Chapters Author's Note
Listen the parody here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SEu1YnEAdk
I Hate This Parody
"I hate this rap song!" Eminem shouted.
He hated the parody someone made from his hit song The Real Slim Shady. Sure other people have done this but this one crossed the line because it had My Little Pony in it. The Real Pink Pony is the name of the video. He hated it. There was nothing he could do about it. Many people send it to him and kept telling him about it. All he knew was this show had talking ponies talking about friendship.
"I swear if those ponies where real I would kick there asses." Eminem said to himself
"Whatever I got to go to bed."
Eminem headed to bed his phone kept ringing telling him he got a message. He knew what someone send him. He turned off his phones and groaned. He had to let it go he had a concert tomorrow he'd feel better once he saw his fans.
"I shouldn't stress so much about it." Eminem said.
Finally he closed his eyes and fell asleep. Once morning hit he checked his phone and saw he had thirty messages all of them the parody. He kept his cool though. He thought if he ignored it this thing would go by and a new thing will come along and everyone will start talking about that. Hopefully the new thing won't have anything to do with him. Night time came along and the concert went well. His fans where cheering like crazy. After the concert he went backstage. A bunch a people had backstage passes and he was signing autographs left and right. Then an interviewer came.
"Hey Eminem you mind if I do an interview." the interview said.
"Yeah no problem." Eminem said.
Eminem figured the interview was gonna be live. He saw a camera man and the interviewer getting ready.
"Hello everyone my names Marvin from live news and where live with Eminem and he just finished his concert so Eminem how do you think the concert went?" Marvin asked.
"I think it went pretty well all my concerts go well you know what am saying." Eminem said.
"Yes I know what you're saying." "So how do you compare yourself with all the other rappers of today?" Marvin asked.
"Well their good but I'm way better and that's the truth you know what I'm saying." Eminem said.
"Yes I know what you're saying." Marvin said looking pretty annoyed every time Eminem said that.
Eminem decided to put a smile on his face and answer the questions normally. After a couple more questions there was one more.
"One more question what do you think about that parody The Real Pink Pony which is based on your hit song The Real Slim Shady?" Marvin asked.
Eminem's smile faded his eye's where full a rage. He tried to stay calm but he couldn't hold it in anymore. He grabbed the guys mic and let it all out.
"Enough with that parody I get it alright it makes fun of my song! Can't we just forget about it? I keep getting messages and messages from many fans that watch that shit and telling me what I think about it Well here's my answer I'm pissed and those ponies can shove that song up
there!"
Before Eminem could finish that sentence Marvin grabbed the mic and the news studio decided to pull the plug. Everyone was staring at Eminem. The fans had phones recording all of it. He knew what was going online tonight. It was on live T.V. it'll be all over the news. Eminem's freak out is what he thought the tittle would be.
Eminem had enough he went to the tour bus and decided to just sleep. That song will follow him for the rest of his life. He just embarrassed himself in front of a million people. His career was over. A couple of minutes he was about to crash when all of a sudden he felt like he was falling. He tried to grab on to something but he couldn't. he couldn't open his eyes or move. All he could do was scream. He screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Bam!"
He hit his head on something, making Eminem blackout
*Bam*
That loud noise woke up Twilight and Spike. It was raining hard in Ponyville that night.
"What was that?" Spike asked.
"I don't know it's pretty windy outside it must have been something flowing in the wind." Twilight said.
She got out of bed to see what hit her tree. She grabbed her raincoat off her rack and went outside. She went outside and saw a pony near her tree. She was shocked, why would a pony be out in this kind of weather. She used her magic to pick him up and went back inside and turned on the lights.
"Spike get me a towel!" Twilight shouted.
"What did you find outside?" Spike asked
Spike's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. There was a stallion Twilight was carrying. She went upstairs and Spike went to go get a towel. Twilight set him on her bed and Spike came up with the towel. Twilight enveloped the towel with her magic and wrapped it around the stallion. She looked at the stallion closely. He had a gold mane , white coat , and he was an earth pony. Twilight has never seen him around Ponyville before.
"Do you know him?" Spike asked.
"Nope, he has to be new but what was he doing in the rain?" Twilight asked.
Twilight knew that this must have been the loud noise they heard. The stallion must have been pushed by the wind and hit the back of his head on Twilight's tree. There was a bump forming on the back of his head. Suddenly the stallions eyes where fluttering open Twilight saw that his eye color was green.
"Uh what the hay happened? I got such a headache." Eminem said.
He looked around and saw Twilight and Spike.
"Oh Hello, you must be Twilight from My little Pony and that must be your dragon Spike." Eminem said and closed his eyes and tried to go back to sleep. Then his eyes opened wide and he looked at them. His left eye started twitching. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.
"Uh hello how do you know my name? Have we met before?" Twilight asked.
"What the buck you two aren't real!" Eminem shouted
"Hey watch your language mister." Twilight said.
"I was trying to say fu- fu- okay I guess I can't curse this has to be a dream." Eminem said.
"Uh sir, you're not dreaming and what do you mean me and Spike aren't real?" Twilight asked.
Eminem saw he had a hoof but he didn't care he was going to wake up from this dream so he punched himself in the face.
*Wack*
"Ah pony feathers that bucking hurt!" Eminem shouted.
Eminem felt the pain of the punch now he knew he wasn't dreaming. Twilight and Spike stared at him confused wondering why the stallion just hit himself.
"Alright sir do you mind telling us why you just hit yourself?" Twilight asked.
Eminem now knew that he was not dreaming. He couldn't believe this was happening. The cartoon My Little Pony was real and he was in it. The characters where real as well. There where two standing right in front of him. Eminem knew he had to relax Twilight and Spike where looking at him like he was crazy. He had to relax and talk to them.
"Sorry about all that. My name is Eminem or Marshall but call me Eminem or Slim Shady. I'm sorry I kind of freaked out back there but waking up somewhere you thought wasn't real is pretty insane. Twilight and Spike believe it or not i'm from another world called Earth where you two are fictional characters in a cartoon show. I'm also not supposed to be a pony i'm supposed to be a human. I didn't think you where real but now that I'm standing here I guess I was wrong."
