Sweetie Belle Get You!

Chapters

1. The Man without a Cutie Mark
2. Where Foals Come From
3. What is Love?
4. How to Win Dates and Influence People
5. The Date
6. White and Yellow
7. Letters
-Interlude-

1. The Man without a Cutie Mark

I was sitting in the club tree-house with my fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders. While at first we were excited about having our cutie marks. The irony was there were no foals left in town that needed our help. My yellow friend with the red mane and pink bow was pacing back and forth between me and Scootaloo.

"Ah'm bored." She complained. "If our marks are to help ponies find their cutie marks, what good are we here?"

Scootaloo, an orange filly with a purple tomboyish looking short mane, shrugged her shoulders. "I have no idea girl. Maybe we need to travel around Equestria and while that will be fun but school is still far from over." She does a hop and a little stunt on her scooter to show off her awesomeness and continues. "We could all travel around on my scooter like good old times, thanks to these bad boys." She flaps her wings hard and levitates slightly off the ground. While she still couldn't fly fully, they really helped her get her vehicle off the ground.

I couldn't think of much to say which was unusual for me. The boredom was getting to me as much as all of them. I had been practising my magic thanks to Twilight's help but didn't have any finesse with objects I lifted yet. We had already upgraded the clubhouse to have an extra room thanks to Applebloom's construction skills, but we had yet to find a use for it.

"Girls" I finally spoke up. "Maybe we should all just be practicing the other skills we have."

"Like maybe ah could give potion making another go." Applebloom suggested.

"I don't think that was ever what you were meant to do." Commented Scootaloo, laughing back to the disaster that I assume was the cutie pox.

Finally the sound of hooves they had been expecting were heard climbing their ladder.

"Well at least they will provide some entertainment" I suggested.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon had entered their tree house. While this used to be an almost impossible event, since the Cutie Mark Crusaders had earned their cutie marks. They were now the popular ponies at school and Diamond and Silver were constantly looking for their approval.

Diamond was a spoiled rich little filly that always wore a Tiara on her head as a means to exert her superior status. She was pink and had a purple mane with a white stripe. Despite being nicer to the CMCs she still spoke down on them with a bit of arrogance and I suspected jealousy.

Silver Spoon was Diamond's best friend and a grey filly with a silver mane like her namesake. She always shadowed her friend. But had been trying to come into the spotlight a bit more and not always blindly agree with Diamond.

After some discussion on how to spend the day the CMCs mentioned how bored they were and Diamond decided to speak up, happy to have something to say that they didn't know.

"You girls, do realize that there is someone in town without a cutie mark?" She said in a snobby way.

"What?" I asked surprised. "Who?"

"The Human." She replied.

"Human? Like from where Twilight went those few times?" Applebloom cocked her head.

"I don't know maybe, but there could be other worlds we didn't know about other then that one."

"Oh that sounds like it will be interesting, lets visit them tomorrow!" I sqeaked.

"Aww yeah!" Scootaloo exclaimed excitedly

Applebloom held out her hoof for our cheer. So me and Scootaloo joined in.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS YAY!"

Diamond and Silver looked at us a bit annoyed and scoffed.

"We get it guys, your cutie marks are... Okay." Silver admitted.

I didn't know how to feel about being stuck in Equestria for the rest of my life. For so long it was a silly childish fantasy as I got really caught up in the Brony fandom and now that what I thought would be my dream came true. It actually turned out to be a lot more boring and bland then I hoped. There was no internet, no meat, or decent movies, just cartoons rated PG at most. Since I was a human in a world of ponies I doubt I'd find any pony interested in a sexual relationship with an alien. I had pondered Fluttershy and many other ponies that I had fantasized and role-played about in front of my computer. But how would she actually respond to dating me? I was too nervous to even ask and probably won't for a long time.

For now in the two weeks since I found myself stuck here I had been given a job helping Applejack and her family at the farm. One thing I was grateful for was how useful so many ponies found my hands and my height. I was twice as tall as any pony and the size difference made them all look like kids to me. I had to admit the idea aroused me of being so much larger and the fact they didn't wear clothes caused me to stare at some pretty hot looking flanks. Thankfully I didn't have to face the irony of My Little Ponies not actually having holes. But that made it frustrating too.

I was loading up some apples into a cart when Applebloom approached me with two other fillies. They were half again the size of normal ponies and only up to my knees. They looked so delicate and adorable. My eyes betrayed me and fixed on another I had fantasied a lot about. The way too sugary sweet and green eyed Sweetie Belle. Her soft pastel purple and pink mane along with the bright cream white coat were hard to stop staring at. I knew it would be absolutely horrible and immoral to consider corrupting a foal's innocence so I made sure to end the encounter quickly even if I had to be a bit rude. Which wasn't hard cause kids were always irritating to talk to anyway and I was bad at feigning interest in a brain dead childish conversation.

"Hi Mr. human" Applebloom greeted in her cute southern accent.

"Hi Applebloom, don't worry about your chores I've already done them since they were easy for someone like me."

"Ah yeah, that's what ah wanted to talk about actually" She replied.

"Oh?" I started pulling the cart walking away from them as a way to hide my cock growing a little bit and hoping the annoying distracting foals would leave me alone and stop the blood rushing away from my brain to my groin. I felt so awkward around them.

"Yeah, is it true ya don't have ya cutie mark?" Applebloom followed.

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo walked on either side of me as I moved forward. I wanted to get somewhere safe from these overly curious foals.

"We, humans, don't have cutie marks." I explained quickly.

"But why?" Sweetie Belle asked, her sweet voice arousing me further.

"Yeah. How can you ever know your special talent?" Scootaloo's voice didn't do as much for me. Not so into the tomboys.

"It's not that easy for us," I said. "We just have to figure it out on our own."

"Oh that's awful, you poor humans." Sweetie said with a concerned tone.

"So how do ya work it out then?" Applebloom asked.

I pull the cart into the barn and rolled it into a corner.

"Look girls, I'm busy. Maybe, talk to me about it later or something... I dunno." I say exasperated. Trying to be just rude enough to turn them off their inquires while not causing drama.

"Awww!" Sweetie whined madly, sounding as cute as ever.

"Forget this chump guys, I don't think he likes us." Scootaloo suggested.

"Yeah, he ain't able to get a cutiemark anyway." Applebloom agreed.

Sweetie Belle stomped off with the others looking a bit upset. Which was when I noticed her tail swishing back and forth revealing that tiny under-formed vagina for just a second. My boner reached full mast and I closed the barn door in a hurry, relieved to have escaped them, this time. I needed to think of some way to avoid them in the future. Out of fear for my frustration of what I know I can never have.

I climbed back in the clubhouse with my friends a bit disappointed and dejected about our encounter with the human.

"Well girls, he ain't gonna give us something to do, any new ideas?" Applebloom asked addressing the group.

"Not at the moment" Scootaloo shook her head. "School again tomorrow, might see if our new friends have any more ideas before the weekend."

"I dunno girls, I wanna talk to the human more." I said.

"Why would ya wanna do that?" Applebloom asked.

"I'm curious about him still. Maybe we can learn more by studying what it's like never having a cutie mark. Don't you feel sorry for him since we thought that was going to happen to us." I explained.

"I really don't care." Scootaloo commented. "I'd rather just get better at my tricks."

"Well I think it's normally a unicorn's job to learn, you know, academic stuff". I argued.

"Ya wanna study tha human?" Applebloom said with a little giggle.

"I think Sweetie Belle has a crush." Scootaloo laughed with her.

"What? A crush on a human, ewww, no it's not like that." I blushed in embarrassment.

"Whatever ya say Sweetie." said Appleboom sarcastically.

"Ahhh... You are all being mean!" I complained.

"Sorry Sweetie we were joking, calm down" Scootaloo consoled a little concerned now.

"Okay girls, well I will see you at school tomorrow." I said as I left feeling a bit interrogated.

What worried me though was I wasn't sure if they were right, I liked the human and wanted to get to know him better but I didn't know why.

I lay in bed now. In the Apple Family household in one of their spare rooms. But I suppose since I'll be stuck in Equestria forever. It's my room now. I look around at the simple but charming wooden walls of the country house. My bed was still too small for me but Applebloom said she was going to make me one for free, so she could practice her skills. So I had to curl up a bit to fit. I Imagined being back in my room on Earth, or another universe. Wherever my old home was now. I used to have pony posters on my walls and collectable toys on my shelves. I'd seen more obsessive rooms and my obsession wasn't as all consuming as many people I knew. So why me?

