Spike's Feet

by JusSonic

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash
Length: 7510

In a somewhat fanmake of a Looney Tunes short, Spike and company tries to escape paying an angry hotel manager.

Based on a Looney Tunes short. Our heroes have handled many things in their line of work? They’ve handled understanding emotional problems, task involving career jobs, learning about some important means of friendship, and even fighting to take down villains. But can they handle the hardest job of them all which involves…..PAYING THEIR HOTEL BILL? Yes, some of the members decide to enjoy a nice commendation of the Broken Arms Hotel in Manehattan, but when a little issue involving to pay up doesn’t come up, they’ll have no choice but to….SCRAM! The only thing standing between them and getting out of working to pay off the bill, is the hotel manager, and boy is he determine that they don’t get out until they PAY UP! What sorta comedy will happen here, it’s a humor event we can’t miss.

Published 2015-10-21 22:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-21 22:20:02 UTC

Chapter 1

MLP: Spike’s Feet

The scene focuses on what was some hotel tower building with a sign that reads ‘Broken Arms Hotel’ on it. For it’s here that the story truly begins in ways one never expected. As it’s starting out, we find Spike & Fluttershy were in their room with someone, discussing over their bill.

Fluttershy was looking over the bill for the hotel, and let’s just say, it was pricey.

“Wow, that’s really pricey." Spike spoke in what he saw was how much they have been using the stuff for the hotel they stayed in.

“Oh my, this looks serious Spike!” Fluttershy spoke in concern as Spike took the bill to read it over them both while mumbling a few parts.

"Broken Arm's Hotel Bill…” Spike reads the title line of the bill for the hotel, as he reads down the list. "Room 65.00 dollars, Bath (with hot and cold running water) 20.00 dollars, One Louis XVI Bed (without Louie) 32.00 dollars, Air (for breathing) 15.00 dollars, Sunshine (2 days) 12.50 dollars, GoodWill 17.50 dollars, Extra Goodwill 10.50 dollars, TOTAL is…152.50 dollars!” That was the total sum of everything in using the hotel’s supplies.

“I guess we may have gotten a little carried away.” Fluttershy spoke in feeling that their stay here was a little extra costly.

Spike lowered his surprised eyes at this bill to talk with the manager. “Um, sir, I hate to question this, but…? Aren't some of these prices a bit silly?” To Spike, these prices seem a little whacky, who makes prices for certain usage on stock this pricy.

The manager was cleaning his one glass eye-spec and he was a Unicorn stallion with pale fur, had on a fancy toupee for hair, a mustache under his nose and clear white gray eyes with only black dot opals. He was wearing a purple coat with four gold buttons, black pants and brown shoes. This was the hotel manager for the Broken Arms Hotel, and he wants to keep his business clear on the payment customers owe him. In which case, that would be the group of ponies staying and preparing to leave.

“Hmmm….You of course…deh…pay the Bill NOW before you leave. NO!?” The manager asked off to the group with a sincere smile, while putting his glass eye spec in his right eye to look down with a wide grin in asking for payment in a Frenchy tone accent.

“Um, no…I-I mean YES! Oh dear, I got lost in the conversation. But I’m, sure Rainbow Dash & Phobos will be right back. They should out paying up front now!” Fluttershy replied a bit, but was slightly confused by the French words to be pointing her hoof behind him, stating her pals are cashing their money right now with a nervous shy smile.

“Hopefully so, we promised to meet Twilight, AJ, Ben & Nyx after we pay for our stay that they went ahead of us.” Spike said in feeling worried at what's taking Rainbow’s group so long to get here; the manager wants their pay or things will get ugly fast.

Behind the door's window, we see hands shaking something as it was rattling like dice. "Come ooooon Seven!" The voice of Phobos is heard as he was calling for his lucky dice number, even to toss the shadow hands holding dice up to rub them more for luck. "Be good to Phobos!” The Moon Dragon asked in a pray to get a lucky number here as he got the dice in his one hand now. "Don't FAAAAIL ME NOW!" Phobos spoke out his last pray for luck as he soon started to play his roll.

"Cruuffvhmm…" Then he rolled the dice to get his lucky number, however…

"Click…." There was a snapping finger sound, then followed by a strange male voice who maybe Phobos’s playing partner. "Uh-Oh! Snake Eyes!" The man behind the doors stated that Phobos’s roll was two ones, in short, he lost. "Tooooo Bad!" The man spoke in feeling sorry for the loser, namely Phobos. "Yous' ah DEeeeead Dragon! Dragon!” The man exclaimed out loudly that seeing Phobos used the last of his money, which was supposed to pay the hotel, he was dead when he had to explain the loss of payment.

"Cruffvhmm…" The doors open to let a mopping Phobos with his head held low, slump arms and with sorrow written on his face as he lost his winnings.

