Jinx-ed Fatesby Black OwlChaptersA Prison. (Rewritten)Labyrinth and a finding. (Some changes)Discord, Timberwolfes And CAKE! (little changes)Spider-Pony And Hiding Place. (small changes)Death's Diary | Week 1.Annnnd The Lab's Gone!My 'job' as a maid.A meeting... kinda.Christmas gingerbread 'house' competition. Yay!The pony, the spider and the human.Circus experience in another world (Edited)Back in business (Edited)Death's diary | Week 2.Escape from the friendship hell.The forest of challenges. (Joke, don't read it)Just a casual walk in a forest.The tribe and the human.The last diary of Death.Betrayal and the reason for an obsession.Frozen journey.A Prison. (Rewritten)A Prison For Little Me Equin, the name of the world I have been transported to. I should have never bought that necklace, even tough it was looking cute. The necklace that sent me here was exacly like my old one but this one had a poro instead of a bullet. It was really cute and cheap and I didn't really tought that I would be transported into another dimension because of it. When I first got here I did what I normally do, spread chaos and destruction, but this time I didn't thinked I will actually get caught since they were ponies. Who knew that they could use magic? So because of my carefree nature I got locked in stone for who knows how much time. I don't even remember how long I was here, years? Decades? Eons? Everything just slips by, I saw empires being built and destroyied. Creatures being born and dieing. Everything changes while I just remain the same. Well at least the same in aperance, my personality had changed, I was no longer so desperate about killing and destruction. I started to look back at my old life, a life full of chaos. I realized just how many lives I ruined. So much things I never had, like love or kindness. Everything I did was to get attention. Why? Because I never wanted to be just a no one and die forgotten. Don't get me wrong I still don't want to be forgotten, but I don't think I will be remembered as long as I stay in this state. I think my stoned body is part of the wall of a cave. I have to get out of here! But I can't do anything on my own, I have to find someone to help me, but who? What pony would want to help a stone statue? Nopony, they would think they hear voices. Damn that alicorn Gaia! She's the one who got me here, I could have easily blame her, but it's my fault. I would be stuck here till the end of time if I don't do anything. But what can I do? As I started to think about a way to get out of my prison I started hearing voices! I can finally get out of here! Calm down Jinx you have to be patient or else you'll miss your chance. 'Please let the owner of the voice not have a good mental protection!' As I started to hear the voices more closelly I found out that I didn't knew their language. It sounded like animal noises to me. 'Oh no, I will never get out now.' I felt how the last pice of hope slips away. 'NO! I will get out of here, no matter how long it takes.' There were 6 ponies, 3 of them wore beatifull and expensive clothes and the other 3 wore more normal looking clothes. There were two of each pony race, two unicorns, two earth ponies and two pegasuses? Pegasususus? Pegesurus? Ah fuck it! I'll call them winged horses. Better than trying to say that word. Wait why the hell can't I say the word in my mind? Wait do I even know how to write that? Anyway I can't see properly because of the storm, but the ones better dressed started to frezze. I was shocked before I saw who was doing that. Some windigos were above them circling like sharks over their prey. I heard of windigos from a book I found in Plitover. Aparently they are supposed to be canibalistic creatures from the north. But those seem diferent, those ones seem to feed on negative emotions, strange... The three remaining ponies started to group in the center of the cave trying to keep themselfs from freezing. When they were almost completely covered in ice something happened, the unicorn shot a beam in the sky dezintegrating the windigos. At this I was shocked. 'Just how much power does a unicorn have?' I won't have any chances even if I escape out of this place with my curent equipment. That means I need new weapons, or I have to get someone to help me. After they got the others out of the ice, they left. And so I could control them, yes I found a way to control those ponies' minds. But it takes a lot of time, days, weeks maby even years to get them to obey me. My only hope is that someone would make his house around this mountain. After the event with the windigos was over those six made a camp around the mountain. And again I was left here unoticed. As the years passed on one side of the mountain I was stuck in was build a tower-like structure. I found out, after a little time, that in that tower lived a unicorn talented with magic. That unicorn was wearing some weird hat with bells and a cape with stars on it. His name being Starswirl The Bearded. His talent with magic being as strong as some of the high