I started to think about all the clopfics I read, it was a majority of them actually and I started to feel myself get aroused as memories of pony clop entered my head. It was in some ways better than the real thing. I doubt anyone in this town would be as over the top kinky as some of the stuff I enjoyed was. I put my hand down my pants and started to imagine some of my favourites. Ones about Fluttershy come to mind first and I started to rub myself to thoughts of her being rutted by Big Mac or raped by tentacles and I am finding my edge approaching quickly. But then my thoughts start to get a bit more perverse. I start thinking about Sweetie Belle and all my fantasies about how much more a appealing a tiny foal like that with that voice and the noises she would make as I...

...

No! I slapped myself in the face. No! I should not be going there, those are not innocent thoughts any more in my current situation. I must find another way. I focus my thoughts on Fluttershy again and imagine some of my favourite sex scenes with her. I imagine the quiet and shy one being into being dominated... Heck I'd even go for her switching on me. Feeling scared as she stood over me with a riding crop, treating me like the naughty pony.

I felt a bit more relaxed and less guilty now as managed to get myself over the edge and cuming satisfying ropes, reveling in the after glow I started to drift off happily and think about asking Fluttershy out soon. If I can a pony wife then I can stop getting so pent up about foals. Tomorrow. I need to do it before I see any more foals.

"Mmmm Fluttershy my waifu, for life" I whispered to myself.

Author's Note

Dedicated to my Dusty <3

If anyone likes this premise. I have a lot of work to do on my writing skills, so please let me know if I can do anything to make it better. Also I would really appreciate anyone willing to make a custom cover for me. Thanks.

2. Where Foals Come From

I approached the school house with Scootaloo and Applebloom. There was a sign to my left of a textbook and around it a road to the playground. We walked up the wide grey gravel road that lead to the building that had been a second home to all the fillies and colts in town and we had been there so long I was now sick of it and I'm pretty sure my friends were too. We all had our cutie marks and were eager to become adults already. As I looked around, I noticed that we were the only ones here today. Either that or we were late.

"Where is everypony?" I asked.

Scootaloo shrugged "Maybe, there is no school today and no one told us.”

"Aww why would they do that, we came all the way here?" I fumed.

Cheerilee trotted out of the classroom to greet them. She was the town schoolteacher. A dark purple earth mare with a mane of many shades of pink.

"Hi girls, today's lesson is only for you three, everypony else has the day off."

"Rats, why do they all get the day off?" Scootaloo complained.

"I will explain it to you all shortly, come inside and take your seats please."

We took our usual seats in the classroom and Cheerilee was watching us with an odd worried look on her face. Like she was dreading the day. She was always in a good mood and loved her job, what is going on today?

Cheerilee picked up a chalk and prepared to begin the lesson.

"You are all probably wondering why so many of your fellow students are absent today?" She predicted and saw our curious little heads nod up and down. "You are here because, since you now have your cutie marks, you now need to learn an important lesson about becoming adult ponies today."

I paid attention eagerly for anything I could learn to finally be an adult and move out of Ponyville.

Cheerilee wrote 3 letters on the board.

SEX.

"Sex?" Scootaloo cocked his head to the word.

While Applebloom laughed and nodded. "Ahhh ah see where this is goin'."

"You do?" I looked at her questioningly.

"Yeah me an' mah sister get the cows n' sheep to do it, Makes them give birth to more of em." Applebloom responded.

"Ohhhh." I said I felt a bit embarrassed that I never figured I never actually knew how ponies that loved each other made new foals.

"Yes Applebloom I'm sure on the farm you must have seen what happens to make a new cow. It's the same as ponies." Cheerilee explained as she drew a male and a female gender symbol on the board. "When a stallion and a filly love each other very much, they can make babies by...." She stopped in her tracks to signal to Scootaloo who is holding her hoof up. "Yes Scootaloo."

"Can stallions make babies with other stallions?" She asked.

"Well no they can't because...." Cheerilee tries to explain before I interrupt with another question.

"Can mares love other mares?"

Cheerilee looks at us a bit confused and tries to catch up. "Well we aren't really talking about love. We are talking about...."

"But you said when ponies love each other very much. I Love my sister." I state.

Cheerilee looks at bit horrified and raises her tone a bit like she does whenever the class gets rowdy.

"Now hang on girls, I think I should start over and I don't want you to ask any more questions until I finish."

I keep my mouth shut waiting for answers patiently.

Cheerilee draws an oval and a long rectangle on the board. and she taps on them both. "Now I'm sure you all realize that fillies and colts have different parts to them." She draws an arrow to point to the rectangle going inside the oval. "A stallion has to go inside a filly like this into the hole behind a mare’s tail."

"Um which hole? Does it hurt?" Scootaloo loses patience and asks.

Cheerilee puts her face on her hoof in frustration and draws another smaller oval above the larger one with the rectangle inside. "Not this one." She puts a cross through the top hole and draws a little pony tail from the top of it, which makes it clear to me now.

"Oh okay I get it, so where we pee from" I nod understandably.

Applebloom is grinning and laughing at both of us now as if she thinks we are being funny.

"Stop being mean Applebloom" Scootaloo complained.

"Ah'm sorry ah'm surprised y'all didn't know this". She apologized.

So I turned back to the teacher and noticed that she drew another two ovals inside the first one.

"Hold on girls" Cheerilee explained "quickly you have two holes in there, the one you pee from and the one the stallion's stallionhood goes inside, which is this bigger hole. Don't try to put anything in where you pee from."

"Oh okay" I nodded understanding.

Scootaloo had her hand up again and Cheerilee nodded to her.

"So can we have babies now?"

Cheerilee shook her head furiously.

"No no, not until you are adults. Don't let any stallion touch you there."

"But ah thought ya were yellin' us this cause we were adults now?"

Cheerilee shook her head as the bell rang for the end of class so me and my friends started to leave the room.

"Wait!" Cheerilee tried to call out. "Don't let anypony have sex with you, not yet!"

She sounded frantic, a bit scary and followed us to the front of the school and waved for our attention.

"If you do for some reason, USE A CONDOM!" She nearly screamed it at us.

Today, I decided to have a relax out the front of the barn. Applebloom had made a chair more suitable for my size that I really appreciated the comfort of. I closed my eyes and started thinking anxiously about how I was going to approach Fluttershy tonight and if I was dreaming to think that she would even like me, or if she would be too shy to even let a strange creature talk to her. As I pondered I decided to open my eyes and take a look at the countryside. I suppose this was a very nice place to live and could be a great place for a first date, having a picnic. It would be very beautiful at sunset almost as beautiful as...

"Crap Sweetie Belle!?" I fell back out of my chair in shock. As I just that second noticed the white pink and purple blur standing in front of me out of focus.

"Oh sorry Mr human, did I scare you?" She asked concerned.

Her tiny body stood right next to my head and I saw her cocking her head in concern and I saw deeply into her absorbing green eyes only inches from my own. I pulled myself out of the chair, rolled away from her and then stood up as quickly as I could. Brushing the dirt off me.

"Uh... n-no, just didn't expect y-you to sneak up like that." I stammered as my heart started pumping hard while butterflies in my stomach made me feel nauseous.

She stared up at me and smiled. "I'm sorry, I should have spoke sooner." She lowered her head in submissive apology.

"Why are you here?" I asked." Trying to think of an excuse or plan to escape again.

"Oh I just hoped we could become friends. Maybe you could tell me more about your world, living without a cutie mark." She asked.

"It's not a problem for us, we have never had them so we have never needed them." I explained and started walking away from her toward the farmhouse. She of course followed me with more silly questions.

"Okay, but what's it like in your world? Are you tall there too? Or are you all like this?"

"I'm supposed to be getting some things ready for Applejack in the house today. So I can't stay and chat." I excused as I walked away at a brisk pace. Thanks to my long legs it was easy to leave her in the dust.

"Wait!" She called out, "Let's just walk there together then. I just have a few more questions I promise".

I walked a little slower and sighed. "Fine. What is it?"

"Well today at school we learned something new about love... At least I think it was love, or sex. I never really understood the difference." She had to say quite loud with the distance I was keeping.

My jaw dropped and I had to pick it back up in case she noticed from the back of my head. Is this some cruel joke I thought. Why is a little foal asking me about love and sex? Could she actually be into me? Dammit I wanna go back home, this world is such a damn tease. After my stunned silence she kept going with more extremely inappropriate questions.

