Ponyville here we come! ... stay away from us Twilight and Lyra!
Lunar and Night meet the Mane Six
"Okay, so in my saddlebags I have one of each kind of vinyl collectible to ever come out of Rainbow Dash (which is a lot of them by the way so I pretty much had a bulging bag of sorts on me. Not that I minded anyway when I was going to meet best mane six pony.) with an extra saddlebag so she can carry them when I give it to her if she chooses and you have the rest of the mane six in yours right, Night?"
Night Blade finished strapping on his saddlebags, clicking it shut and saluted to me. "Sure do Lunar! And I have the Big Mac one in here too since I know we'll find him when we go see AJ."
Walking over to the door, I opened it up with Night Blade walking out with me right after into the warm Canterlot air and closing it behind me. "Well then I guess it's time to make our trip to Ponyville then. I have the bits in here for our round trip train rides. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when we give them these gifts. And at another time we can visit the other ponies and give them theirs."
And with a flap of our wings, we flew off towards the Canterlot Train Station.
I guess I can take this time to tell you what we have planned. Ever since I had that crazy day of waking up back on earth as a bat pony and doing all of that shopping, I got the great idea of buying some earth merchandise and give it to the ponies here. That being the Vinyl Collectibles. The princess, Discord and even Shining and Cadance already received theirs even though those last three were confused as hell when we gave it to them until Celestia and Luna explained to them everything that has happened over the past few days. Needless to say they were happy enough to receive such random gifts and are interested and visiting earth... kinda surprising since this is big news that they should already be aware. But I wish them the best of luck since on earth they have tons of fans so they will get mobbed by them.
As for the Mane Six? From what Luna told me, they are aware of the whole situation, but have no idea who were the main humans-now-ponies that started it all. Oh this is going to be a fun trip indeed. Thankfully it's not much sun out so we didn't need the shades.
Landing down in front of the train station's ticket booth and thankfully not scaring many ponies. You'd think they get used to Luna's guards by now. We both walked up to the booth to look at the train times on the screen up above.
"Hmm ... looks like we made it here just in time since I'm seeing the eleven-thirty train that stops in Ponyville is coming in five minutes and it's on time at that."
"Why don't we just fly to Ponyville?" Night Blade asked, flapping his wings for emphasis. "I'm pretty sure we can get there quicker by flying."
"I'm not so sure..." I said while looking east and seeing Ponyville way off in the distance. "We've only been living here for a few days and there's so much we have to do still! Like catching the train, plus, with the saddlebags with the merchandise we're carrying, it's going to weigh us down and have us tired out from such a distance. So lets just deal with the train rides for today and afterwards we can just fly and have a great time."
"If you say so Lunar."
Attention Canterlot passengers. The eleven-thirty train to Los Pegasus making stops at Ponyville, Dodge City, Appleloosa, and Los Pegasus is scheduled to arrive on track 2 in approximately two minutes. Please stand back behind the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.
"Shit! I forgot about the train!" I quickly said, trotting up to the counter with the bored looking stallion staring at me.
"How can I help you?"
"Yes, I need two round trip tickets to Ponyville please."
"That'll be twenty bits."
Taking out the correct amount and setting the bits on the counter, I grabbed the tickets with my teeth careful not to make holes in them with my fangs and set them inside in my saddlebag.
Walking back to Night after waiving to the stallion. The train started coming into the station, coming to a complete stop on track 2 as expected a few seconds later with the conductor stepping out.
"All aboard!! This is the train to Los Pegasus! Making stops at Ponyville, Dodge City, Appleloosa and Los Pegasus. Make sure you have your tickets out before boarding the train! The first stop to Ponyville will take one hour!"
"Well this is our train," Night Blade said as we both walked up to the conductor and giving him the correct tickets as he gave us an odd look in return, but stayed quiet as we walked inside finding a seat near the door as the train started to fill up with ponies.
After the last of the ponies got on, the doors closed as a whistle noise started up with the train moving slowly but picked up speed as it got close to the tunnel to start its descent down Canterlot mountain.
Watching the view, I couldn't help but think that we were being watched and a tap from Night Blade confirmed just that as I looked back over to see all of the eyes of everypony in the train car staring at the both of us. That explained all of the faces I saw in the window.
"What?" I asked.
Nopony said anything.