ranking mages from Runeterra. I can try to contact him, but I don't think I can with his mental defence so big, I still have to try. Years passed, but I didn't made any progerss. His mental defences were just too strong! I tryed again, again and again but I just can't control him. I knew I had lost my chance when he dissapeared. Were? I don't know, but I think I know why he did it. He found out that I was trying to enter and control his mind. After Starswirl dissapeared nothing really happened, exept the big magical concentration that I felt sometimes, and that one time I saw clouds made of cottoncandy that, instead of water, rained with chocolate milk. In the majority of the time the only thing hapening was that there was a slowly building country and a castle was built on the side of my mountain. This was my normal everyday life, just waching the country develop and sometimes waching some ant carring some nuts. Not anything else, those ant are only getting nuts. 'Hey old lady that's feeding the ant nuts! Your suposed to feed the pigeons not the ants!' After another set of boring years I finally found someone who could help me get the hell outta here. I found a weird creature that claims he's the spirit of chaos. His name is Discord. The problem was that he was also imprisoned in stone, but he, unlike myself, can get out using the chaos around him to get his power back. Now I just have to wait a little more. Soon after he got out of his prison he somehow got me out of the cave wall. I say somehow because I never saw him in the cave when I got out. "Well, who cares about that now? I am finally free! But now what am I gonna do? I have no plans for now on, the only thing I have in mind is to get a place to stay at. Welp nothing else to do so I guess I could look around the world 'till I find a purpose." After saying those words I started searching for the exit, but knowing my luck I was lost again. FUCK. Labyrinth and a finding. (Some changes)Multiple Personalities? As I continued my search for an exit from this maze I started felling a little uneasy, like something was waching me. 'At least I can think more clearly after I locked that psycho personality years ago. God she was annoying to deal with. But now, why do I have a felling that something like this happend before?' As I looked around the cristal walls of the maze a tought hit me. I didn't had any weapons with me. "Shit! Now I have to find a way to get out of here without blowing the wall, ugh why does it always have to be complicated? Why can't I be locked in a nicer place? Like a lake or a nice vilage full of cute kittens? But NOOO I get stuck in a cristal maze full of things that can kill me. Yay...' After what felt like years I found a tunnel that looked to be the exit, but as I started going trough it I saw that the walls were full of spider webs and is that a skeleton? Eww. "God, I hate this place." I said almost wispering. 'I really hope this isn't like Elise's cave, cuz if it is then I'm fucked, and not in the good way.' As I continued my jurney in the unknown I started to think if anything happened to that guy Discord, he semmed like a pretty nice guy. But god damn I have to find a way to avoid getting stuck in another prison. At least now I have more control, not like the last time when Psycho was controling this body. 'Hmm note to self, get new clothes because those are kinda too revealing and too colorfull. I'll never understand Psycho.' But what I didn't realized was that I wasn't in that cave anymore, I was in some kind of abandoned mine. 'How did I got here? I really need to start looking where I'm going before I fall into a pit full of spikes or something.' After a little search I found an old but still working minecart. 'Well at least I found a way of faster transport.' As I got in the minecart I realized something when it sudently started moving, it didn't had a way of stoping it, or controling it for that matter. So I did what any normal person would do, I screamed. "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Quickly regaining control I tryed to see were I was going, but the question is, why does this looks like something from a carnaval? Wait it's that a crocodile pit? Awww hell no! Just why in the name of the flying fuck is there a crocodile mine inside an old ass cave? Wait the fuck? Just as I passed the crocodile pit I saw something that looked like a reptile stuck in ice. 'Ok just what the fuck is with this cave?' Then I passed another thing stuck in ice, this time it was a poro? 