Twilight looked at him and finally everything was starting to make sense. Still she didn't know what a human was.
"So you're not from Equestria and you thought we where fake but know that your here you know where not?" Twilight asked
"Yup." Eminem said.
"One more question, what is a human?" Twilight asked.
"Picture a pony with no fur only on its head, some other parts and walks on two legs." Eminem said.
Twilight thought about it she didn't think that human's where very attractive creatures.
"I got a question for you. how do I gett back to my world?" Eminem asked
"Maybe Princess Celestia knows." Spike said.
"Yeah, I will write a letter to her and see what she can do." Twilight said.
"Princess who now? you have to slow down I'm new to this world. I only know a little bit of it when reading about your world in my world." Eminem said.
"Sorry, but don't worry I bet Princess Celestia well get you back to your world in no time but now I think we should sleep, it is late." Twilight said.
Eminem remembered his concert did end late.
"Your right, let's sleep will fix everything tomorrow. So I guess a Princess rules this world?" Eminem asked.
"Yup, but before we go to bed what does your cutie mark mean?" Twilight asked.
"My what?" Eminem asked.
"Look at your flank." Twilight said.
Eminem saw that his cutie mark was a microphone.
"What is that a tattoo!" Eminem shouted.
"No it's your cutie mark it tells you what your special talent is. Every pony has one so do you know what it stands for?" Twilight asked.
Eminem knew what his cutie mark was all about.
"I'm a rapper and I guess that's my special talent." Eminem said.
"Oh can you rap one song?" Twilight asked.
"Eh my song is for the more mature type let's just go to bed." Eminem said.
Twilight decided that he was right so she gave him an extra mattress to sleep on. Spike couldn't believe this stallion was from another world but Twilight believed him so he was gong to believe what she believed. Eminem couldn't believe this was happening but it was. He hope that all of this would be fixed in the morning.
Eminem woke up sniffing he smelled something yummy downstairs. His eyes fluttered open and when he looked around he remembered what happened last night after the concert. He was still stuck in Equestria.
"Eminem wake up breakfast is ready!" Twilight shouted.
Eminem decided he would eat first and see if he can find a way out of this pony world. Eminem looked at the food and gave it a confused look.
"What the buck is this? You expect me to eat this manure?" Eminem shouted.
"Hey man watch your language! I made the food you might as well try it." Spike said.
"Yeah, try it, Spike makes a good breakfast." Twilight said while eating her sandwich.
Eminem rolled his eyes and picked up a sandwich. He had no idea how he was picking it up with his hoof's but he really didn't care. He looked at the sandwich and what was inside. Inside the sandwich had daffodil's, and daisies. He took a bite and it tasted like a normal sandwich. so he ate the rest and kept eating all the weird food. It may have been weird but it tasted good to him so he didn't care. Eminem kept eating until his stomach was satisfied.
"Alright Eminem, if your done eating I think it's about time we send a letter to the princess to see if she can help you get back home." Twilight said.
"Yeah I guess so." Eminem said
Twilight wrote the letter and showed it to Eminem to see if it was good for his standards.
Dear Princess Celestia
There appears to be a problem. A stallion who says he's not supposed to be a stallion and says he comes from a world called earth needs to get back to his world. I have no idea what this world he is talking about also he says he is a human being which I've never heard of before. Please write back as soon as possible if you can help us.
Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle.
"I guess that's good enough." Eminem said.
Twilight gave the letter to Spike, then he blew fire on it and Eminem eyes widened.
"What the buck! I'm about to kick you horse apples you bucking dragon! Why did you just burn the letter?" Eminem asked
"Relax Eminem, he just sent the letter he has magic in his fire which sends it to the princess." Twilight said.
"Uh I don't get this world and I can't even curse properly." Eminem said.
"What do you mean? you just cursed at me a lot." Spike said
"I was trying to say I'm about to kick you ba- ba- ba- ah pony feathers forger it." Eminem said with a mad look.
"Do you mind watching your language before I wash your mouth with soup?" Twilight said.
"Alright I'll try to control my language." Eminem said.
Then Spike burped out a letter from the princess. Eminem just found that weird. Spike began to read it out loud.
"My faithful student Twilight" "I have gotten your letter. This has happened before with another human named Lauren Faust. Please come to Canterlot as soon as possible. We must talk in privacy and I may be able to help this human."
"Sincerely, Princess Celestia"
"Who's Lauren?" Twilight asked.
"She's the creator of this world. I read about her while researching about this show when the parody got popular." Eminem said.
Twilight's eyes widened. Her mouth hung open. Eminem looked at her confused.
"She is the creator of Equstria! and she lives in your world?" Twilight shouted shock.
"Yup, but what is this place called Canterlot we need to get to?" Eminem said.
"It's a kingdom and we can get there on a train Spike stay here and if any pony asks where I am tell them I'll be back later today." Twilgiht said.
"Will do." Spike said saluting.
With that Twilight and Eminem went out the door. Every pony was staring at Eminem. Ponyville was a small town so the ponies were shocked to see a new pony. Eminem decided to ignore it but on pony came up to them.
"Hi Twilight who this stallion is he new to town! Oh my gosh we have to throw him a welcome to Ponyville party!" Pinkie Pie shouted.
"Actually Pinkie Pie where kind of busy-" Twilight was interrupted by Eminem.
"You! You're the one! You're the one that made a parody of my song!" Eminem shouted.
Twilight wondered what Eminem was talking about. She was also confused when Eminem said something about a parody back at the library.
"Uh what do you mean mister?" Pinkie Pie asked still smiling while Eminem was looking at her with a cold hard stare.
"Don't play dumb with me! You know what I'm talking about!" Eminem shouted at Pinkie.
"Sir, I don't understand." Pinkie said a little nervous.
"You little dumb pony! You think you can make fun of me and get away with it?" Eminem shouted.
"Sir, please! I'm just a super-duper party pony and I just wanted to invite you to a party." Pinkie said scared with a fake smile.
"NO! Also, your parties are lame!" Eminem shouted right in Pinkie's face.