"They also mentioned about stallionhoods, do you have one of those? Is it different from the colts around here?"

I got frustrated and turned around.

"Look!" I yelled. "Those are the kind of things you should be asking your sister."

Sweetie giggled and nodded at me. "Nevermind, question answered."

What? Oh no. I looked down and had a raging hard on nearly poking through my pants obviously.

"Why is it sticking out like that, doesn't that mean you love someone?"

I had to think quickly and managed to come up with a great half truth as an excuse.

"Yes, it does... I am in love with Fluttershy. I have been thinking about her all day. I plan to ask her out tonight."

"Aww that's sweet." She smiled so sweetly it made me want to melt.

I turned back around and kept walking and decided I might as well ask her some things.

"Please don't tell anyone, keep it a secret until I tell her myself, okay?"

"I promise Mr human, I would never tell my friend's secrets." She assured me.

I thought about my fear of being rejected for being another species and I decided to seek some advice as naive and stupid as it was likely going to be.

"Do you think she will mind that I'm human?" I asked.

"No, not at all, I wouldn't mind.” Sweetie giggled.

My heart skipped another beat and the thought that she might have just winked behind my back just made me feel like throwing up from anxiety. I was finally at the farmhouse and without looking at her I went through the door.

"Bye." I said coldly, not sure how else to react to how lovesick and guilty I was feeling.

I camped outside Fluttershy's cottage behind some bushes with some binoculars. The sun was starting to go down. I was gonna stay out here until midnight no matter how angry my sister might get. I just had to know, if the human really loved Fluttershy or if he was maybe nervous about his feelings for me. I had been thinking about him so much I thought it might mean I loved him. I had never been so interested in someone before and despite learning all that stuff about sex, he was the only one I'd even thought of doing it with, all the other colts at the school were just not attractive to me at all and I wondered if that meant there was something wrong with me.

There was always the sound of birds and the smell of animals around her home and was surrounded by a moat. She was clearly home as the lights were on and could be seen flickering away. I kept watching the path both before and after the bridge, scanning back and forth waiting to see if Mr Human would visit. If he did I guess I could just go home now and at least not be in trouble with Rarity. But he doesn't then there might be hope for us yet to be more than friends.

It seemed like ages when the sunset still showed barely any light left in the sky, when I saw him crossing the moat toward her home. My heart sunk in my chest and I felt ill and felt my eyes mist up with some tears.

"No..." I whispered sadly.

It took him a long time to get to the front door. He kept pausing and running on the spot a bit to psyche himself up and shake out his nerves. It was so cute to see him so nervous. I've never felt like anyone felt that way about me. He finally knocked on the door and I saw Fluttershy talking to him for a bit. I could almost imagine her stuttering about a stranger coming to the door. She was always that way with strangers though. After what seemed like quite a long exchange Fluttershy went back inside and let the human follow her.

"Aww..." I whispered half out of happiness for them and disappointment.

But she was probably just being polite. So I snuck up to the window to see what was happening. It was just Mr Human sitting awkwardly on a couch too small for him and Fluttershy was out of the room. The Human was fidgeting with his fingers and his knees waiting for something. In a few minutes Fluttershy came back with two cups of tea.

Was this a date or just a friendly visit? I wondered.

I could see both of their mouths and Fluttershy was barely saying anything, just nodding and Mr Human was talking a lot. But seemed a bit frustrated. Once he had drank his tea he stood up and leaned down to shake her hoof. He then left her cottage and I had to hide around the side of the house to not be seen. Once he walked to the moat he turned around back toward the door and didn't look too pleased at all.

This made me feel a bit of happiness that I felt bad for, because I shouldn't be wishing ill of him. But it looked like I still had my chance. I was not going to waste a day.

I finally knocked on the door to Fluttershy's cottage. I was really scared about how this will go. I imagined the Nightmare Night episode, where she screamed 'Ahh Nightmare Night!' and slammed the door closed. The wait was difficult and as I heard hooves clopping toward the door I thought about running and hiding and not going through with it.

There she was right in front of me with that adorable long baby pink hair and her pastel yellow fur that I had for so long made my colour scheme on every website I went to and didn't care how gay it looked. It was just beautiful and made me feel happy. I stared at her for a few moments and decided to use my best plan of attack.

"Um... Hi." I said meekly unintentionally without the confidence I'd imagined in my head.

She looked up at me having to strain her neck to do so because of my height and I realized I probably should have stepped back from the door a bit. She had a wide eyed look of terror for a moment then took a deep breath.

"Um... Hello." She squeaked. Barely making a sound.

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to meet all the ponies in town, I know I must seem like a strange creature." I explained thinking it best to keep things as slow and gentle as possible.

"O-Oh... okay" Fluttershy stammered. "W-what do you want?"

"Maybe just a cup of tea, a little bit of a chat." I replied.

"I-I dunno..." She hesitated. She cutely hid one eye behind her long mane.

"I suppose, Twilight tells me to meet more people... Come in and take a seat... If that's what you want."

"Thank you." I say as I follow her in.

I take a seat on a tiny couch as she goes into another room.

"I'll get that tea now." She calls back with barely a whisper.

While I wait fidgeting I find that all my preparation has kind of gone out the window and I've basically forgot it.

Once she comes back, she hands me my tea and we both sip it quietly for a bit. I decide to break the silence with something I knew we had in common.

"So you like animals, don't you?" I tell her. I feel like she might wonder how I know, but I figure I can just say Applejack told me about her.

She nods silently.

"Yeah I love animals too I wanted to study biology at school and become a zoologist. They are just so interesting, all their shapes and sizes, all their adaptations to survive in their environment.”

She nods silently.

"I'd love to have a job like yours, must be a lot of fun."

"Mhmm" She nods.

"Well, Applejack says I'm handy on the farm, so if you ever want any help here I'd be glad to offer."

"Maybe" She said.

"Free of charge of course."

She didn't respond at all to that.

"Well... um." I tried to think of something else I knew about her that wouldn't make it obvious that I'm basically a stalker.

"So... what are you into?"

"Animals." She replied.

Urgh, this was getting so awkward.

"What do you think of me, as a human?" I tried to press eager to know if she was the least bit attracted.

"I don't know." She said.

I took the last sip of my tea and realized I hadn't even remembered drinking the rest of it. I was using it to pass time in every awkward silence. I decided I'd had enough for tonight. I felt like I could at least sleep satisfied that I had tried. But I needed more time to get through this wall she had up.

"Well, thanks for meeting me tonight, Fluttershy. How about another time?"

"Okay. if you want."

"Okay then, goodnight."

"Okay." She replied in the wrong context.

I offered her my hand and she looked at it puzzled for a moment then bumped it with her hoof and I grabbed it and gave it a gentle shake. It was so nice to finally feel a pony's fur for real for the first time. I was like a very soft cat's and I imagined it would be so comfortable to snuggle with her. I noticed I was aroused for the first time that night. I think my anxiety kept it down and kept my mind off fantasies for the whole encounter.

I held my breath to contain my sigh and left the cottage in a hurry. and as I walked back down the path I exhaled and made a few deep breaths. At the moat I turned back to see if she was watching me leave from the door or something, but she wasn't. I sadly turned back around and headed back home. I really hoped this would all turn out to be a dream and that and I would wake up back in my bed in the real world, or my world anyway.

3. What is Love?

I was sitting at the kitchen table while Rarity was cooking my favourite egg and salad sandwiches for afternoon tea. My sister looked very similar to me. We almost had the same mane colour and had a whiter coat than me by an almost indistinguishable amount. I had my homework spread out on the dining room table, but I found it hard to focus as I was still thinking about Mr Human and how I could get him to love me.

Cheerilee had pulled us aside during class to explain some things she wanted to clear up about our sex lesson. She explained that we should not have sex with anyone and that if they did, it would be illegal and they would go to jail. This made me feel a bit sad, because Mr Human was an adult and I wanted to try it with him. I decided to see if my sister could teach me anything that would help.

"Sis, we were taught about sex in school yesterday." I stated to her as she looked around the kitchen doing multiple jobs with utensils and food using her magic.

She gave me a surprised look. "Oh, I see. Give me a minute darling, we should sit down and talk about this over lunch." With that she quickly finished, put our sandwiches on our plates and levitated them onto the table.

"Okay sister, I had some questions." I claimed

"Oh of course you do dear, it's something you had to learn someday. Is there anything you don't understand?"

"Yeah." I nodded. "Mostly I don't understand the difference between sex and love."

