You walked up a short flight of golden steps toward a golden door that belonged to a large crystal building resembling an oak tree. The door opened automatically, as if it magically knew who you were.

With haste, you power-walked up the purple stone hall toward a room with seven thrones that stood around a stone table with a three-dimensional interactive map of Equestria. One of the thrones was occupied by Princess Twilight Sparkle who was reading a brown, leather bound book.

You walked past her without saying a single word. She, however, upon noticing your presence had lowered her book to give you a warm smile.

"Hello Anon! Where were you..." she stopped speaking, eyes going wide, before she tightly took hold of her snout with a hoof. "Ugh! You stink!" she said, a grossed-out look on her face. Twilight’s eyes watered and she fanned the air. “I can’t take it!” Her horn glowed and a transparent purple bubble appeared over her head. “That’s better. Anon, why do you smell like that?”

You stopped in your tracks and turned around to face her.

"Well, I just had sex with Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rarity. So, of course I smell bad." You said, matter-of-factly. The only other creature on this planet that had gotten as much as ass like you would be that very same bush.

"Oh." she tapped her hooves together as she smiled nervously. "Are you going to have sex with me now?" she spoke in a soft and imploring voice along with her ears drooped.

"Oh Twilight, of course I will have sex with you. You're one sexy and brainy lady."

A bright red blush came upon her cheeks. "Oh Anon, you’re so sweet."

With that, you turned around and continued on your way.

"Hey! Where are you going? I thought we were going to have sex?!" she shouted, a rather cross look on her face.

"Join me in the shower!" you called back.

"Coming!" she shouted, jumping out of her seat on to her four hooves, before dashing out of the room at such speed she became a purplish flash.

After a little butt fun with Twilight Sparkle in the shower, you had slid open the glass door, then proceeded to walk out of it as clean as a whistle.

Unfortunately, now you could barely see your hand in front of your face, for the bathroom was drenched in a thick fog of steam. On a more positive note, the tiles beneath your feet were warm to the touch.

"Twilight, I can’t see shit!" You exclaimed.

"I’m on it!" her voice called from behind you.

There was a blinding flash of light, shortly followed with the steam being dispersed.

The bathroom was decent, but very girly. The light pink walls of the room were covered in bright red love hearts, along with various pictures of yourself being hugged and kissed by; Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

The tiled floor was light pink, which also had bright red love hearts. Even the wooden door to the bathroom was girly. For the door was painted pink with a large poster of yourself being smothered in hugs by your six best friends with benefits along with Luna and Celestia, who also were best friends of yours with benefits.

Thankfully, the sink and toilet had escaped this femininity and was pleasantly just plain white.

You reached your hand out for a nearby hanging towel, but an abrupt flash of light followed with the feeling of a heat wave rippling your skin had put a stop to that.

You uttered a low angry growl, before you turned around to face Twilight with a harsh glare, eyes narrowed menacingly. You didn’t need her to do that. You may be underpowered, but you can dry yourself!

From under your harsh glare, her ears drooped, head lowering as tears tumbled down her cheeks.

"I’m sorry." she said in a low, sad voice.

You tried desperately to remain angry with her. Unfortunately, her overpowered cuteness was tearing apart your masculinity’s defences.

"Dammit! It’s not enough that these ponies have super speed, super strength and invincibility. But they also have to have weapon grade adorableness! came the last of your manly man’s thoughts as her cuteness wiped them away.

When the last of your masculinity faded away, your expression had softened as your heart skipped a beat. The sight of seeing your cute and sexy pony friend being sad seemed to have a massive tug on your heartstrings.

Maybe, it was weakness on your part? Quite possibly due to these ponies having some sort of passive mind control magic over you. A magic, which made you very sensitive to their emotions, but the sight of seeing Twilight Sparkle upset also made you very upset.

So, without a word you walked forth toward her, bent down on your knees, whereupon you enclosed your arms around her into a tight hug.

A shocked squeal escaped from her, before she relaxed with a heavy sigh. A broad smile came upon her face, before she returned the hug with gusto by wrapping her two front legs around your shoulders.

The mare closed her eyes as you held her, a look of pure content on her face. Her soft body emitted a strong warmth against you. Her hooves, capable of smashing the hardest of diamonds and even Electro matter with ease, could also be gentle. Gentle, by slowly running said hooves in small circles over your shoulders, relieving the built up tension within them.

You sighed happily, before you returned the favor by roaming your hands over her back, stirring your fingers deep into her soft fur, caressing her flesh.