Pinkie stood there wide-eyed. No one ever told her that her parties where lame. Her eyes filled up with tears and she started to cry. Eminem then saw what he did. He didn't mean for her to cry. Then he remembered that song was made by a fan not the real pink pony he was shouting at. He couldn't believe what he had done. He saw a pony walking by with some pies and got an idea. He grabbed a pie.
"Hey Pinkie, watch this." Eminem said
He walked up to Pinkie Pie and Smashed it in his face. Pinkie stopped crying and started to laugh.
"I'm sorry about what I said. I didn't mean it." Eminem said while getting the pie off his face.
"It's alright, do you still want to come to the party?" Pinkie asked
"Maybe later Twilight and I need to go to Canterlot." Eminem said.
"Alright, I'll get your party ready for when you come back. Also, one more thing. Can you tell me your name." Pinkie said.
Eminem was going home once he and Twilight meet with the princesses. So he used a fake name just for laughs.
"My name is Slim Shady." Eminem said.
"Well it's nice to meet you Slim Shady. I have to get your party ready." Pinkie said and zoomed off.
"What was that all about?" Twilight asked.
"In my world, I made a song called The Real Slim Shady. Some fans that like your show made a parody of my song and I blamed it on Pinkie Pie because she was singing it. However it's not true in this world that she sang it." Eminem said.
"What about the fake name?" Twilight asked.
"It doesn't matter, once we get to Canterlot i'm going home so I just decided to say it." Eminem said.
"Alright, well lets get to the train station and I'll let Pinkie down nicely that your not coming back." Twilight said.
They went to the train station and Twilight bought the tickets to Canterlot and they got on board. Eminem looked out the window it was amazing how the scenery looked like. Nature everywhere. Where he travels he sees flashing lights and cars. He felt relaxed when he was looking out the window. Twilight noticed and decided not to let him out of his trance. A few hours later they made it to Canterlot. Some royal guards where waiting for them to take them to the princesses and they looked at Eminem strangely.
"Don't look at me like that just escort us to the Princesses." Eminem said.
The royal guards did as they where told. Eminem didn't know how the princesses look or where they lived. Once he saw the castle his eyes widened. They entered the castle and he looked everywhere. He was amazed by the windows showing pictures of amazing things. Finally they went to two big doors and entered. Standing there where two big ponies. Eminem saw one looked dark and one was bright as snow. There manes where flowing without wind which Eminem thought was weird. He saw there cutie marks as well. The one bright as snow had a sun while the one that was dark had a moon. They just stared at him and Twilight also.
"Ummm, hello." Eminem said.
"Are you the human?" Celestia asked.
"Yes." Eminem said.
"Well sir we have bad news." Luna said.
"What are you two talking about?" Eminem asked.
"We thought we could send you home. But apparently, our spell didn't work, the only way for you to get back home is to learn what friendship is." Celestia said.
Eminem's left eye twitched.
"What?" Eminem said through clenched teeth.
Twilight knew what was going to happen so she covered her ears with her hooves.
"What the buck did you just say lunar and solar plot? I have to learn what friendship is! That's bucking manure! You bucking princesses can't help me at all! Well buck you! Also Buck your bucking creator! I-" Eminem was cut off by Twilight covering his mouth and giving him a face telling him to shut up.
"Where sorry mister, um, whats your name?" Celestia asked a little nervous because of Eminem's outbreak.
"Slim Shady." Eminem said.
"Well Slim Shady, I'm sorry, but we did all that we could do. Lauren knew what friendship was, so she left quickly and easily. However, you're stuck here until you learn what friendship is." Celestia said.
"That may take awhile. So where am I going to stay solar plot?" Eminent asked.
"He will stay with me and watch your language." Twilight said.
"Fine." Eminem said.
"Very well, and one more thing Silm my name is-." Celestia was cut off by Eminem.
"Yeah yeah I know it's Celestia." Eminem said.
"What's this other one named?' Eminem asked.
Luna spoked up, "It's Luna."
In the end Twilight and Eminem left Canterlot and headed back home.
"Listen, if your going to stay with me you will have to pull your own weight." Twilight said on the train.
"What do you mean by that?" Eminem asked.
"You got to clean up after yourself, be nice , don't be a potty mouth, and pay to stay in my home." Twilight said.
"How? I don't have a job to earn money." Eminem said.
"I will find you one. Now get ready, remember, Pinkie Pie is throwing you a welcome to Ponyville party." Twilight said smirking.
Eminem pouted, he was going to be here for a while.
Once Eminem and Twilight finally made it back to Ponyville Eminem didn't see any pony around. He wondered where every pony was and Twilight was trying to hide her grin she knew where every pony was. They both went to the library and all the lights were turned off.
"Why are all the lights turned off?" Eminem asked.
"Surprise!!!!" Every pony from Ponyville shouted when the lights turned on.
Eminem was shocked when Pinkie said she would throw a party she wasn't kidding every pony from Ponyville came.
"Hi Slim, do you like the party?" Pinkie asked.
"Pinkie I....... I...... love it." Eminem said.
Eminem has been to many parties but mostly people came for different people. This whole party was dedicated to him. He felt happy. Twilight grabbed Eminem from the neck and brought him to meet her other friends.
" Slim meet my friends, Applejack, Rainbow dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and you already know Pinkie Pie." Twilight said
"Nice to meet you partner." Applejack said a little strange though.
"Slim Shady, a strange name but it's a pleasure to meet you." Rarity said.
"He... he..... hello." Fluttershy whispered.
"What up Slim?" Rainbow Dash said.
"It's nice to meet all of you." Eminem said.
"Just one question Slim, where are you from?" Applejack asked.
'Um, I'm from Canterlot." Eminem said quickly.
"Oh my you are? You must tell me about your life in Canterlot." Rarity said.
"Yeah, you should." Applejack said glaring at him.
"Oh.. well.. um.... I." Eminem didn't know what to say luckily he was saved by Pinkie interrupting the conversation.
"Well, lets party!" Pinkie said and every pony and Eminem went to dance.
However Applejack still glared at Eminem.
"Why is he lying?" Applejack whispered to herself.
