OP Ponies Get Nerfed

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Second Person, Comedy, Crossover, Sex
Length: 8475

Your annoyingly overpowered pony friends with benefits beat you in everything. No matter what, you always lose. Until one day, the ponies gets mysteriously nerfed. Alternate universe tag due to ponies being so OP.

Your annoyingly overpowered pony friends with benefits beat you in everything. No matter what, you always lose.

Until one day, the ponies gets mysteriously nerfed. Alternate universe tag due to ponies being so OP.

Thanks to Regina Wright for being so helpful with editing.

Published 2015-10-19 22:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-13 15:53:27 UTC

Overpowered Pony Friends

The sun shone brightly over a lush green countryside. A somewhat, medieval town, though less filthy than the average medieval town stood at the outskirts of a vast forest. Said forest had many hungry eyes looking for prey deep in the darkness within this cold, damp ancient forest.

The town outside the forest had a majority of thatched houses.

One house in particular stood out, oddly enough resembling a festive gingerbread house come to life. But less so, there were also houses that were a little more modern in design with slated roofs and made of concrete rather than wood.

Unlike most medieval towns… all medieval towns, this town had many modern appliances like electricity, running water and bathrooms. What lived here had no need of a gong farmer. The beings that lived here appeared to be a pastel equine people.

These short equines possessed large forward facing eyes, some of them had a horn on their head, others had wings and some had neither. The small horses referred to themselves as ‘ponies’.

A strange alien walked on two legs among these ponies. This alien was you. Though to be technically correct you were an interdimensional alien that got here by seemingly random teleportation.

You had a theory that some sort of all powerful entity one day decided to fuck with you, thus it threw you into another universe for its personal amusement.

Anyway, you were a human. As such, you stood out quite a lot. For one instance, you were a fair bit taller than the average four foot tall pony. You were dressed in light blue jeans, a plain white t-shirt and a pair of slightly worn black sneakers. While all the ponies were completely naked.

As of right now you made the best of the lovely sunshine. Ponies went about their business and mostly ignored you as you walked through the town. Nothing really eventful happened today, until at one point, a minty green unicorn darted into your path just outside the town's market place.

"No dirty hairless apes allowed!" the mare bellowed as she gave you a harsh glare.

"Lyra I-," you began before she cut you off.

"Go home!" she shouted as she pointed to a large tree, which seemed to be made of light blue crystal with a small pink castle atop it. "Your kind aren’t welcome around here! You should go back to whatever you ca--- AAHHHHAAA!" she was interrupted when a thin golden particle beam blasted out from the sun, which gave her a electric shock.

Lyra’s demeanor quickly changed, her ears drooped and her large eyes looked sad and imploring. "I’m sorry! Please, Princess Celestia! Don’t hurt me! I wasn’t going to hurt him, I swear!" she said in a low, pleading tone.

Clouds above the sky shifted to form the words ‘Go home Lyra Heartstrings and think about what you did.’

"Go home? But I have stuff to bu-," she was silenced by a deafeningly loud, thick golden particle beam blasting out from the sun itself. The light from the heavens carved a crater into the land next to her, promising worse if she did not heed Celestia's warning.

"Eep!" she said, quickly trotting off with her tail between her legs.

You sighed in relief.

"Thanks Celestia," you said as you gave the sun a salute.

"You’re welcome, my little human." came her soft angelic voice, telepathically through your head.

All of a sudden you heard a monstrous roar. You quickly turned around to see dozens of enormous, mechanical grey cuttlefish starships flying toward Ponyville. Panic filled your eyes while everypony else remained calm and went about their business.

"Holy shit! Are those Reapers?!" you shouted in terror.

Fortunately, the Reaper’s advance was soon stopped dead in their tracks by golden auras surrounding each of their bodies.

For a moment nothing happened, the Reapers were merely held in place within mid air, before they were crunched together like paper.

The cuttlefish machines flapped their tentacles in a pitiful attempt to try break free from the messy mass of their bodies tightly compressed against one another.

The glow around their bodies intensified into almost blinding light, before they were all unceremoniously hurled out of the planet’s atmosphere.

At rapid speed the Reapers flew through space toward the sun, whereupon they were all vaporized instantly.

You shrugged your shoulders before you continued on your way. A smile came upon your face as you saw Applejack, who stood behind a wooden stall, with lots of apples stacked in two baskets upon it.

"Howdy Anon!" sounded her beautiful southern accent as she tilted her stetson hat in greeting. "Do ya wanna buy some apples?"

"No thanks," you spoke, slamming your right elbow upon the table. "But I want a hoof wrestle."

Applejack rolled her eyes. "Sugarcube, please. Don’t be a silly billy." she said, sending you a funny look.

"Come on, I know I can beat you this time!" you shouted, determined, a crazed grin on your face

The mare sighed in annoyance, slowly bringing up her front right leg as if she was trying to wait you out. You stood there, clenching and unclenching your hand. Applejack sighed even louder before she finally placed the back of her knee upon the table.

"Oh humane, if ya want to hold my hoof. Ya can just ask." She spoke softly, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.

"No! I don’t want to hold your hoof!” you said in a raised voice as you gave her an angry glare. “I want to beat you in a game of hoof wrestle."

