A Velvet Silver Lining

Morning came and the sun's rays slipped into Spike's room and over to the bed The light hit the eyelids of Twilight Velvet, forcing her awake from her slumber.

She groaned and turned on the other side and smiled at feeling a firm chest against her. She then removed the sheets to reveal her bed partner. Her eyes slowly widened to see the naked form of Spike.

'Okay, so he did far more then escort me around the party last night, he also escorted me to bed...his bed.' While Velvet was surprised, she didn't try to move away.

Spike then yawned awake as he stretched.

"Hmm, damn hangover." he groaned as his right arm draped over someone beside him.

He looked over to see a surprised yet stunned Twilight Velvet. He looked down and his own eyes widened at seeing her naked form. Spike's morning wood was more like morning steel!

"G...good morning." 'Holy shit! I hope Twi doesn't...no scratch that, Shining Armor doesn't kill me!'

"Hi Spike." smiled Twilight Velvet.

"Wow...what a night...."

"Yeah, it was certainly something when we made whoopee didn't we?"

"Ha....yeah, so was last night a good reason for you to divorce?"

"Well, to be honest, I should be shocked, but I kinda like waking up like this." she smiled on his chest.

"You do?"

"Yeah, and the fact you shot your sperm into me, I'm gonna be staying here a while."

"Oh shit! I might have knocked you up!" he panicked a little at the thought.

"It's okay, I'll make sure they don't stomp you into mulch."

"But what about Night Light?"

"We never touched other after all of you moved out, I wouldn't be surprised if he had sex with some whore!" She joked.

"But he wouldn't do something like that, would he?"

"Who knows what he's doing behind my back during his business trip!"

Meanwhile at a certain hotel room...

Night Light awoke one morning to see Rudolph lying next to him. 'It was a fierce battle to get her out of the stripper business last night, but thank Celestia my coworkers and boss saved us last night!'

Rudolph slowly opened her eyes and saw Night Light. "Mmmorning my blue miracle." She said with a seductive tone. "Thanks for taking down my pimp and freeing all of us from him last night."

"No problem." he smiled before leaning down and kissing her forehead.

"So, what are you gonna do about your wife?"

"She'll understand...but I hope I can get my kids to not kill you for being a home wrecker."

"Well, let's just see."

So after the month ended, Velvet and Night Light met at their home to discuss the divorce. Twilight Velvet and Night Light sat on a couch with their kids across from them after calling them they had something important to discuss with them.

"Twilight." said Night Light.

"Shiny." said Velvet.

"Yeah?" they asked.

"We have something to tell you, that might not like." said Velvet.

"What is it?" asked Twilight.

"Well..." Began Night Light.

"Go-on, tell us." 'Why is my hear racing so fast?'

"We're getting a divorce." revealed Velvet.

Twilight's eyes went wide and Shining Armor fell over on his side!

"WHAT?! Why?!" They shouted.

"Well, the spark between us just isn't as strong as it use to." replied Night Light. "It went out after you guys moved out. Don't be guilty, I just didn't feel like making love to your mom."

"But sex isn't everything. I mean, I'm sure you two still enjoy time with each other, right?" asked Twilight who was a little in denial.

"He never finds time for me after work Twilight, not even when I asked if he'd like to go on a vacation."

"And it's also because I just feel like me and her have different interests after so many years."

Twilight then felt sadder as Shining was holding his hurting heart.

"Look, we might not be together anymore, but we'll always love you too no matter what."

"Y...you will?" Asked Twilight.

"Of course we will sweetheart." Replied Night Light before hugging her.

Velvet hugged Shining and rubbed his back.

"Now...umm...there's some other news we have to tell you."

"What is it?" asked Twilight.

"Someone came in me during your birthday party." announced Velvet.

"And I came in a whore during my business trip." Night Light announced.

"Okay, I'm getting out of here!" Said Shining Armor.

"Son, wait!"

"No, I've lost respect for you old man!" Shining got up and stomped out of the room with Night Light sighing.

"So...who were your partners?" Asked Twilight.

"Well the mare I met is named Rudolph."

"Okay...and mom?"

"Spike."

That's when Shining Armor ran back in just in time for all 3 to go: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

"Yeah." nodded Velvet.

"*sounds*" Went Shining Armor before he unleashed his rage. "I'm gonna..."

"Kill Spike, and I'm disowning you as my son."

Shining was so tempted to forget about the threat and tackle Spike. That's when Velvet and Night Light poked either side of Shining Armor's neck.

"Ack!" Shining Armor then fell.

"Ha, just like when we stopped our old friend Jordon from beating up Francis back in High School."

Shining armor was then temporarily foaming at the mouth from the sudden double nerve jab!

"Is he gonna be alright?" asked Spike.

"Yeah, he'll reel back."

"Wait, what are you doing here Spike?"

"Me and Rudolph were waiting in the kitchen to reveal ourselves."

Twilight then walked over to Spike and Rudolph.

"Promise me you'll tale care of mom?" Asked Twilight with puppy dog eyes.

"Of course I will."

"Good, as for you." she turned towards Rudolph.

"Don't worry Princess, I'm a rescued whore, I won't cheat on your dad, promise."

"Alright, but if I find out you lied and cheat, I'll banish you somewhere much farther than the moon."

And so, all 6 hugged, but Shining Armor then broke out of his paralysis.