The party went on for a while. Eminem even got to try apple cider and he thought it was the best thing he ever drank. However Applejack never took her eyes off him. Every time some pony asked him a question about his home town or his child hood he would always lie. Applejack knew all the lies he was saying. She even knew Twilight was lying about his name but she thought nothing about it. She thought maybe that his original name was embarrassing. However Eminem kept lying and Applejack was getting more suspicious.
Eminem was eating cupcakes when he felt something touching his leg he looked down and saw three fillies looking at him.
"Hey mister, how did you get you cutie mark?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Yeah, and how old where you when you got it?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"What does it mean?" Scootaloo asked.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, to answer your questions I got my cutie mark cause i'm good at rapping, and I was your age when I got it, and it means i'm a good rapper." Eminem said.
"Cool." Scootaloo said.
At the end of the party every pony left and Eminem decided it was time for bed. Twilight told him he had to get up early so they can go to his new job. Eminem thought what job Twilight had in mind. He shook it off and fell asleep wondering how everyone is doing in his world. He has been gone one whole day. He hopes everyone is not to worried about him.
In the morning Eminem was woken up early making him angry. Still when Twilight took him to his job he was real mad.
"Are you bucking kidding me? A job at a fast food restaurant! What the buck are you thinking? You buckin pile of manure!" Eminem said.
"Hey, it's the best I could do and they pay well. You already got the job when I talk to the manager last night at the party." Twilight said.
When they went inside Eminem say what the ponies where eating. No meat at all just hay fries, hay burgers , and some onion hooves. When the manager say them he smiled. He whispered to a mare and she went to the back. Eminem looked at the manager he looked like a pretty nice guy and he looked very dedicated to the job he had.
"Welcome to Hay Burger. I guess you must be my new employee." The manager said looking at Eminem.
"Yes, my name is Slim Shady and you are?" Eminem asked.
"I'm Hayer and it's nice to meet you Slim. One off my employee's should be back sooner or later with your uniform. Your job is simple, take orders, be nice to customers, make the food, and work the register. Can you do all that?" Hayer asked.
"Yes, I guess." Eminem said.
Later a mare came back with Eminem's clothes. Twilight realized it was Lyra. She was wondering why she was working here but she needed to get back home for something important. Twilight told Eminem to watch his mouth, and please be nice to the customers. After that she left. Eminem had to work eight hours toady. He got dressed in a red shirt and cap. He also had a name tag that said Slim on it. He got behind the register and was ready to serve the customers.
"May I take your order?" Eminem said to his Thirteenth customer today.
Then he noticed it was those three fillies again that asked him about his cutie mark at the party.
"Hey, It's Slim, Why you working here Slim?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Oh, It's you three again. Well, I'm working here because I need money. Still I never got your names, what are they?" Eminem asked.
"I'm Apple Bloom." Apple Bloom said.
"I'm Sweetie Belle." Sweetie Belle said.
I'm Scootaloo." Scootaloo said.
"And together we are, The Cutie Mark Crusaders." They said in unison
"O......kay, well, what do you won't to order?" Eminem asked.
They where about to reply until two filly's pushed them out of the way. Eminem saw one had a Diamond on her head and it was her cutie mark as well. The other one had glasses and had a spoon with a heart for a cutie mark. He realized The Cutie Mark Crusaders didn't have cutie marks.
"One order of onion hoofs and make it quick!" Diamond Tiara shouted.
"Excuse me, but these ponies where here before you two." Eminem said.
"Who cares their blank flanks, we're more important because we got our cutie marks and they don't." Diamond Tiara said.
Her and Sliver Spoon laughed. Eminem thought these girls where real jerks. The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked sad. Eminem was pissed off and was about to explode on the filly until she said one thing.
"Hurry up with my order, my dad owns this place and they hire the likes of you I mean really." Diamond Tiara said.
Eminem was real pissed but he couldn't do anything to this girl or else he would get fired so he went to go make the onion hooves. Once the onion hooves where done Eminem got an idea. He smiled devilishly and made sure no one was watching. He started spitting on Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's onion hooves. He came back giving them their order trying to hold back his grin. Diamond didn't have to pay since her dad owned the place. Once Diamond and Silver soon took a bite of their onion hooves Eminem saw the saliva strings attached to the onion hooves they just ate and try to hold back his laugh. The Cutie Mark Crusaders saw it and laughed out loud they knew what Eminem did. Eminem couldn't hold back his laughter and started laughing with the Crusaders.
"What are you all laughing at?" Diamond Tiara asked.
"Oh nothing, just enjoy your onion hooves." Eminem said.
Diamond and Silver Spoon walked away eating more of their onion hooves.
"Slim, that was hilarious." Scootaloo said.
"My sister might have thought that was uncivilized, but that was funny." Sweetie Belle said.
"Yeah, that was so funny they totally deserved it." Apple Bloom said.
"Your welcome, so you three wanna order?" Eminem asked.
The Crusaders order hay burgers and once Eminem came back with them he told them he didn't spit on them. The Crusaders left with their order and the first day off the job was coming to an end.
"Well Slim, your shifts over." Hayer said.
"Thanks I'm heading home." Eminem said.
When Eminem was heading home he thought off what he did and how it reminded him of his song
"Hello Slim Shady, if that's even your real name." Applejack said.
Eminem turned around and saw Applejack glaring at him
"Hi Applejack, what can I do for you?" Eminem asked.
"Why are you lying about everything." Applejack said.
Before Eminem could answer Applejack grabbed his hoofs and tied them.
"What the buck are you doing?" Eminem shouted.
"I know the truth, you're a changeling aren't ya?" Applejack shouted.
Eminem tried to talk but Applejack taped his mouth shut before he could. Every pony was looking but Applejack told them not to interfere.
"Your going to tell me the truth about yourself Slim. If that's even your real name!" Applejack shouted dragging Eminem to the farm.
Eminem was in trouble.
"You ready to transform back to your normal self?" Applejack shouted at Eminem.
Eminem was tied to a chair in a shed with his mouth taped over. Eminem would tell her the truth if Applejack would get the tape off, however she kept on bucking telling him to show that he is a changeling. She is bucking not holding back hurting him a lot. Still Eminem didn't know what a changeling was so all he could do was get ready for the hits Applejack was throwing at him.