"Oh I see, well no one really knows Sweetie, but I think it's when you have someone you get along with so much, you want them to have your foals and start a family, that's what many ponies believe love is."

"But isn't that what sex is too?" I asked taking a bite out of my yummy sandwich.

Rarity looked like she was thinking hard about it. "Well ponies can have babies with other ponies and not even love them, that's why there are so many single parents. I guess what I mean Sweetie is to just be careful, make sure somepony loves you back or they will hurt you and leave you with a foal to look after."

"Okay sis I will be careful." I agreed.

"But Sweetie, you have many more years before you can make that decision. Little foals like you are not mature enough to know and can't get pregnant yet."

"Okay thanks sis." I smile and nuzzle her as I go back to my homework.

"Just let me be clear Sweetie, don't let anyone try to convince you to have sex before you are an adult. That is a crime." Rarity felt the need to elaborate.

"Why though, If I can't get pregnant isn't there no problem worrying about being left with a foal?" I asked

Rarity got off of her chair and hugged me in my chair.

"Because other then that it could really harm you, you will get a disease and die, that's why anyone who does that to you is a monster." She said with almost a scolding tone.

With that I decided I better drop the topic, but I felt like my sister was lying to me.

"Okay sis, I'll wait until I'm an adult." I said while not sure myself about that promise.

"Okay good girl, I love you." she said sounding relieved.

"Love you too sis." Then I gave her a kiss on the cheek.

All throughout working on the rest of my homework, I decided that I wanted to at least try to get Mr Human to love me. If I couldn't then I suppose I could wait. But then if I wait Fluttershy will get him first.

"Ahhhh!" I screamed in frustration at my dilemma and let my head fall on the table.

"You okay Sweetie?" Rarity called out.

"Yes sis it's just this homework is hard." I lied. It was my fault that I couldn't focus.

"Would you like some help dear?" Rarity asked.

"Can I just clear my head and visit my friends for a bit?" I asked.

"Okay Sweetie, but don't be coming home after dark again, do it again and I'll have to ground you."

"Yes sis."

I went up to my room and got my cutie mark crusader cloak. Not that I planned to do any crusading but it would look unusual for Rarity to see me leave without it. I then headed out the door and to the club house.

I climbed the ladder and found my friends doing what they do best. Scootaloo was practising some martial arts while wearing a white uniform and Applebloom was working on some strange contraption I couldn't identify.

"Hi girls." I greeted "How was your homework?"

"Easy" Scootaloo answered. "What took you so long?"

"Things on my mind, I'm distracted." I said.

"Yeah what about?" Scootaloo asked as she did a somersault into the air landing perfectly on her back hooves.

"Doesn't matter, what are you working on Applebloom?" I deflected.

"It's a new bed for Mr Human, it's going to have to be huge. Ah realized after ah built it ah wouldn't be able to fit it through any door, so ah have to dissemble it again."

"Not worth the effort if you ask me, just let him sleep on some hay." Scootaloo said bluntly.

"HEY!" I squealed angrily.

"Yes hay" Scootaloo repeated. "No need to shout Sweetie."

"Why are you all so mean to him?" I demanded.

"Ah’m not mean, ah’m always happy to help our new apple family member." Applebloom defended.

"Well I just don't really like him, he's not a pony like the rest of us, plus he's rude, remember?" Scootaloo explained.

"He's not rude you all just don't know him like I do." I argued.

"Oh no Sweetie you don't..." Scootaloo started to ask.

I decided to not go so far as to say love as my friends would take me less seriously.

"Yeah I have a crush on him."

"Wha?" Applebloom dropped her hammer in surprise.

"No way" Scootaloo said in disbelief.

"Yeah I know that makes me weird." I confessed.

After their shocked glaces wore off a bit Applebloom was the first to talk.

"Maybe a bit Sweetie, why?" Applebloom asked.

"I don't know, I just like him and all that talk at school about love and sex got me thinking."

Scootaloo looked at me judgingly. "Sweetie that's gross on so many levels."

"No it's not! Your close mindedness is gross!" I yelled staring at Scootaloo intensely.

"Well ah’m not gonna say you shouldn't at least try and see if your feelings are real Sweetie, but he's a lot older and bigger then ya, ah can't really see it workin'" Applebloom commented.

"Yeah I think you are making a mistake Sweetie, besides we are too young for love or sex remember, not that I ever really got the difference, but oh well I'm in no hurry." Scootaloo explained.

"I am in a hurry though" I argued.

"Why?" Applebloom asked.

"Because he's trying to date Fluttershy." I fumed angrily.

"Well that's too bad Sweetie, if he loves her then there is nothing you can do about it." Scootaloo consoled.

"I'm not giving up yet, I just need him to date me one time and I'll prove he will love me." I said confidently.

"Please don't Sweetie, you will make a fool of yourself." Scootaloo said.

"No, no, trust me I still have a chance, he dated Fluttershy and I think she rejected him." I said excitedly.

I giggled a bit and admitted. "I maybe spied on him a bit."

"Oh, okay then, may as well try" Applebloom suggested. "Actually maybe I could leave a love letter on his bed for you."

"Hmm maybe?" I considered.

"That's too sappy." Scootaloo said.

"If you want him you need to be a big pony and just ask him to his face, show him you mean it." Scootaloo said getting pumped and excitedly throwing a few punches.

I looked at Scootaloo in surprise at her change of heart.

"Hey don't get me wrong, I still think it's gross, but it's your decision Sweetie and I'll help if I can."

"Thank you guys, you are the best friends ever." I cooed hugging them happily.

"Ya welcome Sweetie, just don't forget us if he becomes yer new coltfriend, promise."

"I promise." I broke my hug with them with a hopeful smile on my face.

"Well I better go girls, don't wanna be late home and want a good sleep before I ask Mr Human out tomorrow."

"Okay Sweetie good luck." Scootaloo cheered.

I climbed back down the ladder and hopped along happily home. I was so lucky to have such supportive friends. But I was so scared of Mr Human rejecting me. I wouldn't know what I would do if he did.

4. How to Win Dates and Influence People

I was in the apple tree fields picking apples with Big Macintosh and Applejack. I realized the trees are so much smaller than I expected with the whole world seeming like a shrunken version of what I saw on the TV show. I was literally nearly able to reach the top of the trees with my arms and while it was a decent workout for them, it was the poor Apple family ponies that had to work really hard. Bucking the trees to shake down the apples must have been exhausting and showed me without doubt that I would not want to get into a fight with an earth pony. They were all still 4 times stronger than me.

I kept just pushing the collection bucket forward with my foot and throwing in all the apples I could reach. When shortly I saw something white in the distance. I squinted my eyes and realized she had a pink and purple mane.

Oh no not again.

I moved behind a tree hoping she didn't see me. I really didn't want to deal with this right now. In frustration I kicked the tree and it didn't budge one bit. Hurt the hell out of my leg though.

"Arrrg! Fuck!" I yelled.

Applejack galloped up to me, her orange coat and blonde mane really bright in the sunlight. She removed her hat and looked at me with concern.

"Ya'll okay mister?"

"Yeah i'm fine... I just stubbed my toe... I mean hoof."

"Okay take a break if ya like. You've saved us a lot of time anyway." She offered.

"Okay." I said and then sat down under a tree waiting for my doom to arrive, shouldn't be long now. This time I heard her when she was still many yards away.

"Hi Friend!" Sweetie Belle called out.

I put my face in my hand. Great I'm her friend now, so much for getting rid of her.

"Hi!" She called out again. "Just making sure I don't scare you this time sir!" She shouted.

Too late I was already terrified I thought. Well whatever I can blame any more boners on Fluttershy. Besides I'm not finding her so attractive any more with how much dread she fills me with. She had been galloping and finally reached me panting and gasping for air.

"Ahh... Mr... Human... glad I... found you." She struggled to say.

"Okay, what did you want me for?" I asked. I couldn't help but notice how cute she looked poking her tongue out like that... Dammit indecent thoughts go away.

"Oh I just... wanted to know how your day has been?" She asked.

"Decent I suppose." I replied flatly.

"Oh and how did it go with Fluttershy?" Sweetie inquired.

This might be my chance I thought. I should tell her I'm going to be spending all my time with my new mare-friend.

"Great actually we have arranged another date." I said.

She looked at me skeptically.

"Really? But?" She looked surprised.

"But?" I pressed on.

"Well I just, I guess." She looked confused and adorable like that. "Well, can I ask you something?"

