul nodded. "If she decides she wants a motorcycle when she's old enough, I'll give her one of my bikes from my collection."

"From your collection?" Soul asked.

"Oh yeah, you guys haven't seen my house yet. Well, I have a decently big house with a massive garage. I decided, what better thing to do with all that space, then to fill it with motorcycles. They are mostly Sportbike's, but I have some cruisers too." Alex said.

"Really? you own cruisers?" Soul said.

"Sure do. I have a Honda Magna, a few custom choppers, I even have a Breakout." Alex said.

"Breakout? As in the Harley Davidson Breakout? If you already had a Harley, then why did you buy one when I wouldn't stop bugging you?" Soul asked.

"I never turn down an opportunity to buy another bike. How else am I suppose to get away with buying bikes for the collection?!" Alex said.

"So the sportster is-"

"My second official Harley, yes. But if you count all Harley's, then you have to count the choppers too, which I have seven of." Alex said.

"So wait, that's-" soul stopped to count. "Nine Harley's all together. Dude, how many bikes do you have?!" Soul asked.

"I have seventeen so far." Alex said.

"How do you get all of them?!" Soul asked.

" Alejandra has a brother who is a little bit famous when it comes to mechanics. He loves dropping off bikes from time to time. He even calls me his little bro, even though we're not related. I guess he feels bad because I don't have any siblings. He even let me help him build the choppers." Alex said.

"Dude, that's sick. What's his name?" Soul asked.

"Richard Garret. He's actually coming over for the week, he should be getting here tomorrow." Alex said.

"Wait, Richard Garret? As in THE Richard Garret?!" Soul asked.

"Jezz, you are full of questions aren't you. Yes, I do mean THE Richard Garret. Why do you think Alejandra's full name is Alejandra T. Garret?" Alex asked.

"Dude, she never mentioned her full name to us." Soul said.

"Oh well, sorry" Alex said. "If your going to eat breakfast before we head home, I suggest you do so."

Night walked down the stairs, clearly he had just woken up.

"Mornin' night. Wow, that statement is just ironic. You getting something to eat before we head home?" Alex asked.

"Yeah." Night said. Alex waited for him to say something else.

"You don't say much do you?" Alex said.

"Piss off!" Night shouted.

"Ok, damn! Jezz, why are you in such a bad mood?" Alex asked. Night sighed.

"Sorry, I get a little hot tempered sometimes." Night said.

"You know, I know a few ways to get rid of that anger." Alex said.

"Really? How?" Night asked.

"You ever noticed that one tree outside that looks like the bark has been hacked off of?" Alex asked. Night nodded. "That's from me, repeatedly hitting the tree all the time, with a metal baseball bat." Alex said, taking a sip of his milk.

"Why were you hitting a tree?" Night asked.

"It wears me out, and I can't stay angry when I'm worn out." Alex said. Night chuckled a bit. "I'm serious. One minute, I'm pissed to all high hell. So I beat the shit out of a tree and become so exhausted I just say 'fuck being angry' and leave."

"Thanks man, I think I get the general idea. Although I don't think I'll be hitting a tree, I may try doing some sprints when I get mad." Night said.

"No problem. Now, if you don't mind, I have a tree to kick the shit out of." Alex said. He walked toward the front door and grabbed a titanium baseball bat that was left near the door. Alex opened the door and shut it. Night took a few deep breaths, trying to clear his mind. Unfortunately, his concentration was broken by the sound of a metal bat hitting a tree. Night sighed.

"Screw it." Night said. He walked out side and picked up a stick from the ground. Him and Alex beat that tree for roughly an hour.

There's more?!

It was Monday finally at CHS, and there were a group of friends gathered by the statue out front of the school. Alex had pulled up on a bike he hadn't ridden in a while, it was one of the custom chopper bikes. He cut the engine, put the side stand down, and dismounted the vehicle. He walked toward the statue, taking the time to enjoy the cool fall air. He smiled.

"Hey guys! just wanted to say, I had a blast getting to know all of you. I'm glad I don't have to worry about anymore introductions." Alex said.

"Um, you do realize that there's still two of us you haven't met, right?" Soul asked. Alex stared at soul for a few moments. He dropped to his knees and raised his fists to the sky.

"Son of a bitch!" Alex shouted.

"Yeah, he should be here any moment." Cylde said. Alex got up off his knees.

"How will I know who it is-WHAT IS THAT!?" Alex shouted, he was point at a tank that was rolling down the street.

"Well, that would be him." Rivet said.

"Wait, he drives a tank!?" Alex asked.

"Yup. And he's allowed to park it here." Daemon said. The man climbed out of the tank. He was wearing a nice, black chefs uniform.

"Fancy guy." Alex said. The man approached the group.

"Hello everyone!" He cast a glance at Alex. "Ah, you must be Alex. They've been telling me about you while I was sick. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm mise en place, but you can call me mise." The man said.

"Nice to meet you. Say, how did you get sick?" Alex asked.

"Oh don't even get him started on that." An unfamiliar voice said.

"It was Artemis over there. He came into school with the flu, and I got it from him." Mise said.

"I said I was sorry!" Artemis said.

"Well, I'm just glad I got my flu shot before school." Alex said.

"Smart choice man!" Clyde said, punching Alex on the shoulder. Alex winced in pain.

"Ow! That's where I got the flu shot!" Alex shouted. Clyde chuckled nervously.

"Sorry."

"So, your name must be Artemis. Nice to meet you, my name is Alex." Alex said.

"I know, they've been telling me about you." Artemis said, pointing at the others.

"Oh really. They've neglected to tell me about you two. Tell me, why the fuck do they know me and yet I don't know them?" Alex said through clenched teeth. He slowly turned to face the group. The just scratched the back of their necks.

"Uh, we forgot?" Straight said.

"Anyway, I'm aria's boyfriend." Artemis said.

"And I am currently with Octavia." Mise said.

"Ok, that's, great. Why did I need to know this? I have a girlfriend already." Alex said. The two just shrugged. "Well, Treble and Straight are coming over to my house to meet a friend of mine, you wanna join?" Alex asked.

"Sure, why not." Artemis said.

"I'll be there." Mise said.

"Great, we'll all meet at my house after school ok?" Alex asked. The four nodded.

The four walked up to Alex's address. They gawked at the size of the house.

"DAYUM." Treble said.

"You got that right." Straight said. Alex's garage door opened, to reveal a large space, and many motorcycles.

"Ah! There you all are! Don't be shy, come on in!" Alex said. The guys walked into the garage, looking at all the bikes, and the large amount of unused space.

"Man, there are a lot of bikes here!" Treble said.

"Well, yeah I guess there is. But I don't really see it as a lot, I'm the one who owns it after all." Alex said. A large pick up truck ,with a trailer being towed behind it, pulled into Alex's driveway. "That would be Richard. Yo wassup Rich!?" Alex said. The man stepped out of the truck.

"Wassup Alex, I see you brung some friends." Richard said.

"Yeah, these two I wanted to get to know a bit better." He said, pointing to mise and Artemis. Both of which were n shock at who was before them. "And these are the two I told you about, Straight and Treble." Alex said.

"It's nice to meet you." Richard extended a hand to Straight. Straight took it and smiled.

"Nice to meet you too." He said. Rich extended his hand to Treble. Teble took his hand and shook it.

"Um, I hate to bother you mister Garret. But, can I ride your chopper?" Treble asked.

"I don't even think he brought it Treble." Alex said. In his mind he was thinking. 'Please say no, I don't want to lose this bet.'

"Of course I brung it! It's in the trailer with a few other things... And sure, you can ride it around the block." Richard said.

"Alex, you lost the bet."

"Dammit!" Alex said. He pulled a twenty out of his wallet and handed it to Treble. "Anyway, what do you have in the trailer besides your bike?" Alex asked.

"Parts to make another bike. It's going to have a softail frame and tank, but the engine will be a Sportbike's engine. Sound awesome or what?!" Richard said.

"Hell yeah it does!" Alex said. "Oh, hold on one minute!" Alex rushed off for a second. He ran back out with a camera and a tripod. "I promised my viewers I would record us building a new bike when ever we did it again. You four don't mind being on camera do you?" Alex asked.

"I'm cool with it." Straight said.

"It's fine with me." Artemis said.

"I'm alright with it." Mise said.

"I'm going to be famous!" Treble said.

Ok, then let's start!" Alex turned his camera on. "Hey guys! It's Alex, Or GradeAStreets. I'm here with Richard, as always, and my four friends, mise, Artemis, Straight, and Treble. You guys asked for this, so I hope you enjoy!" Alex said.

"Alright. first, we need to unload everything. Thank god you brung your friends Alex, things will be so much easier to lift with six of us instead of two." Richard said.

Time to build a bike! Day 1

The boys had just gotten everything out of the trailer and into the garage. They all let out a sigh of relief.

"Thank god the heavy lifting is done." Mise said.

"You can say that again." Artemis said.

"Well, since you asked." Treble said. "Thank god the heavy lifting is done." Artemis face palmed.

"I was being sarcastic." Artemis said. Treble grew a sly grin.

"Oh, I'm very aware of that." He said.

"Alright guys, let's get to work." Alex said.

"What do you want the paint job to be?" Richard asked.

"Hhmmm, I'm thinking a black with red flames on the tank. And maybe a chrome skull on each side of the fuel tank as well." Alex said.

"I like the way you think." Richard said.

"Well, it's time for a montage!" Treble said.

"Time for a what?" Alex asked.

"Hit it writer!" Treble shouted.

They began to put the engine in the bike frame, being very careful so they wouldn't break anything on the engine. Treble and Alex tightened some bolts on the engine, while mise and Artemis sanded down the parts that require paint. Straight and Richard were working on the rear suspension and the forks for the front tire. Alex stopped working for a moment, he looked at both sides of the engine.

"Hey Richard! This engine has dual air intakes right?!" Alex said, shouting over the sanding machines that mise and Artemis were using.

"Yep! Why?!" Richard asked.

"I'm thinking about something I can do with that!" Alex said.

"Like what?!" Richard said.

"Well, it looks like you forgot to buy a head light for this thing! So, instead of putting a headlight on the forks, maybe we can put a metal skull up there!" Alex said.

"Dude! That sounds awesome! What is it gonna look like!?" Richard asked.

"Imagine a chrome skull with angry looking eye sockets, and a perminately open mouth!" Alex said.

"Sounds cool, but what does this have to do with the air intakes!?" Richard asked.

"Well, the mouth will suck in air, and then a single tube splits into two separate tubes that feed right to the engine!" Alex said.

"That's my little bro! I'll start working on the parts tonight!" Richard said.

"Got it!"

"Continue the montage!" Treble shouted.