Twilight was starting to get worried Eminem should be back by now. Spike was getting worried as well. They decided to look for him. They went to Hay Burger to see if he was there however Hayer said he left an hour ago saying he was going home. Twilight started asking if anyone saw him and one pony responded.
"Oh yeah, he's that stallion Applejack tied up." The stranger said.
Twilight and Spike where shocked. Twilight started to run off to Sweet Apple Acres wondering why Applejack would do that. When Twilight was running though she bumped into The Cutie Mark Crusaders. Twilight looked at Apple Bloom.
"Apple Bloom, is Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres?" Twilight asked.
"Yeah, why?" Apple Bloom asked.
Twilight just told The Crusaders to follow her and Spike to the farm. Once they made it they looked for Applejack but she was nowhere to be found until they heard bucking coming from inside the shed. When Twilight opened it The Crusaders, Spike, and Twilight where in shocked. Eminem was tied up with his mouth taped shut with Applejack bucking him.
"Show your true form!" Applejack shouted.
"Applejack, stop!" Twilight said.
Applejack tried to buck Eminem again but heard Twilight and got distracted so instead of to bucking Eminem in the gut, she accidently bucked him in his nuts. Eminem screamed in pain muffled by the tape.
"Ouch." Apple Bloom said
Spike flinched he had no idea how much that hurt but he knew it wasn't pleasant. He could just feel some of the pain by watching it.
"Applejack, what are doing?" Twilight asked.
"I'm trying to show Slim, if that's even his real name, is a changeling." Applejack said.
Twilight saw Eminem trying to tell her to remove the tape from his mouth so she did. She ripped it off causing Eminem to scream again.
"Ow! First of all, that buckin hurt! Getting kicked in the jewels, I mean what the hay! You mother bucker! You want the truth? Fine! My real name is Eminem or Marshall and sometimes The Real Slim Shady! I'm not a changeling! I'm not from Canterlot! I'm from a far away place that I would rather not talk about! Now, can someone untie me from this buckin chair?" Eminem shouted
Applejack knew he was telling the truth and she knew what she did was wrong, so she untied Eminem.
"Slim, I mean Marshall or Eminem." Apple Bloom said, coming to see if he was okay.
"Just call me Slim." Eminem said.
"Are you okay?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Yeah, are you alright?" Scootaloo asked.
"I'm fine." Eminem responded.
"Applejack, what where you thinking? Slims our friend. I mean, he even pulled a prank on Diamond Tiara and Sliver Spoon by spitting in there-
Apple Bloom was cut off by Slim looking at her with a face telling her don't tell her that.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that it's just that I thought... I'm sorry Slim." Applejack said.
"It's cool, just lets kept this between us that I'm from somewhere else and all. Alright?" Eminem said.
"Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye." Applejack said with Eminem giving her a weird look but decided that was a yes.
After that Twilight took Eminem to her house and The Crusaders asked if that could play with him after work tomorrow and he said he would like to.
"Look, I'm sorry for what Applejack did to you, but what was Apple Bloom about to say before you cut her off?" Twilight asked.
"Oh well you see two ponies came up that where rude to them and asked for onion hooves. So to get back at them, I spit on the onion hooves." Eminem said smiling nervously.
"Ew, that's gross, why did you do that?" Twilight asked.
"Hey, I was trying to help my friends out." Eminem said.
Twilight stopped walking.
"Wait, there your friends?" Twilight asked.
"Yeah, I guess, they treat me like one." Eminem said.
"Well, I guess you learned some friendship, even though it wasn't nice, you at least made friends." Twilight said.
"Hey, your right." Eminem said smiling happily.
"Nice one Eminem." Spike said giving him a thumbs up.
They made it back to the library and decided to hit the hay since Eminem did have to work again tomorrow.
Eminem next day at work was easy. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon came again ordering the same thing. Eminem gave them the usual with a side of his saliva. He still can't believe he got away with it and how those fillies weren't seeing it. However it was a nice stress reliever. He has been gone for quite a while from his world he wondered how many people and fans where worried about where he was. He wondered if they have even made it public yet or kept it a secret that he just disappeared.
A few hours later Lyra put up a poster on the window that said open mic night. Eminem looked at it. He did miss rapping but he didn't think the ponies would like his music. However he saw on the poster only ponies eighteen or older may enter. Eminem would think about it
Awhile later Rarity came in to the fast food restaurant. Eminem thought what was she doing her. He thought she would be ordering from a fancy restaurant then this fast food place.
"I would like two hay burgers, two double hay burger, a salad, and three hay fries to go." Rarity asked then she noticed who she was talking to.
"Slim, what are doing working here?" she asked with a shocked expression.
"I'm here to pay rent for Twilight. Question, what are you doing ordering food from here?" Eminem asked.
"My sister Sweetie Belle and her friends wanted Hay Burgers. Believe me, I hardly order food from here." Rarity said looking a the menu disgusted.
"Well you'll be my last order of my shift I'm pretty much done after this. Hey, do you mind if I tag along? I promised I would hang out with your sister and her friends after my shift." Eminem asked
"Of course, this will be the first time you'll see my Boutique." Rarity said excited.
After Eminem made her order and gave it to her he followed Rarity to her Boutique. He saw pony manikins, nice dresses, tuxedos, and lots of other things.
"Wow these clothes are beautiful you make them all yourself?" Eminem asked.
"Yes I do, it is very hard but it's my destiny, because it what my cutie mark is telling me. What's yours telling you?" Rarity asked.
"Oh, mine? it's.. well.. I'm... a... rapper." Eminem said.
"Really? why don't you sing one of your songs?" Rarity asked.
Eminem thought about it he liked rapping and he wanted to sing so bad. Before he could even say yes he started singing a verse from one of his songs:
"The clock's run out
time's up, over, blaow
Snap back to realiy
Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit
he choked He's so mad
but he won't give up that Easy
no He won't have it
he knows his whole back's to these ropes it don't matter
he's dope, He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows when he goes back to his mobile home
that's when it's, Back to the lab again
yo, this whole rhapsody he better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him." Eminem sang.
Rarity looked at him with her jaw wide open. Eminem thought she didn't like it.