I decided to act like an idiot and say something that I know would cause them to talk. "Is it something on my face? Or is it because were bats?!"
Everypony was still quiet aside from the sound of Night Blade facehoofing and hissing, "Really, Lunar?"
Looking over to Night Blade, I blinked a few times before realizing my mistake, "Ha! Silly me, I forgot to say 'bat ponies'."
Night Blade facehoofed, harder.
Shrugging, I turned to look back at everypony staring as a devilish smirk appeared on my muzzle as I knew what would really cause them to speak. "We do bite you know? Any of you going to speak now?" I licked my fangs to prove my point... not that I would bite ponies for blood... maybe Night Blade.
That caused them all to flinch before a mare spoke, "Y-your not going to bite us are you? We apologize for staring at you like that, we just didn't expect to find lunar guard ponies in armor on the train is all."
"Oh.... well that makes sense. That's the last sight anypony expects to see on the train and giving that it's morning and all you just wouldn't expect it. Alright, apology accepted and don't worry about the biting comment." I waved a hoof dismissively. "I'm not a blood sucker... although I wouldn't mind doing that to my coltfriend over here. We're only going to Ponyville to meet some ponies."
Night Blade rolled his eyes, but grinned.
A collective sigh of relief filled the whole train car as everypony went back to what they were doing not before a handsome looking unicorn stallion came walking up to us who was blue in color with a jet black mane and tail setting down a note in front of us before winking to the both of us and walking away.
Looking down at the note a blush formed on my face after reading it. Looking over at Night Blade, I noticed he had a cheeky grin on his face from looking at it.
"Dude... he just gave us directions to his place later tonight at ten to fool around and have sex and he also wants to know how it feels to be bitten! I can't believe this is happening, but I'm going!"
Night Blade sighed dreamily. "A threesome with him? I'm in!"
Leaning over, I noticed the stallion staring at me a few rows away as I grinned and winked at him to show that we agreed and he only nodded and grinned back.
Yep, this day is turning out to be awesome already!
After the train arrived in Ponyville, Night Blade and I stepped out into the partly sunny skies (hiss and pain free I might add) and noticed how little humans there was walking around while there were loads of ponies walking around and I bet you more than half of them used to be humans since Ponyville never had this many ponies. Bronies... gotta love them.
"Hmm ... you'd think there be like five times the humans around here." I said.
"Eeyup. But being ponies is awesome!"
"So damn true! Okay lets get going then!" I said while walking off and Night Blade following me.
"Hey, Night?"
"Yes, Lunar?"
"Who are you looking forward to meeting the most? I really can't wait until we see RD."
Night Blade chuckled, "Well I guess I can agree with you on seeing her the most and I know she'll probably love the attention and I like the rest of them... although, what about Rarity?"
"Ugh..." I groaned. "That's the pony I'm least looking forward to seeing. I find her annoying in the way she's portrayed whether it's in the show or in stuff outside of it... and don't even get me started on her over using the word 'Darling'... it's fucking annoying. Not to mention what happened that night at the gala."
"I guess that will be interesting enough when we go visit her."
"Maybe..." A smirk appeared on my muzzle. "I have a plan that will be fun to watch if she even brings up that damn word."
"Right... hmm, you know something? I'm surprised that she hasn't appeared yet."
"Who?"
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
At that moment Pinkie Pie appeared in front of us in all her pink sugary active glory which caused the both of us to flare out our wings and fly up ten feet in fright.
Landing back down and making sure my heart was beating normally again I said, "Pinkie! What the hay?! Actually nevermind! I shouldn't even question it."
Pinkie Pie still grinned with that wide smile, "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! I noticed the two of get off the train and my pinkie sense was telling me that new ponies was coming so I had to go and see for myself! And I was right! And bat ponies at that!" Pinkie gasped for breath then narrowed her eyes. "Say... how did you know my name?"
"Um... lucky guess?" I looked around awkwardly.
Pinkie narrowed her eyes even further, coming closer until we booped snouts causing me to gulp nervously. Looking towards Night Blade I saw the nervousness in him too.