"What?" I asked wondering what she was trying to say. I had my fantasies but I knew it would be foolish to entertain them.

Sweetie Belle took a deep breath and stamped a hoof down as she said loudly.

"Go out with me!"

I stood up and backed away from the intimidating tiny little filly. No come on this is ridiculous.

"I know you think you love Fluttershy, but give me a chance, please. I wanna date you, please!" She spurted out sounding hysterical.

I was stunned. if it were Fluttershy saying this I would be over the moon and I be shouting from the rooftops in happiness. But even though Sweetie Belle was so much... more adorable... hotter than Fluttershy or whatever it was. I felt scared and I knew what I had to do for both my sake and hers.

"What? No!" I said sharply and started walking off angrily.

"Why?" She called out.

"Because you are just a filly." I replied.

"That all, just because I'm a filly? Or do you hate me?" She kept asking incessantly.

"Yes, I hate you, I could never love an annoying little brat like you, go find someone your own age!" I spat back at her.

Then I heard her crying. I considered continuing to retreat, but I felt bad about how I treated her. I turned back around and saw her crying in a heap on the ground getting dirt all over her coat. I walked up to her, got down on my knees to try to get down to her level and I pat her on the back like a father trying to comfort his daughter.

"I'm sorry" I consoled. "But I can't go out with you because I'm an adult and you are a foal. You are a very pretty girl and I'm sure you will find someone at school."

"Y-y-you think I-I'm p-pretty?" She asked between sobs.

"Sure... why not." I confirmed.

"If I was an adult y-you would d-date me?" She asked.

I did not have to lie about that. I wish she was older, actually she turned out to be a hotter mare than Fluttershy anyway. According to fanart.

"Yes, I would. So maybe wait several more years and ask me then." I offered.

"But then you will be with Fluttershy, you lied." She accused.

"Well I'm just saying if something happens and I'm single then." I said.

"You lied." She repeated.

"About what Sweetie?"

"You didn't enjoy your date with Fluttershy, I watched you!" She hissed angrily.

"You spied on me?" I confirmed rather then asked. I wondered just how obsessed this poor foal had gotten with me over just the few days since I met her.

"Yes, you don't love Fluttershy, I saw." She accused.

"Sweetie you can't love someone in just a few days, that why I need more time to get Fluttershy to let me into her heart with more than one chat over tea. And you shouldn't be feeling so strong about someone you just met a few days ago. You are being childish." I explained.

"I bet you'll love me in one date." Sweetie said, sure of herself.

"Sweetie it doesn't matter, dating you would be against the law." I warned.

"Who has to know?" She asked.

"That's not what matters. What you are feeling for me is a silly childish crush. It would be immoral for me to make you think it's anything serious." I said.

Sweetie had stopped crying and sat up on her butt. Adorably. I wanted to hug her so much... Maybe I could, nothing wrong with that... I stared at her for a bit, then stood up and started to walk away again.

"I'm sorry Sweetie it's just the way it is. Now you better get home and forget all this silliness."

"No!" Sweetie screamed and it made my ears hurt.

"You said being with a foal is Illegal, right?" Sweetie stated with a grin on her face that scared me.

"Yeah." I confirmed.

"Well how about I go over to Applejack right now and tell her you had sex with me?"

"What?" I opened my eyes wide.

"Then I'll tell my sister Rarity!"

"Then I'll tell the whole school! that the mean human... raped me!" She shouted.

I was terrified. I had no idea this innocent little foal could be capable of such spite.

"Shhh! Someone will hear you.” I looked around in panic to see if Applejack or Big Macintosh were around.

"Good! MR HUMAN! RA...!" She tried to scream.

I was on her in an instant clamping her mouth shut.

"Shhh! Okay I get it, please. Just tell me what you want from me?" I asked as I let go of her muzzle.

"One date" She repeated.

"Sweetie..." I looked down at her sadly and I tried to weigh up my options. No one would believe if I claimed I was innocent of her accusations. I'm the weird creature from another world that many ponies were already suspicious of.

"Fine one date." I agreed.

"Yay!" She cheered and was suddenly back on her feet and happy.

"Okay well see me tomorrow and we will figure something out." I offered.

"Thank you Mr Human, or should I say coltfriend." She said smiling and winking at me.

"Don't get too ahead of yourself sweetie." I sighed and went to walk off again.

"And no more dates with Fluttershy not until I get to have mine." She called out after me.

I continued home shocked with what just happened. I was in so much trouble. I wasn't going to dare visit Fluttershy. Not now.

5. The Date

I was enjoying my breakfast with the Apple Family, it was like being in an all you can eat buffet, except no bacon unfortunately. Spread across the table were eggs cooked in a variety of ways. Scrambled, boiled, fried and a variety of lettuce, carrots, and cucumbers mixed in a big salad bowl. I had to admit my body had been reacting well to the healthier diet I had here as well as the exercise. Back home I just sat in front of my computer all day, then at work I just made burgers full of meat and cheese. Then ate lunch there.

"Hey Mr. Human." Applebloom said to get my attention.

"Yes Applebloom?" I nodded.

"Ah will have ya bed ready tonight, just help me move the pieces in yer room. Ah need to assemble it in there."

"Sure thing Applebloom." I agreed as I poured myself my fifth glass of orange juice. I was gonna need a lot of energy for the emotional day I was in for, plus the Apples didn't seem to mind how much I ate. They accepted I had a bigger stomach and their food was plentiful anyway.

Applejack, Big Mac and Granny Smith were talking about the jobs that needed to be done during the day and I phased out a bit as I thought about Sweetie Belle and how I wish I could have been ruder or something on that first day to prevent the crush she got on me. My thoughts got a bit darker, into the territory of how easy it would be to just have my way with her. But unlike my online roleplays and the cute pony porn I fapped to, this would have real consequences on a real sentient being. I felt sick and realized I shouldn't have filled my stomach so much.

There was a knock at the door and Applebloom got down off her stool to open it.

"Oh hi Sweetie Belle."

"Hi Applebloom, guess what?"

"What?"

I then heard whispering that I couldn't make out.

"Oh wow really, ha ha." I heard Applebloom laugh.

"Mmhmm." Sweetie confirmed joyfully.

"Mr Human ya have a visitor." Applebloom indicated and motioned for me to go outside to meet her.

Dammit Sweetie you couldn't wait until this afternoon. I thought. Got out from the table and met the cute little filly outside, closing the door behind me.

"Can we go for a short walk?" She asked.

"Yeah, Sweetie don't keep asking for me and hanging around me publicly like this."

"I'm sorry I just couldn't wait to arrange our date." She said smiling at me."

Once we had some distance from the house I asked her harshly.

"Did you just tell Applebloom we were dating!?"

"Yeah she's my best friend I tell her everything, I told her I was gonna ask you out earlier." She admitted.

"Dammit Sweetie, how can I expect the whole town not to know if you keep that up. I may as well turn myself in now and hope the law is just here." I scolded.

"Awww I'm sorry, it will be our secret I promise. Applebloom is excited for us." She affirmed.

I sighed. "Well we need our date to be private, so how about on the far north edge of the Acres. I'll bring a picnic basket. Would you like that?"

"That would be wonderful!" She smiled and hugged my leg. At that moment I wished I wasn't wearing long pants cause I would have loved to have felt her silky soft fur on my skin.

"Not here Sweetie, no public displays of anything other than being an acquaintance." I grunted at her annoyed.

"I'm sorry. I will look forward to lots more cuddles this afternoon, bye." She said sweetly and excitedly.

I turned back toward the farmhouse and went inside. If only Fluttershy was this forward I would be having the time of my life.

When I got back to my place at the table I saw Applebloom staring at me, when I turned to meet her gaze she gave me a wink. I just rolled my eyes and my scowl got worse.

I had a bath and used some of my sister's most exotic soaps and shampoos to make myself smell as nice as possible. I knew I would get in trouble if she noticed, but he was worth it. I then galloped out the door and ran to where my love would be. I became a bit worried on the way that the sweat might make me smell a bit bad, but I'm sure he would understand. I'll just explain it when I get there.

He was there first and had a bright red and white picnic blanket resting on the grass and the picnic basket ready to go. He was staring out in the distance to the north. I wondered if I should sneak up and hug his now bare calf. I'd always wanted to see what what his skin felt like. I tried to but my panting and gasping gave me away and he turned around.

He still looked at me with disdain, but I'm sure that was only cause he was scared of all those silly laws and secretly loved me too.