"That was wonderful, and that was just a simple verse, oh you must sing much more." Rarity said with a smile one here face.
Eminem was shocked however he knew Rarity wasn't lying with that smile.
"Uh... Thanks." Eminem said surprised
"By the way, where are the Cutie Mark Crusaders?" Eminem asked.
"Oh there upstairs in Sweetie Belle's room, you can go play with them now, thanks for the short performance." Rarity said.
Eminem went upstairs to Sweetie Belle's room and saw the girls with capes on.
"What up crusaders?" Eminem asked and the Crusaders turned around.
"Eminem, your here!" Sweetie Belle said excited.
"We got something for you." Scootaloo said going to the drawers to get something.
She came back with a cape looking like there's but much bigger. He looked at it and Scootaloo gave it to him. He looked at it with wide eyes and started to smile. He knew the Crusaders put so much work in this cape.
"Thank you. This is so nice." Eminem said smiling and he put it on.
"Now you're a true member of the Crusaders." Apple Bloom said.
" Thanks, So you wanna go out see what we can do?" Eminem asked
"Yeah." the Crusaders said in unison.
Eminem said to Rarity that he was taking the Crusaders out and she said it was alright but she also said to be careful. They where going to go bowling until a salespony caught the attention.
"Step right up and try the new amazing cart she drives like a dream with a wheel inside that you control! The first ride is free!" The salespony shouted catching Eminem's attention.
He was shaking the keys telling any pony that they can take it for a ride. He looked at the Crusaders who smiled at him telling him to do it. He took the keys and extent the Crusaders followed him to the cart. He started driving normally at first but then started doing some twist and turns. the Crusaders where scared at first but then they started to cheer. Eminem stuck his head out doing a donut catching peoples attention.
"I don't give a buck!" Eminem shouted while doing donuts.
"We also don't give a buck!" the Crusaders said in unison.
All of a sudden a comet fell from the sky and landed in front of the cart. It was a Pegasus, Eminem hit the brakes. Luckily the cart brakes where good, so he didn't hit the pegasus.
"What did you just say Scootaloo?" An angry Rainbow Dash asked.
Eminem and the Crusaders smiled nervously. They got out of the car and gave the keys to the salespony and went up to Rainbow Dash. They where in huge trouble.
Later on, the Crusaders and Eminem where getting shouted by Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight.
"Apple Bloom, you shouldn't be saying words like that!" Applejack shouted.
"Sweetie Belle, it is uncivilized to say words like that!" Rarity shouted.
"Scootaloo, if you want me to train you do not speak like that again!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
Twilight looked at Eminem but didn't yell. Eminem looked at her confused. She pointed at The Crusaders. Eminem watched them being yelled at. Eminem finally caught on. He should be the one being shouted at.
"Stop!" Eminem shouted causing all the girls to stare at him.
"I said the word and they just copied me. If you have to punish some pony then punish me." Eminem said.
"Your.... telling.... the... truth.... I can feel it." Applejack said a little shocked
"Slim don-." Sweetie Belle was cut off by Eminem putting a hoof over her mouth.
"I'll take any punishment. Just let them off the hook." Eminem said.
"You'll have to do chores for all of us." Rainbow Dash said.
"I'm off tomorrow, so I'll do it." Eminem said
The three mares huddled and then finally turned their attention to Eminem.
"Come to the farm at six o'clock to start your chores." Applejack said.
"One more question.... can I still play with The Crusaders after?" Eminem asked
"Just make sure to watch your language in front of them." Rarity said.
"Deal." Eminem said.
After that The Crusaders where off the hook. Before Eminem left The Crusaders gave him hug and thanked him. Eminem went back home with Twilight.
"I'm proud of you Slim, you where honest and took responsibility for your actions." Twilight said walking home.
"Yeah I know, lets just get home, I got some chores to do tomorrow." Eminem said.
Author's Note
Hope you like "Lose Yourself" from Eminem duh. Another Slim Shady reference again.
Eminem woke up at six o'clock the next day. He had to do three chores today. He went to the farm early in the morning and Applejack was out there waiting for him.
"Alright Slim, your first chore is to plow the field for me." Applejack said.
Eminem looked at the field it was huge but he didn't want to talk back so he did as he was told. Eminem started plowing the field which was hard. The plow he was using was heavy. Pulling it was not easy and he wasn't even half way done. He had to keep pulling the plow making his muscles ache. Eminem wished these ponies where more advanced like humans so machines could do the hard work. In the end he was sweating like crazy. Applejack told him to take a shower. Eminem did and had breakfast with the Apple Family. Every food had apples in it but it tasted good. He was tired but the next chore he had to do was with Rarity. He went to Rarity's Boutique and saw Rarity was working on a dress.
"Ahem!" Eminem coughed to catch Rarity's attention.
"Oh Slim, your here, I need you to stand right there near the mirror and I'll be right back." Rarity said.
Eminem did as he was told. When Rarity came back she came with her measuring tape. She started measuring Eminem's body.
"Why are you measuring me?" Eminem asked.
"Why to make you a suit of course. Now what type of suit do you want?" Rarity asked.
"Make something that makes me look like a rapper." Eminem said.
Rarity thought for a while and started to get to work on his suit. She asked Eminem to help her gather the supplies she needed. After a couple of minutes she was done, She made a hoodie for Eminem. Eminem tired the hoodie on. It was a simple hoodie but it fit comfortable it said Slim Shady on the back, it was white, and Eminem thought it looked good on him.
"A simple hoodie and not my best work. I'm usually good at making something more formal, but do you love it?" Rarity asked.
"This is great I love it Rarity." Eminem said smiling.
After that Rarity said that he was done with her chore. That was an easy chore but next was Rainbow Dash. Eminem tried to look for her and found her sleeping on a cloud.
"Hey, Rainbow Dash!" Eminem shouted.
However Rainbow Dash didn't hear him. Eminem saw a rock and threw it at Rainbow Dash.
"Whack!"
"Ow! what the hay?" Rainbow Dash said, wondering who threw the rock.
She looked down and saw Eminem in his new hoodie.
"Slim is that you? Where did you get that hoodie? it looks rad." Rainbow Dash asked.
