Around Equestria in a Lifetime - Meeting the Mane Six

by Derpibra

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Alternate Universe
Length: 10583

Derpibra's adventure starts with meeting the Mane Six, but encounters some odd problems along the way.

Derpibra begins his adventure with first meeting the Mane Six. He experiences his first encounter of major risk and learns that maybe the various tastes of adventure may be his favorite.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-23 19:20:01 UTC

Adventure Begins.

/Around Equestria in a Lifetime - Meeting the Mane Six\

The clock read Tuesday, 7:00 AM.

Derpibra awoken from his deep slumber, instant memories of last night caused him to wake up much faster. He slid off of the stained bed and gave his wings a stretch. Scratching his flank and smacking his tounge, he noticed a wonderful aroma in the air. (Smells divine...) He thought slowly as he lazily wiped the morning from his eyes. He made his way to the bathroom where he was to brush his teeth.

He then stumbled towards the kitchen and noticed his lovely mare, Derpy, in a brown apron that read "Kiss the Muffin" across it's front.

She appeared to be baking something, judging from her mittens. As she quickly shifted from fridge to stove hastily grabbing ingredients from eggs to butter, her flank shifted around and bounced repeatedly. She glanced back, figuring she heard him carelessly walking towards her. "Good morning Muffin." She said lovingly. "I see you're awake."

"Barely." He groaned, voice still adjusting for conversation. "You're looking... special today."

"I knew this apron would wake you up a bit. Hehe." She chuckled adorably.

"So," He began. "What are you making there? I don't remember buying any food, or anything to make food at that." He inquired as he watched her flank continue it's shakey movements.

"I bought some food while you were dead in the bed this morning." She giggled.

He sat at his computer. "Was I really that knocked out from last night?" He asked, turning on the device while tapping the table the moniter sat on.

"Yeah." She replied, cracking some eggs. "I have to say though, you do have a mean tounge big guy."

"I don't insult other ponies." He said, confused.

"I guess it's still early for you." She giggled at his obliviousness. "I meant 'that' kind of tounge silly."

The monitor switched on. "Oooooooh, hehe. Yeah, I knew that. I was just testin' to see if you knew what you were talking about." He joked poorly.

She let out a sarcastic "Riiiiiight", falsely taking his word for it. She slid the tray of muffins into the oven, and set the timer to fifteen minutes. "What'cha doing on the computer?"

He forgot what he was going to do, so he had to contemplate what his objective was. "Um... Oh yeah, I was going to play Fallout Equestria 4. The game just came out for PC a few days ago." He explained as he launched the game.

"So you're the gaming type?" She asked, slowly approaching him with that same hip sway she had last night.

"Yeah. Gaming's been part of me since birth." He chuckled. "Surprised my parents were never into it themselves. The most they know is Pony Mario, but that's so old school. It's all about the open world, HD, RPG titles Equestria keeps coming out with." He replied, the game reaching the start screen as he finished. "They are kinda expensive though."

Derpy sat on his lap, her flank jiggling as she landed on him. "Can I play?"

"Sure babe, just hit the Start Game button to begin." He held her hips firmly to maintain her balance as she started.

She proceeded to different areas of the game within an hour. She found assault rifles, miniguns, and stronger forms of armor in the game. She was rather lucky with the loot, but she barely had the stats or actual skill to use them effectively. She soon ran into an Albino Radscorpion and died nearly instantaneously from encountering it. "Ahh!" She yelped playfully as her character collapsed from poison and one too many stings. At least the game autosaved before that happened.

"It killed me!" She shouted at the screen.

"I got this babe." Derpibra said diligently as he loaded the autosave and went to work. Equipped with a minigun, he mowed the Albino creature down within moments, using V.A.T.S to score critical hits, and promptly teabagged it's corpse to rub shame into it's grave. An immature but classic way of making something feel bad for losing in a virtual world to be certain.

He dropped the mouse with great confidence knowing he shown his mare how skilled he can be. "And that is how you wreck an Albino Radscorpion."

"Wow, you're really good!" She said, rewarding him with a kiss to his lips.

"That was certainly better than any level up I could've gotten out of that." He said. "Not to mention I have some gameplay recorded for Ponytube!" He pressed a red button on the monitor to stop the recording.

"Glad I could help with your channel..." She said in a low tone.

"Thanks Derpy. Uhm.. Why are you talking so low?" That confused voice of his rose again. He then felt something wrap his erection he never bothered noticing. "Huh..?" His shaft stretched past her hooves.

"You seem bigger compared to last night..." She said, rubbing him slowly. "Hehe, let me give you a real prize for that Scorpion you killed."

His head fell back into the office chair. He let off a long, pleasured sigh. (This is what I get for....) His mind went blank as she clopped him faster. He moaned again, this time being a bit louder.