'How the fuck did a poro got here?' Ater around an hour of going past frozen things and other weird things that Psycho, how I like to call the other personality, woud enjoy, I found some type of exit. The so called exit was a small hole in the celling that looked like I could pass trough. Well this is my only option if I don't want to be part of the frozen things. Damn it's cold here. Burrr. On the other part of the celling was a room with walls made from stone and a wall made of rusty bars, wait, is this an dungeon? Looking trough the bars I saw other rooms like the one I was in, confirming my asumption. "Ohh c'mon! I just got out af a prison just to end up in another! I just want to sleep in a comfy bed and eat some cookies! It's that too much to ask?" I said almost wispering the last part. My saddness transforming into anger quickly I started kicking the bars to ease my frustration. "Stupid world, stupid cell and stupid Discord for not getting me out of here! *CLANK* Nya~" I suddently found myself on a hard surface, my left cheek beeing scrached in the proces. Warm blood comming from my wound and slowly covering the floor. "Aww..." getting quickly off the ground I covered my wound with my left hand. "I hope it doesn't get infected..." In this dungeon the temperature was a little warmer but still cold. I started walking faster since my clothes didn't gave me too much warmth. "I really need to get some new clothes, maybe some short jeans, a shirt and a jacket? Yeah that sounds nice..." I found in the south part of the dungeon some stone stairs. As I was approaching a big door made out of oak wood I started to hear some voices. On it were some carving of a moon and a sun surounded by two alicorns like Gaia. When I tryed to open it, I found out that the door is quite heavy, putting more pressure I opened the door revealing a long hallway. As I made my way trough it I saw numerous paintings on the walls. I found some locked doors too. The sound of my stomach got my attention when I remembered I didn't eat in a long time. "I wonder how am I not dead? Maybe the same happened to that adorable yordle Gnar. Hehe I always wanted to hug that furry guy." Even trough my personality is diferent there's something me and psycho share, a love for cute things. After a little time I started hearing some voices, or was it my imagination? As I walked past a window and something caught my eye. Looking closer I saw a statue that looked interesting. Pushing the window a little I found that it was open. Jumping out in what I suposed was a garden, I walked closer to the statue. The statue represented a weird creature, with a long, furry body, a long red reptile tail. An wing was a bird's, while the other was a bat's. One of the legs were a goat's while the other was a red reptile leg, i think. As arms it had a lion paw while the other was a eagle's. "Wait a minute, Discord?" Discord, Timberwolfes And CAKE! (little changes)Discord, Timberwolfes and CAKE! "You are an idiot..." That was all I said after Discord told me what happend after he got turned into stone, again. "Why did you tought hiding those "elements" instead of destroying them was a good idea!? And why didn't you just killed those "element holders"? I said as I was sitting on a rock in front of him. "Well, I can't kill" What? After seeing my confuzed expresion he continued. "I can't kill, I can neutralize them, but I am not allowed to kill anyone, because if I kill I would lose my powers. An ok maby my plan was a liiiiiittle bit careless, but not much. Well at least I had a little fun!" He said the last part in a chearfull voice, and that got me angry. "Fun? FUN?! Are you a bigger idiot then I tough!? You coud have just trowed those elements in the sea then say goodbye to the only way to stop you and you would have rulled the world. I swear you are worst then psycho, 'cus at least she always get's away." Then out of my mouth another voice, in a more happy tone, said: "Yay! I got a compliment from big sis!" After I heard that voice I stopped moving while my eye started twiching. "You! How the hell did you found out how to speak!? AND I AM NOT YOUR SISTER!" Then the voice who was owned by psycho responded: "Well, I found a little door so I can talk with you! And yes you are my sister, because we kinda share this body after the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind, remember?" She was right, call the gods from univers, she finally didn't said something stupid. "*Ahem* Umm if you don't mind who are you talking to?" Discord asked in a confused voice, and if he wasn't trapped in stone I'm pretty sure he'll look at me like I was crazy, which, oviously, I was. 'Well now I don't think he'll trust me that much, since who will trust an insane person?' 'Oh my silly, I would always trust you!' Pshyco said in my head. 'Didn't I told you to be quiet!?' I replied back. "Ok, well here's why, I just have something named split personality disorder that makes me have multiple personalities. And if you are thinking, no I am not the original one I am a personality that developed more when I was trapped in stone. I represent a more calculated, if I can say, personality. Psycho is, well as her name suggests, a psychopath. And the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind after some trauma, I don't know, she never speaks with anyone." "Soooooo you have 3 other you's in your head?" After I facepalmed and the nodded. "Ooooh that must be something interesting, well at least you'll never be alone!" He continued. 'Yeah I'm soooooo happy...' I mentally said. 