Twilight Eats a Book

by GoldenChaos

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 1307

Twilight has been wondering.... What does a book taste like?

Twilight really wanted to know what a book tastes like. She finally found a book she is going to eat, and she is excited.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-10 17:40:01 UTC

Twilight Eats a Book

                One question kept flickering in Twilight's mind. What does a book taste like? Twilight was pacing around, thinking. Spike came into the Rainbow Kingdom library, and he looked a bit angry.

                "Twilight, your pacing woke me up!" said Spike angrily. Twilight stopped. "Why are you pacing anyway?"

                "I was wondering what books taste like." Spike cracked up. "It isn't funny."

                "Wait until the others here this!" said Spike, as he ran out of the room, still laughing. Twilight rolled her eyes. Doesn't he actually think, thought Twilight to herself. She opened her wings and took flight, leaving the kingdom. Twilight went to Pinkie's shop, because Pinkie might know. Twilight knocked on the door.

               "Hiya Twilight!" says Pinkie. "Come in!" They trot in, and Twilight starts thinking about how she was going to ask Pinkie about how books taste.

              "Pinkie, do you know how books taste?" asked Twilight, and Pinkie stopped. The pink pony looked at Twilight, confused. "I was just wondering. Have you ever tasted a book? You do eat the most random things. I've seen you eat a pencil!"

             "I haven't eaten a book, silly! The pencil tasted like pie though. You should try one!" Pinkie shoved a pencil in Twilight's mouth. Surprisingly, it did taste like pie! This made Twilight even more want to know what a book tastes like!

             "Thanks, Pinkie. But, I better get going to see what a book tastes like. Maybe Rainbow would know? She is daring, and maybe she would have eaten a book as a dare." Twilight teleported to Rainbow's cloud house. She knocked.

            "Twilight, what are you thinking if I was going to be at my house in the middle of the day? I need to practice my tricks." said Rainbow, making Twilight jump. She turned around.

           "Oh. I thought maybe I could ask you something." Twilight said. Rainbow narrowed her eyes.

           "Yeah?" said Rainbow, her eyes still narrowed.

           "Have you ever eaten a book?" asked Twilight, who hoped Rainbow had. Rainbow broke out laughing. Twilight rolled her eyes.

           "Why would I eat a book?" laughed Rainbow.

           "Well, I dare you to eat a book." said Twilight.

           "Challenge accepted." Rainbow flew off, and Twilight forgot to add Rainbow to tell her what a book tastes like. Twilight groaned. Then she remembered something. Discord had eaten a book before when he was being reformed! He lives with Fluttershy now, so he would be easy to contact. Twilight flew to Fluttershy's cottage, and met Fluttershy outside.

           "Fluttershy, can I ask Discord something?" asked Twilight. Then, out of nowhere, an egg hit her. Discord was laughing.

           "What do you want to ask me? I overheard." said Discord.

           "When you ate that book when Fluttershy was reforming you, what did it taste like?" Discord rolled his eyes.

           "Go find out yourself, egghead." Discord transformed Twilight's head into and egg.

           "Discord, change back her head!" commanded Fluttershy, who finally said something. Discord groaned and did so. They were in love, so Discord would do anything for her.

           "Fine, I guess I will." Twilight headed home, and she found the perfect book to eat. It was the History of Equestria, and she had many copies of that one! Finally, Twilight could find out. But, all of a sudden, Princess Celestia crashed in through the ceiling.

           "I am so pretty. Don't eat dat book!" said Celestia, why is she acting so weird?

           "Watch me." said Twilight, but Celestia made all the books disappear in the library.

           "Try now, nerd!" said Celestia as she disappeared. Twilight groaned. She was this close to finding out what a book tasted like! Celestia ruined everything! Twilight teleported to the book store, and purchased a book. She took it home, and Rarity was waiting.

           "Oh, Twilight! Thank you! I needed that book of how to do a certain fashion style! You are the best!" said Rarity as she took the book from Twilight. Why did she get a fashion book to eat? She should've known that Rarity would've needed it! Rarity keeps checking everyday if Twilight has a book that she needs.

          "How about I turn Rarity to a marshmallow." muttered Twilight, as she did so.

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          Rarity had the book Twilight kindly got for her. Finally, she could finish the new line of dresses she made! Rarity was skimming through the book and found the last step she needed, how to put gems on dresses without a flaw. Rarity was putting on some gems, until suddenly she felt a magic aura surround her. She recognized it. Twilight! She felt her self become softer, she looked at herself in the mirror nearby, she was a marshmallow! Rarity tried to scream, but she couldn't as she was a marshmallow. She hopes Sweetie Belle wouldn't find her, because Sweetie loved marshmallows.

          "Hey! A marshmallow!" said the familiar voice. Rarity wanted to scream again.

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             Twilight was still in her outrage, forgetting about how she turned Rarity into a marshmallow. Twilight decided she should call it a day, as now it was sunset. Twilight decided she was going to eat one, tomorrow. She blew up the library as she exited. Rainbow was coming in, and since Twilight was angry, she turned Rainbow into a bunny. Twilight decided a good rest would help her calm down.

             "Spike! It's time to go sleep!" yelled Twilight, hoping Spike would hear her.

             "Already a step ahead of you! Now shut up and let me get back to sleep!" snapped Spike. Twilight flinched, and climbed into her own bed. She fell asleep quickly, as all the running around tired her out. The purple alicorn would soon find out what a book tastes like.

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             Sweetie Belle had left, using common sense, trying to find Rarity to ask if she can eat the marshmallow. But, she didn't realize she found Rarity as the marshmallow. Rarity would have tried to get help, but she is a piece of food so she can't. Rarity wasn't going to live much longer, she realized. She dreaded waiting for Sweetie Belle to come back and eat her.

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            Twilight woke up the next morning, and then went straight to her library, hoping her books were back. She was surprised when she found the library blown up.

            "Did I do that?" asked Twilight to herself, in disbelief. "Well, whatever." Twilight blew up the library, again. She walked into the town square of Ponyville and sat down. What was she going to do? She couldn't stand the suspense anymore.

            "CHEESE!" yelled a pony as the zipped by.

            "What the..." said Twilight, as she trotted in the direction the pony went. Twilight found a yellow land, and realized it was all made out of cheese! Twilight ate a nearby flower and went to the bookstore, again. She finally got the book she needed, and Twilight went into her castle.

            "Finally, I can eat this!" said Twilight. She bit into it, and the taste was surprising.

            "It tastes like a taco." said Twilight.

            "TACOS!" said the siren, Sonata, in her human form still, as she took the book out of nowhere and ate it. "It does taste like tacos! I am going to eat all the books in Equestria!" She did so, and there weren't any books in Equestria anymore, a day later. Twilight was so angry. She decided to finish unfinished business and went to the Canterlot Castle.

            "Celestia?" said Twilight. She found Celestia in a room full of cakes. Twilight used her magic and made all the cakes disappear.

            "HEY!" screamed Celestia, and she blew up Equestria. They all lived happily ever after. THE END!! Wait, Rarity is still a marshmallow. I am going to eat her. Bye!