"I can tell you're enjoying yourself..." She hopped off of his lap and clopped him until she wrapped her silver lips around the head of his throbbing cock. She slowly dropped her head down his shaft, and continued the repeating motions. "Mmm..." Her moan vibrated him, making him want to cum all the sooner. Her tounge wrapped around his member and sucked on it rather skillfully despite that this was her second time doing this.

The pleasure was overwhelming. He began thrusting into her mouth slightly. After a minute, she popped his cock out and clopped it until he came over her face, ropes of cum spreading over her face like thread. Derpibra made one of the loudest masculine moans she ever heard, pleasured or not.

She managed to lick some of the surprisingly sweet love from her muzzle, then she proceeded to clean him up by licking his cum off of his still throbbing shaft. "You taste like muffins."

"Thanks." He panted. "I guess I have a much better reason to go for the high scores now."

Derpy went for the kitchen sink, washing her mane with crystal clear water.

He noticed she was wet underneath, to the point of dripping like the faucet. "Hmm..."

"See something you like?" Half-lidded eyes, shaking her flank signaling that she was ready for more. "Come and get it."

His cock hasn't seen the end yet, as it was still fully erect. He trotted to her enthusiastically, grabbing her by the flanks and readying himself to push in.

Derpy's hooves clopped onto the counter, using them as a balance. She felt his huge shaft enter her, and she moaned audibly as it slid in. "Go deep..." She requested.

He went as far as he could, and with a burning lust in him, he wasted no time going quickly. "You're so warm, tight, and wet..." He barely muttered through his furious pleasure.

She could hardly manage herself either. "And you're so big... stuff me with your huge gray dick!" She screamed bluntly. "Uh... Ahh!" Before long, her vagina erupted like a volcano, coating his member in a shiny layer of clear, sweet juice. "Yesss! Derpibra! YES!" She relentlessly howled his name. "Fill me with your white hot pegasus stallion spunk!!" She orgasmed two times in a row before allowing him to cum again.

He was on the verge. He slid out his penis and stuck it between her cheeks, and which point he rutted the outside of her plot before cumming all over her flank. "Uuuuuuhh...!" He made every drop come out as best he could, moaning her name softly. "D-Derpy...."

She looked back with her huge yellow, half lidded eyes. "Mmm.. Derpibra..."

He dropped down from her and took a breath. "You'll always be fun to rut Derpy..."

She shook her flank. "We can rut whenever you want babe." With her weakened hooves, she made way for the shower to clean the love from her bottom.

He followed her. He needed to get his seed off of his deflating member afterall. Celestia forbid he'd be seen in public like that.

7:30 AM.

Derpibra and Derpy were about to go on about their ways for today. Derpy had mail to deliver, and Derpibra had his Fallout Equestria 4 gameplay video uploading via the PC. His Ponytube account was linked with his Ponypal, and so if any ponies were to view advertising from other companies on his videos, he could make a considerable profit.

"I hope you liked the breakfast muffins I baked." She said, perhaps referring to another treat he received after that...

"They were great, hun." He pecked her on her lips. "Have a great day at work. My source of income is Ponytube, so I don't have to sit in offices or anything. Just upload a video and then, BOOM! We got money!" He said happily. "So you'll mostly see me wandering the town during the day."

She had a smirk on her cute face. "Hopefully those videos can pay the bills." She said sarcastically.

"You're cute." He said, catching on to her sarcasm. "They can, I assure you."

"Good." She said with now a tiny grin. "See you at 6:30 Muffin." She passionately kissed him on his lips, stepping out of the door and closing it behind her, leaving him with an intense wingboner.

"She can be a tease." He said to himself. "Weird, everytime we get close to eachother, we end up rutting. I could get used to that." He chuckled. "How did I manage to get a wonderful mare like her?"

He cleaned the house a bit. Afterwards, he'd gotten bored. Strangely enough, he didn't feel like playing video games. (I should probably head through town, see what this place is all about.) He grabbed the key from a nightstand next to the door, his Credbit card, and his map. (Where to first?) He opened the map and looked around carefully. He spotted a crystal tree on its green face. (Princess Twilight's Castle? There's a Princess living here!? Holy Celestia!) His mind nearly exploded. (I wonder what she looks like, or what her personality is like!)

He attempted to open the door, but he was twisting the locks in the wrong direction. "C'mon you stupid-" He paused. "It's the other way isn't it..." And so it was. Feeling dumbfounded, he locked the door behind him. "Stupid door." He snickered spitefully. (Ok. It's... in that direction right?) He thought. (Yup. Okay, let's go!) He spread his broad wings, and lifted above the ground with each flap. He began to gain speed and soared above the ponies below. He flew with some turbulence, but nothing he couldn't control.

