and the life he lives shall last

Chapter one

I was walking through town as usual going through my daily routine as everypony does and I am pretty bored man [OY FLAMEHEART GET SOME DAMN BANANAS] -both of you shutup-  I walked back home where I sat down and turned on the TV *two hours later* [IM BORED GOD DAMNIT] –well oh fucking well because im watching game of ponies- -so do you lightsky-   -whatever I don’t care- I walked outside in the rain “strange” I said oh did I mention I lived in ponyville and still haven’t met the mane six and I also wanna be with dashy so bad too bad she’s with coal buck *yeah I just went there* so I walked to the nearest place I knew where I could meet one of the six awesome ponies the library I opened the doors both at the same time and said “hello my fair madam” “wha” a certain purple unicorn said “oh I was just dropping in to meet you” I said with a silky voice

TWILIGHTS VIEW

Who is this guy twilight thought whoever he is he’s pretty damn hot I think im in love with him no I don’t think I know

Back to my view

I started reading her mind in an instant [BOY SHES IN LOVE WITH YOU KISS HER]

-for once I agree- I immediately walked up to twilight looked her in the eye and placed my lips upon hers she squeaked at first then she started enjoying it [THE MAN WORKS FAST] soon the kiss started to get more intimate she slipped her tongue into my mouth that’s when I got freaked out “woah doggy calm down” I said as I broke the kiss “noooo” twilight said she the pounced on me and kissed me more [SHES RAPING YOU GET OUTTA THERE] I immediately teleported out using my special magic “damnit I was so close” twilight said I was walking through town hoping she wouldn’t find me -oh shutup lightsky-