Ohhh Original Chapter Name
If you're gonna f#@$ up might as f@$# up that leaves ponies wonder, how the f$#@ did you manage to do that
In ponyville two pegasus were flying over town, one looked determined and the other one kind of angry
The one following the mysterious pegasus was the rainbow pegasus pony we all know and love also known as Rainbow Dash, the self proclaimed fastest flyer in Equestria. She was currently following the mysterious grey pegasus
"I said NO, Dash!" yelled the mysterious pegasus
"Come on dude" Dash replied "you need to make some friends"
"NO!"
Who is this pegasus you ask? Well his name is Blackout, a grey pegasus pony with a black mane with almost unnoticeable white stripes, he has a average body type and face and a brown eye and three cards as a cutie mark.
His talent is using cards. Like throwing them, shuffling them, playing with them, or just simply coning ponies.
This is the part were it gets weird, his left eye is pitch black with a white pinprick and a scar under it. Don't ask but is a brain problem he has after he got stabbed in the eye a long time ago, said problem almost makes hin fearless and careless and overall crazy
He also has a trench coat jacket, he loved it he found some red and blue pills in the pockets when he bought it, but he cleaned it afterwards...or threw them at some randome place in nightmare night, he thinks he saw some fillies eat some of them....meh whatever.
But enough of him or possible dangerous/toxic pills, let's see the current situation going on.
"Come on man! Why not?" Dash asked
Blackout turned back "I have a lot of shit to do, so for now, f#@$ off!" he turned forward, only to get facefucked by a wall
*SMACK!* aaand he fell to the ground *THUD*
"ahhh, Mr.Ground, how are you? And the kids? Ahh, ok good s@!t man. Hey, are you going to see the game tonight?-" his mental conversation with the dirt was rudely interrupted by the sound of hooves hitting the ground
"Come on man" said Dash "you need friends, you can't be all alone"
"And why can't i?" Blackout replied, still facing the ground
"Cause its not healthy, and having friends can be fun"
Blackout was still facing the dirt thinking if that could be good for him, he had the mane six as friends but they don't hang out or stuff like that
So he was thinking about it....on the floor of course
Rainbow kept talking "Look, if you don't want to go to pinkie's party then don't, but still try to make friends" she told him "now i have to go, im getting late to the party, see ya later Blackout" and with that she flew of leaving Blackout to his own business...on the floor still.
"Friends...that could be fun" Blackout said outloud "yeah, why the f!@# not?" he got up more determined than ever "yeah, let's do this" but then he stopped. Where was he going to make friends?....Ptt of course, he was in Ponyville, the friendliest town in Equestria.
So he marched to town with a goal in his fucked up mind: make as much friends as possible
So he went to town to make some friends....not before tripping and falling over his face...again
"Ahh Mr.ground, how are you?..."
Later..................................................................ok now.
To make friends, he needs some advice. What better pony then the princess of friendship herself? Princess Twilight Sparkle
He was currently in front of her castle, the tree of harmony, debating to himself if he would knock or sleep on the roof again.
That roof was the most comfortable roof ever
Speaking of daddy issues. He started to knock calmly on the massive door and called out in a cherry tone "Ohhh Twi-Twi...."
He knocked again. But this time banging on the door and yelled "TWILIGHT! OPEN THE FU#$@!G DOOR!"
The massive door opened quickly "OK OK! What do you need!" she said quickly. But Blackout didn't respond, instead he stood there with a blank look on his stupid face
Awkward silence took over
........
Deciding to end this silence, Twilight spoke "Oh, hi uhhhhh....?"
"Blackout"
"Blackout! What do you need?" She said kindly
"Oh, uhhh" he sighed "I need advice on making new friends" he responded kind of nervously
"Oh Blackout. Of course i can help you" she replied in a kind tone
"But I would like the short version of "how to make friends for dummies" please" He quickly responded almost cutting her off
"Hmmmm" She had her hoof on her chin in thought while she examined him closely. To his hoofs, his colors, his clothing, his cutie mark, his mane, his shape and finally his black eye, focused at the white pinprick looking back at her
"Well..." She started "you are pretty weird"
"Well I am a bit weird"
"You fell asleep on the castles roof one day"
"Well ok. I am VERY weird. But what are you trying to say?"
"Is that some ponies like weird. Take Pinkie Pie for example, the craziest and weirdest known I have ever known, and yet look at her now, everypony loves her and everypony is her friend" she finished, looking at Blackout
Blackout was looking back at her with a confused look "...Soooo you're telling me, toooo.... Be myself?" he sorta guessed
"That is correct" she answered back
"So. How am i gonna do that?" he questioned
"No matter how many friends you have or make, never change"
The black pony paused for a moment, then his eyes went wide in understanding
"Oooooh. Now I get it. So I just do that and I'll make friends" he answered back finally understanding
"Yes, just like that!"
"Thank you Twilight! Now, I must go and make some friends!"
Twilight stood there as he ran off in direction to ponyville, to make friends... Not before tripping and falling on his face. He laid there for a moment grumbling nonsense to himself and got up and flew way
Twilight stood there before sighing and walked back to the castle
"I said before and I'll say again: this town is full of crazy ponies"
She looked back at ponyville and smiled
"And I hope it never changes"
Author's Note
Wooo it took me a while but here it is
enjoy :)
Feather quill....you are the first one eh? jejeje good luck
Original? What's that? (Feather Quill)
The point of life is not to survive with simple ease, but to find fun and meaning in things while keeping others happy. Also, where's my light up squid hat? Feather Quill~
Now, with his new objective in mind, Blackout decided to make friends. But he needs to do stuff first and needed some quills first. And where to get them? The Quill Store!....yeah just like that. Nothing more, nothing less, just The Quill Store, and by the name of this chapter our lazy author decided to give it you won't find any originality in this story.