After what seemed like forever, Pinkie's glare went away and was replaced by that happy smile again. "Aha! I knew it! You're Lunar Night and Night Blade, the two ponies the princesses told us about. So what's it like to be ponies? Have great sex? Oh my gosh I need to throw the two of you a party! It can be called the 'Two humans that started it all who turned into bat ponies and came to equestria celebration!' I don't have much time!! I need to get the decorations and the cake ready and—"
"Pinkie please..." Night Blade stuffed his hoof into her mouth to stop talking before taking it back out. "We'll be glad to answer all of your questions. Can we just do that at your place?"
Pinkie blinked a few times before grinning. "Yup yup! Come!" and stretch out her forelegs to crazy lengths and grabbed both of us, whisking us away to Sugarcube Corner.
After getting inside in only a few seconds, Pinkie sat both of us down, placing a plate each in front of us with a big chocolate cupcake on it.
"It's on me." Pinkie winked. "Enjoy."
Looking over to Night who was happily eating his, I bent down to take a huge bite out of mines. Now let me tell you that while my first day as a pony on earth eating that apple was good, this chocolate cupcake was to the extreme good!
Pinkie looked at our expressions of happiness and giggled. "So, how was it?"
Leaning back and licking my muzzle, I sighed happily. "Total orgasmic bliss to the extreme. Thank you Pinkie, that was delicious."
"You're welcome! And I didn't think my cupcakes would give off that reaction."
"We were ponies for just over a week so everything will just taste way better for us."
"Oh yeah that. So what's it like to be ponies?"
"It's the best thing to ever happen to us. Sure human life was okay, but I was finding my life to be pretty boring since it's hard enough to find work over there. But now that all of this has happened, I can live such a great life and with the stallion I love. And guard duty is great also."
"Mmm... agreed Lunar," Night Blade said with a face full of cupcake before licking it off.
"Aww that's so cute! Maybe I'll find more human pairs in your position... but I'm surprised that more haven't shown up."
"Now that you bring it up. I'm surprised there aren't more humans around here."
"Well... I can probably answer that," Pinkie said.
At that moment a heavy breathing noise made itself known that caused all three of us to turn to see the human loving unicorn Lyra... and with that look she's giving us and the twitchy eyes is more than enough proof that she truly do like humans... clever fandom.
"Did you say that the two of you used to be humans?" Lyra smiled wide... too wide for my liking.
"Um yes... we were humans before."
"YES!" Lyra pumped a hoof in the air. "Finally get to meet some ponies who used to be human. I'm sure there are more around here... just that none of the new ponies are coming forward and any of the few humans I did see are avoiding me... I can only wonder why."
"Yeah..." I deadpanned. "I wonder why too."
"Well, no matter since you two are here. Can I run some tests to know more about you?"
"How about no?"
"How about yes?" Lyra's horn charged up with magic. "You don't want to see me when I get angry..."
"Uh..." I looked towards Night Blade for help who only shrugged. Turning back to Lyra I thought of the perfect 'made you look' moment.
Pointing a hoof over her, I shouted, "Hey Lyra! There's three humans right over there!"
"Really?!" Lyra turned around looking for them.
Turning back to Pinkie, I quickly dug in Night Blade's saddlebags and took out the pinkie figure, giving it to her. "Here, a gift from earth. If you want to know more about it then we can chat later tonight during our party okay?"
Pinkie took it, staring at it with a grin before looking back at us. "Sounds like a plan! You Pinkie Promise?"
"Night Blade and I both Pinkie Promise. We would do the motions, but we're in a hurry. Just start it around seven."
"See ya then!"
"Come on Night! Lets get out of here."
"Right behind you!"
And both of us ran out and away.
Back inside Sugarcube Corner, Lyra gave up on searching. "I don't see any humans..." And turned around to see that the bat ponies and Pinkie were gone.
"DAMMIT! I GOT FOOLED .... AGAIN!!!"
We decided to go visit Twilight next since she lives in a castle now. It was very noticeable with how big it was so it was perfect.
Coming into view we could see her outside talking to Spike. Sliding to a stop and kicking up dust, I spoke, "Hey there Twilight and Spike. Good to see ya."
"Huh?" Both Twilight and Spike turned around to see us before Twilight spoke, "Hello guards. What brings you here and why do you look like you ran a mile?"
"We were running away from the crazed green one known as Lyra," Night Blade said.
Twilight chuckled. "That mare and her human/hand fetish. No wonder so little humans came through here."
"So... I'm going to assume you already know who we are?" I said.
