The Questions, Answers...
The Questions,Answers, and A Date! Chapter 1
Setting: Ponyville Time: 10:30 P:M
Anon was just walking down the sidewalk after going to Sugarcube Corner for his daily muffin. He was walking down to Twilight's Library/House as she wanted to ask him something. Anon sighed, he didn't know why she wanted him to go to HER house since he lived on the other side of Ponyville. He reached her house and knocked on the door waiting for Spike or someone to open the door.
Twilight opened the door and said excitedly"Come in Anon! I have SO MUCH to ask you!"Anon was thinking about how long the questions would take. She sat down in the sofa and asked "Come on! I can't wait to ask you about heewmans!" Anon quickly replied "Twilight, we pronounce it human, not heewman." She quickly understood that it was then the correct way to say the word.
"Oh" Twilight said as she was levitating her notebook to take notes. "Then what is a human? Humans are a bipedal ape like creature and are omnivor-" Anon couldn't finish his sentence as she screamed and ran behind the sofa. "-ous" He sighed as he dragged her from behind the sofa and in front of him. "Twilight, we are omnivorous BUT we don't need to eat meat. She exhaled slowly, saying"Good, I don't want anyone,well...eaten alive."
She asked the 2nd question"What is the human anatomy like?" He was honestly surprised by that question, but calmly answered it explaining "Humans erm... penises can't hide and stay out while I think women would have the same things." He was about to continue before he noticed that she was writing some notes down on her notebook. He continued by saying "Women also are not the dominant species on Earth, men are."
Twilight then asked me the 3rd question. "What are those little stubs on your hoof? He thought to himself in his head Do they really need to know this? Sure my hands have more capability but she has magic so... "The little stubs are fingers, which have many properties like claws." He explained, not really knowing why she needed to know about that.
Twilight then asked her final question,blushing "Do you want to go on a date with me Anon?" Anon contemplated with his thoughts, thinking whether he should go with her on the date or not. He finally answered "Sure, Twilight!" She trotted up to him and gave him a hug. Then asked him "Do you wanna go to the Hay Burger at 3:00 P.M tomorrow?" He thought about this for a moment before replying "Yeah, that would be perfect time."