'Really are you happy to have me here?' 'No moron I was being sarcastic...' 'Ohh okey dokey!' "Ok so how are we gonna get you out of stone, again." "Well you don't have to worry, I would get out of here in a little time. I can feel it!" He responded. "So you don't want my help?" I asked him. "Nope!" "You sure?" "Yep!" "Ok see you then." I said as I waved while walking away from his statue. As I made my way trough the maze that was this castle's garden. 'This castle is quite beautyfull, but if it will be attacked it woud be in ruins fast. It's structure is more oriented on beauty then a sturdyness, this signaling the fact that those ponies are more passive.' 'Yep even one of my rockets and it'll go BOOOOM!' 'Here I agree with you.' As I aproched the castle I smelled the most wonderfull sents in the world, srawberry and blueberry cake. The smell was coming from a open window. I made my way to the window in slow and small steps. When I looked trough the window I saw some kind of party, with tables full of food and a ton of cake. The ponies in the room probably celebrated Discord's defeat. As I looked trough the room I saw my target, a small but delicious looking blueberry and strawberry cake. It was colored red with blue on top. A simple desing. But how was I supposed to go there? I had no weapons or any kind of stealth. And the room was full of ponies. 'Psycho any ideas?' I asked my "sister". 'Hmm hey I got an idea! But I'll need the body for it. And don't worry I won't get caugh, plus we get a delicious cake!' Even trough I dislicked the fact that I had to let her control the body, it was this or starve to death and lose that cake. 'Fine... but you need to give the body to me after that k?' 'Yep yep yep!' And like that I gave the control to my sister. Canterlot castle Celestia's pov: 'The party is perfect. After the defeat of Discord yesterday we trew a party to celebrate the elements' victory. I always knew that Twilight will defeat him. A lot of ponies were happy to know that they are safe thanks to Twilight and her friends. Even Blueblood looked like he was in a good mood. At least I don't have to deal with him. Ahh finally some peace.' But the second Celestia tought that a guard came trough the door slamming it open. The guard's armor was torn and he had blood dripping from his leg and stomach. "Everypony! There are timberwolfes in the Canterlot and they are headding this way! Everyone evacuate fast!" After the guard screammed everypony started to scream and run into the castle gardens were they could be safe. In the chaos not even I could do anything, I was dragged in the gardens along with everyone else. But as they closed the doors of the garden I could hear the timberwolfs enter the castle and starting to eat the food. They were probably atracted here by the huge amount of food. But how did they got on the mountain. But before I could think of an answer I had to calm everyone else. In the party room As psycho entered the hall along with the woodwolfs, that are kinda cute and they lisen to me like they are a puppy with their master, how cute. I let them eat everything exept my cake. They lisen to me for some weird reason, but who cares? "FREE FOOD!" And the I let big sis take the control. "What the? Why are there wolfes made out of wood around me?" I asked pshyco. 'Well they lisen to us for some strange reason so I tought why not? Then I got them on the mountain, in the castle, then here. Well I go take a nap!' After psycho's explanation I ate a bite from my cake, the moment the cake entered my mouth, I tasted the best cake in the world, the taste was sweet but not too sweet, the texture was perfect and the berries mixed in were delicious. After I ate the cake I heard what sounded like some armed guys were trying to open a large door. But since I had no weapons nor wanted to fight I climed a wolf and went trough the city, off the mountain and into a forest. In the forest those wolfes got me in some kind of cave. On the floor there was cute little puppies and some hides. I climbed off the wolf I was riding, played a little with the pups then went to sleep. 'Finally, rest...' Spider-Pony And Hiding Place. (small changes)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Death's Diary | Week 1.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Annnnd The Lab's Gone!Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.My 'job' as a maid.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.A meeting... kinda.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Christmas gingerbread 'house' competition. Yay!Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.The pony, the spider and the human.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Circus experience in another world (Edited)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Back in business (Edited)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Death's diary | Week 2.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Escape from the friendship hell.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.The forest of challenges. (Joke, don't read it)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Just a casual walk in a forest.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.The tribe and the human.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.The last diary of Death.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Betrayal and the reason for an obsession.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Frozen journey.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