"Of course, Lunar Night and Night Blade the two humans-turned-bat pony stallions that the princesses told us about among other things." Twilight said and as she said that I noticed her eyes sparkling which made me nervous since I'm pretty sure that meant nothing good will happen.
"Right then," Night Blade said, taking out the Twilight vinyl figure. "Here's a present from earth for you."
Twilight took it in her magic and checked it with a very intense focus in her eyes. "Wow... they got the details right with me."
"Say... did those humans every make one of me?" Spike asked.
"Um... sorry buddy, but I didn't see yours over there when I went shopping."
"Oh..." Spike sighed looking at the ground. "What a surprise."
Walking up to him, I lifted his chin up with a hoof. "Cheer up Spike. It was only sold out I'm sure. How about next week we both take a trip back to earth and I'll buy you two of those vinyl collectibles of yourself to make up for it?"
Spike's sadness changed to happiness as he said, "You got yourself a deal Lunar!"
I smiled back. "Glad to know."
"I guess it's time for us to move on to the next pony." Night Blade said.
"Wait! Before you go I need to ask the two of you something."
"Oh great... here we go..." Spike muttered. "You better fly away now if you knew what's good for ya."
"I'm not sure we're going to like this..." I looked at Twilight suspiciously. "What exactly?"
"Well...." Twilight made circles in the ground with a hoof. "I had some experiments set up in the basement that I was hoping you and Night could volunteer for. It'll only take thirty minutes!"
"So basically you want us to be your test subjects?" I stated bluntly, unamused.
"Yeah obviously."
"No."
"What?!"
"No, out of the question! We're busy enough as it is meeting up with you and the rest of your friends and we have to back in Canterlot to get ready to come back over here for the party Pinkie Pie is throwing for us at seven before we go back to Canterlot for our ten-pm booty call with a handsome stallion we met on the train," I stated seriously.
Spike snickered while Night Blade facehoofed.
"But..." Twilight gave us the pouty look which wasn't working at all. "Tests!"
Twilight's horn started glowing and any happiness she had vanished with an evil look replacing it. "Listen, I had way too many humans come through here declining me to do tests on them and now that I have the two who started it all here in front of me, I will do those tests on both of you even if I have to use force. So what will it be?"
"Ugh... you leave us with no choice." Night Blade started and pointed a hoof behind her. "There's three humans over there chatting it up. Take one of them."
"Oh please." Twilight waved a hoof dismissively. "The last human I spoke to said just that and I fell for it so I'm not falling for it again."
"Yeah... I figured you wouldn't because that other guy there is jumping out of the window with a few of your priceless books." I grinned knowing she'll fall for that one.
"Wait, what?! Nooooo!!! My books!" And Twilight flew away to check.
All of us laughed before I looked at Spike and winking at him, "Remember, next week and I'll pick you up myself. I'm sure you'll enjoy your time on earth."
Spike nodded. "I look forward to it."
"Come on Lunar lets go and meet Rarity."
"Right, lets get that encounter over with already."
Waving back to Spike, we both trotted off to our next destination.
A few minutes later Twilight landed next to Spike again and noticed that Lunar and Night were gone.
"Fuck! I can't believe I fell for that!!! I WILL FIND YOU TWO!!!"
Spike laughed which caused Twilight to glare at him making him stop.
"I'll just go see what needs to be done in the castle now!" And ran off.
Passing by a clock tower, I took a glance and noticed that it was almost two in the afternoon.
"Lets just keep this meeting short, I still have a plan for her if she even says that word and I'm sure her reaction will be priceless!"
"Just don't snap at her okay?"
"I will try not to."
"Good enough."
Coming up to her place that is Carousel Boutique, I knocked on her door as a crashing sound sounded from inside before a "Coming!" was heard.
A few moments later the door opened and revealed the pony I don't really like: Rarity.
"Oh my... Lunar Guards here at my place. What's the reason darlings?"
I only groaned loudly while Night Blade laughed.
"Is something the matter?"
Putting on my best serious face I could, I spoke, "Rarity of Ponyville, you are under arrest for annoying half of the fandom back on earth with using the word 'darling' so damn much."
Rarity's face was one of confusion, "What?"
Leaning close enough to her causing her to back up slightly, I spoke slowly, "I. Am. Arresting. You. Got it? Also. Fandom!"
