Diane Pie

by AmnesiaRarity

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Romance
Length: 345

A Life Told Story Of Pinkamena Diane Pie, Also Known As Pinkie Pie.

A Story Related To Cupcakes, Although It's Like A Life Told Story Of Pinkie Pie.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-31 04:08:32 UTC

Chapter One

Pinkamena Diane Pie, is what her full name was (First clue!). But mostly her friends called her Pinkie Pie, Her Best friends actually. Before I tell you this story, Pinkie was the party animal of all equestria. She lived (Clue!) with Mr and Mrs. Cake and their two baby twins, Pumpkin cake. Pumpkin cake was (Clue!) a unicorn and her twin brother Pound cake, was (Clue!) a pegasus. Pinkie pie was an innocent little mare and she loved her friends very much, until! Well. She bruttally made Rainbow Dash into Cupcakes and basically dieceseced her. Poor, Poor Rainbow Dash. She was an innocent soul. Although, she did treat Pinkie different from her other friends. This is where our story begins, shall we?

"BUT TWI--" Twilight and Pinkie were arguing over ribbon. Silly old ribbon. "Sorry pinkie, I really need this to wrap a present!" Twilight said grasping the ribbon with her mouth. Pinkie was furious! "I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU SO BE QUIET." Pinkie pulled it as hard as she could, and eventually Twilight let go, suprised. "..." Twilight left Pinkie alone for the rest of the day. This actually made Pinkie feel good about herself, being mean to another pony!

That night, Pinkie was having trouble sleeping, what did she do? That was so mean, she thought. She had a nightmare of herself killing Rainbow Dash. Suspicious. Huh? She gave up on sleeping. She felt oddly strange though. Her hair went straight. She stroked her hair, "Wait, nonononononoonooo-! This can't be happening! It can't." She curled into a ball and started to tear up, she had a feeling Twilight was her next victim. Tomorrow.

She woke up, feeling sicker than a dog, feeling REVENGE. She absolutly was going insane. Totally insane! Really? She thought to herself. She looked at herself in the mirror. "Who's this?" Pinkie said looking into her dreadful eyes. "Torture is all I can think of, and it began with my parents. Treating me like a rock!" Well, ponyville's new "Partyer" is now in session. For DEATH.