In a tavern on the edge of Old Equestria, a wizened pony cleric regales stallion, mare, and foal with the tale of his greatest adventure: a grand epic set in a faraway land, where a much younger pony travelled in the company of three stalwart adventurers along a dangerous road.

Did they slay the dragon? Rescue fair maidens? Walk away with a mountain of treasure? Given that the smartest of the lot was the half-deranged Kobold who thought he was the dragon . . .

Well, just let an old nag spin his tale.

[Human tag included for exactly one character, so I don't want to hear any complaints.]

Based on an ongoing game of D&D/Ponyfinder I'm GMing, written up for the hell of it, and mostly because this lot are making some of the most hilariously misguided decisions a group this experienced possibly could.

Also, they owe me a pint if this actually passes moderation. Ed: SOMEONE'S BUYING AND IT'S NOT ME.