That worked as her face turned into fear. "What?! oh no, no, no, no, no! Who will take care of dear Opal or Sweetie Belle? Who will run my shop while I'm in jail?!!!"
And just like in certain episodes she used her magic to slide on over the 'fainting couch' and laid down on it crying.
Backing up, I couldn't take it anymore as my seriousness faded away which was replaced by laughter, stomping a hoof on the ground. "Oh you should have seen the look on your face! Priceless!"
Night Blade laughed also. "Good one Lunar, I didn't see that one coming."
Rarity sat up and glared at the both of us with red cheeks of embarrassment. "That wasn't funny!"
"Well it was funny to us! I grinned stupidly. "Anyway, yes over-using that word is annoying and no I'm not going to arrest you, it was only a joke. As for the real reason why we're here, we wanted to give you a gift from earth," I said as I leaned in Night's saddlebags and took out the Rarity vinyl figure, giving it to her.
As Rarity was giving it a close look in her magic, her face turn into shock as she shouted, "What?! This can't be!! A small dirty spot on my well done figure?! Oh woe is me!!"
And just like that Rarity fell back on her couch crying her sorrows over a tiny dirty spot on her toy.
We took that as our cue to leave.
"Ah ... finally! The pony we both wanted to meet the most has finally come! ... Rainbow Dash!" I said happily as we were both in front of her door of her cloud home that looked awesome as hell and fuck yeah! Wings!
"Well go on then! Do the honors!"
"Oh Rainbow Dash! Are you there? We need to give you something!" I knocked on the door a few times.
A moment later the mare herself answered the door looking awesome as always though upon seeing us, her eyes shrank to pinpricks. "H-hey there guards... say, you're not here because of the cider I took without AJ knowing right?"
Night and I looked at each other before Night spoke, "Uh, no."
Rainbow Dash let out a sigh of relief. "Alright good to know... but! You and you heard nothing got it?"
"Right... we'll act like we heard nothing. Anyway, I'm surprised you didn't somehow recognize us? It's us Lunar Night and Night Blade that I'm sure the princesses told you about.
"Oh yeah, the two who used to be humans and then all of this happened. How's life being bat ponies going for ya?"
"Awesome as hay."
"Yeah, what he said."
Rainbow grinned, "I like both of you already if you use the best word. Now then, what brings ya here."
"We came here to give you gifts from earth!" I started but stopped suddenly as our ears twitched making us look around to hear the sound of some very familiar and yet very unexpected music starting up causing my singing side to come alive.
Turning back to Rainbow, I went along with it and started, ♫ Hey I just met you, And this is very totally crazy, So here's my gifts to you, So take them maybe ♫
Taking out all of the vinyl collectibles that I currently had of her and setting it down in front of a wide-eyed Rainbow Dash who said nothing, I continued, ♫ I went everywhere and online to get these, They costed me well over three hundred dollars, So please take them already damn what the fuck ♫ ... I really didn't like the song, but it came up so I went with along with it.
Rainbow snapped out of it, "Sorry, just that I'm so surprised at all of these! And you really didn't have to curse you know."
"Heh..." I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly. "Sorry Rainbow Dash, its just that, back on earth, you're a very popular pony and my favorite out of the mane six—"
Suddenly my vision was filled with lots of blue. "I'm your favorite? And I'm popular in the human world? Sweet!... say," Rainbow flew over to Night. "I'm your favorite out of the six of us right...?" I thought I saw one of her eyes twitching as she said that.
Night Blade gulped and nodded. "Yes, very much so!"
Rainbow smiled, "Good stallion."
"Eh... thanks I think."
Walking back in front of me, Rainbow spoke again, "Who's your overall favorite then?"
I grinned knowing she would like this answer, "Daring Do of course aside from my sexy Night Blade."
"Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh!! She's my favorite too! She's so daring and awesome like me!" Rainbow said excitedly.
"Oh my gosh, I know right?!"
"How many stories have you read of her?"
"Quite a bunch actually and there's another human who released three books involving her!"
"Lucky! I have all of the books of her that are currently out here and I'm itching to read new stuff about her."
"Well how about you let me borrow those books and I'll order those three books and print out some of the other Daring Do stories I enjoyed from earth for you?"
Rainbow squealed so loud that probably the ponies in Canterlot heard her. "Yes! You have yourself a deal!"