He was some feet from the castle of the Princess. "There it i- aagh!" He clipped a tree and smashed right through a stained glass window in the castle. "What the!?" He crashed onto the floor and slid helplessly into a circular table surrounded by six chairs. His eyes were rolling from the impact, his hooves high in the air, and feathers flying about in the new breeze.

A purple alicorn mare trotted up to him. "Oh my goodness! Are you okay?"

His hooves twitched. "Y-yeah, I'm fine..."

She helped him to his hooves and dusted him off.

"Sorry about the window..."

"No harm done, friend! My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am the Princess of Friendship, though I'm sure you knew that already." She helped him dust off. Afterwards, she casted Levitation to place the glass together, making the window seem good as new.

"Actually... No, I didn't." He said. "I never paid any attention to what goes on in Equestria's politics or... new Princesses before. In matter of fact, this map led me here." The paper was torn slightly from his crash.

"Interesting. What's your name by the way?"

"It's Derpibra!" He shook her hoof quickly.

"Nice to meet you. You know... You remind me of somepony."

He tilted his head. "Who?"

Her hoof on her chin, she paced left and right until it struck her. "It was a mailmare... wasn't her name Derpy?"

"Yup, that's her, my marefriend. Is it because of my eyes?"

"Actually, yes." She smiled. "I can tell you two probably look cute together."

He blushed lightly.

"Well," She started, changing the subject. "I'm assuming that, since you had to use a map to get here, that perhaps you're new to this town? Or is your sense of direction a bit off?" She chuckled.

"Both actually." He replied. "Just came to town yesterday morning. This towns really nice."

"It's great to see more visitors are moving in to Ponyville! Maybe me and my friends can show you around?" She asked with a cute smile.

"I'd love that, Princess!" His wings spread open in a split second from his excitement. "Who should we meet first?"

"We should start with my circle of friends since they know this town just like I do. They have personalities so unique from each other! I'm sure you'll love them!" With a spark of her horn, she pushed the doors open. "Let's go meet Rainbow Dash first. Since you both are pegasi, I'm sure you two will get along just fine. Let's go!"

The doors shut behind them as they took flight above the clouds. In the distance, a house that seemed to tower above every other house in Ponyville was present. Made of white fluffy clouds, It looked to be soft to the touch.

Twilight landed next to Derpibra, who also landed next to the door.

She gave it a pair of soft knocks. "Rainbow? Are you here? I have somepony I want you to meet!"

"Just a second..." The mare's grainy voice barely responded.

The door opened slowly, revealing a cyan mare with a bright, rainbow colored mane and tail. "Twilight... you know it's still kinda early right? It's 7:45." She yawned for a few seconds. "Anyways, who's this?"

"My apologies Rainbow. This is Derpibra."

"Hi!" He gave her a friendly grin.

(He looks like Derpy, minus the weird zebra stripes he has.) She thought. "Hey. Name's Rainbow Dash. Did you want a autograph or something?"

"Nope." He replied. "I wanted the honor of meeting you."

Her ears flipped up. "Thanks..."

"Say," He started. "Since we are both pegasi... maybe you would like to go flying sometime? You look like your a fast mare."

"Only THE fastest!" She said with a sudden burst of energy. "Is that a challenge? Because I accept!"

(Looks like she still never quite got over being a bit too... boasty.) Twilight thought to herself. She raised a brow at her.

"Well... I'm not the fastest per se... but I'm pretty dang awesome!"

Twilight rolled her eyes with a small smile.

"You can join in too Twi! Come stretch those wings!"

"I guess I could use a bit of exercise." She spread her wings abroad. "Let's fly."

"You see that black cloud over there?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Who ever gets there first wins. Simple!" The lone cloud floated above the Town Hall. "Line up riiiiiight.... here."

Everypony lined up at the edge of her cloud-filled porch. "1..." She started. "2..."

Derpibra spread his majestic wings apart.

(His wings are as big as Celestia's!) She thought. "3!!"

Within ten seconds flat, Rainbow Dash made it to the cloud. Derpibra flapped as best as he could, coming in second. Twilight was merely sightseeing, coming in thirty seconds later than they did.

"You gotta try harder Twi!" Rainbow Dash said, giggling.

"There's nothing wrong with the view is there?" She smirked.

"Nah, guess not. Hehe. But seriously, I know you can fly faster than that Twi. I've seen you!"

"I guess I'm more laxed than usual. Don't worry Dash, I'll actually try next time. Anyhow, Derpibra, There's another Pegasus I want you to meet."

"Is it another dazzling mare?" He asked.

Rainbow Dash blushed. "Flatterer..."

Twilight giggled. "Yeah, you can say that. She lives at the edge of town, in a cottage next to the Everfree Forest. Her name is Fluttershy. She can be hard to talk to if she doesn't know you, but she'll open up eventually. Do you want to go?"

He nodded. "Yup! Let's go!"

As they began to take flight, they noticed Rainbow Dash hadn't moved.