Applejack gave you a silly grin, before she shook her head from side to side.

You took a deep breath before you began to speak. "Alright, on three. One… two… three!"

You tightly squeezed her hoof as you pushed it with all your might. However, it did not even shift a single inch.

Soon, you lost your patience, a growl escaping in anger. In desperation, you raised a second hand to take hold of her hoof, joining your other hand. Your two hands pushed and pulled, yet despite all your efforts, her hoof remained perfectly still in place.

"Ah, come on!" you protested, raising your voice.

Applejack raised her free hoof to her muzzle. A muffled yawn soon escaped it just before she began to gently push your hand down toward the table.

"No! No no no! I can’t lose again!" you shouted, panicking.

Applejack’s hoof easily overpowered your hand as she slowly but surely pushed it down. Nonetheless, you struggled valiantly against her mighty hoof. But ultimately it proved useless against her incredible strength.

"Dammit!" you shouted as your hand softly touched the table.

"Now come on, Anon. Ya knew you were gonna lose," she said softly, her hoof giving your hand a soft squeeze.

"No… I,--" you sighed in defeat. "You’re right. But I wanted to try to win nonetheless." you said low and sad.

"Awww, come-mere ya big dummy and give this overpowered pony a hug!" she reached for you. Her hooves outstretched as she looked at you with cute, pleading doggy eyes.

Not being able to resist her adorableness, you thus walked around the stall in order to embrace her. You rested your head upon her soft blond mane. Applejack nuzzled your neck affectionately.

The mare leaned her head toward your ear. "Sweetheart, would some butt bucking cheer ya up?" Her voice, a whisper.

"Uh, I dunno." you said in a depressed tone. You were so certain that you were going to win that time!

"Sure, it will." she spoke, gently patting your back. "C’mon, let's have buttsex! Ah assure ya, shootin’ your seed into my magical butthole will put a smile on your face."

"Well, maybe--,"

"Anon, Ah don’t wanna hear ya belly aching all day about how ya lost a hoof wrestling match against me." she said with a rather sour look on her face.

"But I-I--,"

"Sweetie pie, ya is good at giving me the buttsex. Thanks to the magic Celestia cast on your pecker. With the magic’s permanent effect, ya can buck my butt just as good as any stallion." she gave your right leg a gentle, reassuring rub with a hoof.

"Also partner, ooh-wee! Ya may be underpowered, but those bucking flexible fingers of yours are vastly superior than hooves when it comes to foreplay." she said as she gave you a sultry look in her eyes. "So, isn’t that enough?"

"Yeah, I guess so." you sighed, still down. "Yeah, buttsex sounds nice." you said, thinking over Applejack’s proposal as you lifted your head. “Buttsex sound really, really nice.” Cheered up, you raised your arms to wrap them around her.

With that, you and Applejack came together to kiss passionately in front of everypony. Applejack did not care in the slightest as she moaned in bliss whilst she french kissed you. Most of the ponies looked on in disgust while some looked at you two with bedroom eyes.

The mare giggled, exploring with her tongue your front and sharp canine teeth as she held you close. Then she gently pushed you down, guiding you to get under the table. Once you laid upon the ground, Applejack straddled herself on top of you. Ready to ride.

Several minutes later, you two stood back up, hot and sweaty, but nonetheless you two had a joyful smile on both your faces.

"Thanks Applejack, I needed that."

"Ya are welcome, sugarcube." she said, pleased, before she abruptly spoke in a serious tone. "Now Anon, I’ll be quite busy selling these here apples at the moment. " Her voice shifted into a soft, sensual tone. "Handsome, ya can visit me this evening if ya feelin’ down and need some more butt lovin’."

"I appreciate that Applejack." you promised to remember her offer as you reached a hand out toward her.

A look of confusion briefly crossed her face before she giggled happily as you ran your hand through her velvety soft mane.

"Shoo, ya sexy ape. I got work to do." she said before she stuck out her tongue and gave you a silly look.

You nodded before you turned around and went on your way.

The moment you left the market place a light blue, rainbowish blur in the sky came speeding toward you. You screamed as a powerful gush of wind sent you tumbling backwards.

Fortunately, a pair of light blue hooves with tremendous speed grabbed your waist. Said hooves lifted you up right to bring you face to face with a pair of two large, rosy eyes, which belonged to a rainbow maned pegasus. A pegasus you were all too familiar with: Rainbow Dash. The first pony you ever came inside when you came to Equestria.

"Heh heh, sorry about that buddy. I forgot you were a weak human." she said as a sheepish smile came upon her face.

You growled and gave her an angry glare. "I’m not weak! I’ll beat you right here, right now in a wrestling match!" you shouted at her, eyes narrowing. So you couldn’t beat Applejack… That doesn’t mean that Rainbow Dash could beat your great strength! It was on!

"Wrestle? Can’t we just cuddle, man?" she said in a most unusual soft voice as she batted her eyelashes at you seductively.

"No! I want to wrestle!" you bellowed as you tighten your fists.

She sighed, covering her face with a hoof. "Dude, you always lose against me. My hooves are so strong they can easily smash right through diamondium. Plus, I am an overpowered pony, you are a mere ordinary human. By Celestia’s sweet fat butt, you could shoot me at point blank range from armor piercing bullets, which would only tickle me," she said with a slightly raised tone.