Straight had finished working on the rear suspension, and started installing the carburetor. Richard finished the forks, and began installing the wiring and battery. Alex installed the fenders and tail lights, while Treble worked on the gear shifter. Mise has finished sanding, and he was directed to install the rear brake. Artemis finished sanding not to long after, so Richard told him to install the clutch and brake levers. Richard had finished the wiring in a very short amount of time, so he started adding the chain that would drive the rear wheel.

The day was ending, and Alex's friends were leaving for the night. They had finished about three quarters of the bike, and were finished with preping the parts for painting. Richard was starting to work on the skull shaped, air intake. Once everyone but Richard was gone, Alex walked to the end of his driveway to retrieve his mail. He opened the mail box, and found nothing. Alex shrugged, and cast a quick glance down the block. He saw someone with blonde hair and some goons, and they were holding straight. The blonde one was hitting Straight repeatedly in the face. Alex sighed and ran inside his house, grabbing something and rushing back out. He was hiding it behind his back.

"Yo!" Alex called.

"Who are you?" The blonde one said.

"I'm one of Straight's friends." Alex said. "Why don't you just fuck off you little shit."

"Look kid, I don't want to be put in jail because you wanted to be a hero-"

"Oh, your not going to jail if you keep messing with him." Alex pulled the object out from behind his back, it was a colt 1911 silver star. "I'm going to jail." He put a clip in and wracked the slide. The group took off running. Straight regained his balance, wiping the blood from his nose. He looked at the group, then at Alex.

"Why the hell do you have a colt?" Straight asked.

"you could say it was a gift from my father. I mostly have it for self defense." Alex said. "Who were those guys anyway?"

"Oh, just Blueblood and some of his goons. Bastards." Straight said.

"I've seen people like them before. they'll hide from a distance, and jump out at you again when I'm not here." Alex thought for a moment. "Tell you what, I'll drive you home." Alex's said.

"Why do we constantly find these things out about you by mistake? First Richard Garret, now this!" Straight asked.

"I like to keep my friends on their toes. Any way, Richard!" Alex said.

"Yup!" He shouted from inside the garage.

"I'll be right back! I'm gonna take Straight home!" Alex said.

"Is he alright!?" Richard asked.

"Yeah, some guys were just messing with him! I'm taking the new bike out for a spin!" Alex said.

"Alright! Just don't get on the throttle to much! We haven't installed the custom air intake and we haven't broken the engine in yet!" Richard said.

"Alright!" Alex said. He grabbed the key to the bike and his black leather Jack. He put his jacket on while he held the key in his mouth. He turned the key and took a seat on the bike. He press the ignition switch and the bike roared to life for the first time. Alex smiled, the exhaust pipes were Harley Davidson pipes. So the engine didn't sound like it was whining like most other Sportbike's do.

"She sounds just like a Harley." Straight commented.

"She has the appearance and the sound of a Harley, but she has the heart and the power of a sportbike. Hop on." Alex said. Straight got on the back, and Alex lifted the side stand. They rolled out of the driveway, and drove off toward Straight's house.

Time to build a bike! Day 2

Alex stopped the partially finished bike in front of Straight's house. The two got off the bike and shook hands.

"Nice hangin with you man." Alex said.

"You too." Straight said. He was about to walk to his front door, but he remembered something that Alex had said. "Hey Alex?" He asked.

"Yeah?"

"When I asked you about the gun, you said, and I quote, 'you could say it was a gift from my father' like that was seggestive. So tell me, how did you really get that gun?" Straight asked. Alex paused.

"It was in my inheritance from my parents." Alex said, not facing Straight.

"What do you mean 'inheritance'?" Straight asked.

"You see..." Alex paused. He let out a sigh. "Someone broke into our house one night. They were carrying a knife. Unfortunately for my mom and dad, dad had left this gun locked in his room. They were both murdered, and I was alone in the house with the murderer. Fortunately for me, my mother was a very paranoid person, so she always locked my bedroom door. The next morning, the man was long gone and I had no idea what had happened until...." He paused again. "I saw them, on the floor. The were pale and they weren't breathing. When I saw my mother, a song came into my head. It was the lullaby she use to always sing to me."

"What was the lullaby?" Straight asked out of morbid curiosity.

"I don't know the name, but I know the lyrics. The birds are singing, singing, singing, go to bed, go to bed. I'll see you in the morning, morning, morning, rest your head." Alex said.

"How long have you had the gun?" Straight asked, a little concerned.

"Since I was sixteen. It came with a note he left me, it said 'use it to protect your friends, and your loved ones.' My parents died when I was six. I guess dad was smart with the decision to give it to me at sixteen, huh?" Alex said. He paused. "Do you know why I love motorcycles?" Alex asked.

"No, why?"

"My dad use to take me on rides with him. Ever since then, I was hooked. Now, riding brings back the happy memories. Memories of things I'll never be able to do again." Alex said. Alex sighed. "I've been declared a legal adult since I was sixteen. And before you ask, yes, that is possible. But only in curtain circumstances. I was one such case. But yeah, I guess you could say I had to grow up early." Alex said.

"Your not alone man. My birth parents are dead." Straight said.

"Well, at least you have adopted parents." Alex said. "Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow man." Alex said quietly.

"Yeah, see ya." Straight said. He watched as Alex drove off. "He saw all that? at the age of six? Man, I'm surprised he's not really messed up." Straight said.

Mise and Soul Arrived at Alex's house. Alex saw Mise take a quick drink from a metal flask. Alex sighed.

"Mise, are you seriously drinking?" Alex asked.

"Depends, do you seriously carry around a colt?" Mise said with a tipsy slur. Soul punched him on the arm. "Ow!" Alex went pale.

"How much do you know?" Alex asked.

"Everything." Mise said. Alex became even more pale.

"I think I'm gonna be sick." Alex said, he ran to the nearest trash can.

"Woah! You alright man!?" Soul asked. He rushed up to Alex.

"Yeah.. Yeah it's just nerves." Alex said. "Let's uh, let's not talk about that topic ever again. I was barely able to keep my lunch down when I told Straight." Alex said.

"Alright man. Anyway, what are we doing today?" Soul asked. Alex wiped off the corners of his mouth.

"We're painting the bike, and mounting the skull shaped air intake on the forks." Alex said.

"Sounds like a plan." Soul said.

"I knew someone with a plan. she ripped my heart out, and stomped on it." Mise said in his drunken state. Alex stared for a few moments.

"O-k? Well, we will start painting the parts soon. You won't get to see the bike when it's complete though, I want it to be a surprise for tomorrow." Alex said.

"Well, let's get to painting!" Soul said.

"I'm painting the fuel tank!" Alex said.

"Dammit!" Soul and Mise said in unison.

It was mid day, and Alex had already finished painting the fuel tank. Now it was a matter of waiting for the paint to dry. Soul and Mise were still painting, but Alex was on his laptop. He was looking around Amazon.

"What are you doing?" Soul asked Alex.

"I've decided to stop rocking the all black outfit. So I'm buying a tan leather jacket, some tan leather work boots, and blue jeans." Alex said.

"You in anything but black or grey? HA! that i need to see!" Soul said.

"Well, you may be seeing it soon. I selected the two hour shipping option." Alex said.

"They have a two hour shipping option?" Mise asked, still a bit hungover from his whiskey.

"They do if the manufacturer is really close by. I wonder who would be close enough for that though?" Alex asked. Soul scrolled down to look at the address that it's being shipped from. Him and Mise looked at each other.

"Isn't that Rarity's address?" Mise asked. Soul nodded.

"Ah, so it's coming from Rarity's shop! That makes sense!" Alex said.

   "How long ago did you buy these things?" Soul asked.

"About an hour and fifty nine minutes ago." Alex said. The door bell rang. "That sounds like the packages. I'll be right back." Alex said.

"That was conveniently timed." Soul said. Alex was gone for a bit longer then the two expected. When he came back in, he was wearing the new stuff he bought.

            "How does it look?" Alex asked. The two looked at him.

"Ok, I'll admit it, I didn't think that you would pull it off. But now that your wearing the stuff, I think it suits you." Mise said.

"And for once you don't look like a goth person!" Soul said.

"Wait woah woah, I looked like a goth person before, and no one told me!?" Alex said.

"Yeah, we were kind of scared of you at first." Soul admitted.

"Well thanks for telling me guys!" Alex said.

"Your welcome." Mise said. Alex facepalmed.

Party!!!!

Treble removed the bag from Alex's head. Alex was tied down to a chair, and he clearly didn't know what was going on.

"Treble, what are you doing?" Alex asked.

"An experiment. You see, there is a school dance tonight, and I would like us to do a dance proformance together. You know, for our ladies." Treble said with his best German accent.

"Well then why am I tied to a chair?" Alex asked.

"Ah yes, well I decided that you wouldn't be able to keep up with me. So I have a solution! I will give you a bit of my blood in hopes that you will temporarily become like me." Treble said. He pulled a bazzoka out of his pocket and looked at it. "I've been looking for that." He threw it aside and pulled out a small mirror. He proceeded to give himself an Einstein wig.

"So a blood transfusion? You realize that we have to be the same blood type for that right?" Alex asked. Treble pointed above his head, a sign saying 'achievement! No shit Sherlock.' Popped up above his head. "The fuck." Alex said. Treble grabbed it and threw it aside.

"Enough talk! Let's begin!" Treble said in a German accent. He flipped a switch that feeds a glowing red liquid into a tube, the tube ended at a needle that was place in Alex's arm.

"Huh? I don't feel anything yeeee-OH MY GOD!" Alex said. His eyes turned green and he smiled. He began to spasm violently. His head even did a full 360. Treble stopped after a few seconds and saw that Alex's hair was smoking.

"did it work?" Treble asked. His question was answered when Alex turned himself into a puddle and slid out of the restraints. Alex popped back to his usual form and stretched. He quickly darted to a mirror in a cartoonish fashion.

"It's party time! P. A. R. T! Y? Cause I gotta!" He said. Treble laughed.

"Let's do this!" He said.

The dance had already started, vinyl and Alejandra were talking.

"I wonder where they could be?" Alejandra asked.

"I don't know, but I hope the get here soon." Vinyl said. All of a sudden, the lights in the room turned off. "What the hell?" A pair of stage lights highlighted two people on a stage. It was Treble and Alex. The were both dressed in suits and wore fedoras. Alex wore a white suit and fedora, while Treble wore black. The two lifted the front ends of their hats, revealing their faces completely.

"SSSSSSMMOKEN!" Alex said.