“Yo Phobos!” Soon flying into the scene was none other than Rainbow Dash. “Cash in the money, I just got this Awesome cup that says…I’m awesome, which is true!” Rainbow Dash held a cup that did say ‘I’m Awesome’ on it and it’s a pretty big one.

“And I bought loads of sweets! And boy are they good!” Pinkie Pie pops in looking extra perky in what she bought. “So, we paid and ready to go?” She asked another question of the topic.

“Um, about the check.” Phobos tap his fingers in feeling a little unsure. “I lost it all in a gamble game.” He told the ponies of what he did.

“YOU WHAT!” The two mares yelled out in shock of what Phobos did.

“Someone challenge me to a game, said it was an easy game and me losing were 60 to 40.” Phobos spoke to say this as he thought it was simple.

“First rule of gambling, know your opponent, the guy weasel you and you lost.” Rainbow Dash scolds the Moon Dragon for being so gullible.

“Well let that be a lesson, baby Dragons shouldn’t play any gamble games if you aren’t clear of the rules.” Pinkie Pie scolds Phobos like a teacher does to children.

“But, maybe you can spare some dough?” Phobos asked in hoping this group can spare him the money to pay back.

“I’m flat broke now and I lost my receipt.” Rainbow Dash shrug off her shoulders in saying she doesn’t have any money. “Pinkie, maybe we can return your candy.” She look to the pink pony in thinking of one way to deal with this.

“Can’t…I ate them all.” Pinkie Pie shrug off to say this.

“How much candy you bought that you don’t have anymore?” Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow in being curious of that idea.

“Uh, depends.” Pinkie Pie sheepishly spoke in feeling like she bought lots of candy, but ate them all; oops.

“In short, we’re all broke.” Rainbow Dash dryly stated in how this turns out.

“Can this get much worse?" Phobos complains in seeing things couldn't get much worst then they are now, however….

As soon as Phobos & the others came near the door to his room, they all slowly heard voices.

“I wouldn’t worry, Rainbow Dash and our friends will be here in a minute with the money as promised!” Fluttershy’s voice assured that she knows their friends were coming over with the check very soon.

"Right, it’s not like one of them spent the last money on personal possessions and the other lost it in a bet or gamble, right?" Spike’s voice also spoke out for other’s defense, believing even the random Pinkie, the ego Rainbow and the goofy Phobos couldn't mess things up for them, right?

After hearing his pals speak about him like that, Phobos began to sweet with panic knowing what he’s gotten them into, before saying under his breath. "This really isn't good." If he goes in there with no money to pay up, then this situation will be more worse than any battles against their evil enemies, and that's with the fury of an upset hotel manager.

“Great, how are we gonna get out of this?” Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes in what they do from here.

“Oh, I think I know! Listen!” Pinkie Pie smiled in having a perfect idea that could help them.

Soon Pinkie Pie whispers her plan to Dashie & Phobos, they slowly nod in hearing that before they crack sly smiles; that plan sounds devious, but heck…sounds perfect!

Meanwhile within the room with the Hotel Manager who heard what Spike & Fluttershy said earlier…

"Well I hope so!" The Manager's voice said, as the scene shows him inside sitting with Fluttershy & Spike awaiting the others in question. He started to smoke a cigar, blow out some smoke before continuing his talk, when Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie & Phobos suddenly came in right in his face, surprising both him and the others.

"What the?” Spike was going to asked Fluttershy what the others were doing, but was cut as those now here were speaking to the manager with an upset tone.

"Insulting my integrity, A FATSO!" As Phobos continued to talk, he was pushing his face into the manager's face. "Insinuating, we flee this "flea bitten dump, A FATSO!" After that, his face push the manager's face so deep inside, that it looked like Phobos’s face was now stuck in it as he continued to speak. "Intimating we have scald with your financial remuneration!" Phobos popped his head out of the manager's still stuck face and said this in remarking his claim. "A FATSO!" Yep, the Moon Dragon had really gone and done it now.

“Yeah! You got some nerve alright! When you should know who we are!” Rainbow Dash proclaimed to say this in sounding mad as well.

Then those arguing looked at Hotel Manager again, see what his now flat face looked like now and the pink pony said this to us viewers in breaking the fourth wall. "Hey looky here, a Dick Tracy character! Prune Face!" Pinkie Pie & the others left him as the manager's face started popping out of his squashed face state, first his cigarette, left, right eye, nose, then his month.

The manager however, looked at Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie & Phobos with an angry stare as we see their reflections from his right eye glass as he begins to snarl. "Mwuuu! You have insulted me!" Then he was taking his left white glove off his hoof and said this. "We meet on the field of honor!" He brought his glove up above those that insulted him and was preparing to take it out on them.

“Oh my!” Fluttershy didn't like this and shut her eyes to not see.

“This won’t be good to see!” Spike said in getting a feeling this won't be pretty of what comes next before he closed his own eyes.

