The Minecrafters

by ChaoticaHarmonica321

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 862

So... we first got screwed by the R4 Merchant, and now we're stuck in stone. What the hell can be worse than that?!

A: Why did you have to get that sword from the damn salesman!?
S: How was I supposed to know that we would go to another world?
E: Can you both be quiet? I want to take benefits from being in stone, not deal with your bickering!
[size=0.75em]S: Um… Please stop fighting. It's kinda nice here, although they did lock us into stone.[/size]
Will you all stop arguing for once! I need to talk to the person that's reading this.
Hello! I am Johnathan, and my friends and I got tricked by a Resident Evil 4 Merchant. He sold us a few Minecraft-esque items, I got an enderman plush, Samantha got a diamond pickaxe, Alex got a diamond sword, Evan got a bag of redstone dust, and Sarah got a few decorative items.
Yeah, a few.
Shut up Alex!
Make me!

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This is my first displaced story, so play nice! :trollestia:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-21 07:24:30 UTC

00: The End of The Beginning

"Chicken on a raft, on a Monday mornin', oh what a terrible sight to see!" Discord sang for the 2,358th time. If he didn't stop, somebody's gonna get peeved...

"'Dabtoes' for'd and the Dustmen aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a-" he was cut off by a statue with a bad temper.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" Alex was pissed off for being in the statue for so long, and this didn't help. He was a blocky and bipedal figure, easily reaching the height of Princess Celestia. His pedestal read 'Alex the Avenger'.

"W-was swearing really neces-ssary?" another statue asked, their name, 'Sarah The Pacifist', engraved onto the pedestal. She was a bit shorter, landing about an inch taller than Princess Luna. She was also more rounded than Alex, yet not in any way chubby.

"Although the swearing wasn't a smart thing to do, Alex does have a point. Discord has been at it for an entire day, and I would certainly like some form of conversation instead of that song." The fourth statue, this one named 'Evan The Engineer', spoke out. He was between the two princesses' heights, and only lightly blocky. At this point, The other three silent statues just hummed in agreement.

"That music was also terrible. He should've used dubstep, and then we wouldn't complain." 'Samantha The Sly' responded. She was the same height as Sarah, but more... chesty.

"Dubstep? Please, nothing is the obvious choice. I would think that the peacefulness of the nature would calm us all." 'Endurius' decided. He easily was the tallest, towering over even Princess 'SunButt'. He was also the second smoothest, but not roundest, of the group, yet also the most different. Large hands, purple eyes, and black scales instead of skin.

"Maybe we should all be quiet and listen to the field trip that's coming around? Maybe they'll be our ticket out of these stony prisons." 'Johnathan the Joyful' called out, silencing all of them, even Discord. He was eye level to Celestia's height, as well as the smoothest of the group.

"Come on, children, we have yet to see the rest of the garden!" A happy voice hollered in the distance.

A few moments later, A dark magenta mare trotted down the path, a group of fillies and colts following along. She had a cutie mark of three smiling flowers. She walked up to Alex's stony prison. "What do you think is special with this statue, children?"

"It looks like a hairless monkey!" one of the fillies exclaimed. She had a pink coat and a purple and white mane, as well as a cutie mark of a tiara. Her friend nodded in agreement. How does she even have any friends to begin with?

"Get rekt Alex!" Johnathan and Endurius said in unison.

"Shut up!"

"Diamond Tiara, How could you say such a thing about him? He was close friends to Celestia AND used to be the general of the equestrian army! Although, nopony knows what happened to him after the Reign of Discord ended." The mare, obviously their teacher, questioned.

"Why would Celestia be friends with something that looks so disgusting?!" Diamond Tiara screeched in response.

"When we get set free, we got to set that little shit straight." Johnathan stated. Everyone except Sarah and Discord agreed with what he had said.

After similar responses to the other people of the group, they only had Endurius and Discord's statues left in the nearby vicinity. "What do you think is special about these two statues, children?"

"They're both really tall!" said a brown colt with an orange-red mane.

"And are right next to each other!" spoke a grey colt with purple eyes.

"Those are both correct, but that wasn't what I was looking for. You see, both of these statues represent chaos users." at this, most of the students snapped to attention in order to listen to what she said next.

"Now before you say they are both evil, that is actually false. The one to the left, Endurius, was one of the greatest reality warpers that ever existed. The only known rival that he's had was Discord. However, he always used it to help, especially when it was a time of war. Similar to the other figures we have seen in the area, he hasn't been seen since. Now, what do you see with the statue to the right?"

You know what happens next.

7 hours Later

Discord's prison broke in to millions of particles of stone and dust, surrounding the vicinity.

"Ah, how good it feels to be free again" He joyfully called over the setting sun.

"Discord, what about us?! Don't you want some chaos?" Johnathan yelled worryingly at him.

"Oh well, you do have a point. Need anything else?" Discord asked jokingly. He began to slowly reverse their petrifaction.

"Actually, I have a mental list. I hope you can conjure it all up." Johnathan answered.

Discord began to laugh in the grass for a bit. A few moments later, he got up and wiped a tear from his face. Then he noticed they weren't laughing. "Damnit, you're serious."