"Nice reference to the mask. Hit it!" Treble said. A song immediately came on. Alejandra recognized it from Alex's days in the dance crew. It was Smooth criminal by Michael Jackson. The two hopped off the stage and began the routine. They danced together as if they had practiced, when they actually had just done this without any rehearsal. Midway through the song, Alex stopped dancing and quickly grabbed Alejandra. He leaned her very far backwards and kissed her. He spun her back with the other girls and they continued the routine. Then came the time Alex loved, and with his new found abilities, he could do it with out any tricks. The two did the anti-gravity lean. Everyone stared in shock. They finished the routine and everyone applauded.

"Wow! That was amazing you two!" Alejandra said.

"Thanks." Treble said. Alejandra looked at Alex's eyes.

"What's wrong with your eyes?" She asked.

"Treble here gave me a blood transfusion because he felt like I would be able to keep up with him. Come to find out, his blood does some weird things to you. Like, it gives you the ability to break the fourth wall." Alex said. Treble sighed.

"Yep, it's pretty awesome." Treble said.

"Hey you two!" Blueblood shouted. He ran up to them with his goons. Alex started to flee. "Freeze!" Blueblood shouted. Alex froze like an ice cube and was floating in mid air. "Get down."

"But you told me to freeze." Alex said.

"Ok then, unfreeze." Blueblood said. Alex fell to the floor and got up. "I have a bone to pick with you!" He said to Alex.

"Hold that thought!" Alex did a quick spin, somehow dressing himself in a cowboy out fit in the blink of and eye. "Now you gotta ask yourself one question, and that is, do I feel lucky?" Alex pulled massive pistols out of no where. "Well, do ya!? Punks!" Blueblood ran and Alex squeezed the trigger. Big flags that said bang popped out of them. Alex chuckled and threw the guns away. "This is fun! I should let you do this again sometime." Alex said.

"So, you wanna go chase BlueBalls with swords?" Treble asked. He pulled a sword out of his pocket. Alex pulled one out of his pants.

"With pleasure." Alex said. They both looked at Blueblood and his goons with wide smiles. Treble let out a battle cry and started running after them. Alex followed suit. BlueBalls and his group took off running. The two followed them. They were chasing them threw the school when they got an idea. "You chase them back into that dark hallway, I'll be waiting there." Alex said.

"Got it!" Treble continued the chase. Alex chuckled and went into the hallway. A series of random noises eminated from the hall, only to stop suddenly. Mean while, Treble chased the group through the school. Screaming the entire time. He finally got them back to the dark hallway. The group stopped at what the saw. Alex was wearing a circus leaders out fit, and he was standing at a podium.

"Step right up here, no one likes a bashful bunch!" Alex said. The group didn't move. "Move it!" He shouted. They slowly came closer.

"For you son..." Alex blew up a long tube shaped ballon, and In flurry of motion he made an animal. "We have a giraffe!" He handed it to one of the goons.

"For my next trick!" He pulled out a used condom. "Sorry wrong pocket." He threw it away. He pulled out a pink ballon.

"Just use a little body English here." He mumbled as he made it. "A French poodle!" He went to hand it to Blueblood, but he popped it before he could touch it.

"Sorry son, the dog was rabid, had to put it down." Alex said. BlueBalls pouted.

"And for my final trick!" He pulled out a black ballon. He quickly moved his limbs while facing away from the group. When he finished, he turned back to them. "A tommy gun!" He said, pointing the gun at them. The group ran as Alex shot at the ground where their feet were.

             "Oh we're gonna have a fun time tonight." Treble said.

One shot, one miss

Alex had called Treble over to look at the finished motorcycle they built. He was getting excited, and he started moving the bike to its designated parking spot in the garage. He smiled and put the tarp over the bike. He looked toward the garage door, to find Treble walking up the drive. He walked over to Treble.

"Hey Treble! What's up!" Alex asked.

"Not much." He said in a low tone. Alex took this as strange at first, but he shrugged it off.

"Well, let me show you to the bike!" Alex said. He lead Treble to the bike with the tarp over it. "Prepare yourself...." He threw the tarp off. The bike was panted black with hot rod flames, it had a skull air intake and spikes protruding from the bolts holding the wheels on."FOR MY COCK!!! that's what I named it." Alex waited for a reaction, but there was none. Treble just sighed. "So? What do you think!?" Alex asked with a smile.

"It's nice, I guess." He said, his voice was void of any enthusiasm. Alex knew something was wrong now. Treble didn't laugh at his dick joke, or even seem to care about the bike HE helped to make.

"You alright man? Your not acting like yourself." Alex asked.

"Yeah, just having some issues is all." Treble said. "If that's all, then I'll see you later." Alex got to thinking.

'There's only one type of issues that could make him feel this bad, relationship issues. Unfortunately, I'm not good with those kinds of issues. THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES!!!' He thought. He pulled out his phone and dialed a number.

"Hey sunset, it's me Alex. I was wondering if you could write a message to twilight for me. I need something magical to be done." He said.

"O-k? Like what?" She asked.

"So your sure this will work?" Alex asked.

"Of course! Just a drop of that and your creation will be leaping off the page." Sunset said, handing him a strange liquid.

"If you say so..." Alex said. He went to his room and pulled out a set of typed up papers.

"May I ask what this is for?" Sunset asked.

"These pages contain the information for a character I made. Granted his powers aren't of my design, but his personality I made. Basically, if Treble wants to mope, I'll show him someone who has no reason to be happy what so ever." Alex said.

"So what's the characters name?"

"Jacob Carmichael. He's the host of a spirit of vengeance, or a Ghost rider for short." Alex said.

"Neat." Sunset said.

"Well, let's get this show on the road." Alex said. He put a drop of the liquid on a page, and the page started to glow a bright yellow. The two shielded their eyes from the intense light. The light faded and the two opened their eyes again. Standing before them, was a boy around their age. He had peachy white skin, green eyes and black hair. He wore a black leather trench coat that fell down to his ankles. His boots ended at the mid shin, and they had skull buckles running up the fronts of them. He also wore black jeans, shirt, gloves and a belt that had a skull buckle on it. The shoulders of the coat had inch long spikes sticking out of them, and the same could be said for the back sides of his gloves. He had a constant pissed off look on his face, and his hair was a mess. The boy looked around for a moment.

"Where am I?" He asked.

"It's ok, your safe. I summoned you here to help me with something." Alex said.

"Alright, I'll buy it. What do you need help with?" Jacob asked.

"My friend is in bad shape, so I want you to talk to him. We've tried, but he won't listen to us. But he'll listen to you." Alex said.

"How are you so sure?" Jacob asked.

"A hunch." Alex lied.

"Don't lie to me, bad things happen to those who lie to me." Jacob said. Alex sighed.

"Look, I created you ok. Not only did I create you and the universe you come from, but I also showed Treble. So please, I need your help." Alex said. Jacob thought for a moment.

"Alright, let's do this." Jacob said.

"Yes!" Alex cheered.

"I'll need my ride." Jacob said.

"Oh, I don't think you'll he to worry about that." Alex said. An engine roared two times from outside. They all walked down the stairs and out the front door, to reveal a black Harley Davidson Breakout with twelve inch mini apes. Jacob looked at the vehicle.

"Let's roll." He said.

Alex walked into the cafeteria, scanning around for Treble. After about a minute of looking he spotted him.

"Stay here until I give the signal." Alex said to Jacob. Jacob nodded and leaned against the door frame. Alex walked over to the table Treble was sitting at, and tried to start a conversation. "Hey treble, how's it goin?" Alex asked.

"I'm not in the mood asshole." Treble said flatly. Alex got very serious, and his left eye twitched. He hated being called names.

"I'm gonna let that one slide, because your going through a rough spot. but the next time you call me anything other than my name..." He turned Treble's head to look at him. "I'll kick your fucking teeth in." He said in a menacing tone. He backed off and calmed down.

"Jesus dude, where did that come from?" Treble asked, slightly shocked.

"Sorry, Years of being on the road teaches you to not take shit from anyone. Anyway, I have someone here who would like to meet you." Alex said. He signaled for Jacob.

"Oh great, another person to try and cheer me up. I don't need cheering up ok-" he stopped once he turned and saw who it was.

"Jacob Carmichael, meet Treble Mix. Treble Mix, Jacob Carmichael." Alex said.

"Is this some sort of joke? this is an actor you sent." Treble said flatly.

"Oh no, I'm no actor. He summoned me because he said you needed help. He also explained that he's my creator, so I'm kind of obligated to be here." Jacob said.

"Hey!" Alex said.

"So, what's got you down?" Jacob asked, his pissed look never wavering. Treble looked at Alex, then back to Jacob. He sighed.

"My girlfriend dumped me." He said with a sad tone. Jacob stood up.

"Your girlfriend dumped you? Your girlfriend dumped you?!" Jacob shouted. He punched a whole in the cafeteria wall, and leaned in close to Trebles face. "I have to deal with a demon inside me! It punches, kicks and stratches at my sanity everyday! It turns my skin into an organic torch! and to top it all off, I can't have friends or anyone close to me or it will kill them! So do you think you got it so rough now!?" Jacob shouted. Treble shook his head.

"Thats right. you could be in my situation, alone and afraid of the demon hiding underneath your skin. But your not, so enjoy what you have." Jacob said.

"Woah, Jacob, what was all that about?" Alex asked.

"Sorry, I just hate it when people think they have big problems, even though they are tiny compared to mine. Basically, I just can't stand the emo mentality." Jacob said.

"Ok? Well then. Treble, how are you feeling now?" Alex asked.

"Still feel like shit, now for two reasons instead of one." Treble said flatly.

"Dammit!" Alex said. Alex sighed and messaged his temples. "Alright Jacob, I'm giving you a choice here. I can either send you back to your world, our you can stay hear. Which would you preffer?"

"Well what do you think I'm going to choose? I have no friends, family or loved ones back in my world. So I think I might stick around for a bit and see how things go." Jacob said.

"Well, there's a plus Treble. We now have a spirit of Vengeance as a friend. Isn't that great?" Alex asked forcing a smile. Treble just sighed. Alex's smile faded and he facepalmed.

The great expedition. hanging out with friends part 1

Alex was looking through some old books in the school library. He was always fascinated with things like lost treasures and fossils, so he regularly tried to look for neat places he may find something. He hadn't found anything as of yet, but that wasn't going to stop him from trying. He was skimming the pages of one book when he found a pages envolving some potential sites near Canterlot. There was a supposed lost idol in the forests surrounding Canterlot. Alex decided to it would be awesome to go looking for it. Even if he didn't find the idol, it was a great location for fossil hunting, so at least he wouldn't leave empty handed. One small problem, he needed a team to help carry equipment and other supplies. But who would be willing to do that? .....

"So what do you say you guys?! Adventure, treasure, thrills, EXCITEMENT! Who wouldn't want to go!" Alex asked.