"But--,"

"Oh for all powerful Celestia’s sake!" she shouted, hooves raised high in exasperation. "I can move faster than the speed of light and my body is capable of withstanding the heat and pressure of a hypergiant star's core without even a scratch. What chance do you have against that?"

"Oh yeah,” you didn’t hesitate, “well I’m going to win against you this time!" you shouted as you raised your arms to wrap them around her.

"Sure you will," she said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.

"Bring it on!" you threw back, glaring at her in challenge.

With all your might, you lunged forward to push Rainbow Dash over. You pushed, pulled and shoved her. However, all this did not do anything to her, for her body had not even shifted a single inch. She looked at you with a silly grin on her face, not even breaking into a sweat.

Rainbow Dash snorted as she shook her head from side to side, just before, in one quick motion she had gently placed her right hoof from behind your head, along with her left hoof upon your lower back.

With a hoof now at the back of your head and another on your lower back, the mare lunged her body forward, thus pushing you over. Her hoof behind your head and the other on your lower back had absorbed the hard impact of the ground.

Her eyes scanned your body to see if you were hurt in any way. She smiled gleefully when she saw you weren’t hurt.

Once assured you were not hurt, the mare lifted her hoof away from the back of your head. With lightning like speed, yet in a compassionate show of self-restraint despite her immense physical strength, she had gently took hold of your right hand. Slowly and gently, pressing it down to your side.

You struggled in vain against her hoof as she slowly brought it down. You grunted in breathless anger as your right hand came to rest on your side with her hoof holding it down. Even now, you struggled to raise your hand but the power of her hoof held it down firmly on the ground. She looked, from her mighty perch, at you with a nasty grin.

You improvised your situation by raising your left hand, just before Rainbow Dash tenderly took hold of it with her left hoof, before she slowly, but surely pushed it down to the ground onto your side.

You squirmed to try free yourself from her powerful hooves. Your efforts proved hopeless, as your hands could not shift her hooves even a single millimeter.

"Damnit! I need to get out of this!" you shouted.

You tried to lift your hands upwards with all your might against her godlike strength. Unfortunately, her gentle, yet firm pressure from her hooves held them solidly in place. You growled as you lunged your head upward in desperation to push her off you… only to accidently press your lips against her’s, which earned you a low moan of approval.

A bright red blush came upon your face over what you just did, at the same time Rainbow Dash gave you a warm smile with a bright red blush of her own on her face.

Without a word she leaned her head down to give you a brief, soft kiss on the lips. Once done kissing you, she lifted her head back up to stare back down at you with a nasty smirk.

You struggled against her again, but just like last time, her hooves made sure your hands weren’t going anywhere.

Finally after about a minute of pointless struggle, you gave up as you sighed sadly.

"Alright, you win. Please let me up," you said with an imploring look in your eyes.

Rainbow Dash released the pressure on your hands, before she took one step backward and offered you the help of her right hoof with a broad smile on her face.

You took hold of her hoof, before she pulled you back onto your feet.

"Dammit! I lost again!" you bellowed in frustration as you stomped your feet.

"Awww, would some cuddles, a blowjob and cumming inside me help cheer you up?" she said mockingly as she looked at you with an evil grin.

"Yes, please," you said in a low sad voice as you stared down at the ground with tears in your eyes.

She spoke to you in a soft voice as she gently rubbed your leg. "Come on you underpowered sexy ape, let’s go find a bush and get that dick sucked and your human cum inside my magical pony pussy. I don’t want you to be a sore loser all day."

You nodded, before she gently took hold of your hand.

With that the mare shamelessly held your hand as you walked through the town. Most ponies payed no attention to you two. However, the few that gave you nasty stares had quickly trotted away once Rainbow Dash fixed them with a death glare.

You passed by a particular thatched house at the outskirts of town, just outside the park. Inside the house was the same minty green unicorn from earlier. Who upon noticing you two had glared at you with a look of disgust upon her face.

Rainbow Dash’s eyes narrowed to slits at the unicorn. "LYRA! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! ARE YOU THREATENING MY BUDDY ANON?! DON’T MAKE BE GO IN THERE TO WHOOP YOUR FAT ASS!" she roared in rage as she shook her right hoof at her threateningly, whilst at the same time she had draped a wing over you protectively.

With a look of terror across her face Lyra had quickly ducked her head. Rainbow Dash briefly continued to glare at the window despite her disappearance, before she re-took back hold of your right hand.

When she held your hand again, you two continued to walk alongside one another as you made your way toward the park.

Once there, you two walked along the paved path through the park. It didn’t take you both very long to find a large bush. Wordlessly, you two proceed to enter the bush. The bush concealed yourselves well from prying eyes.

For a moment there was complete silence, only the wind and distant chatter of ponies could be heard; just before an odd slurping noise along with moaning and groaning sounds could be heard coming from the bush.

A good few minutes later, you two had emerged from the bush, hot and sweaty with blissful looks on both your faces.

"Thanks Dashie, that was nice," you said, ruffling her mane.

The mare gave your hand a light lick, before she spoke in a joyful tone. "No problem, dude. I love you cumming inside me."