"Thanks Rarity made it for me. Anyway, what's my chore for you?" Eminem asked.
"Your going to race me." Rainbow Dash said.
"Uh..... ok... I guess, but where?" Eminem asked.
"Will start here, all the way to that tall tree. To make it fair I won't use my wings alright." Rainbow Dash said.
"Ok." Eminem said.
Eminem didn't know if this was a chore are not but he would race her. He was getting ready as Rainbow counted down.
"On go. Three...Two...One...GO!" Rainbow shouted.
Eminem ran as fast as he could to keep up with Rainbow, however, Rainbow was faster. Eminem still tried to put up a fight. He wasn't going to just let her win. Rainbow was surprised she didn't expect him to be this fast however the final stretch she beat Eminem by a long shot.
"I win!" Rainbow Dash cheered.
"I...almost....had....you" Eminem said out of breath.
"Sure, you did." Rainbow Dash said sarcastically.
Later on Eminem was walking with Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash kept asking him question after question.
"Hey Slim, how where your parents?" Rainbow Dash asked.
Eminem went silent. He really didn't want to talk about his parents. Rainbow Dash kept looking at him telling him to answer her question. Eminem let out a sigh and talked.
"My parents are divorce lets just keep it like that. What about yours?" Eminem asked.
Rainbow Dash then went silent.
"I don't want to talk about it." Rainbow Dash said.
"Oh come on, you been hitting me with questions, at least answer this one question i'm giving you." Eminem said
Rainbow Dash shook her head.
"I don't want to talk about it!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Come on spill it!" Eminem said louder then he intended
Rainbow Dash started thinking about her childhood. Rainbow had a flashback about her mom.
"Dad, where's mom?" a young Rainbow asked her father.
"She's gone." Rainbow's father said crying.
"When is she coming back?" Rainbow asked.
"Never..i'm..*sniff*..sorry Rainbow, she ain't coming back!" Rainbow father said crying louder.
That night her mother got killed by a pony. The pony was caught and was sent straight to prison. When the cops delivered the message
Rainbow and her father cried that whole night.
Then she had a flashback of her father's death.
"Rainbow there's nothing we could have done, the beer bottle hit your fathers's head so hard he died at the impact." the doctor said
Rainbow Dash stood there and then cried on the doctors chest. The doctor was trying his best to comfort her.
After the end of all those flashbacks Rainbow Dash started to tear up. She started to cry. Eminem was shocked he didn't think he would ever see Rainbow Dash cry. However she was crying right in front of him.
"Rainbow, I'm sorry If you don't want to talk abou-." Eminem was cut off by Rainbow Dash.
"My parents are both dead! My mom left my dad and got killed that night! My father raised me and then got killed one night in a bar fight! Ya happy? I'll never see them again!" Rainbow Dash shouted angrily at Eminem.
Eminem didn't mean to make her cry. She asked her about his parents but she didn't expect him to ask her. Eminem didn't know what to do. He had to stop her from crying.
"Relax, I'm pretty sure your mom and dad are still watching you from above." Eminem said.
That only made Rainbow Dash cry worse. Eminem didn't know what to do. Then he got an idea. Eminem hugged Rainbow Dash. She tried to fight back but Eminem held tight. She finally gave up but kept on crying. Eminem then cleared his throat and started singing one of his songs changing some of the lyrics:
"And when there gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of there voice
Just know there looking down on you smiling
And they didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back.
And when there gone,
just carry on, don't mourn.
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of there voice.
Just know that there looking down on you smiling,
And they didn't feel a thing,
So baby don't feel no pain, Just smile back." Eminem sang while stroking Rainbow's mane.
Rainbow Dash crying turned it to sniffs. She looked at Eminem. She knew that song was talking about what her parents where doing right now. Looking down at her telling her to smile and they will sing and cheer her on.
"Thanks *sniff* Slim, I needed that." Rainbow said smiling hugging Eminem back.
"Just don't tell any pony about this, if you value your life." Rainbow said.
"My lips are sealed." Eminem said.
Eminem was tired and the sun was setting letting Luna take over the sky. Eminem went back home. He was happy today. He was very kind to Rainbow Dash. He was also loyal of keeping his word for those chores. Twilight and Spike asked about his day. Eminem told them everything except about Rainbow Dash crying and about her parents. In the end Eminem wondered how everyone is doing in his world. How everyone is reacting to his disappearance. He hope he can get back to his world soon.
Author's Note
When I'm Gone was made by Eminem. One of my favorite songs.
The next day Eminem got his paycheck in the mail and gave it to Twilight.
"This will do for this week." Twilight said.
It was still the weekend so Eminem decided to play with the Crusaders again. Eminem asked Applejack where they where. She said they might be at the club house. Eminem found the club house and sure enough they where there.
"Hello." Eminem said when he entered the club house causing the Crusaders to turn around.
They where surprised to see Eminem at there club house.
"Hey Slim, nice to see you here." Apple Bloom said.
Eminem saw a list of many pictures of places that had x's over them.
"What's this list all about?" Eminem asked.
"It's where we try to find our special talent. You're not from our world, so let me explain. When a pony finds something they're special at, they get there cutie marks, like the one you have on your flank." Apple Bloom said.
Eminem knew now that the Crusaders haven't found there special talent. Eminem felt sorry for them, but then Sweetie Belle started talking.
"Hey Eminem, my sister said your cutie mark is rapping, so can you sing us one of your songs?" Sweetie Belle asked.
Eminem did want to sing but he wanted to sing with a beat and ask The Crusaders a question.
"Is there a place with beats, that I can make and sing to?" Eminem asked.
"Yeah, Vinyl has a store that can do stuff like that and the first time is free." Scootaloo said
Once that was said Eminem and the Crusaders went to Vinyl's store to hear Eminem sing.
When they entered, they saw a lot of ponies singing in rooms through the glass. However, the rooms where sound proof so they couldn't hear them. Eminem went up to Vinyl, who had her headphones and glasses on looking at a magazine behind the counter
"Hello! Can you hear me!!" Eminem shouted at Vinyl who had her music way to loud.