"I don't know man." Soul said.

"Yeah, sounds kinda risky." Rivet said.

"Well, I guess I'll go." Clyde said.

"See?! Clyde is willing to go! So what about you two?!" Alex asked. Soul sighed.

"Fine, I'm in." He said reluctantly. Rivet rolled his eyes.

"Well I guess I'll go to." He said.

"Yes! Let's get ready!" Alex said.

"Alright, water!" Alex asked.

"Check!" soul said.

"Map!"

"Check!" Rivet said.

"My hand gun for safety, check. Digging equipment."

"Check." Clyde said.

"Food rations and machete."

"Check." Soul said.

"Alright guys! We're set! Now time to head into the woods." Alex said. He turned to face the woods, the dense brush was blocking their vision at ground level. "Hand me the machete." Alex said. Soul passed it to him. He unsheathed the blade and started to hack away at the brush, clearing a path to walk through.

"Jeez, this place is like a friggin jungle." Rivet said.

"I know, awesome isn't it?" Alex asked.

"Hey, what happens if we get lost?" Rivet asked.

"Don't worry. I have an emergency GPS. If we get lost we can use it to get home." Alex said. There was another few minutes of silence, occasionally penetrated by the sound of machete cutting through thick bushes and leaves.

"Man it's hot out here." Rivet said.

"You'll get use to it." Alex said, slight annoyed.

"This bag is heavy." Rivet said.

"Rivet." He stopped hacking and turned around. "Buddy, we love ya. but if you don't stop complaining, Ima smack the shit outa you." Alex said.

"Alright, fine, I'll stop." He said quietly.

They wondered through the dense jungle, stepping over vines, rocks, and branches as they went. They came across the occasional patch that they needed to hack through, but Alex's machete made quick work of it. It was starting to get dark, so Alex decided to stop.

"Alright, we'll setup camp here for tonight. Rivet, Clyde, you setup the tents. Me and soul will get a fire going." Alex said.

"Sure, no problem." Clyde said.

"Anything to get this bag off my back." Rivet mumbled.

"Rivet, what did I say about complaining?" Alex asked.

"I didn't say anything." Rivet said. Alex had started a fire with in moments, and soul was tangled in what was suppose to be a tent. The group stopped when they heard a growling and rustling coming from the bushes. It was a grizzly bear, it looked pissed. Alex looked at it, looked at the group, looked back at it, and smiled. He grabbed his steel baseball bat, and charged the bear.

"What is he-OH GOD WHY?!" Clyde said.

"MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!!!" Soul shouted.

"HOW IS HE SHAVING THAT BEAR WITH A BAT!?!!" Rivet shouted. The bear looked panicked as Alex was shaving it bald, using a baseball bat.

"MMUAHAHAHAHHA!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Alex chuckled. He slowly shaved the beast with the bat.... Some how. Watching the bear squirm in discomfort. He laughed as the bear tried to get away and failed. Once the poor animal was void of all fur, it ran off in terror.

"Ok..... I did not want to see that..... But I did..... Good god what did I just witness?" Clyde asked. The others were too shocked to say anything.

"Ok guys! The location should be just around this bend!!" Alex said excitedly. They turned the corner and Alex's smile fell when he saw just a clearing with a solid rock slab for the forest floor. "The fuck!" He said. Clyde rested a hand on his shoulder.

"I don't think there's an idol dude." Clyde said.

"Dammit! Well I'm not leaving unless I find something!" He pulled out a rock hammer and started chipping away at the Rock. He did this for a few moments, just to vent his anger. But he stopped when he saw something. He lightly tapped a chunk of rock he picked up, and it split in two. Inside was a gorgeous fossil skeleton of a small, feathered Dinosaur. Alex smiled and held it up for everyone to see.

"Wow! That's neat looking!" Soul said.

"Well, you found something bud. We can leave now." Clyde said.

"Yep, let's go play video games." Rivet said. The group walked about twenty feet to their right, and ended up back in Canterlot. "I still wonder why we had to spend the night out here if we were only twenty feet away from town."

"It adds effect." Alex said.

Video games!!!! Hanging out with friends part 2

Alex, Treble, Warhawk and Alejandra were all walking through what seemed to be an old fashioned French or British town. They were wearing assassins creed outfits, and there was something off about everything around them. It had this unreal look to it. Like it looked almost real, but not quiet there. This idea was solidified by the fact that two people walked right through each other.

"Man, I'm glad we got the virtual reality edition of Assassins creed!" Alex said.

"I still say they got the concept of the VR helmet from sword art online." Warhawk said.

"Oh hush with the anime talk Warhawk! We're in an assassins creed game not an anime convention." Treble said playfully. Alex sighed.

"Treble, I'm glad your back man." Alex said.

"Glad to be back. NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT THAT DILDO?! I NEED TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH IT!!" Treble said. Alex streched his back a bit.

"Man, we haven't seen any Templars yet. This is getting kind of boring." Alex said.

"Be patient sweetie. We'll find them eventually." Alejandra said.

"I hope we don't run into any trolls first though." Alex said. They walked for a bit. another group of assassins was walking by them, mostly consistent of males. They noticed Alejandra and started flirting.

"Hey baby! What's up!? Why don't you join some real assassins!?" One of them said.

"Yeah, I can show you my 'hidden blade'!" Another said.

"I'm her boyfriend you assbaskets." Alex said.

"I don't know why, you clearly have a tiny dick. I wonder why she's even with a dumbass like you?" One of them said. Alex's left eye started to twitch.

"Oh god." Alejandra said.

"What?" One of them asked.

"You pressed the name calling button." Alejandra said.

"So? I don't think he even has the skills to take us on." One of them taunted. He was abruptly interrupted by an arrow to the forehead. The arrow had come from Alex's phantom blade. The mans pupils became small and he continued staring straight ahead.

"Ok... I'm leaving.... But let the record show.... It was MY CHOICE!!!" He slowly walked away, whimpering the whole time. Alex released his hidden blades and gave the other four a death stare.

"RUN! NOW!" he shouted. The four other assassins ran away. They occasionally tripped on their own feet as they took off. Wahawk starred at him.

"Jesus dude! What was that about?!" Warhawk asked.

"Years of being on the road force you to learn to not take shit from anybody. Treble had this explained to him already." Alex explained. He retracted his blades and locked them in place.

"Ok, remind me never to call you any names." Warhawk said.

"Noted. Hey, I think I see some Templar's!" Alex said. They all looked at the gathering of people, and the horse drawn carriages that were lining up.

"Finally some action!" Warhawk said.

"Alright everyone, you know the drill. Alex, please aim for their heads when you use your crossbow." Alejandra said. She flipped her hood up and started to climb a nearby building.

"Oh I'll aim for their heads alright, but it won't be the ones on their shoulders." Alex said with a sly smile. He flipped his hood up, and began to scale another building. "Ok, let's turn team speak on." He pressed a button on his menu and looked around.

"Alright, can you guys hear me?" Alex asked.

"Loud and clear." Alejandra responded.

"Me and Warhawk are gonna take the ground level, you guys spot us." Treble said.

"Got it. Let's do this." Alejandra said.

The group was walking down another street. They were talking and laughing. Alex had his arm around Alejandra, and she was resting her head on his shoulder. Treble was messing with Warhawk, and they were talking about the funny Inge that happened on their little mission.

"I love how Treble ran out of arrows, so he started throwing dead NPC's at them." Alex said. They all shared a laugh.

"At least I'm not the only one who did something weird, you kept shooting them in their dicks." Treble said. They all laughed.

"I don't know why, but their genitals just speak to me. They say 'shoot us!'." Alex joked. Treble gasped and ran to stand on top of a box.

"Today! I shall give you a speech!" He cleared his throat. "Now I know that we may look like we suck the brown parts of bananas! And we also look like a bunch of dick punching weirdos! And we are just as skilled at sucking dick as we are at this ga!-" he was cut of by Alex. He shanked him in the back "AW MAN! Y U KILL ME!?" He managed to get out before his character died.

"Fool, ain't nobody want to listen to no dumb ass speech!" Alex said.

"Oh yeah!?" Treble said, seemingly appearing out of no where. He pulled out a strange looking laptop and typed something. A roar came from the sky and the others looked up. A stealth bomber was dropping Treble Mix rag dolls. Each of the rag dolls exploded as they hit the ground. Alex, Alejandra and Warhawk all ran away while the stealth bomber was making its pass. Treble was just laughing like a mad man as fires broke out in the virtual city, and buildings were leveled. Alejandra seemed to be having trouble keeping up, so Alex threw her over his shoulder and ran down the street with her.

"How does he do this stuff?!" Alex shouted.

The promise

Alex was in his garage, walking back and forth between his bikes, and his computer. Alejandra silently watched him from the doorway for the garage, curious as to what he was doing.

"Alex? Sweetie, what are you doing?" Alejandra asked with a smile.

"Pricing my bikes." Alex said. He continued to work as if nothing happened.

"Why?" Alejandra asked.

"Oh, I'm selling my bike collection. I'm reducing it down to two bikes." Alex said.

"And what made you decide to do this?" Alejandra asked.

"Well. Our income is high enough to support us and our insurance bills for these bikes. But, we don't have enough left for any real retirement fund. So, I'm selling the bikes and putting the money towards when we are old and can't work anymore. Combine that with the large amount of money taken off our insurance bills, and we should have plenty to retire." Alex said.

"Why are you focusing on retirement already?" Alejandra asked. Alex sighed.

"Come here." He said Alejandra walked over to him. He pulled out a box and opened it, revealing two silver rings. "Now, these aren't engagement rings. I don't think we're mature enough for that. But they are special. They're called promise rings, and they're to symbolize our promise to each other. I'm making a promise with you, a promise that we will get married once we are mature enough." He slid the ring onto one of Alejandra's fingers, and turned it to a side with the word "promise" on it. it was engraved in cursive, and it had tiny gems placed around the word. Alejandra was crying tears of joy. She leapt out and hugged Alex. She kissed him for a few seconds, and then slid the second promise ring onto one of his fingers.

"I love you." She said.

"I love you too Alejandra."

"So you sold all of your bikes, except for two?" Straight asked. He had a shocked look on his face.

"Yup." Alex said.

"Which two did you keep?" Soul asked. Sharing Straight's shocked expression.

"The Harley Davidson 48 and my Ducati 848." Alex said.

"Man, I guess we can't call you the bike addict anymore." Warhawk said. He looked disappointed.

"Wait, did you sell the custom bike we made?" Soul asked with a look of concern.

"Yep, I sold it to treble. I wanted that one to stay in our group, just because it was something we made together." Alex said. Soul sighed. At least he could still see what he helped make.