"And I love cumming inside you, Rainbow Dash," you spoke, just before you gave her butt a hard slap, which caused the soft flesh of her ass to jiggle.

In response to this, the mare giggled happily, a hoof covering her mouth.

"Oh, you cheeky monkey!" she spoke in a shocked, yet happy tone.

The mare gave your crotch a brief gentle rub, just before she rose a little into the air with a flap of her wings. "Catch you later, got some weather work to do."

With that she flew further off into the sky. When the mare was about fifty feet into the air she had turned around to give you a wave goodbye. Once done waving, she darted off at great speed, becoming little more than a blur. A moment later you heard and felt the sonic boom effect down at the ground.

With Rainbow Dash now gone, you had turned around to make your way back to Ponyville… or would have if you had not spotted the buttery yellow pegasus known as Fluttershy, who was slowly walking along the path with her eyes closed and a peaceful look on her face.

"Hi Fluttershy!" you greeted, giving her a friendly wave with your hand.

Fluttershy screamed in terror as she dove into the nearest bush. The very same bush you had sex with Rainbow Dash in.

"Fluttershy it’s me, Anon." you said in a soft voice.

You forgotten how easily Fluttershy got spooked.

"Oh… sorry Anon. You startled me," she spoke in a relieved tone, backing out of the bush. "Hmm. That bush smells funny."

"Hey, wanna wrestle?" You said quickly on the spot.

"Wrestle?" she uttered, eyes going wide. "Oh, no-no-no. I don't want to risk hurting your frail human body."

"Hey, I'm not afraid?!” You exclaimed, confused and annoyed that this delicate pony would ever have to worry about hurting you. Embarrassed, you stood your ground and hoped that the red from your cheeks was from pure unadulterated anger.

"Anon, you're a human being, I'm a pony.” She started off slow, trying to ease the blow you knew was coming. “Pony hooves can smash the hardest substances of the universe into dust with ease, your human hands would struggle to break wood."

"Oh yeah!" you shouted, running over to a nearby oak tree. "Watch this!"

You punched the tree.

"Aaahhh!" you cried out in pain, holding your hand.

"Oh my! Are you OK, Anon?!" Fluttershy flew quickly to your side and immediately checked your hand and called the injury a class three boo-boo. Before she could kiss it better, you remembered that you were trying to prove a point. You glanced at the tree. It was still there. Fuck.

"Ow, it hurts," you groaned in pain.

"Oh, you poor little thing. Do you want me to kiss it better?" she spoke in a soft voice, draping a wing over you.

"Are you mocking me?!" you bellowed, eyes narrowing.

"No. I drank a magic potion this morning that allows me to literally kiss things better. I took it just in case you got hurt."

You sighed, feeling your masculinity rapidly draining away. "Oh, OK."

Fluttershy gently took hold of your wrist before she leaned her head down to kiss your hand. True to her word, the pain from your hand began to fade away as the mare kissed your hand all over.

"Tell you what, how about we have a nice, non violent staring contest?" she said, just after she finished kissing your hand to look up at you.

Her huge, adorable eyes gave you a pleading look, staring into your very soul.

"I dunno, I was thinking about… thinking about.. " your heart skipped a beat as her huge, gorgeous eyes continued to stare into your smaller, human eyes. "I-I ummm…. uhhhh... I…. I uhhhh..."

It became apparent that you could no longer form coherent words from under her gaze. You soon fell silent as her stare began to take its toll on you.

You struggled to resist her. For a while, you were fairly sure you could resist until tears has begun to fall down her cheeks. You shuddered, the fear of catching diabeetus became a prime concern if you kept staring into those big, beautiful eyes of her’s.

"Please," she spoke in a soothing, soft voice.

That did it, the last of your masculinity was sucked out of you, her cuteness was too much. You could no longer hope to stand against her.

"Oh, Ok," you spoke with a low voice, overwhelmed by her adorableness. In the back of your mind, you had mentally chastised yourself that these ponies held such power over you.

That thought was drowned out by Fluttershy looking up at you with a broad smile on her face.

"Are you ready to begin?"

You nodded before you fixed her with a stare. You stared at her with a look of determination upon your face. Fluttershy only looked relaxed, eyes pure and sweet as she stared right back at you. Perhaps, even into you. This was going to be an easy win.

Unfortunately, you had blinked merely ten seconds later.

"Dammit!" you roared, stomping your feet.

You then fell to your knees, crying out in anguish. Fluttershy lunged forward to wrap her pillowy soft hooves around your waist.

"Don’t feel bad, sweetheart. You did your best." Fluttershy said motherly, tenderly patting the top of your head.

"I can’t win at anything," you spoke, hopeless as despair filled your voice.

"Hey, you win at sex don’t you?" she said, lifting a hoof to your face. Fluttershy gently wiped away your tears. Maybe it was a little mean-spirited but you wished that you could be comforting her instead.

"I guess so, but,-"

"Me and my five best friends, one of them a princess regularly have sweet and tender sex with you. Not only that; Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, two of quite possibly the most powerful beings in the entire universe also have sweet and tender sex with you quite often."

You stared at the ground, still feeling down.

"Not to mention at least once a month. All eight of us invite you to an orgy," she added in a breathy voice, whispering into your ear with her eyes closed.