Eminem saw she had wireless headphones and saw a jukebox near the counter. He went to the jukebox and saw the song selected was dub step. Eminem changed it to classical music. When Vinyl heard the music made a disgusted face and yanked her headphones off her ears.
"Hey what happened to the wubs? the only classical music I can handle is Octavia's." Vinyl said.
"Sorry for changing the music, but I needed to get your attention. I want a room that can fit me and my friends here, one where you can make your own beat, and one where you can record." Eminem said.
"Oh sure, here's a key It's door B-13 now excuse me while I change back my music." Vinyl said going back to the jukebox to change it back to dub step.
Once Eminem and the Crusaders where in the room they locked the doors and Eminem started working on the beat.
"Slim, are we going to sing with you?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Yeah, you are." Eminem said giving the Crusaders paper with lyrics.
"You all got a part so just follow me and the beat and you'll be fine, this song is classic where I come from. I made it and it was a hit. Apple Bloom you'll start us off." Eminem said.
With that Eminem started the beat and Apple Bloom sang the first lines:
"May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.." Apple Bloom sang.
"Y'all act like you never seen a white pony before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her plot worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture" Eminem sang.
Eminem and the Crusaders started to sing there parts and were having a great time. In the store, some ponies where hearing noises coming from the door where the Crusaders and Slim Shady where singing in. However, it seemed impossible not even Vinyls beat could be heard through those sound proof doors. Eminem and the Crusaders started glowing even brighter starting to catch every ponies attention even Vinyl's. The ponies in the store saw the door burst open with the noise even making Vinyl's headphones come off and her glasses break. Every single window broke and the music was being heard all over Ponyville. The glow engulfed The Crusaders and Eminem. The glow finally dispersed reviling The Crusaders and Eminem as humans. Every pony gasped wondering what they turned into.
"Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up." Eminem said.
Every pony stomped their hoofs on the ground once the song was over and some ponies came inside to see what was going on. The Mane Six came in and saw Slim and The Crusaders as humans. Finally, Eminem and The Crusaders turned back into ponies. They looked around and bowed. This was a day Eminem and The Crusaders will never forget.
After the amazing thing that happened in Vinyl's store. Twilight sent a letter to Princess Celestia telling her what happened. Princess Celestia sent her a letter telling her that Eminem is close to learning what friendship is and that's why he turned into a human. She also told Twilight to be careful though if anyone is around him when he learns what friendship is and the portal opens they will become a human forever.
"Ha, that was awesome." Slim said laughing with the Crusaders and the other Mane six.
They where all in Twilight's library. Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash weren't mad, they where actually happy. There sisters actually got to sing and many ponies heard it and cheered for them. the Crusaders where happy. When the song was heard all over Ponyville, Fluttershy's animals loved it. She thought they would freak out, but instead they loved it and some animals started dancing to it. In the end it was a good day. When everyone was about to leave, Slim got an idea and told Pinkie Pie to stay.
"So, why did you want me to stay?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Pinkie Pie there is an open mic night going on in a couple of days at Hayburger. I want you to sing a parody of my song for me, can you do that?" Eminem asked.
Twilight was stunned she thought Eminem hated that parody, but she guessed she got over it.
"Sure, I'll sing if you want me to." Pinkie Pie said.
"Thanks, I'll get you the lyrics, some clothes, and your going to need some ponies to sing with ya." Eminem said.
After that, Pinkie pie left.
"Eminem, I thought you hated that parody." Twilight said.
"Ya, I thought you didn't like it." Spike said.
"I did, but now that I got here, I don't hate it anymore." Eminem said.
It was late, so they decided to hit the hay. Eminem missed his world but these ponies where keeping him happy and he knew he would go back someday.
The next day Eminem was getting ready for open mic night. Writing the lyrics from the parody, Getting some gangsta clothes from Rarity, making some lyrics for the Main Six to sing as well, and some performers for something. Eminem wouldn't say why, but he told them it would be a surprise. Fluttershy was scared, even though she only had one part, but Eminem finally got her to agree. Eminem went to work told Hayer about the performance and he agreed. In a couple of days Pinkie Pie would sing The Real Pink Pony.
Once the day came, Pinkie Pie would be the last to perform. Once it was Pinkie Pie's turn the lights dimmed. Showing Pinkie Pie and Twilight starting the song. Once that happened the lights turned one revealing a bunch of ponies looking like Pinkie Pie except one only had some gangsta clothes. They all sat down except for Pinkie Pie. Eminem made sure everything went according to plan. Pinkie Pie was dancing and enjoying every minute of it. Fluttershy was nervous but did cheer when it got to her part.
In the end everything went well. Eminem was happy. Everypony cheered and stomped their hooves. Later Eminem was outside eating a hayburger while everyone was inside. He smiled he was nice to have Pinkie Pie sing a parody of his song. He learned Generosity by giving Pinkie Pie the right to sing his song.
"Friendship is magic." Eminem whispered to himself.
All of a sudden a portal appeared and Eminem was engulfed by light changed back into a human. He saw the portal Eminem learned what friendship was. He was about to jump into the portal until some ponies voice stopped him.
"So you learned what friendship is." Twilight said.
Eminem turned around and saw Twilight.
"Your learned loyalty, honesty, generosity, laughter, kindness, and you learned that friendship is magic." Twilight said.
"Ya, I gotta go though." Eminem said.
"I'm not here to stop you, I'm here to give you this." Twilight said while pulling out a necklace.
"It's a friendship necklace, we made this for you, keep it so you remember us ok." Twilight said starting to tear up.
"I will, and I'll never forget any of y'all, tell everyone goodbye for me." Eminem said tearing up as well and ran into the portal.
Twilight told everyone the news. The truth behind Eminem. Every pony cried especially the Crusaders but they knew that he was back where he belonged.
"Hey Marshall, you up yet?!" Someone shouted.
Eminem opened his eyes and saw that he was in the van from last night. He figured that it was morning.
"Ya, I'll be out in a second!" Eminem shouted
Eminem thought that was a weird dream he had. All of a sudden he looked around his neck. He still had the necklace. He smiled. It wasn't a dream.
He would never forget those day. He would never forget what friendship is.