"SLAP!" The two open their eyes to see a red mark on Phobos’s right side face were the glove had stroke him. And apparently Rainbow & Pinkie Pie used him to shield them.

“Hey! Why’d I get the slap?” Phobos protest in what he got.

“You think I wanna get slapped?” Rainbow Dash complained over the matter.

“Right, plus it’ll hurt!” Pinkie Pie nods in also agreeing.

Then the manager pulled something out of his coat and present it to the three in front and said this in a gentleman's manner. "My card!" He wants those to know him, to remember it in the future.

"You've had your coffee recent for this week, Ros-Pe-Air!" Rainbow Dash said this while taking the manager's card and cutting it with a hole puncher, returned it back to the manager, as he sees it's been turned into a Christmas paper ornament.

“Wow, that’s really pretty.” Fluttershy smiled in liking such a talent, too bad Spike felt that was the wrong place at the wrong time to shred this manager’s card.

"You have insulted me & my pals! So now, we meet on the field of onion!" Pinkie Pie spoke forth dramatically as she has a red glove behind her, and shows everyone that she's got inside of it is actually…A HORSE SHOE!

"A Horse Shoe? Really?” Spike said under his breath in surprise by this before he sees Pinkie’s smiling innocent-like until she hit's the manager with her red glove, with a horse shoe she placed inside it. "Braughnringringringhnnn….!" The manager's head rings around from feeling that impact, showing an image horse shoe on his head that was making vibrating sounds from the impact.

The manager's body wobbles while Pinkie Pie dumps the glove and the horse shoe comes out all broken to pieces. "KE-KO-KE….!" Then the manager falls down on the ground, then Pinkie Pie pushes the manager's back hoof, raising him up like a trash bin's top and got some fly paper out to say this. "My card! You CAD!" Then she stuck the paper to the manager's face in a silly way of doing it, making it hard for him to see it.

“Heheh, don’t he look silly.” Phobos giggled at seeing the guy’s face.

“Alright ponies, time to leave!” Rainbow Dash announced in what they do now.

“But our pay. Woah….” Fluttershy yelps in being cut off so suddenly.

“Oh man, this might get hairy.” Spike sweat-dropped even further when he spoke this, feeling things might get worst from here and that if Twilight saw this would be mad.

“Now for a Looney Tunes’ laughter, in honor of Daffy Duck! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!” Pinkie Pie laughed off strangely without any reason and was hopping up and down routine. Dashing away from the manager, Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie along with Phobos exits out the door, now had a large pile of suitcases in their hold, with Fluttershy & Spike placed on top of the pile, ran down the hallway, near an evaluator, got on trying to escape, some things fell after getting in and the runners pulled them inside as the doors closed.

“Isn’t this a little overboard?” Spike asked off from being inside the elevator.

“When you’re skipping out a pay, you do crazy things!” Phobos issued to say this about their stunt performance.

“Down we go!” Pinkie Pie press a button that started the elevator.

The evaluator goes down at the moment, stating those that left are gone. Then the next thing that happens is that the elevator's number panel goes out of control, the clock breaks, as the doors are open, someone quickly made a return trip on the top floor. We hear marching bands play in the background, showing the suit case mountain with Rainbow, Pinkie Pie & Phobos backing away from an angry manager while they and their friends give a nervous smile before they were all back in their rooms again.

"SLAP-SLAP-SLAP!" Then we soon hear some noises like slapping and unpacking from Rainbow, Pinkie & Phobos’s voice. "Huff-Huff!" It sounded like the trio were hurrying themselves from what was happening.

"AND YOU DON'T GET OUT! UNTIL YOU….PAY UP!" The manager shouted off at the group as he left out of the room, then got his right eye glass out from behind the fly paper and put it on his still covered face, and shut the gang’s door.

Phobos popped his head through the eye hole in being smaller to fit through, taped the manager's shoulder and said this in a sweat voice. "Psss! Pinkie’s card, please…” He then pulled out the fly paper off the manager's face, sending him back a bit as the eye hole shut itself.

"BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!" The manager angrily pounds on the door for what the sneaky moon dragon did just now. "CLICKCLICKCLICK!" He tried to open the door, but it wouldn't open; it was locked from inside. "CLACKCLACKCLACK!" He tried pushing it down, but that didn't work well for him. "CREKCREKCREK!" He tried opening the eyehole Phobos came from, but still nothing, he was sweating and panting from doing so much, but still got zero results out of it. "Pant! Pant! Pant! Pant! Pant!" Then he see's something that ceases his panting, he smiles in a wicked way at what he can still do as he pounds over from throwing his weight near a metal stairs pipe holder. And then he rips out a huge piece of it and plans to charge down the door by breaking it down. "Nnnnrrrrllllllaaaaaahowowowowoo!" When just as he’s about to charge, in some crazy manner, Pinkie’s front hooves pop from underneath the door and pulls the rug. "WOOP!" That move made the manager lose his balance from being under the rug. "ClukCluk!" Then the manager was thrown in the air, dropped what he had just as he was over the stairs. "OOP!" The manager yelps from the sudden reaction caused the guy to lose his ground and falls to the stairs, making these sounds from each step he hits on the way down; in a comical matter. "Owch! Ouch-Ouch-Ouch! Oww! Ahh! Owe! Ooh-ooh!" He continues saying things in pain as he continues falling down the round stair way.

Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Spike & Phobos stand near the rails while seeing the manager continued to fall down the stairs, they even see his image through their eyes. From left to right as it went and they heard the guy’s yelps of pain from each step he hit…

"Crasshhedhhmm…." Until suddenly, they all finally hear a crash sound and hear the manager moans. "Oooooooouuuuuuuuu!" From the sounds of it, the manager was in pain from when he hit the bottom; especially when they are so high up.

"From falling up FIFTY FLOORS! I have to say that's gotta hurt….allot!" Phobos issued to say this point, as he and the rest stood a few feet away from the stairs.

“Oh dear, maybe that was too much!” Fluttershy spoke in thinking they overdid that act a bit.

“Nah, he’ll be fine. Just some boo-boos here and there.” Pinkie Pie waved off in not feeling worried at all.

“Man, if Twilight learn what we did, she flip.” Spike spoke in seeing if the others saw what they did, they be pretty steam.

“Aw let it be, in any event.” Rainbow Dash turned to her pals and said this in a bragging rights moment. "I guess we showed that over stuff turkey a thing or two in messing with us…” This will mean they are now off the hook, until…

"WHAT!" The manager instantly got back up from his fall down the stairs very quickly, which surprised the others, as they just stood there, knowing for certain that they are in trouble again from what the guy managed to hear.

“Eek!” Fluttershy quivered in fear in what has come back to them.

"Yikes!" Rainbow said this quietly after realizing who has just return from his trip down the stairs; an angry Hotel Manager.

"M-M-Me too! Yikes!" Phobos joined Rainbow Dash in what the girl said earlier in knowing the trouble they're in.

"Make that three, you guys! YIKES!" Spike said this in joining the whole shock situation of where they are now.

“QUICK! Back into the room!” Pinkie Pie yelled out in what they gotta do here.

Then all of them ran into their room again to shut themselves shut for protection.

"Nnnnrrrrllllllaaaaaahowowowowoo!" The manager was about to charge again, while in their room, Fluttershy & Spike see the manager about to charge again, and from the Pegasus mare flies down with Spike on her near the others. "Vrruohpmm." As Pinkie Pie pulls the rug again with the aid of Rainbow Dash & Phobos, as she, Fluttershy & Spike listen closely behind the door in hearing the manager fall down the stairs once again."Owch! Ouch-Ouch-Ouch! Oww! Ahh! Owe! Ooh-ooh!" They continue to hear the manager keep falling down, but it turns out from outside their room, the manager is only pretending to be falling down the stairs and was only sounding like he’s in pain. "Ouch! Owch! Oww! Ahh!" The gang got out of their room to continue listening, unaware that the manager has now close their door to their room, while still making it sound like he's in pain. "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" Then Fluttershy turns to see him, then continue to hear his moans, until she realized the manager was standing near them. Fluttershy turn Spike & Phobos’s faces, they saw this, and turn Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash’s faces. And with that, they all soon saw the manager still here, and ran straight for their room, but instead. "Ruum! BRANKAAHH….!" They of course, crashed, with Pinkie Pie’s mouth stuck inside the door, and Fluttershy holding on to Rainbow’s neck, like she was hugging her as Spike & Phobos were knock on the ground.

"OK! We'll pay! We'll pay!" As Pinkie Pie got her mouth out, then Fluttershy was hiding behind both her and Rainbow Dash, while Spike & Phobos slowly got up. The pink pony brought out her little bag carrying cash and said innocently. "Let us see now. How much was it? How much?" The pink pony pretended to forget how much money they owe the manager while the gang knew they are low on that subject itself in front of the strict manager.

“Right, with everything, we never knew how much to pay up.” Phobos shrug off to say while rubbing his aching head.

“So, how much do we owe after this little matter?” Spike asked in feeling if the price was still the same or not.

The manager pulled out a long list of payments for this group to pay up, that includes any damage done to the hotel by this lot, as he started gibbering out mumbling sounds. "Yibenaranarmerarim!" All of it pointing to them owning him 500.62 money in TOTAL!

“We got just the thing, Pinkie.” Rainbow Dash said in thinking the answer to respond with, is with this one action.

Then Pinkie Pie popped her head above the Hotel Manager’s head and said this to the stallion. "SOLD…To an AMERICAN!" Then Pinkie Pie ducks her head behind the bill while the manager was puzzled by this until…."BANG-Griighnn…!" Then he gets hit with a hammer out of thin air, making a ringing sound after the hit. And the one who pulled that random action was none other than Pinkie Pie, much to those that were either amused or not so amused in this violent action.

