Celestia likes Cake

What would Celestia do on Saturday? She made the sun a banana, puts all the citizens in Canterlot in her "fashionable banana's suits" and rides around and a floating banana throne all day, with her "banana cake baby" with her, but it get worse. At the end of the day Celestia eats all of the bananas, ALL OF THEM! How are people supposed to make banana cakes? Or puddings? OH GOD NOT THE PUDDINGS! Luna as still sleeping from the "so thrilling" night. The moon goes up then goes down then goes up again. The only "fun" thing Luna did in the night was make the constellations.

Luna finnally woke up to hear the parade still going, right at the castle. When she got up and looked outside, Celestia was a raging demon, with 10 tentacles with lasers attached them, she was also killing everybody. Then Luna went back to sleep..