Rainbow Dash awakes from a nightmare only to discover a mysterious pony zipping out of her room faster than greased lightning. Twilight wouldn't help, but since she manged to get glimpses of the mysterious pony going practically everywhere, she sets a trap.

Rainbow finds out that the job of the NightLicker is reserved for only the fastest of ponies.
Rainbow Dash disputes the speed of the current NightLicker: Flitter
Weird things happen
I plead the fifth.

A/N: I can't do this anymore. I'm going to sit in a corner and slap myself now.

For the record, Anthro only technically applies to 1.5 characters. Go look at the groups its in. Or not. How about Peachess? Les talk abou peeches tHey taste greaT!

I have issues