"Yeah, thanks for giving me the bike by the way! I'm gonna treat her real good." Treble said. He put a hand on Alex's shoulder.

"I know you will Treble." Alex said.

"Wait, why did you pick the 48 over the others?" Daemon asked.

"Eh, I like the sporty slash muscular look it has. Although, the mini apes are a bit high, so I'm gonna go for the stock handle bars on the bike." Alex said.

"Well, do you know what your gonna do with the money you made?" Artemis asked.

"Yeah, I'm putting toward my future with Alejandra." Alex said.

"That a boy! This requires a toast!" Mise said. He took a sip from his flask.

"Well, I'm happy for you man. I think you made a great decision." Clyde said. He gave Alex a pat on the back.

"I just can't believe that you sold all those bikes. I mean, you had nearly twenty bikes all for you. I bet that garage must be pretty empty now." Night said.

"Yeah, but I'll find something to do with that space. And I'll admit, I'm gonna miss the breakout. But I think the 48 is more suited to my size anyway." Alex said.

"Welp, who wants to go get pizza!?" Clyde said. Everyone said me at the same time and they ran towards their vehicles. They started their engines and began hauling ass to the pizza shop.

hulk "smash" if you know what I mean.

Alejandra walked out of the bath room, with towel wrapped around her body. The steam flowing out of the confined space. She walked to her bedroom and dropped her towel to get dress. But a particular Alex was also going to ask her a question.

"Hey Alejandra, which engine kit do you think I should use-oh God!" He said. She shrieked, trying to cover herself with her arms. Alex shielded his eyes. "I'm so sorry Alejandra, I didn't know you had just gotten out of the shower!" He said.

"Um, Alex. Your pants." She said. Alex looked down at his pants and covered his crotch.

"Shit! My bad!" He said.

"You know, we've been dating for four years now. You would have figured we would have, you know?" Alejandra said.

"Well, I think that's because neither of us have been able to catch the other in the same mood." Alex said, still covering his crotch and eyes.

"Well, seeing your condition, I think that just changed." She said.

"Wait, what do you mean?" Alex asked. She removed his hand from his eyes.

"You know what I mean." She said in a sultry tone. "So, what's say?" She asked. Alex sat there for a second. But something in his mind finally said fuck it, and he quickly removed his shirt.

"Let's hulk smash baby!" He said.

The next day at school, Alex walked in with a big smile on his face. He felt fantastic. He was happy as can be, and who wouldn't be after a night like the one before. In short, shit was intense. He was walking toward his friends, when he bumped into someone.

"Hey, watch it asshole!" The man shouted. Alex's friends gasped. They knew this couldn't end well for the poor guy. He probably wouldn't last but a few seconds.

"Sorry man." Alex said, catching all of his friends of guard. He finally got to his friends and starred at them. "Sup?" He said.

"Man, what's got you in such a good mood? You usually would have kicked that guys ass!" Clyde said.

"Yeah, why are you in such a good mood?" Warhawk asked. Alex chuckled.

"Me and Alejandra released some "tension" if you know what I mean." Alex said. Almost everyone was congratulating Alex, and patting him on the back. Except for Warhawk.

"What?" Warhawk asked. Alex starred at him for a second, his smile falling just a bit.

"We "hulk smashed"." Alex said. Warhawk continued staring at Alex.

"What?" He asked again.

"Oh for the love of Christ. We fucked!" He shouted at Warhawk.

"Ok dam! You could have been more subtle about it." Warhawk said.

"I tried being subtle! You weren't picking up on any of the dirty remarks I was making!" Alex said.

"Oh, well congrats anyway." Warhawk said. Alex facepalmed.

Meanwhile, With the girls...

Alejandra walked into school. She felt amazing, and surprisingly happy. She almost felt like spinning with her arms out to her sides, but she didn't want to hit anyone. She walked to her locker, deposited some books, and went to look for her friends. She did this every morning. Locker, find friends, talk until class starts. She knew she could find them in one of three places. The statue, which she already checked. The music room, or the gym. She figured she would check the music room first. She quickly ran her fingers through her hair, and began walking.

She walked through the halls, greeting and waving at the different people she passed. After two minutes of walking, she final reached the mucks room. She opened the door to the music room, and her friends were inside. Rainbow dash, Applejack and Pinkie pie were all talking with each other, while Sunset and Fluttershy held their own conversation. Rarity sat by herself, fixing her make up. She looked up from he portable mirror and right at Alejandra. She smiled and waved.

"Alejandra darling! How are you?" Rarity asked.

"I'm doing great. I'm excited because me and Alex just ok a big step in our relationship!" She said.

"You simply must give me the details." Rarity said.

"Well we, um, did it, for the first time yesterday." Alejandra said. She a

Was blushing a bit. She was slightly embarrassed to say that out loud.

"My, that is a big step. Tell me how the whole thing started." Rarity said.

"Well, I had just gotten out of the shower and I was about to get dressed, when he walked in. He wanted to ask me a question and he saw me there, w-with out a towel." Alejandra said.

"What happened next?" Rarity asked.

"Well, he kind of, got turned on. He tried to hide it. but the few seconds I saw the, buldge, in his pants, it kind of turned me on too. From there, I offered to have sex and he excepted." Alejandra said, still a bit embarrassed to be saying it.

"Well that wonderful for you two darling. I remember my first time with Clyde" Rarity giggled. "We were both so shy. But as it progressed, we got over it." Rarity said.

"Well, do you have any advice?" Alejandra asked.

"Yes, I do as a matter of fact. If you are ever "in the mood" don't be afraid to tell him. It will make you both so much happier that way." Rarity said.

"Thanks Rarity." Alejandra said.

"Your very welcome darling." Rarity said.

alex's cosplay Friday!

'Twas Friday in December, and people were getting ready for the up coming holidays. Houses were decorated, people were starting to wear heavier clothing, and there was even more joy then usual in the air. Amoungst all this joy and happiness, Alex was getting ready for the day, which was going to be a good one for him. He had an idea the night before, an idea to have a cosplay Friday. He called all of his friends that morning to let them know, and he was pulling out a costum of his own. He laid the costume out on his bed in front of him, and he smiled.

at school...

Alex made his entrance by kicking the school doors open, getting everyone's attention. He slowly walked inside, and people stood in awe of his costume. He was wearing an Ezio costume, It had a beaked hood that was classic for the franchise. He was also wearing two genuine leather gauntlets with the retracting mechanism and dull hidden blades on each wrist. He spotted his friends all talking with one another.

Warhawk was dressed like Kirito from Sword Art Online. Soul was dressed as C3PO. Straight was dressed as Randy Orton. Treble dressed like Deadpool. Zero dressed like Wolverine. Clyde was dressed like the Hulk. Artemis Dressed like Green arrow. Mise dressed he usually did because fuck the rules. Daemon dressed as superman. Night dressed as Captain America. Swift dressed like the flash, and Rivet was dressed like Batman. Alex strode up to his friends, smiling the whole way.

"Sup guys?" Alex said.

"Nice Ezio costume dude." Warhawk said.

"Thanks. Nice coat, it looks a lot better in real life then it did in SAO." Alex said. "Unfortunately, not everyone came in costume today." He said, staring at Mise.

"Hey, I am in costume! I'm a drunken Irishmen." He said.

"Your drunk?"

"Not yet I'm not." Mise said. Alex sighed and chuckled.

"Alright guys, let's show these dipthongs how cosplaying is done." Alex said. They all started walking to their home room, getting the occasional stares from impressed people. Night tapped Alex on the shoulder, getting his attention.

"Hey, are those blades real?" He asked.

"Yeah, they're made of real metal and all." Alex said. "But between you and me, the blades are so dull they couldn't cut paper. But don't tell anyone but the principle and the guys that." He whispered. Night nodded his head and they continued to home room. Alex had a feeling that everyone felt as badass as he did, I mean who wouldn't? Him and his friends are dressed up as badass characters, they should feel like badasses. They were about to walk through the door, when a boy stopped him. Alex recognized him, he had almost forgotten about this guy after being on the road for so long.

"Hello... Alex." He said.

"Kevin." Alex said. his face of happiness was replaced by one of anger.

"I see your still as short as ever. Pity, I thought you would have turned out to be taller. I see you've made some friends, good for you. Even losers need friends." Kevin said.

"Why you little!-" Alex was cut off by a punch to the face. His friends rushed to his side. He got up, wiping the corner of his mouth.

"Are you alright?!" Clyde asked.

"Do you need me to handle him?" Straight asked.

"No... I've got him." Alex said. Everyone looked at him like he was mad. Kevin just laughed. Alex removed his gauntlets and handed them to soul. He cracked his neck and knuckles, before staring at Kevin.

"I'm waiting, midget!" Kevin said smugly. Alex ran full speed at the wall right near Kevin. With a quick push of the wall, Alex gave him a full force roundhouse kick to the face. Everyone around his let out a set of cringes and ooo's at the sight of it.

"That's gotta hurt." Straight said. Kevin just dropped unconscious. Alex grabbed a book from someone and opened it to a random page, he sat down next to Kevin's unconscious body.

"There once was a boy, known as the boy who got smacked. He was a dickhole to everybody, and no one really liked him. One day, he messed with someone half his size, and he got roundhouse kicked in the face. And that is how he became known, as the boy who got smacked. Night night bitch." Alex stood up and threw the book behind him. A series of OOHH's eminated from the people around him. Treble was laughing extremely hard, and he rolled on the ground laughing.

"Alright, alright. I know it was funny but it wasn't that funny. Soul, I'm gonna need my gauntlets back." Alex said.

"Sure thing, Ezio." Soul said. Alex chuckled and took his gauntlets.

"Dude! Do you know martial arts or something?!" Swift asked.

"No, but I do know how to do advanced Parkour, and you'd be surprised how much parkour can come in handy in a fight." Alex said.

"Dude, doesn't that literally make you like Ezio?" Warhawk asked. Alex paused for a moment and raised his fist into the air.

"I shall now be called Ezio Auditore! Fear me N' stuff." Alex said. "That started out so well, but then I ran out of things to say."

"Well, let's get to home room." Clyde said.

"Wait! I have my speech figured out!" Alex said.

"Nope, too late, the moments gone." Straight said.

"Dammit!"

Parkour master and the beginners

It was a Nice Saturday morning in December, and for some reason Mother Nature had gotten her fucking seasons wrong. I'm not joking when I say it was 79 degrees outside. Alex had called up the guys, and found out that there were two new people in their group of friends.

"WHY THE FUCK AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO FIND OUT ABOUT THEM!?!" Alex shouted into the phone.

"Jesus! Calm down! There will be plenty of time to meet them." Clyde said.

