The Adventures Of Equestria
When The Cameras are off (Twilight's Story)
"And we are clear! Great job everypony, we will send you the script for season 6 in a few months, have fun with.... well whatever you all do..." announced the director.
"Whatever." Twilight said as she took out a bottle of whiskey, downing it in a matter of seconds, almost immediately its effects took place almost immediately, causing Twilight's eyes to water from the sting. "Oh yeah that's the ticket." Twilight said, oblivious of the ponies looking at her strangely. Noticing the ponies looking at her strangely, Twilight spoke up. "What? Can't a pony drink whenever she feels like it?" All the ponies looking at her looked away and began to work on cleaning up the set, and talking about how the next season will be like.
Twilight, after her rebuttal to the ponies looking at her, headed back to the castle to enjoy some peace, quiet and big bottles of Applejack Daniels. Twilight slams open the front door to her home and calls out for her not-so-helpful assistant. "SPIKE! Where is all the Applejack Daniels!?!" Twilight calls out, obviously starting to get drunk from the vodka she drank about an hour ago.
Spike, who was reluctantly walking down the stairs, walked over to Twilight to give her the bottle, "God damn it Twilight, you need to stop drinkin' so much, it's bad for your insides, sooner or later your gonna kill yourself from all this drinking." Spike said with his Scottish accent, which he somehow hides very well when the cameras are rolling.
Twilight looked at spike discerningly. "Twilight, it's bad for your insides, you're gonna die!" Twilight said, trying her best to impersonate Spike, which just sounded like Twilight, well, drunk. "Here's something to put in your baby brain of yours" Twilight paused for a moment to put a hoof on Spike's head. "I. Don't. Care." Then Twilight removed her hoof from spike's head, and trotted to her room, so she can be alone with her bottle of alcohol.
Twilight headed upstairs to her room, slamming the door shut, she fell onto her bed, belly up, popped the bottle open and just completely DOWNED that bottle! a whole bottle of Applejack Daniels! In only a matter of SECONDS! But like all drunks, she fell asleep soon after drinking it.
Spike slowly opened the door, prepared for anything that could be thrown his way, but nothing came at him, all he heard was a tree grinder, grinding at a tree. Spike moved over toward Twilight, realizing that there was no tree grinder, just Twilight asleep, and snoring. Spike tried shaking Twilight awake, which did not help anything, she just continued to snore. Instead Spike slapped Twilight, which actually caused her to wake up for once, "Ugh... my head...." Twilight said a she put her hooves on her temples.
Spike just looked at Twilight and said "Well maybe if you didn't drink so much, you would have a hangover every time you wake up." Spike pulled out a letter, addressed to Twilight, "Oh and Princess Celestia sent this letter, this mornin'." Spike said as he held it out for Twilight.
Twilight used her magic to levitate it over to her, opening it, she read it aloud. "Dear Twilight, there is a potion that I want you to learn and try to figure out what it does, I don't want to ruin my royal attributes, because of me being the princess of Equestria and all, so I want you to do it instead, good luck. Sincerely, Princess Celestia." Twilight looked at the letter questioningly. "Ok then? Well it's not like weirder things have happened." Twilight took out the potion that Celestia sent, it had a bright purple color to it, and it seemed like it was glowing slightly.
"WAIT!" Spike exclaimed, he ran out of the room, coming back with a bucket and pillow armor on. "Ok now i'm ready."
Twilight looked at Spike questioningly, "Ok, well, bottoms up." She said while she drank the potion. She set down the bottle, looking at herself, not noticing anything different, she didn't feel different either. "I don't think it does anyth-" Twilight noticed Spike looking at her weirdly. "What?" Twilight asked.
"You'd better look in the mirror." Said Spike as he held up a portable mirror that he uses to admire himself.
Twilight looked in the mirror, gaping at what the potion had done to her. "I-I-I..... WHAT?!" Twilight shouted. She extended her wings only to realize her wings had also doubled. Twilight just stared at the mirror, eyes wide, jaw wide open not able to even say anything.
Spike slapped Twilight to snap her out of her daze. "Twilight! Wake up!"
"Why am I even surprised about this? I've experienced weirder before." Twilight talked to herself in the mirror.
"Yeah very true, but why would Princess Celestia make you drink a random potion that even SHE did not know about? That doesn't really seem how a princess would act." Spike said discerningly
"Well yeah, but its Princess Celestia, she doesn't even show up to help us when we are battling a giant monster." Twilight said with annoyance.
"True, she is pretty lazy." Spike answered
"Well I have some princess-y things, be right back." Twilight said as she started walking to the door. She started trotting outside, she then decided to fly around today. Twilight spread her wings and started to lift off, but stumbled and fell to the ground. "Ouch! Damn wings!" Twilight shouted at her wings. "Ugh fine I'll take the bus today." Twilight started walking toward the nearest bus stop, which was only a few feet away. The bus came only a few moments after arriving. She climbed on the bus, and sat down next to a high class mare, with orange fur and a light brown mane. Twilight sat awkwardly next to her, trying not to look at her or make eye contact. But suddenly Twilight's wings popped open, hitting the mare on her muzzle. Twilight immediately held down her wing with her hooves the best she could. "S-sorry, I just got this second set of wings and horn today, its still kinda new to me." Twilight explained. Thankfully the bus had stopped at her stop. Twilight hurriedly got off the bus, worried that the mare might flip out at her, which would not be a good thing. She then started walking around Ponyville, doing her errands, and picking up some items.
Twilight came back home, dropping all of the bags on the floor, she used her magic to teleport the bags to their rightful place in the castle. "SPIKE I'M HOME!" Twilight shouted. "AND GET ME SOME BRANDY!" Twilight started walking toward the kitchen, she saw Spike sitting at the table, he already had the drink on the table in a large cup. "Wow Spike, that's the fastest you have taken to get my drinks." Twilight said happily to Spike.
"Actually I poured it right after you left, i kept it on ice still, so it's still cold." Spike said, sipping his own drink.
"Well thanks anyways Spike," Twilight said as she took a swig of her drink.
A cloud of smoke suddenly puffed where Twilight's horn and wings were
"Well i'm glad that wore off." Spike said looking at Twilight's horn and wings.
"What wore off?" Twilight said curiously. "You mean the potion? It wore off already?" Twilight went to her mirror, looking at her single horn, and one pair of wings. "Huh, well i'm glad that's over." Twilight said gleefully. "Well I'd better write a letter to Celestia about this. Spike take a note."
Spike grabbed a quill and a piece of paper, and started writing down what Twilight said.
The letter read:
Dear Princess Celestia,
I drank your damn potion and it gave me double my horn and wings, and i could barely fly and my magic was too strong to teleport, levitating was fine but it was hard to control it, it only lasted about 12 hours until it wore off. It was a terrible day for me, so start to do your own damn work Princess!
Your Student,
Twilight Sparkle
"Ok Spike send it to Celestia, and make sure it gets to her this time, ok? I don't need another letter from the Cakes again."
"Sure thing." Spike took a deep breath and bellowed the message, sending it to Princess Celestia. Suddenly he burped and some papers came out of the flames.
"What's this?" Twilight picked up the papers. It read:
My Little Pony: Season 6 Script
"Wow they made that quick, well better get to learning my lines." Twilight said reluctantly as she began to read the script.