A Prison. (Rewritten)A Prison For Little Me Equin, the name of the world I have been transported to. I should have never bought that necklace, even tough it was looking cute. The necklace that sent me here was exacly like my old one but this one had a poro instead of a bullet. It was really cute and cheap and I didn't really tought that I would be transported into another dimension because of it. When I first got here I did what I normally do, spread chaos and destruction, but this time I didn't thinked I will actually get caught since they were ponies. Who knew that they could use magic? So because of my carefree nature I got locked in stone for who knows how much time. I don't even remember how long I was here, years? Decades? Eons? Everything just slips by, I saw empires being built and destroyied. Creatures being born and dieing. Everything changes while I just remain the same. Well at least the same in aperance, my personality had changed, I was no longer so desperate about killing and destruction. I started to look back at my old life, a life full of chaos. I realized just how many lives I ruined. So much things I never had, like love or kindness. Everything I did was to get attention. Why? Because I never wanted to be just a no one and die forgotten. Don't get me wrong I still don't want to be forgotten, but I don't think I will be remembered as long as I stay in this state. I think my stoned body is part of the wall of a cave. I have to get out of here! But I can't do anything on my own, I have to find someone to help me, but who? What pony would want to help a stone statue? Nopony, they would think they hear voices. Damn that alicorn Gaia! She's the one who got me here, I could have easily blame her, but it's my fault. I would be stuck here till the end of time if I don't do anything. But what can I do? As I started to think about a way to get out of my prison I started hearing voices! I can finally get out of here! Calm down Jinx you have to be patient or else you'll miss your chance. 'Please let the owner of the voice not have a good mental protection!' As I started to hear the voices more closelly I found out that I didn't knew their language. It sounded like animal noises to me. 'Oh no, I will never get out now.' I felt how the last pice of hope slips away. 'NO! I will get out of here, no matter how long it takes.' There were 6 ponies, 3 of them wore beatifull and expensive clothes and the other 3 wore more normal looking clothes. There were two of each pony race, two unicorns, two earth ponies and two pegasuses? Pegasususus? Pegesurus? Ah fuck it! I'll call them winged horses. Better than trying to say that word. Wait why the hell can't I say the word in my mind? Wait do I even know how to write that? Anyway I can't see properly because of the storm, but the ones better dressed started to frezze. I was shocked before I saw who was doing that. Some windigos were above them circling like sharks over their prey. I heard of windigos from a book I found in Plitover. Aparently they are supposed to be canibalistic creatures from the north. But those seem diferent, those ones seem to feed on negative emotions, strange... The three remaining ponies started to group in the center of the cave trying to keep themselfs from freezing. When they were almost completely covered in ice something happened, the unicorn shot a beam in the sky dezintegrating the windigos. At this I was shocked. 'Just how much power does a unicorn have?' I won't have any chances even if I escape out of this place with my curent equipment. That means I need new weapons, or I have to get someone to help me. After they got the others out of the ice, they left. And so I could control them, yes I found a way to control those ponies' minds. But it takes a lot of time, days, weeks maby even years to get them to obey me. My only hope is that someone would make his house around this mountain. After the event with the windigos was over those six made a camp around the mountain. And again I was left here unoticed. As the years passed on one side of the mountain I was stuck in was build a tower-like structure. I found out, after a little time, that in that tower lived a unicorn talented with magic. That unicorn was wearing some weird hat with bells and a cape with stars on it. His name being Starswirl The Bearded. His talent with magic being as strong as some of the high ranking mages from Runeterra. I can try to contact him, but I don't think I can with his mental defence so big, I still have