Okay, maybe you didn’t feel as bad as you thought.

"During that orgy, we take turns kissing you. We kiss and rub your body all over with our soft hooves. Each of us take a turn to suck your penis, if not all eight of us at once kiss; lick and suck your cock. We magically re-harden your penis and refill your testicles with semen, so that all of us can drink your tasty cum. Your fingers get to play with each of our--" she stopped when she felt something hard poke against her belly.

Fluttershy opened her eyes to see you now had a massive erection. "Oh my, looks like some human is excited." she spoke sensually, flicking away her long pink hair out of her face with a hoof. "Want help with that?"

You simply nodded in answer.

The pegasus flapped her wings, lifting herself slightly above ground with you held in her hooves. She then carried you over to the nearest bush. The exact same bush you had sex with Rainbow Dash in. You thought about saying something but all that came out was moans.

Quite a few minutes later you and Fluttershy came out of the bush, hot and sweaty.

"Thanks Fluttershy," you spoke, lightly caressing her rump. You just tapped that ass.

"You’re welcome." she said, leaning her head forward to give you a light peck on the cheek.

She gave you a playful flick of her tail, before she trotted over to the path. She stopped to give you one last wave goodbye, before trotting off out of sight.

When Fluttershy was gone, you turned around to make your way back to Ponyville… but the sight of the pink earth pony known as Pinkie Pie, who was happily hopping down the path put a stop to that.

"Hello Pinkie Pie!" you greeted, waving your hand.

"Anony?!" she shouted in an excited voice, quickly trotting over to you.

The mare reared up on her back hind legs to stand like a human, with her hooves outstretched to hug you. You in turn raised your arms to hug her.

However, just when you were about to hug her, she had suddenly lowered her hooves, dropping them back down onto all fours with a fearful look in her eyes.

"What’s wrong Pinkie Pie?" you said with a soft voice.

"Oh, I Just feel nervous sometimes about hugging you. Remember the first time we met and..."

"Go on, Anon. Pinkie Pie loves making new friends." the lavender alicorn said, later known as Princess Twilight Sparkle standing from behind you.

You took one step toward the gingerbread house before you turned back around to look at her with a worried look on your face.

"Are you sure about this? What if she doesn't like me?"

Twilight giggled at your question with a hoof over her mouth. "I assure you, she is a most friendly, gentle-,"

A pink blur darted out from the building toward you. This soon followed with a sickening bone cracking sound as Pinkie Pie hugged you…into a bloody paste, your blood and guts splattered all over her.

"Sweet Celestia!" Twilight shouted.

"What have I done?!" Pinkie Pie screamed in shock and disbelief, her mane instantaneously had lost its puffiness and became flat. Tears streamed down her cheeks as she held your gory remains in her red-stained hooves.

"Don’t worry Pinkie, I can fix this!" Twilight said as her horn became surrounded in a purple aura.

A moment later, there was a blinding flash of light. When the light faded, your body was fully restored as it stood before Pinkie Pie. The blood was gone and you were once again were among the living.

"Sorry about that." Pinkie Pie sobbed. “I didn’t think. I didn’t know. Hugs aren’t supposed to hurt people!” She kept her eyes to the ground, her whole body shaking with tears continuing to fall down her face.

"It’s OK. I know you didn't mean to kill me." you said softly, gently caressing her mane. "Let’s try this again."

A look of hesitation crossed her face as you wrapped your arms around her.

For the next several minutes, Pinkie Pie merely remained in place with her hooves down upon the ground. Until her mane suddenly regained its puffiness, this soon followed with her summoning up the courage to return the hug, by wrapping her hooves around your waist… far more gently this time.

Back in the present, a rather depressed Pinkie Pie was sat on her rump before you. You held the mare gently in your arms despite the fact she did not return the hug. Her two front legs stood down upon the ground.

"Hey, that only happened once." you said softly, rubbing a hand through her mane. “I know that your hugs won’t hurt me again.” You pulled her closer, trying to get her hooves to wrap around you. “It’s okay to hug.”

"I know, but it made me really sad." she said, a single tear fell down her cheek.

You had to do something and you can’t help but blurt out what has been on your mind all day.

"Say, you wanna wrestle?"

"W-what? But Anony, your body is so…” she shuddered, her words turning into a hushed whisper. “fragile. I don’t want to risk hurting you… or accidentally killing you again." Her hooves wrapped around herself, squeezing her shoulders as her eyes became glossy and wet.

"Dammit! I’m not fragile!" you shouted, crossing your arms. "I’m as strong as any pony."

Her tears threatened to fall just before she began to laugh hysterically.

"Oh, you’re so funny, Anon!" she chuckled as she wiped her face. A big, goofy smile was on her lips, stretching from cheek to cheek. Pinkie was so Pinkie. She laughed and laughed until she looked like she was ready to explode with happiness.

"Stop it!" you yelled, red faced in embarrassment. "Stop laughing at me!"

Pinkie Pie’s eyes widened in alarm just before she lunged forward to wrap her hooves around you, bringing you into a tight hug. "Oh Anony! I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings." she said, nuzzling your neck affectionately.

It was good that Pinkie felt better but now you felt even worse than before.

"Oh… I’m so weak." Tears fell down your cheeks.

