Not a good day to be discord
"Your so funny! Your so cute! Your my best friend!" These words kept running through Discords head. "Bet your going to say that to next stallion who strolls down the street!" He thought. Just recently, Fluttershy had friend-zoned herself to Discord and didn't show up to Tuesday tee.Instead, she was spending time with Breezy Trees, her new stallion friend from appleoosa. Breezy trees, despite being an earth pony, LOVED the sky and anything to do with birds. And for some reason, that bothered Discord. A lot. Discord's head was pulsing and he was about to explode. "YOU WILL RUE THE DAY, BREEZY TREES! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!" He yelled to the roof. Discord looked at the shelf that beheld the beautiful diamond ring. "You made a good choice, sir." Discord ran those words through his head a few times. He had lied to Fluttershy and told her the ring was from the chaos dimension's finest rock and was for display only or some nonsense like that. But it was really for her. Discord was looking at her lion paw, thinking about the day he would stand on his one cloven hoof and ask the mare of his life to marry him forever. Those thoughts were happy and uplifting, but broken by the thought of Breezy Trees. "Breezy Trees, the stupid tree hugger." Discord thought. "oh well. maybe I can rage later. I'm tired." He thought, controlling his tears of anger.
That night, Discord was on his upside-down bed, thinking like crazy. What if she moved on? What if their 20 years of friendship meant nothing at all? What if that diamond ring never popped out? About 4 months ago, Fluttershy was on a trip to see a fire fly festival in trotting ham. 2 weeks ago she returned, and all she would talk about is great old Breezy trees and how great he is with his great love for the sky. "UHHHH!" Discord screamed as he shifted around his bed. "STUPID BREEZY TREES!" He shouted. It's all his fault that he and Fluttershy might never marry! Why couldn't he just push Breezy trees off a cliff and get it done with? And why cant... Zzzz
The morning soon came, and Discord finally woke up. At 11:00. In the afternoon. He woke up with teary eyes and his head pulsing. "Wha...." He started. Golden rays of sunlight crashed through the window. The smell of dew slowly consumed the room and even little glimmers of pollen had fallen around his air and made him sneeze. He let the tears swelled up inside of him slowly flow out. "Um why am I crying?" He asked the room. "Maybe its the yellow stuff that's consuming the air, just like stupid yellow Breezy Trees consuming my friendship with Fluttershy so that I may never ask her to marry me." He said in a puff. "Um.... Discord?" Said a soft and flowery voice entering the room.
"FLUTTERSHY?!" Discord said, his jaw LITERATELY hitting the floor. "Um...Is the- were you- Did i walk in on the wrong time today?" Fluttershy asked, sounding super freaked out. "Uh.... Yesss?" He said, sounding more and more embarrassed. "But- How much did you here?" He asked.
Chapter 2: Even more chaos
"All-all of it." Fluttershy said, her normally peachy cheeks were now burning pink. "I-I thought you said the ring- it was display only or something..." Fluttershy said. "Well- I- Bu-" Discord stuttered. The back of his antlers were starting to smoke. Just then, hoofs started to slowly clop up the stairs. "Fluttershy! I felt a tension, like a, HM... a weird, angry cardinal! Said Breezy Trees. "Oh hello Breezy. I thought I told you too wait down stairs..." Fluttershy said, giving him a hint full look. "Oh so party at Discords. Lets all just come over i'm SURE Discord wont mind." Discord said, his big bushy eyebrows lowered to a sarcastic look of anger. "OH WOW A DRACONIQEUS!" Breezy Trees said, staring at Discord like he'd seen a ghost. "WOW!!!! can I take a picture?" said Breezy Trees, studying Discords "super interesting" cloven hoof. "NO! and its pronounced " draconequus", not " DRACONIQEUS"." Discord said, steam coming out of his ears. Did Breezy Trees REALLY think that Discord was a pet? Had he not heard of the famous Discord, Lord of Chaos? How could anyone be so foolish? "Um breezy, can you go back downstairs? Just for like 5 more minutes... Promise." Fluttershy said. "OK.... but can we come back? I'm super-" He started. "No. meet you down in a few." Fluttershy said.
After Breezy Trees went back downstairs, it was just Fluttershy and Discord again. A few minuets of silence had fallen before any pony said anything. "So.. you were gonna... marry me?" Fluttershy asked, blush coming faster and faster. "Fluttershy, I have a long explanation. You see, I didn't tell you because.... I thought you would never truly love me and that it just wasn't time. If you didn't love me, then you wouldn't ever. So I wanted to find a good time. But i guess I was wrong and just yelled it out." Discord said, thinking about how stupid that just sounded. "Oh, Discord. I had no idea. I should have know...." Fluttershy said. "No, it's my fault. I'm stupid to think about things like love." Discord said, sadness swallowing him whole. "Your not foolish Discord. I like you too and I do have a great affection for you. I just... didn't know you wouldmarry me." Fluttershy said. "yeah, me neither." Discord said. "But- well- what should we do?" Fluttershy said. "Well, you can accept it or not. I will respect your decision." Discord said. But really, he wouldn't. If she said no then she must clearly love Breezy Trees and not him. Then what? Would he cripple in darkness and lonesomeness? Would he never be friends with her again?