to try. Years passed, but I didn't made any progerss. His mental defences were just too strong! I tryed again, again and again but I just can't control him. I knew I had lost my chance when he dissapeared. Were? I don't know, but I think I know why he did it. He found out that I was trying to enter and control his mind. After Starswirl dissapeared nothing really happened, exept the big magical concentration that I felt sometimes, and that one time I saw clouds made of cottoncandy that, instead of water, rained with chocolate milk. In the majority of the time the only thing hapening was that there was a slowly building country and a castle was built on the side of my mountain. This was my normal everyday life, just waching the country develop and sometimes waching some ant carring some nuts. Not anything else, those ant are only getting nuts. 'Hey old lady that's feeding the ant nuts! Your suposed to feed the pigeons not the ants!' After another set of boring years I finally found someone who could help me get the hell outta here. I found a weird creature that claims he's the spirit of chaos. His name is Discord. The problem was that he was also imprisoned in stone, but he, unlike myself, can get out using the chaos around him to get his power back. Now I just have to wait a little more. Soon after he got out of his prison he somehow got me out of the cave wall. I say somehow because I never saw him in the cave when I got out. "Well, who cares about that now? I am finally free! But now what am I gonna do? I have no plans for now on, the only thing I have in mind is to get a place to stay at. Welp nothing else to do so I guess I could look around the world 'till I find a purpose." After saying those words I started searching for the exit, but knowing my luck I was lost again. FUCK.
Labyrinth and a finding. (Some changes)Multiple Personalities? As I continued my search for an exit from this maze I started felling a little uneasy, like something was waching me. 'At least I can think more clearly after I locked that psycho personality years ago. God she was annoying to deal with. But now, why do I have a felling that something like this happend before?' As I looked around the cristal walls of the maze a tought hit me. I didn't had any weapons with me. "Shit! Now I have to find a way to get out of here without blowing the wall, ugh why does it always have to be complicated? Why can't I be locked in a nicer place? Like a lake or a nice vilage full of cute kittens? But NOOO I get stuck in a cristal maze full of things that can kill me. Yay...' After what felt like years I found a tunnel that looked to be the exit, but as I started going trough it I saw that the walls were full of spider webs and is that a skeleton? Eww. "God, I hate this place." I said almost wispering. 'I really hope this isn't like Elise's cave, cuz if it is then I'm fucked, and not in the good way.' As I continued my jurney in the unknown I started to think if anything happened to that guy Discord, he semmed like a pretty nice guy. But god damn I have to find a way to avoid getting stuck in another prison. At least now I have more control, not like the last time when Psycho was controling this body. 'Hmm note to self, get new clothes because those are kinda too revealing and too colorfull. I'll never understand Psycho.' But what I didn't realized was that I wasn't in that cave anymore, I was in some kind of abandoned mine. 'How did I got here? I really need to start looking where I'm going before I fall into a pit full of spikes or something.' After a little search I found an old but still working minecart. 'Well at least I found a way of faster transport.' As I got in the minecart I realized something when it sudently started moving, it didn't had a way of stoping it, or controling it for that matter. So I did what any normal person would do, I screamed. "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Quickly regaining control I tryed to see were I was going, but the question is, why does this looks like something from a carnaval? Wait it's that a crocodile pit? Awww hell no! Just why in the name of the flying fuck is there a crocodile mine inside an old ass cave? Wait the fuck? Just as I passed the crocodile pit I saw something that looked like a reptile stuck in ice. 'Ok just what the fuck is with this cave?' Then I passed another thing stuck in ice, this time it was a poro? 