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A Musician's Guide To: "Whatever this is"

by Clues-IHaveNone
Dan, a typical college student and music-shop worker, is whisked into Equestria. Rather happy about this turn of events, he sets out to find his place in this new world, using the pony's lack of information on humans to his advantage.

[Disclaimer; I made this in my spare time, just because I was bored. I barely passed English class and I wrote half of this at 3am onwards, so on that note: Enjoy!]

Dan, a typical college student and music-shop worker, is whisked into Equestria. Rather happy about this turn of events, he sets out to find a place in this new world, using the pony's lack of information on humans to his advantage.

Unfortunately, as he finds out rather quickly, this new 'perfect world' isn't all it's chalked up to be in terms of acceptance and friendliness. Seeing this; he attempts to change things in the only way he knows how.
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(Keep in mind that I am still a learning writer, so the early chapters may not be up to the standard that the newer ones are)
(Contains a M/M relationship and what I consider gore)
('Mature' rating for sex references, foul language and some other stuff)

Cancelled
Comedy
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
 
PCOP

187364 words: Estimated about 16 hours to read
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44 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Introductions 2015-10-14 13:07:20 UTC
    2721
  2. Chapter 2: Off To A Sarcastically Great Start 2015-10-14 13:07:29 UTC
    3245
  3. Chapter 3: The Tailed Tailor's Tale Of Tailor...ing 2015-10-14 13:07:35 UTC
    3501
  4. Chapter 4: Big Kicks And Crazy Chicks 2015-10-14 13:07:40 UTC
    5371
  5. Chapter 5: Anatomies And Secret Cheese 2015-10-14 13:07:47 UTC
    4577
  6. Chapter 6: Even More Anatomy 2015-10-14 14:38:17 UTC
    4524
  7. Chapter 7: Wires And Dire Situations 2015-10-14 15:41:28 UTC
    4597
  8. Chapter 8: Singing Songs And Righting Wrongs 2015-10-14 16:32:34 UTC
  9. Chapter 9: A Lance's Lost Chances 2015-10-14 19:05:25 UTC
    2036
  10. Chapter 10: Final Straws And Startin' Wars 2015-10-14 20:09:18 UTC
    3870
  11. Chapter 11: 'What Happens In The Cave, Stays In The Cave.' 2015-10-15 21:46:10 UTC
    4214
  12. Chapter 11.5: The Message 2015-10-15 22:17:46 UTC
    823
  13. Chapter 12: Homecoming And Wings Humming 2015-10-15 23:23:28 UTC
    4489
  14. Chapter 13: A Match-Maker's Meeting 2015-10-16 01:48:09 UTC
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  15. Chapter 14: A Feather In The Sand 2015-10-16 14:44:04 UTC
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  16. Chapter 15: Meals and Shields 2015-10-16 18:14:07 UTC
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  17. Chapter 16: The Double Date Defender 2015-10-17 16:10:02 UTC
    5260
  18. Chapter 17: Recovery 2015-10-18 13:28:06 UTC
    3690
  19. Chapter 18: Secret Plan(s?) 2015-10-18 20:18:00 UTC
    4776
  20. Chapter 19: Revealed Intentions And Old Inventions 2015-10-19 20:54:28 UTC
    2710
  21. Chapter 20: A Snowy Day In Canterlot 2015-10-21 02:45:24 UTC
    2293
  22. Chapter 21: The Beginning Of Something Big? 2015-10-21 16:04:58 UTC
    3596
  23. Chapter 22: Give And Receive 2015-10-23 04:08:13 UTC
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  24. Chapter 22.5: Prospectives 2015-10-23 21:10:39 UTC
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  25. Chapter 23: Trying To Understand (Emphasis On 'Trying') 2015-10-25 23:41:54 UTC
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  26. Chapter 24: Ebony Keys 2015-10-26 15:31:03 UTC
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  27. Chapter 25: Dream-land Duel 2015-10-27 02:57:27 UTC
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  28. Chapter 26: The Victor And His Spoils 2015-10-28 04:23:10 UTC
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  29. Chapter 27: Loops 2015-10-29 23:53:34 UTC
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  30. Chapter 28: A New Dawn 2015-11-01 03:49:46 UTC
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  31. Chapter 29: Infirm 2015-11-04 01:43:24 UTC
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  32. Chapter 30: Passing Burdens 2015-11-05 12:41:16 UTC
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  33. Chapter 31: A Changeling's Guide To: "Journals" 2015-11-13 00:04:37 UTC
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  34. Chapter 32: Every Rose Has Its Dawn 2015-11-17 21:58:29 UTC
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  35. Chapter 33: What Pawns Receive 2015-11-25 22:37:19 UTC
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  36. Chapter 34: Skin And Chrome 2015-11-30 20:17:00 UTC
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  37. Chapter 35: A Door-Step's Gift 2015-12-08 18:13:19 UTC
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  38. Chapter 36: Back In The Reins... 2015-12-18 04:25:28 UTC
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  39. Chapter 37: ...Of The Horse Of War (Part 1 of 2) 2016-01-06 22:16:42 UTC
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  40. Chapter 38: ...Of The Horse Of War (Part 2 of 2) 2016-01-30 05:42:23 UTC
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  41. Chapter 39: Ashes To A Pyre 2016-02-28 02:54:07 UTC
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  42. Chapter 40: Remind Me To Hide The Cook-Books 2016-03-06 14:46:46 UTC
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  43. Chapter 41: Welcome To The Jungle (Part 1 of 4) 2016-04-19 10:44:08 UTC
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  44. Chapter 42: Welcome To The Jungle (Part 2 of 4) 2016-05-12 23:40:24 UTC
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