"Ok fuck waiting, they're coming with us today." Alex said.

"Where are we even going?" Clyde asked.

"Some place fun. Just make sure you wear shoes with good grip, some fingerless gloves to prevent blisters, and the rest is up to you." Alex said.

"We're going to a parkour coarse, aren't we?" Clyde asked.

"What was your first hint? The shoes with good grip thing, or the fact that I just kicked someone across the face?" Alex asked sarcastically.

"Not dignifying the sarcasm. Anyway, we'll meet you at the school, ok?" Clyde said.

"Alright, see you there. Bye." Alex ended the call and put his Ezio costume back on. "Alejandra I'll be back! I'm going to hang out with the guys for a bit!"

"Alright, just be safe!" She shouted from the other room.

"K! Love you!" He said before walking out the front door. Inside the house, Alejandra was in the bathroom with a a strange looking test in her hand. She sat there taking deep breaths to calm her self down.

"Alright, I'll tell him when he gets back. But for right now, I'll just calm myself down." She said.

at le school...

Alex walked up to Clyde and soul, who were standing with two people he didn't recognize. He whistled for their attention and they all looked his way. Clyde began massaging the bridge of his nose with two fingers once he saw what he was wearing.

"Alex, why are you wearing your Ezio costume still?" Clyde asked.

"A better question is, why aren't you wearing an Ezio costume?" Alex retorted with a sarcastic smile on his face. Clyde groaned a bit.

"Anyway! Here are our newest members into our group." Clyde said. One of them was wearing a black jacket with orange fur on it, he also had orange hair and peach skin. he extended his hand to Alex.

"I'm Shard." He said.

"Nice to meet you." Alex said. The second one had hair as black as obsidian, and eyes that had a near perfect color match to rubies. He extended a hand to Alex.

"Names Tiberious." He said.

"Awesome. I've meet everyone now. Anyway, we're gonna go to a parkour coarse today. I'm gonna show these noobs how parkour is really done." Alex said.

"Hey!" Soul said.

"Oh I'm sorry, but last time I checked, I'm the only one who can do a hand stand on a small metal pipe suspended in the air." Alex said.

"Yeah, well you don't need to rub it in." Soul said.

"Fine!" Alex groaned. "But I still have to teach you guys how to parkour, remember." Souls pupils shrank, and he gulped. "Well, let's get a move on. Times a wasting." Alex said.

The parkour coarse was a large, out door facility. The ground on the coarse was made of a set of padding to stop as many fall related injuries as possible. The coarse had average height, two story buildings made of brick. The parkour coarse was the towns way of turning abandoned homes into something everyone could use. The buildings had their windows and doors removed to prevent homeless people from living in them during the winter. They didn't really need to worry about the summer because the coarse was heavily used during those months, and the patrons that used it would chase the homeless out.

Alex paid the entrance fees for him and his friends, and they all starred in awe at the place. It was Alex's first time being there because it had opened when he was on the road. His friends looked around in fear of the heights that Alex would make them climb, Alex looked around at all the fun places to climb.

"Well, what do you guys think?!" Alex asked with a huge smile on his face.

"I think we're gonna die here." Soul said.

"Oh please, these buildings aren't tall enough for that. You guys have helmets anyway, and there's a shit ton of padding everywhere. The most you'll get is a couple fractured bones." Alex said.

"Your not helping." Clyde said.

"Come on, Clyde! You play sports, you've gotta have a strong grip! And so long as you have a strong grip, you should be fine." Alex said.

"What if we don't have a strong grip?" Tiberious asked.

"Then pray that you don't break anything when you fall." Alex said.

"Don't you mean IF we fall?" Tiberious said.

"Sure, what ever helps you sleep at night." Alex said. He took off running towards a building with walls made of large stone bricks. There were gaps between the brick work that were large enough to fit your foot or hand in. He began climbing up the wall, and made it to the roof in less then thirty seconds. From there, he began leaping from roof top to roof top, making him feel even more like Ezio. His friends tried to keep up with him from the ground, taking the alleyways and watching as he would leap from building to building. Eventually he ran out of buildings on that side of the padded street he was on, but he saw a potentially path to get across the(former) street. There was a steal cable that extended from the building he was on, to another one across the gap.

Alex took a deep breath, and began walking across the cable. He was slightly crouched as he walked, just so he could keep his balance. He made it to the other side, and continued to explore the veritable playground. He came to the top of an old bell tower, and looked down at his friends. The wind blew diagonally across his face, giving him a whiff of crisp, clean air.

"Hey, you gonna teach us to parkour now or what?!" Soul shouted from the ground.

"Yeah! I'll be down in a second!" Alex said. He put his hood up and took a step off the bell tower, falling feet first toward the ground. Shard and soul shielded their eyes from what they thought would be the death of their friend. But instead Alex landed perfectly fine In a kneeling position, his arms out to his sides and his eyes looking at the ground. He got up from his kneel and looked at his friends with a smile.

"That wasn't funny!" Soul said. Shard was laughing.

"That was awesome!" Shard said.

"Thank you, I got my inspiration from the trailer for Assassin's creed II." Alex said.

"I thought that looked familiar." Clyde said.

"Well I hope you all were taking notes, because your training begins now." Alex said. Everyone but Alex let out a collective groan.

Training the beginners how to parkour

Alex stood in front of a short concrete wall, facing his friends. His friends were standing side by side, watching Alex intently. The concrete wall only came up to Alex's waist, and the bricks still looked new. He was about the train the shit out of them today. He fully intended on getting the basics covered today, and maybe more advanced stuff later. He paced from side to side, setting the serious mood for his first lesson.

"Alright young fucks. First we're going to be learning vaults and kongs. Now some of you may be asking if I'm talking about a safe or a giant ape. But, I'm talking about methods of getting over shorter object like tables, or this concrete wall. I'll start with a simple move, the lazy vault." Alex said. He ran at the wall and quickly put his right hand on top of it, and used his left leg to get him completely over the small barrier. "Soul, come try it." Alex said.

"Alright, seems easy enough." Soul jogged up to the wall and tried his best to mimic what he saw. Unfortunately, his right foot got snagged on the wall and he fell off instead sticking it. Alex sighed.

"That's.... Thats alright Soul, you win some you lose some. Better luck next time." Alex said. Soul hung his head in shame as he walked away. "This is going to be a long day." Alex said to himself.

[two hours later....]

"Alright, now I'm going to show you how to do a basic Kong. Watch and learn." Alex said. He took to a full speed sprint at the brick wall. He jumped, pulling his legs close to his chest and using his arms to hurl himself over the barrier. He did a small roll when he landed to slow himself down before returning his gaze to his friends. Soul was obviously nervous, like he was anticipating being chosen for the first go. "Clyde, you play basketball right?" Alex asked.

"Yeah, why?" Clyde asked.

"Well you must have some strong arms, so why don't you try it first?" Alex said. Clyde nodded and started backing up to gain speed. He took off running toward the wall, approaching the reddish hurdle with a matter of seconds. His arms easily carried him over the wall, and he landed on the other side perfectly fine. "Good job Clyde. Shard, why don't you give it a go?" Alex said. Shard nodded and began running toward the wall. He got himself over the wall perfectly fine, but he struggled trying to slow himself down afterward. Alex sighed, he knew he'd forgotten something.

"Okay, hold up. I forgot to show you all something. It's a technique you use when falling from high heights, or when your trying to slow down. Now, it may seem silly. But this could be the difference between you breaking your legs or smashing face first into a wall." Alex said.

"We're listening." Tiberious said.

"If your trying to slow down after a vault, or just trying to keep your feet intact after a fall, go into a roll. But don't roll like you normally would, none of that head first shit. When you roll, start on the same side as your dominate hand. You wanna roll diagonally over your dominate shoulder blade, and make your way to the non-dominate side of your back. I'm right handed, so I'll start the roll on my right shoulder and end it at the lower left of my back." Alex said. The guys nodded and focused back on Alex. "This next part is where you really need to listen. In the event that you just jumped off something and you want to keep your speed, this will help. First you do the roll like normal, but you end the roll on your feet instead of your lower back. But if your just trying to slow down, end the roll in a crawling position to haunt your momentum."

Alex did a roll, and ended the roll in a crawling position. He stood back up and did another roll, but ended the roll on his feet. His friends observed him carefully, taking in the position of every limb to try and replicate it later.

"I think I get it, but what reminded you to teach us the roll?" Clyde asked.

"I saw shard struggling to stop himself after the Kong. It's alright though, I'm not doing too bad for my first time teaching Parkour." Alex said as he both stood and walked on his hands. Clyde had to go over that last part again in his head. He put his hands up and inhaled.

"Wait, did you just say it's your first time teaching Parkour?" Clyde asked.

"Yup." Alex said, his voice being distorted as he was putting himself back on his feet.

"So you have no idea how to teach parkour, an activity that could be dangerous, and yet your still teaching us?" Clyde asked.

"Well, I gotta learn how from somewhere." Alex said.

"That's fair."

[four hours later]

Alex and his friends were heading home after a long day of training. Alex felt better then ever, but the others..... Not so much.

"Ow, my legs are killing me." Soul wheezed.

"My fingers are all red and beat up." Tiberious groaned.

"Tell me about it, my arms are killing me." Clyde said.

"Oh god, my lungs are trying to kill me." Shard moaned.

"Well, the good news is we got through a lot more then I thought we would. There's not much left to show you guys, just a handle full of things left." Alex said.

"Seriously Alex, how do you do all those flips and spins without getting sick?" Shard asked.

"Your stomach gets use to it. I use to be afraid of heights, but I got over it as I did parkour. Some things you just become accustomed to." Alex said. He felt his phone buzz in his pocket. "Hold that thought." He retrieved his phone from his pocket and scanned the contents of the screen. It was a text from Alejandra.

"come home soon... I have a surprise for you." Alex chuckled at the text.

"Sorry guys, as much as I'd love to stay and hear you guys moan some more, Alejandra has a surprise for me at home. So, deuces!" Alex said. He took off like a bullet, racing back toward his house. The others groaned as they no longer had someone to share their pain with.

Surprise!

Alex ran up to the front door of his house, pulling the keys from his pocket. They clanked as he fiddled with them, trying to align it with the lock. He slid the key into the lock and turned it to the left. It made a satisfying "click" as the lock disengaged, allowing the door Knob to move. Alex walked inside, taking a deep breath as he walked in. There, he found Alejandra sitting on the couch. She stood up once Alex was inside.

"Hey sweetie. How was your day?" He asked.

"It's was... Exciting to say the least." Alejandra said with a smile. "Speaking of excitement, I have a surprise for you."