“Well that cut the deal short.” Phobos shrug off to say in seeing how they handled that.

“Oh dear. I think he’ll be very angry when he wakes up.” Fluttershy yelps in feeling when this guy wakes up, he’ll remember that act.

“I gave up reasoning, for now…lets slip!” Spike insisted to say, while he doesn’t wanna do so, they cross the line of no return; time to bail.

Then the group went back into their room to bring out their stuff again, with Rainbow, Pinkie & Phobos carrying them once again.

“Away we go!” Pinkie Pie declared in them going out…

After that, the gang came out, but their stuff fell when the group, Rainbow, Pinkie & Phobos bottom, Fluttershy in the middle, and Spike on the top, saw the manager's head blocking the ground group from going anywhere and was glaring at them. "Whoahoohoohoohoohoohoo" Pinkie Pie then made her random laugher as she and the others open their eyes to see who's blocking them and she leads the group through a bunch of doors, each time coming out with silly results. "Whoahoohoohoohoo!" Pinkie was on top of Fluttershy as Rainbow, Spike & Phobos ran to the door on the left, then it was Rainbow Dash carrying the manager to the right hall side door, then the manager carrying Spike & Phobos to the left door, with Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy chasing him, then it was the gang that ran to the right side hall's door, with the manager behind them as Rainbow shut the door in his face. "SMACKAAHHH!" The manager's body was a flat pancake as he toppled over a few times from the impact, leaving a broken mark on the door. "FLAP-FLAPFLAP!" He flapped backwards from his impact until he returned to normal to continue after the fleeing guests.

"Clackhmmm!" Then Hotel Manager opened the door, but was shocked to see instead of a door, it was another door; hugh? "Clackhmmm!" He opened it to find another door in its path again; which was weird. "Clackhhmmm!" It did it again, as he opened to find another one right after the other; how was that possible? "Clackhmmm!" Then he just continued to open many doors, each one the same as the other; how many were station here? "CLACKLCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK!" Until finally, he came to a door with a sign on it that said. "Monotonous Isn't It?" This left him shocked to even believe it, but maybe the pink pony had something to do with this.

Then outside the top floor's window, the gang throws out a tied up bed sheet to use as rope to climb down with, Spike went first with Fluttershy flapping her wings, then Phobos with Rainbow Dash flying beside him, then lastly was Pinkie Pie. "URRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!" They were dropping really fast until they past an open window were Phobos came back up and whistled. "Wheewhooo!" He saw a beautiful mare in a black swimsuit answering her phone.

"Hey!" Phobos looked up to see that he forget that Pinkie Pie was on top of him, so when she pushed himself up, he pushed Pinkie back up along with him. “Is this really the time to fool around?” Pinkie asked of all the silly things, the Moon Dragon had to do this unknown act.

“What? A Dragon can be interested in other things in life!” Phobos protest to say this in his defending act.

“Yeah, how’s about you deal with that if Nyx learn about this?” Rainbow Dash flew near the guy to make a sly comment.

“D’oh! Fine…I’ll be good.” Phobos groans in knowing he rather not upset Nyx if he did a bad behavior act, she scold him as much as Twilight would.

With that, they continue to slide down the bed sheets line.

Spike was the first to make it to the ground followed by Fluttershy who landed near him as they looked up to await their friends.

"Hurry up there, you guys!" Spike spoke off to his friends above, unaware that a familiar hoof is placing matches near Fluttershy’s hoof. “We gotta find Twilight and the others to help us get out of this mess, times a wasting!" As he said that, lots of matches were under Fluttershy’s hoof as the familiar hoof had a lit match and started to light the other matches, smoke came out under where Fluttershy was while Spike decided to climb on her back.

“Spike, maybe we should hurry and find the others before…” Fluttershy never got a chance to say it, for something surprised her. "Whooosh!" She then launched upwards, like a rocket blasting up in the air while she yelled this out in pain! "YEEEOOOOW!" Her head was like a pointed needle edge of a rocket ship, the matches burned her hoof enough that she jumped up at blinding speed.

“WOOOAH…Fluttershy! What are DOOIINNNG?” Spike yelps to hold on tight, what was going on that startled the shy Pegasus?

Then Phobos looked down to see Fluttershy & Spike coming up real fast. “Um, Rainbow! Does Fluttershy turn into a rocket launcher when she wants to fly faster?” Phobos asked Rainbow Dash a weird question at the moment.

“You kidding me.” Rainbow said too Phobos a bit puzzled from the question. "Why ask such a thing?” She asked Phobos why would he asked such a question.

"Cause here she comes now!" Pinkie Pie yelled out a bit, as she pointed down for them all to see what she meant by her words.

