Suicidal disharmony

by aceboy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Alternate Universe
Length: 1474

What do you get when a monster a mercenary a insane girl and a annying girl easy suicidal disharmony

Princess Luna know that any pony could try to take over equestria and the elements of harmony won't be able to deal with problems all the time. So she makes a team the worst of the worst is this a good idea but maybe they are more needed then they know with darkness at every corner.

"Well what do they got to lose?"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-28 03:30:02 UTC

the first day of their new job

       The train to Appaloosa was going slow every pony on the train was looking at four passengers with fear.

"Wow this train ride is awesome it's would be cooler if it was filled with chocolate.,"Mane-iac would love to eat the walls.

"Well i can do that and it would make this ride better.,"Mane-iac  looked at Discord with a smile.

"I don't thick so remember what Luna said so if you try i will shot you.,"Discord sicked his tong out at Sombra.

"Well the great and power full Trixie agrees with Sombra now when will this ride be over?," the train stopped at the station.

"Cool we are here come on let's go make some new friends.,"Mane-iac ran to the trains doors.

"Ugh why did i get stuck with you people?,"Sombra followed her Discord and Trixie joined him.

The four of them walked on to the train station Braeburn was waiting for them he got a good look at the group that Luna sent one was a unicorn mare with a blue coat and a crayon main with red glowing eye's and red see though wing's.

The next one was a colt unicorn that have a broken horn and a black coat and a black main with a suit that had gun holster's on his back with a revolver and a rifle also gun ammunition on his chest.

The next one was a weird mare that had green long hair and was holding a electric ball in her hove playing with it and she wearied a purple suit.

The last one looked like a complete mash up of creators he could tell this creator was a boy one claw was a griffins claw the other one was a bear claw and on his head was two weird antlers and he had a reptile tail and a horse lag and a dragon's lag also red and yellow eye's.

"So why did Princess Luna send you all instead of her?,"all of them know this was about to come up.

"Ow it's a long story can we talk about this when you bring us to the house we all will be staying at until we deal with your town's problem?,"Braeburn nodded and lead the way.

"Ow i can't wait to see our house i could just exploded.,"Mane-iac was jumping like a filly was going to get ice cream.

"Um mister Sombra could you tell me why she send you all instead of her?,"Sombra did not seen why not.

"very well if you inst.,"Sombra started the story.

earlier that day

Princess Luna was looking at the case's that needed attention their was too many for her to do it would take her a week to go to all this place and the Elements or Harmony had their own problems to deal with. And her sister had her own royal duties to deal with so who can help her keep darkness at bay then it hit her she could make a team like the Elements of Harmony and she know the right people for the job.

Sombra came in to the throne room to Discord,Trixie,Mane-iac there the guard's closed the door now it was just them three.

"Well hay there old pall i see your horn is broken off so why are we here?,"Discord started to drink a chocolate milk.

"Ow maybe it's a party a goodbye party?,"Mane-iac couldn't wait.

"I won't get my hopes up you idiotic Mare the great and powerful Trixie dose not like party's.,"Mane-iac  was shocked

"Hello everyone dose thou wonder why i brought you all here.,"they all looked up to princess Luna

"All right you all we are here ow sorry mister Sombra you can continue the story now.," he rolled his eye's at that.

"I will tell you the rest some other time.,"Everyone stated to look around Bare burn just closed the door and left them to their house he had other things to do.

They all looked at each other then went to do what they want to do Sombra went to his room to work on a new gadget he had in mind Discord sat on the couch and started to eat some pages Trixie went up stair's to go take a shower mane-iac sat down on the couch next to Discord.

Trixie could remember the rest of the story like it was yesterday well than again it was earlier that day.

earlier that day

"Oh you don't like party's what's wrong with you.,"Mane-iac had to take her to a party some time.

"Anyways i am wondering why so Princess blue butt please tell us.,"the princess was a little angry at that comment.

"Well Sombra i have a a job offer for all of you how would you all like to be a team."they all looked at each other.

"Me be in a team with them Trixie is above them."Sombra hated her the most i mean come on.

"Well look who's taking you somehow horniest the power of the alicorn amulet so you do not need it anymore but you still got captured.,"Trixie despised him the most that annoying plot.

"yes this coming for a king who got his horn broken so he is down grated to a earth pony who uses gun and fight with his bare hove's.,"Discord like this this should be fun.

"I used to be the lord of chaos i was now in prison and now you want me to join a team that i will be lose to do what ever i want ok i am in.,"Mane-iac loved new friends this is going to be awesome.

      "Not so fast if you join you can't use your power's for evil.,"Discord thought their was a catch.

"Ok i am in too i have three new friends now sweat.,"Mane-iac can't wait to have fun.

"very well you all with be called..,"they all were ready for the horror ahead.

Trixie was interrupted for her thought's by Discord knocking at the door.

"What is it Discord i am done.,"she was now drying her self.

"Well we are going to check the town out more so you coming.,"she opened the door to look at Discord.

"Very well i will come.,"with that they went to the door Sombra and Mane-iac were their waiting they opened the door and looked out it looked to be a good day when they all walked out though they heard a scream then windigo's showed up that started to attack the town.

the Windigo's had black fur and they had red eye's they have had the shape of Diamond Dogs but their face looked like a wolf's and they had spires.

"Well their goes the nice day.,"windios charged at the four.

         Sombra pulled out his rife and shot a Windigo in the head shooting it clean off another one tried to stab him with a spire but Sombra hit the spire with the butt of his rife. He then whacked the Windigo with it then shot him in the chest now their was a huge hole in the Windigo's chest.

          Trixie shot ice shards at one getting him in the chest his heart was in the shards a group charged her she flow up in the air then dived boom them. The fore braked their bones one tried to get her by the back she turned around and stabbed him in the head with her horn.

          Discord grabbed one by the throat and breaker his neck then he clawed another one in the chest then tossed him. A group tried to surround him then they charged him at once but he snapped his claw then he was go so they all stabbed each other in the chest he reappeared.

         "Well that was a spearing time.,"Discord like it and he didn't care if all of the reader's thought it was cheese.

          Mane-iac shoved a electric ball down one Windigo's throat then she used her hair to stab three Windigo's in the head then she shot another electric ball at another group fraying them. One tried to hit her in the back but she grabbed a spire and and slit his throat she smiled at blood went all over her.

          "Cool fried pony's and a blood bath well the part is not over yet.,"she was ready to spill some more blood.

          "Yes I have to agree I haven't had some fun for some time.,"Discord haven't had this much chaos in awhile

          "Yeah I haven't had some good fight in awhile and I haven't used my guns that much lately.,"Sombra still need a work out

          "The great and powerful Trixie will show them how powerful she is.,"now she had the chance to show how powerful she is.

           "All right let's go suicidal disharmony.,"they all charge at the Windgos