"Hi coltfriend." I greeted with a gleeful smile on my face.

"Hi." He replied simply. "Come and sit down, I brought some mini apple pies, they will get cold soon."

I trotted up him and felt that warm plush feeling of the blanket beneath my hooves. I sat across from him on the other side of the basket and stared at him intently. But he was mostly just looking forward to the north.

"Thank you for dating me tonight." I said.

"Like you gave me much choice." He sneered still not looking at me.

"I know, but I had to get my chance with you. Don't you think it's unfair we aren't allowed to date?" I questioned.

"Sweetie, I feel physical attraction for you I admit. But that can't be the basis of a relationship." He said while munching on a pie.

"Mr Human, can you please at least look at me?" I asked.

He turned around toward me and looked at me over the basket.

"Thank you, I think you will admit you much prefer to get to stare at me." I challenge.

"Yeah doesn't mean I should, especially not in public with suspicious mares around."

"Well since we are alone feel free to stare as much as you like. I love feeling attractive."

I did take the chance to stare deeply into her eyes and her perfect little mouth and silky cream coat, my eyes then drifted to that adorable curly mane and then my eyes drifted down and I noticed the basket was blocking the rest of her. She was real eye candy for sure and my cock started to betray just how much I loved the way she looked.

"He he, one minute" She laughed suddenly.

"What?" I asked feeling like I broke out of a trance.

"You were staring for a whole minute" She confirmed.

"Oh was I?" I said not realizing.

"Well like I said, doesn't mean I find you anything more than appealing to look at. That's all it is." I defended.

"Maybe at first, Mr Human, but I think you want someone fun. Someone to remind you it's okay to laugh and be immature sometimes."

I cocked an eyebrow at her. That seemed like a pretty deep thing for someone her age to say.

"Well..." I considered.

I thought about what she had said. That was kinda the whole reason I loved My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic so much. It gave me a chance to let my guard down and laugh now and then, stop being cynical about the state of the world with politics, religion, wars and doom and gloom about the earth running out of resources. The dreading of bills and my crappy thankless job. I was not happy very often, so i'd get some relief with some booze and childish cartoons or memes. I do kinda need someone fun to balance myself out.

"You might have a point Sweetie, but why you? Maybe I should just date Pinkie Pie." I said.

"Pinkie Pie would be too much for you, an annoying brat like you said." She smiled pleased with herself.

"Well so are you!" I accused.

"Nah uh!" She argued.

"Yes you are" I repeated.

"Nah uh!" She argued again.

She then knocked the basket over and covered the one meter between us in a flash. I didn't have a chance to react before she was nuzzling my leg with her face, like a little cat. Holy crap she was so adorable.

"Mmmm, you're warm Mr Human." She complimented.

"Sweetie..." I started to protest, but it felt too good, that soft fur on her face was sending chills up my spine. I gave up and let her keep nuzzling.

My colt friend was so warm. I wanted to explore all of him. Which was a lot so I started moving on from his leg down to this fascinating hoof of his.

"Can you take that off?" I asked.

"What?" He asked back.

"That thing on your hoof." She confirmed.

"Oh you mean my shoe, okay." He agreed.

It took a while to take off with all it's complex laces he had to undo. Once his strange bare hoof was revealed I started to nuzzle that.

"Mmmm" He moaned.

I then decided to take a taste and lick it.

"Oh dear God!" He screeched.

I stopped and looked up at him.

"Am I hurting you?"

"Not at all keep doing that, please." He ordered desperately.

"He he, okay." I giggled as I kept licking.

I found the taste a little bitter and was going to stop, but now that I knew he liked it I was going to go as long as he wanted. Which by the time my tongue was getting a bit dry and his foot was drenched in my saliva he finally pulled his foot away.

"I-I-I that was..." He stammered.

"Yes? Did it please you?" I asked hopefully.

"Very much" He said nodding and grinning.

I beamed myself with happiness because I think that was the first time i'd ever seen him smile and he looked so handsome.

"Um... let me do something for you Sweetie." He offered.

"Okay" I agreed enthusiastically.

"Just lay down in front of me with your side to me."

I did as he asked and excited about what he was going to do. I wanted more then anything for him to "ahhhh.... yesss" I squealed.

I started by rubbing the backs of her ears. I figured pretty much all animals with long ears would enjoy this and with the way she cutely moaned in pleasure. I knew I'd hit a real sweet spot for her. I continued to pet her head and the softness on the palms of my hands felt amazing, she was even better than the fluffiest cats i'd ever petted in my world. When I got to petting her white coat I was even more impressed, it felt like there was something magical making my hand even more receptive to the sensations.

"Oh... my... dear... Celestia" She gasped as I stroked her coat.

Next thing I noticed was her horn glowing a bit. Wow maybe she really was magically soft. I considered touching her horn but decided that might be considered too forward a move at this stage and...

Oh crap... I removed my hand from her coat and realized I was getting way too into this.

"Why did you stop?" She whined.

"Sorry Sweetie, I got a bit too carried away, i'm really not supposed to be encouraging you. As much as I've enjoyed this, I really don't think we should keep uh... touching each other." I rambled.

"Oh you're so silly." She said as she poked her tongue out at me.

That made the adorableness reach critical mass and I visibly held my breath.

She stood up and put her front hooves on my legs. Then jumped up onto my lap. Being not much larger than a cat she fit in between my crossed legs snugly.

"I wanna sleep here." She claimed.

I looked down at the cute little foal like a feline curled up in it's bed and I had no energy or even desire to complain. I could feel all the warmth coming from her now and I laid back resting my head on the picnic blanket. I then felt a rush of blood to my groin and something in the way from me getting fully erect.

"Oooo!" Sweetie gasped in surprised and then giggled.

"See I knew you liked me." She commented as I poked into her stomach.

I sighed.

"Well I'm not complaining, let's stay like this for just a little while." I offered.

"Mmhmm" Sweetie murmured already drifting off.

I too closed my eyes and I decided to let just this once, the fear and anxiety fade and to just enjoy this moment. I would figure it out tomorrow... tomorrow...

6. White and Yellow

When I got back to town there was indeed a large group of ponies gathered at the town all. Me and Scootaloo sped up to them as quickly as we could. During the trip I had come up with a half baked plan where I could at least be telling kind of the truth. But no matter what I was dreading the drilling I was about to get from Rarity and would be so sad if I had no way to see my colt-friend for another date, as it was the greatest moment of my life, it even beat getting my cutie mark.

Scootaloo drove us to the steps of the Town Hall and Mayor Mare looked down at us with disapproval. Many of the ponies were relieved and just started to disperse and head back to their homes.

"Sweetie!" I heard Rarity call out.

Rather then start scolding me or yelling she instead hugged me really tightly and kissed me on my forehead.

"Oh Sweetie Belle I was so worried." She gushed.

"I'm so sorry sis I uh... fell asleep." I told her honestly.

Once she was done hugging me she took a step back and scowled. Oh no now I was going to get it.

"Sweetie Belle!" She shouted. "Do you have any idea how worried I was? How worried the whole town was for you!"

"I know sis I'm sorry, I was laying on the grass in Sweet Apple Acres and I felt really relaxed and I passed out." I explained.

Rarity looked at me sceptically.

"Whatever happened young lady you are grounded for a month!" Rarity scolded.

"No! please, it wasn't my fault, please!" I begged her.

"I don't think so Sweetie, I warned you what would happen. Now we going back to the boutique and I have got a lot of extra chores for you to do." She said.

She started heading back and was watching me closely to make sure I was following. I hung my head low in sadness as I tried to think of a way to get some sympathy from her.

"Rarity?" I asked her attention.

"What is it?" Rarity asked.

"Truth is I was on a date tonight and we kinda just fell asleep...." I explained.

Rarity turned to look at me with a bit of a look of surprise on her face.

"Oh I see, this a colt from your class?" She asked.

"Yes." I lied.

"What is his name? Maybe if you are good he can come over for dinner some time. I want to meet him" Rarity offered.

My mind was racing I had to come up with some name. I thought of the first colt that came to mind that I had no attraction to at all. I didn't like any of them.

"Um... F-Featherweight?" I grasped out of nowhere, unsure about my choice.

"Hmm, well, He does seem like a nice gentle sort." Rarity commented.

We were now heading into the boutique as I tried to think about how to keep my story going.

"So sis, can you please not ground me?" I begged. "I Really want to see uh... Featherweight again, outside of school." I made a gagging expression behind her back. "I can't wait a month."