After they saw and got the point, Rainbow Dash looked up and said this loudly to the ones without wings. "Climb for it! INCOMING PEGASUS ROCKET!" As those who were on the bed sheet stopped descending, they tried climbing back up until Fluttershy and Spike came at them.

"RAAAAAANNNNN!" The yellow Pegasus’s speed was so fast, it eventually caught up to a surprise Phobos & Pinkie Pie who yelped out! "Hoo-hoo-hoohoo" Fluttershy hit Phobos in the behind while Pinkie Pie got her legs burn from feeling that rocketing Pegasus as they were going up, then without warning, stopped at the same window and someone whistle again.

"Wheewhooo!" Phobos whistle again, but so did Pinkie Pie that earn some attention.

“What, there’s a tasty cupcake in the room and it looks tasty!” Pinkie Pie stated to say this in her own case of point, much to anyone’s confusion.

"Proofh-Prrofh-Prroofhm…." Then the group on the bed sheet hurried back into the open top floor window followed by a rocketing Fluttershy.

“Oh boy, better go after them.” Rainbow Dash slapped her forehead in seeing what she’ll need to do, and followed after her friends.

Fluttershy, Phobos, Pinkie Pie, and even Spike got to a bath filled tub and prepared to put their burn spots in the water. Fluttershy was going to put her burned left hoof, Phobos’s behind, Pinkie’s legs, and Spike who suffered a burning mark on his forehead in the water to help calm the burn.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" They all made that relax feeling sound after putting their burning marks in the tub, causing steam to be created. "Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough!" They all coughed a bit until they heard one person's cough that sounded familiar, Pinkie Pie pull the steam cloud away to reveal the manager coughing too. "Cough! Cough! Cough-Cough!" Then Pinkie Pie zipped him into the steam cloud before she, and everyone including Rainbow Dash who came soon ran to the open window again.

"One for the money!" Phobos said off, as Pinkie Pie was spinning their bed sheet's line into a rope. "Two for the show!" After Phobos said that after showing the number 'two' from his fingers. "Three to get ready!" Pinkie Pie tossed the line to the other building, as it was now secured, then everyone shook their heads as "Let's do this!" as the Moon Dragon said this. "And four to..." Then Phobos, and Spike got onto Pinkie Pie followed by Fluttershy & a daring Rainbow Dash as the Moon Dragon yelled out this cry! "GE-RO-NI-MO!" He continues to expand it a bit until they reach the other open window, but then smoke comes out of that window as they are pushed out with a cloud a steam that's coughing.

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough!" Until it's reveal to be a sly smiling manager which makes the gang smile nervously before they're back inside the same window and the manager blocks it with wooded boards and nails in an instant.

Moments later, we still see the Broken Arms Hotel and right near the top floor window, we can hear a voice crying out saying this. "I can't stand it! I can't stand it! This is getting to me! I'm going starve crazy!" We now see the inside of the building, and it looks like someone is wearing a chain ball. "Bast heel batty! Cooler cuckoo!" We see its Pinkie Pie chained by her back right leg, looking in the mirror at herself. "Look at my prison peller! I’m losing my pink color! I’m as black as a sheep!" Pinkie Pie points to herself to gloomily exclaim what she's looking like now.

“That’s cause you’re looking at a black mirror, Pinkie Pie.” Rainbow Dash pointed out the fact in flapping nearby, but her leg back hoof was chained.

“How long have we been here Dashie, months, YEARS, I’ve lost track of time or if any villains have attacked yet?” Pinkie Pie asked off historical in going a little out of it.

“Easy Pinkie. It's only been seven hours." Spike came up to Pinkie Pie, wearing a chain ball to his right leg as he spoke more.

“Easy for you to say, we’re being treated like criminals!” Phobos told them as he rubbed his poor nose, in remembering the day that happen to him.

"If only we didn’t leave our gear at home, we would have taken that jerk down for the count by then!" Rainbow Dash cursed the irony of it all as she told the others of this unfortunate situation.

Spike comment, “In all fairness to the manager, he IS just trying to do his job by making sure we DON’T try to skip out on our bill, and Phobos DID try gambling with money he could NOT afford to lose. Therefore, we really DID bring this on ourselves. The manager isn’t evil, after all; just in a situation where he has to enforce the rules. Would it REALLY be so bad to just WORK OFF our debt if we don’t have the cash on hoof? I doubt this hotel has chores that would be beyond our abilities to do, after all.”

“Yep, this is looking pretty bad. We’re stuck till we pay back everything we owe.” Rainbow nods her head in feeling they aren’t leaving anytime soon.

"And not to mention the trouble we caused them, remember?" Pinkie Pie pointed that out to the gang on how their reckless acts to leave without paying only increase their bill.

“But you and Rainbow did most of the crazy stuff, I only did the face thing.” Phobos pointed out something the random mare forgot to add in.