Pinkie Pie lifted her head before she leaned forward to give you a brief, pillowy soft kiss on the lips.

"Well, you’re not weak in the bedroom. You're my favorite friend to have sex with." she listed off, her voice growing more sensually as she gave you bedroom eyes.

You sighed, your angsting denied under her cuteness, before looking up at her with a small smile on your face.

"Yeah, I know. But I wish I could be good at something else other than friendship and sex." you brought up, trying to explain how you wanted something else, something a bit more fulfilling and…

Pinkie Pie gasped in joy.

"I just got a brilliant idea!" she shouted excitedly.

"What?" you asked in a curious tone, eyebrows raising.

"How about we have a lollipop licking competition? Maybe you can beat me at that."

"Hey yeah! I bet I could win that!" you said in a upbeat tone, eyes lighting up with hope.

Pinkie Pie pulled two strawberry lollipops out of thin air. The mare then handed you one before positioning her own just a mere inch away from touching her muzzle.

"On three. One… two… three!" she shouted.

At the sound of ‘three’ both of you popped a lollipop each into your mouth. Both of you licked and sucked upon your lollipop. Err… lollipops.

Several minutes passed, the lollipop was now half its original size in your mouth.

"Done!" Pinkie Pie announced before she pulled out the now empty stick from her muzzle. “Hee hee, I won! I won! It’s time for the Pinkie Pie wins song.” The mare wagged her tail, lost in her own world as she partied on the spot. She whooped and hollered and you died a little on the inside.

"Ah, fuck it anyway!" you roared as you chomped down upon the lollipop, shattering it into pieces.

"Sorry Anon. Looks like you lost… again." she said, gently patting you on the back.

"Dammit! No matter what I do, I always lose!" you shouted, angrily stomping your feet.

Pinkie Pie looked at you with bedroom eyes as she spoke in a soft, sensual tone. "Would me sucking on your lollipop make you feel like a winner?"

"Sucking on my lollipop? What are-," you suddenly realized what she was talking about when you saw her dart her long and thick tongue out to lightly lick upon the lollipop stick held in her hoof. Her half lidded eyes slowly rose up your body as she twirled the stick in her wet and inviting mouth.

What were you angry about again?

"Yeah, that could work." you said, hypnotized as the stick bobbed up and down.

She gave you a wicked grin as she took hold of your hand with a hoof. Then without uttering a single word both of you walked over to a large bush. The very same bush you had sex with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash in.

Quite a few minutes later, you and Pinkie Pie came out of the bush. There was a most joyous smile on your face, while her face and hair was bleached white by a thick layer of your cum.

"Thanks Pinkie," you said, gently patting a cum free part of her mane.

The mare stuck out her versatile tongue. In one swift action, your cum was cleaned off her face and mane with a lightning fast swipe of her tongue.

"Oh, it was my pleasure, Anony! Your cum tastes yummy." she said happily, her eyes sparkling in joy.

She gave you a kiss goodbye on the cheek before she happily trotted away with a skip in her step along the path.

Mere moments after Pinkie Pie left, you spotted the alabaster mare known as Rarity, humming a happy tune as she walked along the path.

"Hello Rarity!" you called out to her, giving her a friendly wave.

"Oh hello, darling!" she said, trotting over to you. Once she was close to you, a look of disgust crossed her face. "Oh my, you smell like sex and shame!" Her mood abruptly changed. Rarity’s eyes fluttered and her voice became lust-filled as she took in the scent of your manliness. "Like a filthy barbarian! Just the way I like em."

"Come here, you smelly pig and kiss me!" she said sexfully, batting her eyelashes at you.

"Before we kiss,” you interrupted, “can we have a wrestling match?" you said, cracking your knuckles. Rarity just had to be a sure win. You couldn’t imagine such a fine and delicate lady used to getting her hooves dirty.

"Oh please, my handsome human, you don’t stand a chance against me." she said, dismissing your challenge with an nonchalant wave of her hoof.

"Oh yeah, bring it on you whorse!" you shouted, arms raised in a defensive pose.

"Why I never!" she shouted as she flashed her horn.

You felt an odd tingling course through your body. "Hey! No magic! That’s cheating!" you bellowed.

"Oh darling, I don’t want to hurt you." she stomped her hooves in a readying stance before she leaped high into the air toward you.

For some strange reason, magic bullshit probably, you felt no pain whatsoever as the mare crashed into you, knocking you over with ease. Before you could even try counter her, she placed both hooves upon your hands, gently holding them down with applied pressure.

"See? No pain. Without that protection spell cast upon you, I daresay you would have several bones broken."

"No I wouldn't! I’m not that weak!" you said, struggling uselessly against her.

"Oh sweetie, compared to a pony you are like mere brittle glass." she said, so certain that she smirked over the top of him. “Remind me, how many ponies have you beaten today?”

"Aww man, why can’t I be an overpowered Gary Stu!" you cried out to the heavens from under her.

"Oh Anon, I bet you’re totally overpowered in some other universe out there," she said wistfully, her smirk turning into a pitying smile. “But it isn’t the case here. We must make do with our natural gifts. Your weakness is rather charming under a certain light.”