"Oh yeah, you texted me about that. So, what's the surprise?" Alex asked. Alejandra took a deep breath.

"what would you say if I told you we were having a baby?" Alejandra said. A giant smile grew on Alex's face.

"Are-are you, you know?" Alex said, still wearing his huge smile. Alejandra nodded with a big smile on her face. "Oh my god, honey!" He said excitedly. He rushed up to Alejandra and gave her a hug and spinning her around.

"Well your quiet excited." Alejandra laughed. He put her down and took back.

"Well of course I am. I'm gonna be a dad!" He said. He jumped and clicked his heels together. I thought popped into Alex's head. "I gues we're gonna get married soon, huh?" Alex said with a smile.

"Actually, I did some research and I made a decision. All marriage really is, is a financial bond. Just a piece of paper and a ring saying we're together. And, I don't really think we need that. We already share a bank account, and we live in the same house, so why do we need some piece of paper saying we both own everything here? I mean-" Alejandra was cut off by Alex, as he put a finger to her lips.

"I get it. You think we're already close as we can be, and I'm fine with that. But, that means I'm gonna need to put a new promise behind these promise rings. So, I promise to protect, love, and care for my family for as long as I live. I won't do anything without thinking of my family first." Alex said, holding Alejandra's hands. Alejandra starred at Alex with a massive smile.

"Aw, that's so sweet." She gave Alex a kiss. She looked at him for a second, she could see what he wanted to do. "Go on, let's tell our friends."

"Yay! Thank you so much!" Alex said. He pulled out his phone and tapped the screen a few times. "I'm sending a group text to our friends, telling them to meet us at CHS for some exciting news."

"Alright, are you gonna take your bike there?" Alejandra asked.

"Actually, I was thinking we could walk there together." Alex said. Alejandra smiled at him.

"Sure, we can walk together." Alejandra said.

[fifteen minutes later]

Alex and Alejandra approached their school with big smiles on there faces. They saw all of their friends waiting by the Wonder colts statue, smiling and waving at them. They waved back, and a thought popped into Alex's head.

"Man, Rarity is gonna have a field day making outfits, isn't she?" Alex whispered to Alejandra. She giggled.

"Probably." She said.

"Hey you two. What's the big news we all came to hear?" Clyde asked. Alex smiled.

"Do you want to tell them, or can I tell them?" Alex asked.

"Go ahead." Alejandra said. Alex nodded. He cleared his throat and stood up straight.

"I've come here to inform you all that you are going to be aunts and uncles." Alex said. The group looked at each other with confused looks.

"What do you mean darling?" Rarity asked.

"I'm gonna be a dad!" Alex said excitedly. Everyone's jaw dropped.

"Woah, I'm totally surprised. I sure didn't read ahead to find this out." Treble said, he was obviously faking his reaction.

"Thats awesome man!" Mise said.

"Thank you. Although the two of us are going to need some advice on what we should and should not do as a parent. Preferably someone who's having or has had an infant recently." Alex said. Everyone slowly turned their heads toward Soul.

"What?" soul asked.

"Soul, do you think we could ask your mother for some parental advice?" Alex asked.

"Sure, just watch the foul language and don't make dirty jokes and she'll be more then happy to help you." Soul said.

"Thanks brotha. I'm gonna need as much help as I can get with this." Alex said.

[forty five minutes later]

Alejandra, Alex and Soul all arrived at Soul's place. Soul was a little freaked out to say the least, considering he'd never had a set of close friends preparing to have a child before. Soul pulled the house keys out of his pocket and inserted them into the lock. He unlocked the door and lead his friends inside. Once inside he proceeded to call for his mother.

"Mom! My friends need to ask you a few questions!" he called out.

"What kind of questions?!" she called back from another room. Alex cringed.

"Good luck explaining that one buddy." Alex said, patting Soul on the shoulder.

[one set of uncomfortable explanations later]

Dawn sat down on the couch with Alex and Alejandra. She took a moment to get comfortable, repositioning herself a few times before finally settling on a position.

"Thanks again for doing this miss Writer. This came up kind of suddenly, so we have nothing prepared." Alex said.

"Please, call me Dawn, and i'm always happy to help." Dawn said. "well, ask away."

"Alright, we'll start with what's in chronological order. How can I help her feel more comfortable while she's pregnant?" Alex asked.

"Alright, she will start to experience things like morning sickness and she will get cravings. When she gets morning sickness, it's best to try and rub her on the back and try to settle her down. When she gets those cravings, it's best to get her what she's craving or she will become moody. also, as she gets further along in her pregnancy, you will have to start doing a lot more of the house work." Dawn said. Alex mumbled the last part as he frantically typed something into his phone. Alejandra looked over his screen, and saw him typing what Dawn was saying.

"Are you actually taking notes?" Alejandra asked with a smile.

"Well yeah, this is extremely important." Alex said. Alejandra chuckled. "Alrighty, any advice for when the baby is born?"

"Yes actually, it would be wise to do half of the work when the baby cries at night. It will get both of you use to the whole experience, and it will be so much easier on both of you." Dawn said. Alex typed the information into his phone and then looked back at Dawn.

"When should we start introducing the baby to solid food?" Alex asked.

"Roughly between two to three years of age. It all depends on when their teeth come in." Dawn said.

"Alright, that's all I had to ask. You have any questions Alejandra?"

"Nope." she said.

"Okay. Well we better get going, thank you so much for your time Dawn. It helps a lot." Alex said.

"Any time. If it's ok with you, I would like to speak with Alejandra in private for a moment." Dawn said.

"Sure, i'll be waiting outside." Alex walked out the front door and shut it behind him.

"How are you feeling about this? Are you nervous?" Dawn asked.

"Not really. I like to think that everything happens for a reason, so whatever happens i'm ready." Alejandra said.

"That's good to hear. Oh and just between you and me, I may have slipped that back rub part in there for your own enjoyment." Dawn said with a sly smile. Alejandra giggled.

"I figured that, but I won't tell Alex that. After all, why should I give up the opportunity for a free back rub?" Alejandra said.

"Alright, well I don't want to keep you. You take care of yourself Alejandra." Dawn said.

"You too Dawn."

Forgetting someone?

Alex, Alejandra and their friends were all sitting out by the wonder colts statue. They were discussing various things that had happened at CHS, and how absurd some of it was. The magical portals, the pony people hybrids, Treble's antics, all of it was up for discussion. One thing in particular cross Alex's mind, and made him wonder.

"Hey Treble, you remember when you were depressed and I summoned a ghost rider from one of my fan fictions to cheer you up?" Alex said. Everyone but Treble and Sunset starred at him like he was crazy.

"Ok, you did what?!" soul asked.

"Yeah, you guys weren't there were you? well, just ask Treble or Sunset. They were witness to it. That and Sunset helped me summon him." Alex said.

"Well what happened to him?" rivet asked.

"Not sure, all I found was a set of tire marks from his bike. I think he ran off." Alex said.

"So you unleashed a ghost rider on the world?" Mise asked.

"Well, more like a person with the curse. But yeah." Alex said.

"What was his name?" straight asked.

"Jacob Carmichael." Alex said. Everyone was interrupted by a flaming motorcycle that came skidding to a halt just feet from them. Alex saw the long trench coat and he instantly knew who it was. His green eyes pierced through the plume of smoke, and his hair was black as night. His peachy white skin acted as another great means of identifying him. Alex saw his black shirt under his unzipped, ankle length trench coat and the skull buckle on his belt. He wore jet black jeans that fit him just right. His tall biker boots with shimmering skull buckles creaked as he shifted the bikes weight onto the kickstand. The spikes on the shoulders of his jacket and the backs of his gloves glinted in the sunlight. The loosely wrapped chain around his torso made a clanking sound with each foot step. "Jacob?!" he said with a smile. The man looked right at him.

"Sup?" he said.

"Where have you been all this time?!" Alex asked.

"Oh, you know. Just doing what I do best." Jacob said.

"Riding a bike?" Alex joked.

"No you moron, punishing the guilty and avenging the innocent." Jacob said in an annoyed tone. He crossed his arms over his chest.

"Well we were just talking about you and how I was wondering what happened to you." Jacob only nodded, keeping his arms crossed. "your just gonna keep standing like that, aren't you?" Jacob looked at him.

"Maybe. I'll do what ever the fuck I want." Jacob said. Alex sighed.

"Alright, someone is a bit moody." Alex mumbled. Jacob smacked him over the back of the head. "Ow!"

"That's for acting like I can't hear you."

"You were mean't to hear it. It's my way of saying cheer the fuck up." Alex said, sitting down next to Alejandra. Jacob looked at Alejandra.

"I can see i'm going to have a sister." Jacob said.

"First of all, she doesn't even look pregnant yet. second, don't you mean a nephew or niece?" Alex asked.

"No. Technically speaking your my father. Therefore it is my sibling. oh, and your having a daughter." Jacob said. Alex chuckled.

"I've always wanted a daughter. well if what your saying is true, then come over here and join us, son." Alex said with a smile. Jacob cracked a smirk and sat down with Alex. Alex messed up Jacob's hair and sighed. "welcome to the family."

"Thanks.... Uh, dad. Oh boy, that's going to take some getting used to." Jacob said. Fang coughed.

"Well this is interesting. One of our friends now has two children, and one of them is a Ghost rider." Fang said.

"Interesting doesn't even begin to describe it." Shard said.

"Try even stranger then Treble and Pinkie combined." Swift said.

"Well, at least you don't have to tell him your names. He already knows them." Alex said.

"How?" Clyde asked.

"How do you think he determines if your guilty or not? He looks into your soul to see what you've done. He knew your names as soon as he pulled up." Alex said.

"He's not wrong." Jacob said.

"Well that's nifty." Artemis said.

"Well it looks like there is now an emo in your group." a voice said. Alex slowly turned his head to see none other then Kevin Daniels.

"Not you again. What do you want ball sack?" Alex said.

"MY NAME IS KEVIN!"

"Yeah but punk here already knows someone called Kevin and I don't want this to be confusing. So your name is now ball sack." Alex said. Kevin's eye began to twitch.

"Well i'm not the one who is hanging around someone who probably cuts them self!" Kevin shouted. That crossed the line for Alex.

"Now I know you're not talking about my son." Alex said.

"Your what?" Alex ran to Kevin, and tried to punt him in the dick. It didn't work. Kevin caught his foot and threw him to the ground. Alex's friends were all standing up to fight Kevin, but they froze when they saw a metal chain wrap around Kevin's leg. Kevin's leg was quickly pulled out from under him, putting him flat on his back. The group's eyes followed the chain back to its source. Right behind them was a flaming skeleton with Jacob's clothing. The skull and neck were the only actually bone showing. The bone was a dark shade of grey, similar to the color of ash. It slowly began to pull Kevin towards it. Kevin tried crawling away, but the chains tight grip around his ankle made it impossible to escape.