Fluttershy was counting down the long moments they have been here. “Oh my, if only one of our other friends were here." The mare suggested out from making another mark on the wall of how long they've been here while also chained to an iron ball in chains to her back right hoof.

“Fluttershy, you’re a GENIUS!" Rainbow Dash looked to Fluttershy with a smile after hearing what the mare just said, then continued on. “If any pony could get us out of this, it’s our pink pal!" The daring mare exclaimed that they have a chance to escape from this place, by the help of one pink pony.

“But Pinkie Pie’s trapped here too.” Spike pointed of who the pony was referring to?

“Not her, the other pink pony! Pinkamena!” Rainbow Dash pointed out the different pony in question.

“Why her?” Phobos raised an eyebrow in hearing this.

“Do you have any idea how many times we tried to keep her locked in that dungeon under Sugarcube Corner, only for her to break out again?” Rainbow Dash explained the case, Pinkamena can get them out of this jam.

“I get’cha Dashie, maybe she can help us!” Pinkie Pie nods off in getting the idea now.

"I saw her in action once.” Fluttershy stood up from where she sat to exclaim what she saw Pinkamena do one daring feat.

"The villain had her trapped!" Pinkie Pie pretended to be the other pink pony locked up in his cage.

"And Pinkamena swung her dagger right in his gun!” Fluttershy said this, as she flew a little off the ground in what happened next.

"A BANG!" Pinkie Pie made a gun shoot sound like someone got shot, surprising the baby Dragons by that action.

"What happen next?" Spike & Phobos asked feeling a bit curious of the 'bang' part of the story.

“The enemy blew up from his own gun and fell. Duh!” Rainbow Dash pointed out in pretending to have fallen. “I can’t believe I would say this, but Pinkamena seems like our best chance to get out of here. Pinkie, you got her number?” She stated off to say this while hoping they can get in contact.

“Yeppers!” Then Pinkie Pie rolled her ball near a telephone and said to the others in chains. “All I have to do is dial her secret number and have her come help us out.“ She got the phone and said to it with a request. "Hello, Central, give me Pinkamena please? Should be under topic; Secret Dungeon under Sugarcube Corner.” After a while the line got through and we hear some voice now.

"Hello there, this is Pinkamena you are speaking to. If you are evil, then hang up before I give you the Brrrs!” The voice, which was Pinkamena spoke and in a threatening manner.

"Hello Pinkamena! It's me, Pinkie Pie." Pinkie Pie told the one on the line as she, and the others listen in on the conversion over the phone lines.

"Oh, hi there!" Pinkamena said in recognizing who the caller was before asking this question. "Why are you calling on the telephone instead of using Dashie’s lab-top?” The mare recalled they have communication to stay in closer touch but to call on a telephone seem old school.

“It got taken, duh!” Phobos spoke out over the line to say.

"Ssssso what can I do for you guys?" Pinkamena’s voice wasted no time in wanting to know what the gang needed right now.

“It’s like this! That Jerky Manager has got us lock up in the Broken Arms Hotel!" Rainbow Dash cuts in to point her free hoof to exclaim with an angry face which was shared by everyone who nodded in agreeing to that claim term.

"Yeah! It's no fun being a jail bird, especially when you’re not having fun while doing it!" Pinkie Pie said off over the line, as she pointed the problem out over the phone line.

“Oh, those poor birdies!” Fluttershy spoke in feeling sad to hear that.

"We thought you can help us get out!" Spike stated off with a friendly hopeful smile over the telephone in thinking the mare can get them out of this mess.

"Did you try the elevator?" Pinkamena’s voice asked over the line of what the group did to get out.

"YES!" Pinkie Pie said with a smiling nod in agreeing to doing that plan which clearly didn't work.

"Eh. Throw him down the stairs?" Pinkamena’s voice suggested the next idea of getting out of the hotel.

"YES!" Pinkie Pie said again with the same face, admitting they did that which also didn't help them out.

"OK now, did you….Use deceive?" Pinkamena’s voice thought about this next plan that could work.

"YES" Pinkie Pie said again for twice in a row with the same expression as she did that move as well.

"Al-righty then, how about this one? Swing across from the rope!" Pinkamena’s voice stated out a thought that perhaps this plan could succeed.

"YES! We tried all those ways!" Pinkie Pie said this to the listener on the other end of the line while everyone nodded happily if there's going to be a plan to get them out soon.

"So when can you get here! I'm about to lose it any second!” Rainbow Dash asked out from holding her head in almost about to pull it off until her hoof slip off. "PLUGH!" The mare accidentally hit the door next to them as it open up to reveal to the prison group that Pinkamena was not only here with them, but was a prisoner too.

“Well gee, they don't work, now do they?" Pinkamena said this, as she has a little chain ball around her right back hoof, stating she did all those things which backfired as well.

"Well so much for the escapable pony from underneath Sugarcube Corner, getting us out of here." Spike sarcastically said to himself in realizing this plan backfired before it even got started.