"Great! I can't wait! We can talk all about Daring Do!" I squealed also.
"Uh... what just happened?" Night Blade asked while staring at the two of us acting like total fan fillies.
"Oh nothing. Just me and Rainbow here talking about how much we love Daring Do." I winked.
"Right, well we should get going then, we have to meet up with Applejack and Fluttershy and then we have to hurry back to Canterlot to get ready."
"Right! It was nice seeing you Rainbow! Until we meet again tonight at the party!" With a wave and a flap of our wings, we flew off towards Sweet Apple Acres.
"Well I'll be! Thank ya kindly for the gift, guards. I'm surprised that the two of ya are one the ones the princesses told us about." Applejack said in her usual southern accent that we all know and love.
"Eeyup," said Big Mac staring at the vinyl collectible of himself with a smile. "Are we really that popular on earth?"
"Ya sure are. Everypony is for the most part."
"Well thanks again." Big Mac nodded.
"You're welcome." I smiled.
"Since you were so kind to give us these, I want y'all to have this." Applejack said, giving us a few apples and two jars of Zap Apple jam surprisingly enough which I put in my saddlebags.
"Wow thanks! That was nice of you to do."
"Yer welcome." Applejack tipped her hat at us.
"Since were running low on time, we can chat later at the party since it's time for us to go—"
At that moment the wind picked up as the skies over Sweet Apple Acres turned an odd dark purple as a figure slammed down in front of us kicking up dust.
As the dust settled, it was revealed to be the form of Twilight with a crazed look on her face and twitchy eyes grinning at us like a mad mare.
"Oh Lunar and Night .... GET OVER HERE!"
When a princess tells you to 'get over here!' that means you done fucked up somehow... but in this case? When Twilight said it and she sounds like Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat series... then you run like hell! Fuck that shit! Just. Run!... or fly!
"Aww shit..." I muttered, backing up with Night Blade doing the same. "I can't believed you followed us after we said no tests on us! What part of no don't you understand?!"
Twilight giggled as her right eye twitched madly, "You thought I was giving up that easily? Now don't make me use force."
"Fine... although, if you over in that direction there you'll find ten humans holding signs saying 'Do tests on us Twilight and we love you Twilight!'" I said while winking at AJ and Big Mac who got the hint.
Twilight somehow didn't notice that. "Oh goodie! Tests!" And turned around to find them.
Nudging Night Blade in the shoulder, I whispered, "Lets go visit Fluttershy already."
"Yeah, lets."
With a flap of our wings and a wave, we flew away.
Turning back around, Twilight noticed that she lost her chance yet again at snagging the two bat ponies for tests as they were already gone.
Laughter filled her ears as Twilight turned around angrily to see AJ and Big Mac laughing at her.
"Wow sugarcube, I can't believe you even fell for that again!"
"Eeyup."
"Ugh!! I will bucking get them for those tests... I WILL! And I have the perfect plan too. I'll just wait for them at their home." Twilight grinned and rubbed her hooves together before flying in the direction of Canterlot.
"Uh oh Big Mac... I hope those two bat ponies are ready for her."
"Eeyup. There will be no escape for those two."
Landing in front of Fluttershy's Cottage with her vinyl figure in one hoof, Night Blade knocked on the door.
A few seconds later the door opened up as Fluttershy came out with closed eyes and smiling for some reason, "Hello."
"Hello Fluttershy! It is us, Lunar Night and Night Blade who used to be humans on earth-now-bat ponies and we're here to give you this gift." I said stretching out my hoof holding the figure.
Fluttershy opened her eyes and instead of taking the gift, she started shivering before letting out an 'Eeep!' and slamming the door afterwards.
Both of us blinked before Night Blade asked, "What just happened here?"
"I don't know, maybe she just got scared because were bat ponies?" I said.
"I guess that could make sense even though it's weird that she never saw any of Luna's guards before and to think that she turned into Flutterbat before."
"Maybe we can try and show her that we're nice later on tonight unless she really thinks we'll suck her blood."
"Yeah, good plan Lunar."
Tap tap
"Huh?" Looking down I noticed the evil little bunny that most of the fans hate, tapping on my hoof: Angel.
Getting an idea, I leaned down smiling. "Hey there Angel, could you give this to Fluttershy?" I said while giving Angel the figure who was holding it easily and nodded.