Rarity looked at me and scratched her chin with her hoof just like she does when appraising her dresses and thinking.

"Hmm, well you just admitted to not telling me you had a coltfriend Sweetie, I should ground you longer." She scolded.

"Awww..." My head dipped sadly. "I'm so sorry."

"Have you had sex with this colt?" Rarity inquired.

"What ewww no!" I replied by instinct.

"Ewww?" Rarity repeated questioningly.

"I-I just mean ewww sex is gross... I'm not interested in that...." I lied badly.

"Well it's good you think that was because if I find out have been having sex, you will be grounded forever." Rarity threatened.

"You don't need to worry sis." I tried to assure her.

According to you having sex will kill me, so how can you ground me, liar.

"Well then... I want to meet this new coltfriend of yours for dinner and if I like him, I will let you be ungrounded in a week. How does that sound?" Rarity offered.

"Sounds... great" I said unsure.

"It's settled then, now your first chore is to do the dishes, for the dinner you didn't turn up for."

"Yes sis..." I said sadly as I started running the water into the sink.

I seem to have gotten myself into a bigger mess. I needed to somehow convince Featherweight to come over for a pretend date... Or maybe he's best off not knowing it's pretend. I will be able to talk to my friends and figure it out at school tomorrow. I hope more then anything that Mr Human will visit me there. But I know that's unlikely, would be too public, he wouldn't dare.

I sighed as I washed up.

"A whole week... A whole month... Mr Human, I miss you already." I whispered to myself.

I was once again at Fluttershy's doorstep. I was holding pink flowers and ready to give it another go and be more forward this time. If I learned anything from Sweetie Belle it's that sometimes it's best to just be brave. I had been thinking about the little filly a lot over the past few days and she had not visited me. I assumed she was probably grounded. I had been very heavily swayed by her on our date and was very tempted to just give up on Fluttershy and just go with what the devil on my shoulder wanted. But at the same time this was a blessing and a chance to remind myself why Fluttershy is who I always originally wanted. Sweetie Belle was fun and surprisingly intelligent, although emotional. But she was still under-age.

I knocked on the door of the cottage and decided I would stop being subtle, because once Sweetie Belle is free again, she will be able to sway or maybe blackmail me again.

As I waited I stepped back on the door and got down on one knee...

Actually I will stand, looks too much like I am proposing marriage. I was already getting indecisive and nervous. I suppose the fact that I was unsure about Fluttershy's feelings made me a lot more worried about doing something wrong.

The door opened and open again that beautiful mare was standing in front of me.

"Hi Fluttershy... I got these for you" I greeted handing the flowers out eager to get them off my hands.

"Umm... thank you." She stared at them and then me blankly.

"May I come in?" I asked.

"Okay." She nodded, took the flowers into her mouth and headed inside.

She looked around for a place to put them and eventually just put them in from of a toy house full of mice. Which they quickly proceeded to gobble the flowers up.

Oh... I thought.

"I'll make tea again." Fluttershy said as she headed into the other room.

"Sounds good, hope I'm not any trouble." I said before she once again left me waiting.

The few minutes of silence helped me formulate a strategy and decided on how exactly I was going to be more forward this time. Once she came back with the tea, it seemed she remembered my last statement and said.

"Not any trouble at all."

Oh nice, she seems a little more talkative.

"How have you been Fluttershy? I've had a pretty stressful week myself." I said.

"Why is that?" She asked.

Oh um, you know, being blackmailed into an illegal relationship.

"Um... well you know, farm work is pretty hard. Applejack sure is a hard worker." I replied.

"Yes she is." Fluttershy nodded.

"I've yet to meet the famous Princess Twilight Sparkle. I know as an element of harmony, you might have some sway to let me see her." I suggested, seems her friends were something she liked talking about.

"I'll see what I can do." Fluttershy offered.

"Great, plus who knows maybe she knows a way for me to get back to my own world." I suggested.

"Maybe." Fluttershy said.

Ahhhh. How to bring up the topic of dating? Sweetie was so forward and quick with it.

Fluttershy continued to sip and stare blankly at me.

Dammit do I have to bring up every conversation and have it shut down immediately.

"There is something I was wondering Fluttershy." I said.

"What is it?" She asked.

"How... How... do you keep your mane looking so good?" I half chickened out.

"Oh?" She blinked in surprised, blushed and leaned her head forward a bit to adorably hide an eye behind her mane.

"Y-you l-like it?" She stammered a bit.

"Very much" I nodded.

"Th-thank you" She said then kept staring at me.

"Well... how Fluttershy, is it a special product, is it...?"

"I-I don't know, it's just like this, as long as I keep it shampooed. Sometimes Rarity helps with the styling and um... nevermind, but foals are normally born with their general hair style." She explained.

Hmm that was not something I considered as a fan theory. Although I guess it's canon now. I guessed Fluttershy was going to mention the hair extensions, I remember that was a big secret for her.

"What about Pinkie Pie she..." I started to ask about Pinkie Pie starting with a different style on the rock farm. But first, I didn't want her to know I'm from a world where she is on a TV show and second the obvious answer is because Pinkie Pie.

"No one can explain Pinkie Pie." Fluttershy answered predicting the rest of my question.

Okay it's time to do it now, she's actually talking in complete sentences. I have to ask her.

"Fluttershy I was wondering if..." I started. But before I could finish Angel bunny had hopped on Fluttershy head and started stamping at her meanly.

"Oh I'm so sorry little angel wangle, are you getting hungry?" She asked letting him hop into her hooves.

Angel was signalling something to her and pointing at me.

"What's that? You don't like this new stranger?" She tried to interpret.

He kept waving his arms and pointing at me again.

"Oh you think I don't like him, no I don't mind him." She answered the bunny.

Angel then proceeded to run over to me and kick me in the shin. It hurt quite a lot for such a little guy.

"Ow!" I yelled mostly from surprise.

"Angel you are being rude to my guest, I think it's nappy time for you." Fluttershy scolded.

She came up to me to scoop him up and started to head up some stairs.

"I'm so sorry Angel gets cranky when it's after his bedtime, you may visit me another night if you like." She explained before disappearing up the steps.

Wow I thought, your damn timing Angel. Was he trying to point me out a monster she should be suspicious of?

I sighed. Well at least she opened up a lot more and invited me back this time. I just hope I get a chance to say how I really feel before Sweetie Belle is free to entrap me again. I closed the door to her cottage behind me and proceeded home.

...

Once I arrived and opened the blanket to hop into bed I saw a pink letter sealed closed and with little red love hearts all over it. Ah... I thought, Sweetie's tyranny can begin even from house arrest.

7. Letters

After I picked up and opened the letter I sighed and got into bed. I hoped there isn't going to be anything in here to cause me to lose sleep. I pulled out the paper and unfolded it. It was decorated with glitter and sparkly hearts that were glued to the page. Not all of it was glued securely and spilled out onto my shirt. Wow this really looked like a letter from a young girl or teen on valentine's day. I had never had a valentine in real life. Only online. The safety of being behind the keyboard made rejection much easier to handle and I could always come across as being more confident and charming when I wasn't face to face.

I started to read the letter imagining Sweetie Belle's sweet voice in my head, emphasizing those cute little moments when her voice would seem to crack. This seemed strange as a good singer would have to have a very consistent voice and be able to reach all pitches without any mistakes. This is why, as I learned Sweetie Belle is actually voiced by Applebloom's voice actress when she sings. This really makes me start to think more, about this just being an extremely long and vivid dream. So much doesn't seem to add up about it all.

The letter read.

To my wonderful colt-friend
I miss you more then I can describe. I have been so bored at home on my own doing so many extra chores. But the good news is I only have a few more days of being grounded and then I can come and see you again. I managed to calm my sister down by telling her I was out late on a date and fell asleep, but don't worry, I made up that I was dating a colt from school my age. It was quite a difficult thing to do. I had to use all the allowance I had saved to convince Featherweight to go on a pretend date with me, he was very excited when he thought I was asking him out for real. I do feel kind of bad for getting his hopes up but I will just never be interested in anyone other then you. Anyway he had dinner with me and my sister and she seemed to buy it. So I'm free soon, YAY! I just really hope I don't have to keep this ruse up and keep bringing him home for pretend dates. I won't be able to afford it either.

Oh I know, I could just tell her later that he broke up with me and I can pretend to cry. I'm quite good at that, Rarity has taught me well about being dramatic. I'm also finally able to control a quill with my magic, my writing is still a bit messy, but it's much better then when I was writing with my teeth.