The Rider lifted Kevin into the air by the collar of his shirt, and held him close its face. The Rider began to roar in Kevin's face, scaring him even more. It started holding Kevin by the head, forcing him to stare into it's eyes.

"Jacob." a voice said. The Rider quickly snapped his head around to stare at the source. It was his father. "he's had enough. I think he's learned his lesson." the Rider quickly looked back to Kevin and snorted, creating a small cloud of smoke. It threw Kevin to the ground and walked away. Kevin just got up and bolted. The Rider slowly transformed back into Jacob, the skin slowly growing back.

"That looks painful" Daemon said.

"You have no idea." Jacob said as his left eye grew back. Alex chuckled.

"Who wants smoothies?"

birth is a bitch

nine months later

"AAAHHHHH!" Alejandra screamed. She was being wheeled through the doors of the ER and Alex was with her.

"I would like to keep my ear drums please." Alex said. Alejandra grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

"SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD ABOUT MY YELLING AND I WILL END YOU!" she shouted. Alex threw his hands up and surrendered.

"OK! Dam! Now are you sure you want our friends to be there? If you're not comfortable with it, I can tell them to wait outside." Alex said.

"DAMMIT, I WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED THEM TO BE THERE! NOW SHUT UP AND HELP ME!" Alejandra said. Alex nodded.

"Hey." he said in a soft voice. Alejandra's eyes softened up, and she didn't look like she was in as much pain. "it will all be over soon, and we will have our beautiful child with us. Now take deep breaths in through your nose, and out through your mouth." Alex said. Alejandra nodded and started doing the breathing exercises. she was taken to a room were she was hooked up to heart rate monitors, contraction sensors (yes, those are a real thing), and hooked up to IV equipment. Alex's friends came rushing into the room, most of them looked out of breath.

"Hey! We didn't miss anything did we?!" Soul said between breaths.

"No, you got here just in time." Alex said. everyone notice that she was being setup and positioned, and swift passed out after looking at... You know. "Jesus swift! she hasn't even given birth yet and you're already unconscious." Alex noticed that Soul was looking a little green in the face. "you alright soul? You don't look to good."

"I think it was something I ate. I should be fine though." he said.

"Alright if you say so." Alex said.

"You guys might wanna sit tight, she isn't due for another couple hours." the doctor said. Alex nodded and Alejandra's first contraction ended.

"So, I guess we're gonna have to keep you entertained, eh Alejandra?" Alex said. Alejandra sighed and smiled.

"I guess."

45 minutes later

"Look gent's! We've found the treasure we were looking for!" Swift said, he was dressed in an Indiana Jones costume.

"Y'ARG! NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHIN' TA SAY ABOUT IT! THAT THAR TREASURE BE OURS!" Alex said, he was dressed in a pirate costume and he was wielding a sword.

"Oh yeah!" Swift said. he pulled out a sword and the two started dueling. Swords clacked, the men were grunting, and it was quite a show for the girls. the girls were sitting over by Alejandra, discussing the show as it went.

"Where did they get swords?" Sunset asked.

"No clue, but that's the fun of it." Alejandra said.

15 minutes later

Soul was in a Luke Skywalker costume and Alex was dressed as Darth Vader. They were locked in a Light saber battle and it was getting intense. their sabers met and they pushed against each other. Soul held strong and uttered one sentence.

"Vader, I am your mother." he said. Alex froze.

"What!?" Alex said. Soul saw an opportunity to strike, and seized it. he pretended to stab Alex through the chest, and Alex fell to his knees. "M-Mother... why?"

"You're adopted." soul said. Alex dropped and pretended to be dead. Treble was still laughing at the "you're adopted" line. Then Warhawk, dressed as princess Leia, walked into the scene and looked at Alex.

"Meh, he was a dick." Warhawk said. he walked out of the scene and everyone laughed. Rivet, who was dressed as "hood 3PO", walked into the scene. He took two big whiffs of air.

"YO! I think this dog shit himself hommie!" Rivet said.

few hours later

"PUSH!" Alex shouted. Treble, who was on his back laying on the floor, started screaming. Alex then picked up poor Clyde, who'm he force to wear a diaper. "it's a boy!" he shouted.

"Why did you do this to me?" Clyde asked.

"Cause we drew straws and you lost young shit." Alex said.

"This young shit is about to beat yo ass" Clyde said, getting up on his feet. he proceeded to chase Alex around the room.

literally one hour later.... Fuck me for doing this.

"PUSH!" Alex shouted. but this time, it was at Alejandra. The baby was on its way. she started pushing and

Censored

AW COME ON! Stupid teen rating! ugh! whatever, I'll just skip the birth part and get to the good stuff. ok, here it goes.

Alejandra was holding her daughter in her arms, and smiling. Alex was beside her, and he was smiling from ear to ear.

"What should we name her?" Alejandra asked. Alex thought for a moment.

"Since our names already start with the letter A, lets do something different. how about..... becky?" Alex asked. Alejandra smiled.

"Becky, huh? I like it." she said. Alex glanced over to his friends, and everyone was choking back tears of joy. He chuckled a bit.

"Well Becky, welcome to our family."

Time to build a bike! Day 2 part 2

Richard walked into Alex's garage. He saw everyone working and he smiled. 'Man, I could use kids like them in my mechanics shop. Their work ethic is fantastic!' Richard thought. One thing had caught Richards eye, it was Alex's new outfit.

"Woah, I like the new outfit Alex!" Richard said. Alex looked up from the fender he was painting.

"Thanks, I decided it was time to change it up a bit." Alex said.

"I thought you were just goth, seeing as how you would dress in all black." Richard said.

"First off, black is my favorite color. Second, why didn't anyone tell me that I was dressed like a goth person!?" Alex asked. Everyone laughed, with the exception of Alex.

"your metal skull is finished by the way. I used some flexible tubing for a small portion of the tube, just so you wouldn't lose the ability to move the handle bars." Richard said. He looked over to Mise, he was drinking from a metal flask. "That better not be alcohol young man." Richard said. Mise almost choked on his drink.

"What! Pppffff, nooo. It's not alcohol." Mise said, trying to cover it up.

"I'm joking, I know it's alcohol. And although I don't condone underage drinking, I understand that you have a shitty past. So just, Don't let me see you drinking again and I'll over look this incident. Ok?" Richard asked. Mise nodded. Alex's phone buzzed on the table. He picked it up and looked at the screen.

"Who is it?" Soul asked.

"It's Warhawk and Rivet. I asked them to come over and they just texted me back. Warhawk will be here soon, Rivet is bringing Dash with him." Alex said.

"Fantastic! We need more hands for painting." Richard said.

"Not to mention that Alex and Warhawk also have similar tastes in music." Mise said.

"But that means they'll be blasting their music in here." Soul said. Mise took a quick sip of his whiskey when Richard wasn't looking.

"Hey, we'll stay toward the back of the garage ok? It's a big garage so you guys can work without the noise." Alex said. Warhawk pulled up into Alex's drive way, he climbed out of his jeep and walked toward the garage. "Speak of the devil. Sup Warhawk!" Alex said.

"Sup." Warhawk said. Not to long after Warhawk arrived, Rivet and Rainbow dash walked up the driveway. Both their jaws dropped when they saw the large amount of bikes in the garage.

"Dude." Rivet said.

"This is awesome!" Rainbow said. She ran up to the Harley Davidson Breakout. "Can I take it for a ride!?" She asked.

"After we finish painting." Alex said.

"Yes!" She said.

"But only under the condition that you won't scratch or ding anything on it." Alex said. "if you don't mind listening to rock or heavy metal, follow me to the back of the garage, we'll work there." Warhawk and Rainbow followed him to the back. Rivet decided to follow his girlfriend, and ran up to them after taking a moment to think.

"Oh, nice outfit by the way. I thought you were goth there for a second." Warhawk said. Alex said.

"I've been getting that a lot lately. Black is just my favorite color." Alex said. They stopped at a workbench in the back of the finished garage. Rainbow saw the fuel tank of the bike, she was clearly impressed.

"Nice paint job dude! Who painted the chrome skull on it?" Rainbow asked.

"I did, I painted everything on this tank by hand. and there's actually two skulls. One on the right and the left." Alex said.

"That's sick." Rivet said.

"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna put some music on." He linked a set of speakers to his phone using Bluetooth. The first song that came on was Halestorm's AC/DC cover on Shoot to thrill. The three who actually liked the music started to jam out. Rivet just sort of sat there for a second.

"Um, we gonna work or no?" Rivet asked.

"Oh yeah, sorry about that. Just use those airbrushes there to paint the flames on." Alex said, pointing to his airbrushes. Alex picked one up and began to put flames onto the front fender. The others followed shortly after.

"Man, I can't wait to see what this bike is gonna look like. I bet it's going to be so awesome!" Rainbow said.

"Oh um, you guys aren't seeing the finished product until tomorrow." Alex said.

"Why?" Warhawk asked.

"I want it to be a surprise, you'll see me roll up to school on it tomorrow for the big reveal." Alex said.

"Man! I was so excited too!" Rainbow said.

"Hey, relax. you won't have to wait very long to see it." Rivet said. Alejandra walked in and paused the music.

"I know how hard you guys have been working, so I ordered pizza. In other words, come and get it." She said in a cheerful tone. Alex walked up to her.

"Aw, you didn't have to do that." Alex gave her a kiss.

"I know, I just thought it would be nice." Alejandra said.

"Well it was very sweet of you. Oh, and I'd like to introduce you to Mise. I met him yesterday along with Artemis, who isn't here today." Alex said.

"Well it's very nice to meet you Mise." Alejandra said.

"Thank you, it's nice to meet you too." Mise said. He waited for everyone to leave the garage to eat, before taking a huge chug of his whiskey. He hid the flask and walked to join the others.

It was nine o'clock at night, and everyone but Richard had left for the night. Alex applied the clear coat of sealant to the chrome painted skull. He waited a few moments, letting the coat dry. Once it dried, Alex picked up a custom made bracket and a few bolts. He mounted the skull onto the forks, placing it right where the head light should have been. Richard sighed.

"You think they'll like it?" He asked.

"Oh, I think they'll love it." Alex said. He took a few steps back to admire his handy work.

"Alright little bro, I'm gonna hit the hay. See ya tomorrow." He said.

"Yeah, see ya tomorrow." Alex said. He sat there and looked at it for a few moments, he couldn't help but feel like something was missing. He smiled and reached into one of his draws of spare parts. He pulled something out, his smile grew. "This is what it needs." Alex said.