"And can you tell her that we're nice and mean no harm?"
Angel saluted and nodded again before running inside.
"For the stuff that he does in those episodes, I'm glad he was really nice to us."
"He's probably just one of those 'you mess with Fluttershy and I'll fuck you up' types ... other than the way he treats her... lets just say he can be confusing to understand at times."
"Ha... yeah" I laughed slightly. "Lets just get on the next train to Canterlot to be ready to come back for the party."
And we both flew off to the station.
A little over an hour later, we were back in our home and setting everything down, we were greeted to the sight of both princesses staring at us with worried looks. Good to know that the princesses will 'teleport and enter' in our home ... crap.
"Your Highnesses! Is something wrong?" Night Blade asked.
"Both of you are in grave danger!" Luna said.
I looked around but saw nothing that would cause us to spring into action. "In danger of what exactly?"
At that moment I felt a wave of magic rush over me, raspberry in color which lifted me up into the air. Quickly turning around I saw who it was as Twilight walked out of a dark corner in our living room with that same crazed look in her eyes like in Ponyville.
"I finally have you..." Twilight grinned with a few hairs out of place. "Now I will make the tests last one hour instead! AHAHAHAHA!!"
I swear I saw lightning strikes and heard thunder as she laughed.
Turning back to Night Blade, I gave him a pleading look, "Help me!!"
Night Blade grinned nervously looking everywhere. "Would you look at the time, I sure am hungry, maybe I'll go and—"
And suddenly he was wrapped in gold-ish color magic and lifted into the air while Lyra also revealed herself from the dark corner.
"Now I have you.... ex-human." Lyra chuckled while twitching.
"Nooooo.... I'm too sexy to be tested on!" Night Blade whined.
"How did you two even get inside?!" I shouted.
"Magic, duh!" Twilight and Lyra said in unison.
"Of course... I should have known." I deadpanned. "I really should get a lamp in that corner though..."
"LUNAR AND NIGHT! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!"
Pinkie shouted crashing through the front door nearly breaking the door in the process. "Lunar and Night you pinkie promised that you would be there at the party!"
Both Night and I facehoofed. "Pinkie! We never broke your promise. We only came back here to get ready to head back without our armor I might add and it's not even five in the afternoon yet! I told you at seven!"
Pinkie blinked a few times then grinned, "Okie dokie lokie! My bad! Have fun with them Twilight and Lyra. I don't want the stallions of the hour showing up to the party late." And Pinkie hopped away happily.
Letting out a sigh knowing there was no way out of this, I turned to Twilight, "So it'll only be an hour right?"
"Mhmm."
"Yes."
"And why didn't you or Lyra just go through the portal to the human world instead?"
"Uh... because we were busy?" Twilight smiled sheepishly.
Letting out another sigh, I said, "Well lets just get this over with. The faster we get this done the fast faster we can go to the party and be back over here for our ten-pm booty call with that stallion we met on the train."
"Yeah... I'm really looking forward to that." Night Blade said.
"Great!" And just like that, all four of us disappeared in a flash.
After everything was over with, Celestia and Luna remained.
"Well I guess I better fix the door." Celestia said.
"And I should go and let Night Wing know that they might be showing up a bit later than usual. Their true first night on the job is in a few days after all and he wants to do last minute things with them."
"Alright Luna, you get on that... although." Celestia smirked. "Wanna spy on them when they go and meet that stallion later tonight? It's going to get very hot if you know what I mean."
Luna grinned. "Of course."
Author's Note
I really hope I had the Mane 6 in character enough, because I really wanted to make sure I had that correct.
In a way I felt that typing this story felt sorta weak? ... even though I had fun at the same time 
and I think there's more I could add to this... but, as I see it right now, it's perfect as is. Maybe when I have time, I'll go back to this story and see.
I'm just not sure how readers will react to this randomness 
What did you think of it? Hopefully there wasn't too many errors since I couldn't get my friend to edit it for me. Knowing me, I missed some.
Next and Final story will be: First Night on the Job
That will involve Night and I meeting Prince Blueblood in a similar situation of sorts taking place in Canterlot... I have a good idea of what I will do in that sequel.
After that, I'll be done with typing up stories I love reading stories that all of you write more so I will focus on that.
