Sweet Apple Massacre: CLEAN VERSION :D

by KalebNoobMaster

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 96

NO ONE GETS RAPED OR KILLED!

NO ONE GETS RAPED OR KILLED!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-31 12:33:58 UTC

HOORAY!

Sweet Apple Massacre

CLEAN VERSION :D

By: KalebNoobMaster

Big Mac walked down into his cellar to find the Cutie Mark Crusaders tied up and gagged.

“What in heavens happened to ya’ll girls?” Big Mac asked while taking the gags out of their mouths.

“Uh, ah dunno.” Applebloom muttered

“Well,” said Big Mac “ah’m gonna let you down, and to boot ah’m not brutally rape ya’ll to death.”

“YAY!” they yelled in unison. ”NON-RAPED CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS AWAY!”

Then they had a fun adventure, and no one was killed or raped that day.

THE END