"Yeah well, I will beat you now! Even if I’m not OP!" you roared in defiance of your underpowerness.

You struggled against her for a little before uttering a long, drawn sigh. Shit, you were tired.

"Lost again." You said, your voice now emotionless. What was the point, anymore?

"Aww, would some sex cheer you up?" her eyes drifted over to a nearby large bush. "Want to ravage me there?"

"Yes please," you muttered despite the breaking of your spirit.

The mare stood up off you, before she flashed her horn in order to magically levitate you back onto your feet.

"Come along, darling." she said, quickly trotting over to the bush.

You quickly ran over to her. Once there, you embraced her, wrapping your arms around her neck. She in turn wrapped her two front legs around your neck, before leaning her head forward.

With that you and Rarity passionately made out as you two backed into the bush. The very same bush you had sexy time with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie in.

Several minutes later, you and Rarity came out of the bush. She was hot and sweaty, you on the other hand now looked far worse. Your hair stuck up at all angles and there were stains that didn’t need to be seen or smelled in public.

"Darling, that was some nice butt pounding you gave me there. But seriously, you need to go home and have a shower. You stink nearly as bad as those Decapodian crab people from the Decapod Islands."

You sniffed your armpit. As a result, your eyes closed and your face crunched up, nearly fainting from the smell. "Yeah, I stink really bad."

So onward you went home to clean yourself up.

Your short journey home was uneventful, although you did spot Lyra giving you a nasty glare as you walked by her house. But other than that, nothing really happened.

After A Hard Day of Sex

You walked up a short flight of golden steps toward a golden door that belonged to a large crystal building resembling an oak tree. The door opened automatically, as if it magically knew who you were.

With haste, you power-walked up the purple stone hall toward a room with seven thrones that stood around a stone table with a three-dimensional interactive map of Equestria. One of the thrones was occupied by Princess Twilight Sparkle who was reading a brown, leather bound book.

You walked past her without saying a single word. She, however, upon noticing your presence had lowered her book to give you a warm smile.

"Hello Anon! Where were you..." she stopped speaking, eyes going wide, before she tightly took hold of her snout with a hoof. "Ugh! You stink!" she said, a grossed-out look on her face. Twilight’s eyes watered and she fanned the air. “I can’t take it!” Her horn glowed and a transparent purple bubble appeared over her head. “That’s better. Anon, why do you smell like that?”

You stopped in your tracks and turned around to face her.

"Well, I just had sex with Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rarity. So, of course I smell bad." You said, matter-of-factly. The only other creature on this planet that had gotten as much as ass like you would be that very same bush.

"Oh." she tapped her hooves together as she smiled nervously. "Are you going to have sex with me now?" she spoke in a soft and imploring voice along with her ears drooped.

"Oh Twilight, of course I will have sex with you. You're one sexy and brainy lady."

A bright red blush came upon her cheeks. "Oh Anon, you’re so sweet."

With that, you turned around and continued on your way.

"Hey! Where are you going? I thought we were going to have sex?!" she shouted, a rather cross look on her face.

"Join me in the shower!" you called back.

"Coming!" she shouted, jumping out of her seat on to her four hooves, before dashing out of the room at such speed she became a purplish flash.

After a little butt fun with Twilight Sparkle in the shower, you had slid open the glass door, then proceeded to walk out of it as clean as a whistle.

Unfortunately, now you could barely see your hand in front of your face, for the bathroom was drenched in a thick fog of steam. On a more positive note, the tiles beneath your feet were warm to the touch.

"Twilight, I can’t see shit!" You exclaimed.

"I’m on it!" her voice called from behind you.

There was a blinding flash of light, shortly followed with the steam being dispersed.

The bathroom was decent, but very girly. The light pink walls of the room were covered in bright red love hearts, along with various pictures of yourself being hugged and kissed by; Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

The tiled floor was light pink, which also had bright red love hearts. Even the wooden door to the bathroom was girly. For the door was painted pink with a large poster of yourself being smothered in hugs by your six best friends with benefits along with Luna and Celestia, who also were best friends of yours with benefits.

Thankfully, the sink and toilet had escaped this femininity and was pleasantly just plain white.

You reached your hand out for a nearby hanging towel, but an abrupt flash of light followed with the feeling of a heat wave rippling your skin had put a stop to that.

You uttered a low angry growl, before you turned around to face Twilight with a harsh glare, eyes narrowed menacingly. You didn’t need her to do that. You may be underpowered, but you can dry yourself!

From under your harsh glare, her ears drooped, head lowering as tears tumbled down her cheeks.

"I’m sorry." she said in a low, sad voice.

You tried desperately to remain angry with her. Unfortunately, her overpowered cuteness was tearing apart your masculinity’s defences.

"Dammit! It’s not enough that these ponies have super speed, super strength and invincibility. But they also have to have weapon grade adorableness! came the last of your manly man’s thoughts as her cuteness wiped them away.

When the last of your masculinity faded away, your expression had softened as your heart skipped a beat. The sight of seeing your cute and sexy pony friend being sad seemed to have a massive tug on your heartstrings.

Maybe, it was weakness on your part? Quite possibly due to these ponies having some sort of passive mind control magic over you. A magic, which made you very sensitive to their emotions, but the sight of seeing Twilight Sparkle upset also made you very upset.

