Twilight's first venture into masturbation

When Twilight Sparkle awoke in her Castle of Friendship, she saw Spike sleeping soundly on the floor in his tiny bed; who was snoring his fucking ass off like there was no tomorrow. Twilight tried to sleep and put some feathers from her pillow in her ears to block out the snoring, but it was to no avail because his snoring kept getting more loud and quite more annoying to Twilight's sense of hearing. Twilight got up with a very messy bed-mane and was full of rage and wanted to kick Spike through a wall with her back-hooves. She was about to engage in the action to show him how annoying his snoring problem was since some of his bed was burnt badly from the fire. She suddenly realized what she could do instead as she thought of it in her head, so many thoughts of how she could hurt him or throw him possibly even shock him into being awake like dumping cold water on his head to make him shoot up and run outside or get Pinkie to yell in his ear to cause him to shoot out the ceiling.

Instead she realized it would be best to just pinch his nose so he'd freak out and wake up in total fear of drowning. She bit his nose down, Spike suddenly jumped in terror and started running to the bathroom in fear of a monster attacking his nose in his dream. Twilight chuckled and trotted back to her bed and hopped into the covers to go back to bed but she yelled to Spike to stop snoring or she'll do it again to make him scared. She snuggled deep into her covers and used her wings to keep herself extra warm in her comfy bed. As she slept she dreamed of a young mare sneaking into her Mirror Portal she made using the Book that Celestia sent to her that Sunset used to send her letters. Twilight sprung up and sneaked to the portal very quickly to see but she didn't see anything weird at all or anything missing. The only thing different was the fact there was a tiny little photo of a bright screen and a few words she couldn't read, seeing this made her think of the computer back at the school she once went to for a month. She activated the portal and hopped in, her body felt the same changes as the last two times she ventured through, her bones cracking and moving to different sections of her body, extra parts growing and leaving one after another.

As the transformation finished she landed on her head through the portal dazed like the other times, she hurried towards the building even through it was like 3 fucking AM in the morning. The only thing that stopped her was the door hitting her face sort of roughly; knocking the wind out of her slightly smaller lungs. She peeked through the doors and saw nothing but a few lights on and a very old janitor cleaning some lockers with some old shitty rags. Twilight knocked on the door and the janitor slowly turned towards her and he slowly move to the door. It took him ten minutes to get to the door and unlock it, Twilight was at her breaking point for patience and she shoved the old man aside and ran to the library to get to a computer and see what she could find deeper within about this weird photo she found. She kicked open the locked door making her foot hurt from the boot slightly bending in the place she kicked the door in.

She ran towards the nearest computer that one of the stupid students left active and running, she had to spend an hour figuring out the password which made her more anxious and slightly more pissed off. Once she got the computer working at the best amount possible after spending some more time figuring what button did what by using her common sense. She then realized that she has never even seen such a evil device in her life, the monster known as Internet Explorer and using a Mouse and Scroll Wheel. She spent an hour of screaming, crying, biting, kicking, punching and ramming her head at the mouse to see what makes it tick until she saw that the left mouse button is used to click and drag things. She grabbed the mouse and moved it around and she got a face full of ecstasy and she swooned slightly as she got overly-excited about this victory.

Twilight found out that she could get more info out of this bizarre method of action for doing things, she needed to get to the bottom of what that fucking image is. There was a deeper meaning to this whole glowing bright blue screen and many icons. Shoe tried to poke the screen to see if anything could happen but most of what happened is she got bored quite fast and she started to bang her head on the table in anger and shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Fucking Celestia, why won't this damned thing work for me?! I am a fucking Princess who ha spent ages just trying to maintain her useless friends who only mostly care for themselves and leave me behind for their own stupid as fuck pursuits!"

She slammed the mouse's left side twice and I.E started to load before her eyes, she started to panic in fear because she thought she broke the computer but she saw that it loaded something; a home page.