Candy and Sharkie's Short Stories

by Starry_Night

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Equestria Girls, Tragedy, Horror, Random, Human
Length: 732

Follow Crystal and Fire alongside their roommates and friends in some wacky short stories!

Follow the two goofy teens through their crazy life along with craziness!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-16 17:48:29 UTC

Derpy's Help Part 1

(What a beautiful day Derpy! Nothing could possibly go wrong with today!)

"DERPY! WATCH OUT!!!"

"Eep!!"

"AAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

{BOOM} {THUD}

"Oh my Celestia are you okay?!"

"Nah we're good... beside my  hover board didn't make it...."

"Candy you always care more about your crazy stuff then your friends!"

"Because I made that thing with my bare hooves with no help at all!"

{Growl}

"I mean that you too also helped as well......"

"That's what I thought...."

"Hey Derps! Do you mind helping us out of here."

"Why of course!"

"Thank you!"

"Hey Derps do you think maybe Time Turner would fix our hoverboard?"

"I don't know maybe he could."

(Step One is complete hehe.....)

[Continued in Part 2]

Derpy's Help Part 2

|At Derpy Hooves and Time Turner's House|

"Time Turner? Helloooooooo!"

"Are you sure that he's here?"

"Candy!"

"Sorry..........not"

"Yes dear?"

"HUH?"

"Turner!"

"TIME TURNER?!"

"In the flesh."

"Turner do you think you could fix Candy's hoverboard?"

"Maybe if she wan-"

"YES!!!"

"Wow....... Candy just wow...."

"You want to help too?"

"Sure Mr. Turner"

"Oh please, just call me Time Turner..."

"Come on Time Turner we have work to do!"

"Mrs. Hooves I suggest we back away from the door."

"Why?"

"You'll see Mrs. Hooves..."

[Continued in Part 3]

Crystal's Crazy April Fool's Day!

"What do I do?"

Today I was in a very paranoia mood because nothing was going on! No pony was at home because they were somewhere else. Apple Seed was going to Sweet Apple Acres due to zap apple jam harvesting, Windigo was on wind patrol currently in Cloudsdale due to some crazy wind storm, Candy and Sharkie went to the arcade for the whole day, and Fire went to visit his family at his hometown.

So I'm here alone...

"I know maybe I'll visit Lyra!"

[A few minutes later]

Turns out Lyra and BonBon went to Cantorlot for some friend's wedding and won't be back until the day after tomorrow.

"Hmm... since Lyra and BonBon are gone maybe Octavia and Vinyl are around?"

So I raced toward Octavia and Vinyl's house and I found a note taped to the door it said they were being sprayed for bugs and moved to a different house somewhere else and it doesn't say the address of the house.

"Ugh......... Who else can I visit?..... Maybe..... Time Turner and Derpy!"

Turns out they went to Cloudsdale for some unexplainable reason, and how do they even go up there without Time Turner plummeting to his doom?!

"Maybe I'll check with everyone else?

[Hours Later until nighttime]

Okay I'm not happy because everypony is missing and I'm the only here! Ugh! I'm so confused, where is everypony?!

"What do I do?"

"Crystal?"

"What do I do?"

"Crystal?"

"I'll have to.."

"CRYSTAL!!"

"What?"

"Happy April Fools Day!"

"Guys! Where were you?!"

"At the house... We knew how much you like talking to everyone so we all agreed what if we prank Crystal by making it so she thinks everypony gone!"

"Who....planned.....this?!"

"Fire!"

"Agh!!!!!"

"What?! It was only a joke!"

{End of chapter 1}

Fire's Lazy Weekend Part 1

"Man this day couldn't get worse..."

Today was the most boring weekend of my life cause everypony was gone for the weekend. I was the only one who had nothing to do this weekend, which kinda stinks...

"Crystal!..... Oh right she went to see her family for the weekend.... now what? Without Crystal I might as well be dead about...."

After trying my patience with doing absolutely nothing to do I decided to go visit the Doctor and Derpy at their home and just talk with them, but then when I got there Dinky answered the door... when I asked her where Derpy and Doctor went she said that they were busy at "work" and won't be back till later.

Dinky still didn't know her father was a Time Lord and traveled the stars with his former assistant now wife inside a giant blue box I just say for the record Dinky must at least know about the two hearts.... right?

"Now what should I do?"

Honestly I don't have many friends besides Crystal and Doctor and Derpy.... so who else...... maybe Fluttershy? Honestly I wonder why I should even be visiting Crystal's friend......... oh well off to the Everfree Forest!

{End of Day 1 in Fire's Lazy Weekend}