Sweetie Belle Get You!

I was in the apple tree fields picking apples with Big Macintosh and Applejack. I realized the trees are so much smaller than I expected with the whole world seeming like a shrunken version of what I saw on the TV show. I was literally nearly able to reach the top of the trees with my arms and while it was a decent workout for them, it was the poor Apple family ponies that had to work really hard. Bucking the trees to shake down the apples must have been exhausting and showed me without doubt that I would not want to get into a fight with an earth pony. They were all still 4 times stronger than me.

I kept just pushing the collection bucket forward with my foot and throwing in all the apples I could reach. When shortly I saw something white in the distance. I squinted my eyes and realized she had a pink and purple mane.

Oh no not again.

I moved behind a tree hoping she didn't see me. I really didn't want to deal with this right now. In frustration I kicked the tree and it didn't budge one bit. Hurt the hell out of my leg though.

"Arrrg! Fuck!" I yelled.

Applejack galloped up to me, her orange coat and blonde mane really bright in the sunlight. She removed her hat and looked at me with concern.

"Ya'll okay mister?"

"Yeah i'm fine... I just stubbed my toe... I mean hoof."

"Okay take a break if ya like. You've saved us a lot of time anyway." She offered.

"Okay." I said and then sat down under a tree waiting for my doom to arrive, shouldn't be long now. This time I heard her when she was still many yards away.

"Hi Friend!" Sweetie Belle called out.

I put my face in my hand. Great I'm her friend now, so much for getting rid of her.

"Hi!" She called out again. "Just making sure I don't scare you this time sir!" She shouted.

Too late I was already terrified I thought. Well whatever I can blame any more boners on Fluttershy. Besides I'm not finding her so attractive any more with how much dread she fills me with. She had been galloping and finally reached me panting and gasping for air.

"Ahh... Mr... Human... glad I... found you." She struggled to say.

"Okay, what did you want me for?" I asked. I couldn't help but notice how cute she looked poking her tongue out like that... Dammit indecent thoughts go away.

"Oh I just... wanted to know how your day has been?" She asked.

"Decent I suppose." I replied flatly.

"Oh and how did it go with Fluttershy?" Sweetie inquired.

This might be my chance I thought. I should tell her I'm going to be spending all my time with my new mare-friend.

"Great actually we have arranged another date." I said.

She looked at me skeptically.

"Really? But?" She looked surprised.

"But?" I pressed on.

"Well I just, I guess." She looked confused and adorable like that. "Well, can I ask you something?"

"What?" I asked wondering what she was trying to say. I had my fantasies but I knew it would be foolish to entertain them.

Sweetie Belle took a deep breath and stamped a hoof down as she said loudly.

"Go out with me!"

I stood up and backed away from the intimidating tiny little filly. No come on this is ridiculous.

"I know you think you love Fluttershy, but give me a chance, please. I wanna date you, please!" She spurted out sounding hysterical.

I was stunned. if it were Fluttershy saying this I would be over the moon and I be shouting from the rooftops in happiness. But even though Sweetie Belle was so much... more adorable... hotter than Fluttershy or whatever it was. I felt scared and I knew what I had to do for both my sake and hers.

"What? No!" I said sharply and started walking off angrily.

"Why?" She called out.

"Because you are just a filly." I replied.

"That all, just because I'm a filly? Or do you hate me?" She kept asking incessantly.

"Yes, I hate you, I could never love an annoying little brat like you, go find someone your own age!" I spat back at her.

Then I heard her crying. I considered continuing to retreat, but I felt bad about how I treated her. I turned back around and saw her crying in a heap on the ground getting dirt all over her coat. I walked up to her, got down on my knees to try to get down to her level and I pat her on the back like a father trying to comfort his daughter.

"I'm sorry" I consoled. "But I can't go out with you because I'm an adult and you are a foal. You are a very pretty girl and I'm sure you will find someone at school."

"Y-y-you think I-I'm p-pretty?" She asked between sobs.

"Sure... why not." I confirmed.

"If I was an adult y-you would d-date me?" She asked.

I did not have to lie about that. I wish she was older, actually she turned out to be a hotter mare than Fluttershy anyway. According to fanart.

"Yes, I would. So maybe wait several more years and ask me then." I offered.

"But then you will be with Fluttershy, you lied." She accused.

"Well I'm just saying if something happens and I'm single then." I said.

"You lied." She repeated.

"About what Sweetie?"

"You didn't enjoy your date with Fluttershy, I watched you!" She hissed angrily.

"You spied on me?" I confirmed rather then asked. I wondered just how obsessed this poor foal had gotten with me over just the few days since I met her.

"Yes, you don't love Fluttershy, I saw." She accused.

"Sweetie you can't love someone in just a few days, that why I need more time to get Fluttershy to let me into her heart with more than one chat over tea. And you shouldn't be feeling so strong about someone you just met a few days ago. You are being childish." I explained.

"I bet you'll love me in one date." Sweetie said, sure of herself.

"Sweetie it doesn't matter, dating you would be against the law." I warned.

"Who has to know?" She asked.

"That's not what matters. What you are feeling for me is a silly childish crush. It would be immoral for me to make you think it's anything serious." I said.

Sweetie had stopped crying and sat up on her butt. Adorably. I wanted to hug her so much... Maybe I could, nothing wrong with that... I stared at her for a bit, then stood up and started to walk away again.

"I'm sorry Sweetie it's just the way it is. Now you better get home and forget all this silliness."

"No!" Sweetie screamed and it made my ears hurt.

"You said being with a foal is Illegal, right?" Sweetie stated with a grin on her face that scared me.

"Yeah." I confirmed.

"Well how about I go over to Applejack right now and tell her you had sex with me?"

"What?" I opened my eyes wide.

"Then I'll tell my sister Rarity!"

"Then I'll tell the whole school! that the mean human... raped me!" She shouted.

I was terrified. I had no idea this innocent little foal could be capable of such spite.

"Shhh! Someone will hear you.” I looked around in panic to see if Applejack or Big Macintosh were around.

"Good! MR HUMAN! RA...!" She tried to scream.

I was on her in an instant clamping her mouth shut.

"Shhh! Okay I get it, please. Just tell me what you want from me?" I asked as I let go of her muzzle.

"One date" She repeated.

"Sweetie..." I looked down at her sadly and I tried to weigh up my options. No one would believe if I claimed I was innocent of her accusations. I'm the weird creature from another world that many ponies were already suspicious of.

"Fine one date." I agreed.

"Yay!" She cheered and was suddenly back on her feet and happy.

"Okay well see me tomorrow and we will figure something out." I offered.

"Thank you Mr Human, or should I say coltfriend." She said smiling and winking at me.

"Don't get too ahead of yourself sweetie." I sighed and went to walk off again.

"And no more dates with Fluttershy not until I get to have mine." She called out after me.

I continued home shocked with what just happened. I was in so much trouble. I wasn't going to dare visit Fluttershy. Not now.