Blackout, now annoyed with the lack of originality of this chapter and the bulls#@! the author is making up on spot, he finally arrived at the Quill Store. He observed the store, it was a simple shop with an ink pot and a quill as the banner, with "The Quill Store" in white letters on the bottom.
He entered the shop with the usual bell ring you hear at these kind of shops, and observed the many different ink pots and quills in there. On one side was a many different quills that you could buy depending on your taste, and on the other side was many different ink pots of different colors and sizes, there was even rare ones from different lands but costs way to much. He also noticed a broken TV near the counter, and it looked on its last days and about to be thrown away.
"Oh, hi there!" greeted a female voice
Blackout turned around to see a sky blue pegasus pony with a white and pink mane and brown eyes. She also had a Quill with the word "Love" as her cutie mark
"What can I do for you?" said the blue pony
"Oh! Uhhhh, I need two Quills and a "Black Squid©" ink pot please" he replied
"was the copyright symbol really necessary?" Blackout wondered to himself
"Oh um, we have the quills but, we ran out of "Black Squid©" ink pots"
Blackout's ears lowered and a small frown appeared on his face, those pots were his favorites he always used them. It was a real shame tho...
"But- Blackout's ears perked up -a shipment is going to arrive in a few minutes, if you want you can stay" she said with a kind smile but then started to stutter "I-I-I mean if you want to"
Blackout smiled "Great! I'll stay then. Thank you miss..."
"Feather Quill" the pony now known as Feather Quill replied lifting her hoof out for a hoofshake, which Blackout accepted
"And you could be?" she asked
"Oh my name is Blackout" he replied with a huge goofy grin
"Blackout, cool!" she said with a smile "hey, um, what's up with your eye?" she questioned shyly
"Childhood mishap" he replied with a unimpressed tone in his voice which Feather quickly noticed
"Oh. Sorry if it is a touchy subject. I....I shouldn't asked" she said with sad eyes and facing down
"Nonono it's ok. It's just that I feel that I get asked that question over and over and over again"
Feather looked relieved "Well, ok then. If it makes you feel better, it also looks very cool to me" she complimented
"I also get that alot, but it's something I don't mind hearing" he said with a sly smile on his face when she giggled a bit
So the next few minutes they were talking about stuff, like fandoms, videogames, and themselves. It didn't took long before somepony arrived at the back.
"Oh, that must be the shipment. I will be back in a sec" Feather said as she went to the back
Blackout observed as she left and wondered: could she be his first REAL friend? She seemed pretty nice to hang out with someday so, why not? Blackout kept wondering these things, but suddenly. A thought entered his mind... A very important one....
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Ok. She's taking waay to long
...Meanwhile outside...
Feather encountered three wild stallions (see what I did there?) One shorter then the other two, while they looked like fuc*ing Arnold Swesheneger or however the hell you say it. The smaller one appeared to be leading the other two while cornering Feather Quill
"So you commin' back or na" the short one said. He had a very thick Manehattan accent, which was pretty annoying
"For the last time! Im not going back to the Fight Club! Can't that go trough your thick head?!" Feather said very annoyed
"Ya know the rules Feather. Don't talk about fight club" he replied "And you appear to be breaking the golden rule"
"I never said anything about the club" she defended herself. "now leave"
"How can we be so sure?" he said with a evil smile "In fact. Im in the mood of seeing someone getting hurt today" his smile got even bigger
"Take care of her boys"
The two larger stallions advanced slowly, with the intention of breaking some bones. Feather tried to go back, but she was in a dead end alleyway. She needed to escape and the John Cena looking stallions were getting closer. She closed her eyes
"Hey! Do you know what time it is?"
Feather opened her eyes to see Blackout with her old TV over his head and wearing an evil smile on his face
"WELCOME TO PRIME TIME, B*TCH!"
"What the fu-" the large stallion couldn't finish his sentence as the TV was flung at him, knocking him and the other stallion out cold
"Wah?!" the small pony looked at him with angry eyes "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
"Not the guy who's gonna help your sorry ass out" Blackout said with a creepy grin
"Help me what?!" the little sh*t questioned at him
"Escape that" he said mentioning behind him. The Manehatten pony looked back to see Feather Quill basically murdering him with her eyes.
He gulped
"You where in the mood of seeing someone hurt right?" she cracked her neck "how about now?"
He started to shake and appeared to lose color a bit or pee himself a bit too. And he heard a whisper:
"You're fuc*ed"
later...
Now, the three ponies from fight club where tied up. The large stallions still ko'ed and the small one beaten to a bloody pulp barely awake (or barely breathing lol) Blackout and Feather Quill went back inside the store
"Remind me not to piss you off, cause that looked like hell back there" Blackout joked
"Ha!" Feather laughed "you haven't seen me at my best yet!"
"That's a good thing, cause I don't want to" he said
"Hahaha! Ohh man, you don't" she smiled at him and Blackout smiled back, then the thought entered his mind again.
He stared at he for a few moments and finally said
"Sooo. Friends?" he asked with a hopefull smile
Feather humed amusingly "hmm. Sure! You seem fun!"
Blackout smiled
Later...
After a nice chat with Feather, it was time to go home for both of them. After they said goodbyes to each other Blackout headed home, thinking
He finally had a friend. A real friend
a real friend...
He smiled
As he was walking home a sudden realization entered his mind
He stopped
.......
He forgot the ink pot and the quills
......
Sh*t
Author's Note
Guess what movie I saw today! :D
Hmmm. is it me or is it gonna start to rain?