'How the fuck did a poro got here?' Ater around an hour of going past frozen things and other weird things that Psycho, how I like to call the other personality, woud enjoy, I found some type of exit. The so called exit was a small hole in the celling that looked like I could pass trough. Well this is my only option if I don't want to be part of the frozen things. Damn it's cold here. Burrr. On the other part of the celling was a room with walls made from stone and a wall made of rusty bars, wait, is this an dungeon? Looking trough the bars I saw other rooms like the one I was in, confirming my asumption. "Ohh c'mon! I just got out af a prison just to end up in another! I just want to sleep in a comfy bed and eat some cookies! It's that too much to ask?" I said almost wispering the last part. My saddness transforming into anger quickly I started kicking the bars to ease my frustration. "Stupid world, stupid cell and stupid Discord for not getting me out of here! *CLANK* Nya~" I suddently found myself on a hard surface, my left cheek beeing scrached in the proces. Warm blood comming from my wound and slowly covering the floor. "Aww..." getting quickly off the ground I covered my wound with my left hand. "I hope it doesn't get infected..." In this dungeon the temperature was a little warmer but still cold. I started walking faster since my clothes didn't gave me too much warmth. "I really need to get some new clothes, maybe some short jeans, a shirt and a jacket? Yeah that sounds nice..." I found in the south part of the dungeon some stone stairs. As I was approaching a big door made out of oak wood I started to hear some voices. On it were some carving of a moon and a sun surounded by two alicorns like Gaia. When I tryed to open it, I found out that the door is quite heavy, putting more pressure I opened the door revealing a long hallway. As I made my way trough it I saw numerous paintings on the walls. I found some locked doors too. The sound of my stomach got my attention when I remembered I didn't eat in a long time. "I wonder how am I not dead? Maybe the same happened to that adorable yordle Gnar. Hehe I always wanted to hug that furry guy." Even trough my personality is diferent there's something me and psycho share, a love for cute things. After a little time I started hearing some voices, or was it my imagination? As I walked past a window and something caught my eye. Looking closer I saw a statue that looked interesting. Pushing the window a little I found that it was open. Jumping out in what I suposed was a garden, I walked closer to the statue. The statue represented a weird creature, with a long, furry body, a long red reptile tail. An wing was a bird's, while the other was a bat's. One of the legs were a goat's while the other was a red reptile leg, i think. As arms it had a lion paw while the other was a eagle's. "Wait a minute, Discord?"
Discord, Timberwolfes And CAKE! (little changes)Discord, Timberwolfes and CAKE! "You are an idiot..." That was all I said after Discord told me what happend after he got turned into stone, again. "Why did you tought hiding those "elements" instead of destroying them was a good idea!? And why didn't you just killed those "element holders"? I said as I was sitting on a rock in front of him. "Well, I can't kill" What? After seeing my confuzed expresion he continued. "I can't kill, I can neutralize them, but I am not allowed to kill anyone, because if I kill I would lose my powers. An ok maby my plan was a liiiiiittle bit careless, but not much. Well at least I had a little fun!" He said the last part in a chearfull voice, and that got me angry. "Fun? FUN?! Are you a bigger idiot then I tough!? You coud have just trowed those elements in the sea then say goodbye to the only way to stop you and you would have rulled the world. I swear you are worst then psycho, 'cus at least she always get's away." Then out of my mouth another voice, in a more happy tone, said: "Yay! I got a compliment from big sis!" After I heard that voice I stopped moving while my eye started twiching. "You! How the hell did you found out how to speak!? AND I AM NOT YOUR SISTER!" Then the voice who was owned by psycho responded: "Well, I found a little door so I can talk with you! And yes you are my sister, because we kinda share this body after the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind, remember?" She was right, call the gods from univers, she finally didn't said something stupid. "*Ahem* Umm if you don't mind who are you talking to?" Discord asked in a confused voice, and if he wasn't trapped in stone I'm pretty sure he'll look at me like I was crazy, which, oviously, I was. 'Well now I don't think he'll trust me that much, since who will trust an insane person?' 'Oh my silly, I would always trust you!' Pshyco said in my head. 'Didn't I told you to be quiet!?' I replied back. "Ok, well here's why, I just have something named split personality disorder that makes me have multiple personalities. And if you are thinking, no I am not the original one I am a personality that developed more when I was trapped in stone. I represent a more calculated, if I can say, personality. Psycho is, well as her name suggests, a psychopath. And the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind after some trauma, I don't know, she never speaks with anyone." "Soooooo you have 3 other you's in your head?" After I facepalmed and the nodded. "Ooooh that must be something interesting, well at least you'll never be alone!" He continued. 'Yeah I'm soooooo happy...' I mentally said. 'Really are you happy to have me here?' 'No moron I was being sarcastic...' 