Chapter 1 - I'm a what?!

"Augh... My head... What happened?" I reached with my hoof on the aching and... Wait, hoof? Nonononono, that's not right. I got up and sat on the bed. Examining my body up and down, I realized that instead of hands and feet, now I had hooves. Looking at my back, I noticed a pair of wings and a tail with two shades of blue, the same color as my hair was at the time. My whole body was covered with gray fur. Looking at a mirror that was near the bed, I saw what looked like my avatar of the site where I write texts, only appearing to be younger. I stared at the mirror, trying to process what was happening. I could not remember anything of what happened last night. All I remember is having called Discord of stupid lizard and...

"Enjoying the new look?" Discord said, floating around the room.

"Discord! What did you do to me?"

"This is for having called me a stupid lizard! I'm a Draconequus!"

"I don't even know what this is!" And then I heard two voices behind the door.

"I am serious! I heard something in his room!" Said the first voice.

"Don't be silly, Rarity! He went to a camp with the Cutie Mark Crusaders and..."

"Are they talking about me? Ow! My head still hurts a lot! With what you hit me Discord? A baseball bat?" I said.

"Actually, a iron baseball bat." He said showing me the bat. "I remember that it was with this bat that I made the point of victory in the game that happened a long time ago."

"You play baseball?"

"Baseball? No, no, I'm talking about golf!"

"And you play golf with a baseball bat?"

"What? It's easier that way!"

"Some times I wonder what your creator was thinking when he designed you... But back to the important matter, what you done to me? And where am I?"

"Well, I hate long explanations, so here's a summary of your new life."

"Wait, new life? But what about my former life?"

"Do not worry about it." He pointed to the wall where a smoke circle began to show some pictures, which I recognized as my home. And lying on the couch watching TV was...

"That's me? How come? I am here! Or am I there? Is that a dream?"

"No, all you're seeing is real. You see, even being a lord of chaos, I have to take care of certain things. In order to get something from another dimension I need to replace it with something similar and..."

"Yeah, yeah, the dimensional thing. I've heard of that."

"So back to the summary of your life, your name is Lightning Blaze Sparks, you have nine years, you do not have a Cutie Mark yet, you are a Pegasus and will start to go to school next year , you're son of Princess Twilight Sparkle and Rarity and your sister is Rainbow Dash. Oh, and she is three years older than you."

"Twilight is already a princess?"

"Duh, you think the walls of your room are made of crystal why?"

"You have a point here. But how will you explain to everyone my behavior change?"

"Your head still hurt?"

"A lot. Thanks to you."

"So it's pretty simple. You went camping with the Cutie Mark Crusaders last night, but as it was very dark, you didn't see the branch on which you stumbled and hit your head on a rock. I found you earlier today and brought to your room, going through that window there on top, but with the blow, you got amnesia."

"Do you think this story is going to work?"

"Of course it will, after all, this really happened. And to confirm, the CMC should be coming in three... two... one..." At that moment the door opens and I'm surprised by a trio of energetic fillies asking questions.

"Are you okay?"

"That hurts?"

"You didn't say you could see in the dark?"

"Girls, girls, please." Discord said. "Give some space for him! He does not remember anything that happened."

"Then he has amenisoa?" Asked the orange pegasus.

"Amnesia." The yellow earth pony corrected.

"Really? So in this case, hi Blaze. I'm your girlfriend!" Said the white unicorn.

"Really? You actually thought I would belive this?"

"Nice try Sweetie." Discord said. "You know very well that he is your nephew. Now, you better let him have some rest."

"Okay. Ah need ta go help Applejack. C'mon girls! Good-bye Bliss!"

"Blaze."

"Whatever."

As they left the room, I looked at Discord. "So, what now?"

"Now your 'mothers' and 'sister' are coming to see you."

"Okay. You better help me with this." As soon as I said it, Twilight, Rarity and Rainbow Dash entered the room with a look of concern.

"Blaze! Thanks Celestia you're okay!" Twilight said hugging me. I wanted to complain, but something about that hug made me feel safe, like if she was really my mother. "Rainbow Dash, I told you to keep an eye on Blaze!"

"It wasn't my fault! I didn't saw that branch too!"

"Discord, is everything allright with him?" Rarity asked.

"He is fine. But he has amnesia. I've told a few things to him, but I think it's better you tell the rest."

"Okay. Thanks for the help Discord." Twilight said. "Now Blaze, I'll tell everything you need to know."

"... And then Pinkie cloned herself and we were worried by what could happen to Ponyville..."

"... And Rainbow Dash said 'no way' and you said 'really?' and I said 'stop it!' and..."

"... And when I put the last key on the box..."

"... And then Spike made a mess in your room because of an accident with his flames..."

"And then Diamond Tiara come to me and said that she was in love with you and-"

"Wait, what was that last part?"

"Ops! That was supposed to be a secret!"

"A secret? Why would you hide this from m-"

BONK!

"Discord! What was that for?" Twilight asked while checking if I was okay.

"You said that this was supposed to be a secret. Now, he won't remember what you told him."

"Augh..." I said waking up. "What's happening? Where am I?"

"*sigh* I guess I'll have to explain everything to you again..."

"Now you remember dear?" Rarity asked, sounding very bored of hearing Twilight's explanations.

"I guess so..." I said.

"Now you better get some sleep. You had a rough day, so a little rest will help you recover." Twilight said

"Okay. Good night, mom." Wait, did I really said that? What's happening to me?

"Good night, my little Spark."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

"*yawn* Man, I slept like a rock."

"Really? What kind of rock?"

"Well, you see I... Wait, Pinkie Pie? How did you get in my room?"

"Uh, duh, I went through that window you left open up there, silly!"

"Anyway, what are you doing here?"

"Don't you remember? We are going to take a walk through the Everfree Forest with your sister and the Crusaders today!"

"The Everfree Forest? I don't think that this is a good idea."

"Ha, you coward!"

"Hey! I'm not coward! And to prove that for you, I'll lead the way through the Everfree Forest!"

"Yeah!"

"Just give me some time to take some books."

"Aw, shit!"

"Pinkie! Language, please!"

"He he, sorry."