So anyway, can you please write back and give the letter to Applebloom to give to me at school, I am going crazy with not hearing from you.

Lots of kisses, your mare-friend forever and ever.
Sweetie Belle XXXOOO

I folded the letter back up. I wasn't sure what to feel. I was tired and felt conflicted. I had never had anyone express such strong feelings for me before, especially not someone I genuinely felt was out of my league in beauty. I really did want her, but I shouldn't want her.

I got up and sat at a desk with my own quill and paper and began to write a response. I was going to respond in a guarded way to not get her hopes up too much but let her know there was a possibility. I also decided it would be a good idea to let her know I'm still visiting Fluttershy and gauge her reaction.

Dear Sweetie Belle

I am very flattered that you have such strong feelings for me and that I am on your mind a lot. I am glad that I will get to see you again soon too. I do think you are jumping the gun a bit though in assuming we are a couple. You have tempted me very much with the offer and I think you are a very beautiful, fun and interesting filly, but I'd like to know you a bit deeper then that. I am definitely up for another date once you get out, so we can see how it goes.

In the meantime I hope you don't mind that I am still visiting Fluttershy to see if she is interested in a date. I haven't managed to ask her for one yet. She has a lot of anxious barriers I need to get through. If this makes you feel angry, please don't do anything rash. What you did to me before to get our date was very wrong Sweetie. It is called blackmail and if you are going to keep threatening me to be with you, then I am never going to be able to truly love you should we ever get into a relationship. I think you would rather convince me to be with you rather then another mare, without resorting to threatening me.

Finally I think your best option is to tell Rarity after you a back at school that Featherweight broke up with you. There is nothing worse then having to cover up a lie with more lies. Which if we do date there is going to be enough of them to deal with. I know you are a very kind and compassionate pony Sweetie and am very impressed with how carefully you considered poor Featherweight's feelings and didn't lead him on.

Anyway I wish you the best Sweetie Belle and hope I haven't upset you.

Mr. Human. Looking forward to seeing you again.

After finishing, I read back over it to make sure I was satisfied and folded it up. I will give it to Applebloom in the morning when I get a moment alone with her. If I go through with dating Sweetie Belle I will have to be careful not to do anything suspicious. I got back into bed and felt restless about the day when Sweetie would re-emerge as a potential cause of stress soon.

The next night there was another letter on my bed, ready to be opened and I felt dread in my stomach. I was worried that what I was going to read would be Sweetie telling me that she was mad and was going to tell everyone at her school I raped her or something. The letter this time looked a lot more plain and lacked the signs of being a lovey dovey letter as much as the last one. I was worried how much anger this would mean it would contain. I took a deep breath and opened it. There was no glitter this time and I quickly unfolded it and began to read, exhaling as I began.

To my soon to be colt-friend

I had a dream about you last night. I don't remember much, all I know is that you were there and I felt happier then I ever have in my life, even happier then the day I got my cutie mark.

Anyway, I understand that what I did was wrong and I will not do it again. I do not want to force you to love me, I just want the chance to prove to you that you already love me back. I know it's real and it's just the world that is mean and doesn't want to let us be together. When I made those threats I was devastated and was not thinking clearly. I felt guilty about it soon after, but it will work out best in the long run for both of us, you will see. I just could not let you walk away that day. I am sad that you are still trying to get Fluttershy to be your mare-friend, but I won't stand in your way. I will just have to prove to you once I have my chance with you again that I am the better pony. I am willing to do anything to prove it, anything.

Rarity has been lending me some of her romance novels and it just keeps making me think about you. It makes me jealous that we aren't already kissing and feeling each other's warmth in bed together. I really want to do that as soon as we are back together, can I try it please. Even if we never get to do more, I've never been kissed and I want my first time to be with you.

Ha ha Scootaloo would be calling me so sappy right now. Anyway I miss you heaps and I am counting down the days until my grounding is over.

Also, what is a gun?

With lots of Love.

Sweetie Belle. XXXOOO

I took a deep breath and exhale of relief. Not just that she wasn't mad, but that she doesn't appear to be the obsessive psychotic I feared. Obsessive yeah. But maybe rejecting her would be an option. Although, feeling so loved made me less and less resistant to the idea of just going through with it. I felt a bit sick that I was considering it. But it really would be my ultimate sexual fantasy come true. Sexual though... I would still need to make sure I could enjoy Sweetie Belle's company long term as a girlfriend... Plus consider if I really wanted a life of hiding away from being seen in public until she came of age. How would that even be possible?

I sat down again to write a letter back.

Dear Sweetie Belle.

I had a dream about you too on the night of our date after we fell asleep. You were in it too and I too felt happier then I ever had in my whole life.

A gun is something from my world, I still get mixed up about words that have no meaning in this world. Jump the gun is an expression. It means to just assume something is for sure when you can't be sure. Like how you are so sure we will end up together. I suppose you are right that I would really like that to happen. But we need more time to get to know each other, beyond just physical attraction. So when you get out we should talk more, I can tell you more about my world and you can tell me more about you.

As for you question about having a kiss. Yes I would like that very much. I have been thinking a lot about how nice it will feel too.

Oh and please do me a favor and destroy these letters. It would be very bad for both of us if these get into the wrong hands. Our dates must be in secret, that is very important to remember.

Mr. Human, Looking forward to that kiss. XXX

I wrote the comment about destroying the letters in small print just above my sign out as it occurred to me. I was already starting to feel paranoid about what I was doing and it was no doubt going to get worse as I would start taking greater and greater risks in the future. I grabbed both of Sweetie Belle's letters and started to rip them into shreds and then stuff the shreds into my pockets. The next time the Apple family lit their fireplace, I was going to dispose of them. It would be a shame, they already had sentimental value and if I could I would love to frame them and put them on my wall.

Tomorrow I was going to see Fluttershy again, would be my last chance before Sweetie Belle would be back. But for some odd reason I was finding my interest in Fluttershy was waning a bit. I really was having the cute little white filly enter my thoughts a lot more more in general. This could be bad I thought, I might be falling in love... But surely it's too early to know... I dunno...

-Interlude-

I could hear a crowd of ponies clopping their hooves and cheering. What about I wasn't sure. I could see Sweetie Belle standing before me looking more beautiful then she ever has. She was wearing a beautiful white dress and had white and red flowers in her hair. She was looking up at me with tears brimming in her eyes but was smiling joyously. I realized I was on my knees in order to reduce my usual height over her.

I had a look around to see what was going on. To my right I saw podiums full of ponies from Ponyville they were all showing a great amount of happiness directed toward me. Wait a minute...

"Do you Mr Human take Sweetie Belle to be your waifu?" The voice came from my left. It was a stereotypical human priest in a white collar and black robes.

"What?" I asked confused about what was happening.

Do you Mr Human take Sweetie Belle to be your waifu? He repeated.

Looking back forward, Sweetie was looking up at me hopefully. Well if somehow the whole town is okay with this...

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" I answered excitedly.

Do you Sweetie Belle take Mr Human to be your Husba....? The priest paused and seemed to flick through some pages looking for something.

"Uh.... Husband I guess?" He continued.

"I do I do I do!" Sweetie answered excitedly.

"If there is anypony that would object to these two being married, speak now or forever hold your peace."

There was a brief silence and then Rarity burst into the church.

"Hey!" She Shouted. "Hey!"

"Hey! Get up guys!"

I opened my eyes and realized I was staring up at the starry night, still feeling the warmth from Sweetie Belle on my legs.

"Guys, the town is about to send a search party!" Scootaloo yelled.

Sweetie Belle jumped off me.

"Oh no, oh no! Rarity is going to be so mad!" I panicked.

I nuzzled Mr human's leg one last time and licked it.

"Thank you for an amazing night, I need to go, I'm about to be grounded and the Apples are probably wondering where you are too."

"Yes please you better hurry back. I really enjoyed our night too." He agreed.

"Can we please do it again?" I asked hopefully.

"I will think about it." He said.

"Okay, I understand it scares you, I'll talk to you later, if I'm ever allowed out my room again." I said fearfully.

I joined Scootaloo on her scooter and in a flash we were off toward Ponyville. My heart was beating fast out of fear of my love still not wanting to date me again and even if he did about how mad my sister was going to be about me being late. I needed to think of a good excuse.

Author's Note

Felt like this was a good way to divide the first main plot point from the second.

Yep at least 5 more chapters ;)