The Story Designed Specifically To Get Notifications 4

by TheSorcerersApprentice

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 425

Sorcerer writes whatever he wants to for a change

Sorcerer writes whatever he wants to for a change

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-09 23:42:51 UTC

Revenge Of Donald Trump

GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROOOOOOOAD

AHM ELTON JOHN I NEED TO USE THE JOHN.

WOOOOOna

WOOOONNNA?

WHO'S BEST PRINCESS?

"Um...m-"

NOPE!

(Kefka laugh)

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The Story Specifically Designed To Get Notifications 4!

LOOK ITS 4CHAN! HI, 4CHAN!

"Sorcerer, 4chan isn't a person. It's a website filled with terrible p-"

SHUT UP, NIGHTY!

I SHOULD WRITE A STORY ANOUT TWILIGHT AND PERIDOT!

"Sorcerer, are you high right now?"

NOOOOOOOOO, IM GOOOOOODn

Peridots was walkifnf one day-o WHEN SHE SSE TWILTI SPUR,LE!

".....CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Said Peridot.

PERIDOT SHOT TWIKTI WITH HER LASER BUT TUEN NAH FROM DIRE EMVLEM SAID,

"DUS RO DAHHHHHHHHH!"

DOVAKHIIN DOCAKHIN NOT A SINGLE SARDINE!

EXCEPT TWILIT DIED. BUT PERIDOT DIDNT DIE BECAUSE REASONS.

"CRYSTAL CLOOOOOOD!"

PERIDOT SHOT NAH AND SHE GOT DEAD. EXCEPT SHE DIDN'T!

PERIDOT SAID

"CRYSSTALL CLODODSISKSIOSOSOSOSOJFUWIOQJFJOAOSKDKWOSODKJEKSLSJDKWPAKDOWOSODKWK"

Peridot died after that.

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Rip in piece Angry Green Smol Space Dorito

Liek dis if u cry evrytim

BUT THEN SHE DIDNT DIE!

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A GUST OF WIND FLEW THROUGH THE AIR! IT WAS PROFESSUH LAID-TON FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

"Puzzles." He said.

EVERYTHING EXPLODED AROUND HIM. THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE! THE WORLD ITSELF WAS ABOUT TO END. THUDNER AND LIGJTNING CLOUDED THE SKIES. THE AGONY EVERYPONY WAS FEELING WAS UNBROTHERBEARABLE!

BUT THEN, PERIDOT REALIZED SOMETHING: PROFESSUH LAID-TON WAS THE CLUSTER!

PUZZLES RAINED DOWN FROM THE SKY! THE VERH FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME WAS FALLING APART!

PERIDOT RAN FOR HER ADORABLE LIFE!

"Puzzles m'boy." LAID-TON SAID.

LAID-TON BECAME A GIANT MOnster!

"A treu gentlemn reks scrubs liek u."

PERIDOT WAS UP AGQINST THE WALL! SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING!

"CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Peridot SCREAMED!

PERIDOT KILLED PROFESSUH LAID-TON AND EVERYTHING WAS ALRIGHT NOW.

"PROFESSUH. PROFESSUH. PROFESSUH. PROFESSUH. PROFESSUH. PROFESSUH PROFESSUH!" LUKE YELLED.

"He's ded. It's all good." Beetlejuice consoled.

"NOOO! PROFESSUH!" LUKE CRIED.

PERIDOT, AFTER HER BIG BATLE WITH THE PROFESSUH WENT TO GET SOME PIZZA. NATURALLY, SHE WENT TO HTE NEAREST BURGER JOINT.

"DA CRUSTY CRAB PIZZA IS DA PIZZA FOR U AND ME!" SPINGEBILL SAID.

"No." PERIDOT REPLEID!

"MOAR!" MYKAN KRABS YELLED WHILE BEATING UP SPINGEBILL.

"That poor Sponge!" PERIDOT COMMENTED! PERIDOT SHOT MYKAN KRABS IN THE FACE AND HE WAS DED. NOT BIG SURPRISE.

"Thank you, Angry Green Space Dorito!" SPINGEBILL THANJED!

"All in a days work!" PERIDOT SAID AS SHE FLEW INTO THE SKY ON ANOTHER FANTASTICAL ADVENTURE!

DONALD TRUMP MADE AN OBLIGITORY APPEARANCE!

"Hai. I don't have a revenge this chapter. Sadly, the American dream is ded." DOLAN TRUMPET SAID.

PERIDOT SHOT HIM TOO.

"Sadly, I am officially ded."

TO BE CONTINUED!???!!!?111!1!1!??