Then the screen goes black and then we see the red circle area, as a familiar tune is playing in the background while letters are being written in the middle of the circle screen. Signaling the end of the show, when suddenly…."STTTOOOOOOOOOPPP!" There was a loud noise that belonged to Pinkie Pie as she was ceasing this ending credits. "BRRUUURRUPH!" When we hear a record needle scratching the record, and the whole screen gets flipped over like a window's shade, and we see a Pinkie Pie over the viewing audience. “This isn’t the end, keep watching!” After saying that, something else begins to happen much to anyone’s surprise.

We soon see that Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Ben Mare, and Nyx were outside the Broken Arms Hotel. And they seem to have had Fred & Barney carry in some sacks of money to pay for all the damages done to the Hotel Manager as the repair & bill feed. The stallion counted the money and after making a firm notice of payment he look to the others.

“Hmph, it will do…but the next time one of you thinks you can get out without PAYING, you don’t get special treatment just for saving Equestria from evil tyranny and destruction.” Hotel Manager sternly issues the manner of what he has had to handle at this moment from those that were trying to cut out in paying. “Now you all, go…and if you try this stunt again, you’ll be here till you’re old and gray!” He turns to those he kept lockup in his hotel, telling them to go but the next time they try this…no more mister nice manager.

With that, Hotel Manager turns away to shut his doors. And soon those that had chains of iron balls were set free by Fred & Barney unlocking them, but now those free…had to face the upset faces of their pals.

“Heh-heh, hey Twilight…” Spike chuckled uneasy in seeing they are in trouble now.

“Don’t ‘hey Twilight’ me, Spike. What were you all thinking?” Twilight scolds the baby Dragon in what he has done.

“When we heard ye bunch got lock in dat hotel fer vamoosing’ out without paying, we rush back here!” AJ issued this from having never seen such behavior action in all her life, and when they heard about it, came running.

“Hey, blame Phobos, he was gonna pay but lost it!” Rainbow Dash pointed in giving the guy that lost the money they were gonna pay the hotel owner in the first place.

“What do you have to say for the trouble you’ve caused, Phobos?” Rarity narrows her eyes on the Moon Dragon for an explanation.

“Next time I gamble, I’m calling in Joey Dice for some helpful luckiness.” Phobos mumbled to say that next gambling experience, he’s asking the guy he met in the End of Equestria to help out.

“Oh Phobos, what are we gonna do with you?” Nyx rolled her eyes to sigh in having her pet pal say such things.

“Pinkamena?” Then entering the scene was none other than Golden Heart, which surprised the pink pony to see he was here too and not too happy.

“Oh, hey Goldie…guess this explains why I haven’t been back for a while.” Pinkamena sheepishly said in seeing that her brother found her out.

“Why didn’t you tell me you we locked in a hotel, I would have busted you out?” Goldie asked in why his sister didn’t tell him about such matters.

“It’s…embarrassing to say I couldn’t when after escaping so many times from my own prison of a dungeon home.” Pinkamena rub the back of her head to blush slightly that she, who busted out from a dungeon, couldn’t get out of hotel security by one guy…was embarrassing to say the least.

“Hugh…what am I gonna do with you?” Golden Heart sighs to slap his forehead, his sister can be a lot on his shoulders when she’s not defending others from evil.

“But boy, you think after handling evil villains, hotel managers wouldn’t be that big a deal. Makes me glad we don’t handle such situations.” Pinkie Pie spoke off to say this in never knowing that fighting evil seem a little more better for them then handling debts from angry hotel managers of sorts.

“Alright then, let’s just go home now. I think you all have learn a very….unusual lesson today.” Ben sighs to say this in thinking it’s time they return home now.

“When you owe someone money, you should pay up. But, didn’t I avoid that from Iron Will?” Fluttershy stated about the lesson, but thought back to what she did in not paying a debt.

“That was different, Fluttershy. And when we get back home, we’ll think of a suitable punishment for you all.” Twilight issued to say this while announcing that there will be consequences for those that caused a big scene here.

Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Pinkamena, Spike & Phobos sigh in sorrow in having heard that. As it looks like maybe they have been better off without being saved by paying back their debt. And now the scene goes into darkness which ends this very weird, random, and very humorist story now…

The End

Author's Note

Cast list
Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon
Ashleigh Ball: Rainbow Dash, Applejack
Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Pinkamena Piane Pie
Chris Sanders: Phobos the Dragon
Dee Bradley Baker: Hotel Manager of the Broken Arms Hotel
Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity
Jason Marsden: Ben Mare
Daveigh Chase: Nyx
Orlando Bloom: Golden Heart
Lee Tockbar: Male voice

Whelp, this was nice. Now we got a very funny story that seems just as hard as handling villains. Anyway, now I am going to try to finish up on my Five Nights of Freddy’s story which should be soon. Wish me luck!