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I can still remember the first time I saw a tit.

Her boobage had the impossible gift of being perfectly round. Most people mistake, say when they draw a woman specifically for the pleasure of watching dem tig ol' bitties bounce, that breasts are orb-shaped at all times. But they are not. They have a more teardrop shape to them, with varying size and sag per user.

But Maddies defied that, defied gravity.  They were round, never changing and the size of a soccer- no, basketballs.

Articulate the joys and thrills of masturbation as a young man.

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Some time later, he met Sunset Shimmer. A young graduate of Canterlot U.

For a while they conducted "experiments" in her apartment on River Road.

As time passes they discover they have a tendency to explode at each other. She could be as fiery as her hair.

Sunset and I talk, it's not gonna work out.

She and I want to stay friends. She's a great friend.

When I feel alone and unworthy I think about what they taught me. The women with nothing but good intentions that taught me all I should know. Sunset was the best of them.

I meet a new girl.