So, without a word you walked forth toward her, bent down on your knees, whereupon you enclosed your arms around her into a tight hug.

A shocked squeal escaped from her, before she relaxed with a heavy sigh. A broad smile came upon her face, before she returned the hug with gusto by wrapping her two front legs around your shoulders.

The mare closed her eyes as you held her, a look of pure content on her face. Her soft body emitted a strong warmth against you. Her hooves, capable of smashing the hardest of diamonds and even Electro matter with ease, could also be gentle. Gentle, by slowly running said hooves in small circles over your shoulders, relieving the built up tension within them.

You sighed happily, before you returned the favor by roaming your hands over her back, stirring your fingers deep into her soft fur, caressing her flesh.

A groan escaped from her as her wings sprang out. You flinched, quickly pulling away your head to avoid the attack. Her wings nearly slapped you in the face.

A bright red blush appeared on her cheeks as she smiled nervously.

"Oh no, I didn’t mean to-," she promptly stopped speaking when she felt you stroke her mane once more.

"It’s OK, Twilight," you spoke softly, continuing to rub her mane.

Twilight seemed to really like you rubbing her mane. Judging by the peaceful look on her face as her eyes were closed… along with the purring sounds she’s making?

"What is she a cat?" came your thoughts.

"Hey, I’m not a cat?!" she spoke crossly, frowning.

"Twilight! What did I tell you about using your overpowered horse magic to read my thoughts?!" you said in raised voice.

"Sorry! I just wanted to know what you think of my butt when compared to Princess Celestia’s butt!"

Your expression softened. You then bent your knees, moving a hand to her backside and gave her plump rump a tight squeeze, digging deep into the soft fat of her ass.

"Twilight, your butt is beautiful. I’m sure one day you’ll be as big as Celestia with a big fat butt just like her's."

"It will be a few thousands years... But yeah. I might have a big fat butt just like Celestia’s one day."

"A day, I will never get to see." You said, a moment of thoughtfulness coming over you. Twilight giggled with a hoof over her mouth. That moment was suddenly popped. "What? You find mortality funny?"

"Anon, I can simply cast an anti-aging spell to stop you from dying."

"And also simply bring me back to life with a spell?"

She nodded.

"Yes! I get to tap your sweet ass forever!" You whooped, shouting out the words as you felt a inch of fear crawl up your spine. Twilight would cast an anti-aging spell and a bunch more to keep you alive. But how much of you would be alive than just reanimated flesh powered by magic? Ponies were too OP.

A bright blush came upon her face from hearing those words.

"I should go." you said out of nowhere as you stood up.

"Why?" she asked, giving you a funny look.

"I have to go." you spoke, turning to toward the door. "I should go." you said, walking out the door, leaving behind a very confused Twilight.

You were dressed once again with only a pair of black shorts and a plain white t-shirt as you lay on your back upon a lavender, leather couch near a crackling fireplace. Throughout the room there were dozens of bookshelves.

The books were divided in perfect alphabetical order on the shelves, and also divided by genre and age rating.

Held in your hand was a thick, brown, leather bound book, entitled ‘The Reign of the Dark Lord Darknessmarkness Narkness Blurness’.

You sighed, skipping to the last page and began to read.

’Luckily, this evil alicorn’s reign of cruelty over our poor, underpowered griffon friends came to an end, when Princess Celestia teleported before his throne. Narkness tried to defend himself by firing particle beams from his eyes at Celestia. Fortunately, his attack merely tickled Celestia."

‘However, when Celestia read his mind, she had learned of his plan to commit suicide rather than go to tartarus, by setting off a bomb under his throne, killing himself along with every griffon in the city. To make matters even worse, they were the last of the griffons, so if the bomb went off the griffon people would be gone forever.’

‘This revelation, had caused our dear Celestia to unleash a scream so loud it put a banshee to shame, promptly shattering every window in his entire dark castle. In such a rage Celestia was, she had bitch slapped him so hard he was sent into the sun, whereupon he was vapourized.’

‘And thus the griffons were saved and Celestia gave them all free cake and beer. And the magic of friendship between griffons and ponies has rained ever since.

You closed the book, a look of utter amazement upon your face.

"Whoa… so Equestria wasn’t always such a great place."

So, after finishing the book you had proceeded to stand up. Once you were stood on your feet again, you then walked over to the nearest bookshelf and placed the book at the exact place from whence it came.

For you did not want Twilight to be angry with you. The last time you put the book in the wrong place she gave you no sex for a day.

To be completely sure, you gave the bookshelf one last check over, scanning your eyes over it in order to ensure you had placed the book back in it’s proper place.

Once you were certain the book was back in the right place, you took a book from the shelf and made your way back over to the couch.

Several hours later, you were lying fast asleep on the couch. Upon your lap was Twilight, who too was asleep, making purring sounds like a cat. She lay on her back and was positioned in such a way, that her plump rump rested gently upon your crotch.

Twilight had a content smile on her face, loving the feel of your raging hard on poking against her butt, but other than that, nothing really eventful happened. You two simply slept peacefully through the night.

Author's Note

Just updated it, now. This was sitting in google docs for ages, I might add another chapter in the future.

A big thanks to Regina Wright for the help.