A groan escaped from her as her wings sprang out. You flinched, quickly pulling away your head to avoid the attack. Her wings nearly slapped you in the face.

A bright red blush appeared on her cheeks as she smiled nervously.

"Oh no, I didn’t mean to-," she promptly stopped speaking when she felt you stroke her mane once more.

"It’s OK, Twilight," you spoke softly, continuing to rub her mane.

Twilight seemed to really like you rubbing her mane. Judging by the peaceful look on her face as her eyes were closed… along with the purring sounds she’s making?

"What is she a cat?" came your thoughts.

"Hey, I’m not a cat?!" she spoke crossly, frowning.

"Twilight! What did I tell you about using your overpowered horse magic to read my thoughts?!" you said in raised voice.

"Sorry! I just wanted to know what you think of my butt when compared to Princess Celestia’s butt!"

Your expression softened. You then bent your knees, moving a hand to her backside and gave her plump rump a tight squeeze, digging deep into the soft fat of her ass.

"Twilight, your butt is beautiful. I’m sure one day you’ll be as big as Celestia with a big fat butt just like her's."

"It will be a few thousands years... But yeah. I might have a big fat butt just like Celestia’s one day."

"A day, I will never get to see." You said, a moment of thoughtfulness coming over you. Twilight giggled with a hoof over her mouth. That moment was suddenly popped. "What? You find mortality funny?"

"Anon, I can simply cast an anti-aging spell to stop you from dying."

"And also simply bring me back to life with a spell?"

She nodded.

"Yes! I get to tap your sweet ass forever!" You whooped, shouting out the words as you felt a inch of fear crawl up your spine. Twilight would cast an anti-aging spell and a bunch more to keep you alive. But how much of you would be alive than just reanimated flesh powered by magic? Ponies were too OP.

A bright blush came upon her face from hearing those words.

"I should go." you said out of nowhere as you stood up.

"Why?" she asked, giving you a funny look.

"I have to go." you spoke, turning to toward the door. "I should go." you said, walking out the door, leaving behind a very confused Twilight.

You were dressed once again with only a pair of black shorts and a plain white t-shirt as you lay on your back upon a lavender, leather couch near a crackling fireplace. Throughout the room there were dozens of bookshelves.

The books were divided in perfect alphabetical order on the shelves, and also divided by genre and age rating.

Held in your hand was a thick, brown, leather bound book, entitled ‘The Reign of the Dark Lord Darknessmarkness Narkness Blurness’.

You sighed, skipping to the last page and began to read.

’Luckily, this evil alicorn’s reign of cruelty over our poor, underpowered griffon friends came to an end, when Princess Celestia teleported before his throne. Narkness tried to defend himself by firing particle beams from his eyes at Celestia. Fortunately, his attack merely tickled Celestia."

‘However, when Celestia read his mind, she had learned of his plan to commit suicide rather than go to tartarus, by setting off a bomb under his throne, killing himself along with every griffon in the city. To make matters even worse, they were the last of the griffons, so if the bomb went off the griffon people would be gone forever.’

‘This revelation, had caused our dear Celestia to unleash a scream so loud it put a banshee to shame, promptly shattering every window in his entire dark castle. In such a rage Celestia was, she had bitch slapped him so hard he was sent into the sun, whereupon he was vapourized.’

‘And thus the griffons were saved and Celestia gave them all free cake and beer. And the magic of friendship between griffons and ponies has rained ever since.

You closed the book, a look of utter amazement upon your face.

"Whoa… so Equestria wasn’t always such a great place."

So, after finishing the book you had proceeded to stand up. Once you were stood on your feet again, you then walked over to the nearest bookshelf and placed the book at the exact place from whence it came.

For you did not want Twilight to be angry with you. The last time you put the book in the wrong place she gave you no sex for a day.

To be completely sure, you gave the bookshelf one last check over, scanning your eyes over it in order to ensure you had placed the book back in it’s proper place.

Once you were certain the book was back in the right place, you took a book from the shelf and made your way back over to the couch.

Several hours later, you were lying fast asleep on the couch. Upon your lap was Twilight, who too was asleep, making purring sounds like a cat. She lay on her back and was positioned in such a way, that her plump rump rested gently upon your crotch.

Twilight had a content smile on her face, loving the feel of your raging hard on poking against her butt, but other than that, nothing really eventful happened. You two simply slept peacefully through the night.

Author's Note

Just updated it, now. This was sitting in google docs for ages, I might add another chapter in the future.

A big thanks to Regina Wright for the help.