'Ohh okey dokey!' "Ok so how are we gonna get you out of stone, again." "Well you don't have to worry, I would get out of here in a little time. I can feel it!" He responded. "So you don't want my help?" I asked him. "Nope!" "You sure?" "Yep!" "Ok see you then." I said as I waved while walking away from his statue. As I made my way trough the maze that was this castle's garden. 'This castle is quite beautyfull, but if it will be attacked it woud be in ruins fast. It's structure is more oriented on beauty then a sturdyness, this signaling the fact that those ponies are more passive.' 'Yep even one of my rockets and it'll go BOOOOM!' 'Here I agree with you.' As I aproched the castle I smelled the most wonderfull sents in the world, srawberry and blueberry cake. The smell was coming from a open window. I made my way to the window in slow and small steps. When I looked trough the window I saw some kind of party, with tables full of food and a ton of cake. The ponies in the room probably celebrated Discord's defeat. As I looked trough the room I saw my target, a small but delicious looking blueberry and strawberry cake. It was colored red with blue on top. A simple desing. But how was I supposed to go there? I had no weapons or any kind of stealth. And the room was full of ponies. 'Psycho any ideas?' I asked my "sister". 'Hmm hey I got an idea! But I'll need the body for it. And don't worry I won't get caugh, plus we get a delicious cake!' Even trough I dislicked the fact that I had to let her control the body, it was this or starve to death and lose that cake. 'Fine... but you need to give the body to me after that k?' 'Yep yep yep!' And like that I gave the control to my sister. Canterlot castle Celestia's pov: 'The party is perfect. After the defeat of Discord yesterday we trew a party to celebrate the elements' victory. I always knew that Twilight will defeat him. A lot of ponies were happy to know that they are safe thanks to Twilight and her friends. Even Blueblood looked like he was in a good mood. At least I don't have to deal with him. Ahh finally some peace.' But the second Celestia tought that a guard came trough the door slamming it open. The guard's armor was torn and he had blood dripping from his leg and stomach. "Everypony! There are timberwolfes in the Canterlot and they are headding this way! Everyone evacuate fast!" After the guard screammed everypony started to scream and run into the castle gardens were they could be safe. In the chaos not even I could do anything, I was dragged in the gardens along with everyone else. But as they closed the doors of the garden I could hear the timberwolfs enter the castle and starting to eat the food. They were probably atracted here by the huge amount of food. But how did they got on the mountain. But before I could think of an answer I had to calm everyone else. In the party room As psycho entered the hall along with the woodwolfs, that are kinda cute and they lisen to me like they are a puppy with their master, how cute. I let them eat everything exept my cake. They lisen to me for some weird reason, but who cares? "FREE FOOD!" And the I let big sis take the control. "What the? Why are there wolfes made out of wood around me?" I asked pshyco. 'Well they lisen to us for some strange reason so I tought why not? Then I got them on the mountain, in the castle, then here. Well I go take a nap!' After psycho's explanation I ate a bite from my cake, the moment the cake entered my mouth, I tasted the best cake in the world, the taste was sweet but not too sweet, the texture was perfect and the berries mixed in were delicious. After I ate the cake I heard what sounded like some armed guys were trying to open a large door. But since I had no weapons nor wanted to fight I climed a wolf and went trough the city, off the mountain and into a forest. In the forest those wolfes got me in some kind of cave. On the floor there was cute little puppies and some hides. I climbed off the wolf I was riding, played a little with the pups then went to sleep. 'Finally, rest...'
Spider-Pony And Hiding Place. (small changes)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
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Christmas gingerbread 'house' competition. Yay!Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
The pony, the spider and the human.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Circus experience in another world (Edited)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Back in business (Edited)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
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Escape from the friendship hell.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
The forest of challenges. (Joke, don't read it)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Just a casual walk in a forest.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
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The last diary of Death.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
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