"Aren't you coming?" Derpibra asked.

"Nah, gotta catch some more sleep. Me and Tank got's a flight session to get to later. I'll see you two around!" She trotted back into her house, the door closing slowly.

"Who's Tank?" Derpibra asked.

"It's her pet turtle. He's a really cool pet. Maybe we can find you one?"

"I'd love one!"

"Then let's talk to Fluttershy about that. She can talk to animals and they understand her. Maybe she can set you up with one!"

They landed at the front door of Fluttershy's cottage.

Derpibra knocked on the door. "Hello?"

One minute passed.

"Fluttershy? Are you okay?" Shouted Twilight.

The door slowly creaked open by it's own will.

A cold shiver went down the couple's spines. They ran in in the hopes of finding their shy friend, but to no avail.

"Twilight! Take a look at this!" He crouched at a wooden table. There were yellow feathers and signs of small spots of blood on it's face.

"Fluttershy......." Twilight fell back. Tears began to form in her warm, violet eyes. "How could this...? What did this!?"

Derpibra held her. "Don't worry Twilight, she's alive. I can bet my flank on that-"

"How would you know!?" She shouted. "Just look!"

"We can go look for her. I won't rest 'till we find her. But you gotta help me."

"Do you even know what she looks like?"

"I'd wager she has a yellow coat..."

"And a pink mane." Twilight finished. "You'll know who she is if you see her. C'mon... we have to head into the forest. I bet that's where she is."

They travelled into the heart of the Everfree. The Snapping Vines, distant calls of animals, and the towering trees blocking out almost all of the sunlight projected during the morning time, it created a mood of fear for both pegasus and alicorn.

Twilight had prior experience with traveling in this forest, so she may be used to it, but for Derpibra, not so much. All he seen of the dangerous swamps and clearings of the Everfree was from his coloring books in his foalhood, but he never stepped hoof in it before.

This can, and will be a truly harrowing experience for him to be certain. But he couldn't allow fear to be his enemy.

"Twilight....." He whispered. "I-I'm not sure if I can handle this..."

She turned around. "It's okay. If you want, you can turn back. We're not too far from the enterance."

Derpibra shut his eyes in contemplation. "......N...no. I want to rescue her. Who would I be if I ran away?" His voice was quite shakey, to be expected.

"Thank you Derpibra." She gave him a friendly hug. "If anything happens, I'll be there."

He gathered some courage from that statement she made. "I guess I shouldn't be so worried. I'm partners with a alicorn who's the Princess of Freindship. What's the worse that could happen, eh?"

"That's the spirit! Let's progress forward then."

They travelled further into the dark abyss of nature. The deeper they went, the more criminally silent the area became. What could have taken Fluttershy from her home?

There was a distant rumble.

"What was that?" Twilight asked.

Derpibra jumped behind her, only whimpering.

"Stay strong..." She said. (He seems to be scared easily...)

The rumbling became more intense.

"Derpibra, I- ahhhh!" She was ripped from his clutches as a colossal, wolf like creature tackled her into the darkness. Her screams faded quickly.

"Twilight!!!!" He screamed as he was knocked nearly unconscious by an anonymous source. He laid on the ground, his vision fading. He caught a glimpse of purple magical bursts in the distance before he passed out.

He awoken.

There was only a marginal amount of light were he laid. There was a small amount of blood from a strike to his muzzle, but nothing too severe.

"What the buck...?" He stood on his weakened hooves. "Gotta... find Twilight..."

As he stood, attempting to gather himself, he felt something drip on his muzzle. It had a rancid smell. "Eww, what in-" He looked up and spotted a pair of bright, lime green eyes peering at him. He was paralyzed simply by his own fear.

The beast roared at him, yet he still did not move.

He looked down slowly, and spotted a rather dull, chipped blade on the floor. He attempted to force himself to move, but alas his mind was stuck on what was above him, and what it would do should he decide to move.

(I have to do this...... For Twilight! For Fluttershy!!) He broke for the weapon, scooped it up with his mouth by the handle, and took a combative stance. The beast crashed upon the ground and stood, growling at him. He noticed it had two ponies strapped to it's back. It was Twilight and Fluttershy!

He rose his voice, perhaps unwittingly. "Let go of my friends!!"

--Encounter!--

King Timberwolf - Level 20

-HP: 1000

-Def: 800

-Str: 1000

VS.

Derpibra - Level 1

HP: 200

Def: 300

Str: 150

Battle Start!

"I'll kill you!" Derpibra shouted. He took a swing at the King Timberwolf for 50 damage!

King Timberwolf used Everfree Blast!

The beast began forming a humongous green sphere of magic in it's mouth.

"I can't dodge that! The blast looks like it could wipe out this place! I gotta interrupt it somehow!"

Derpibra thrusted at King Timberwolf!

Critical attack! 1.5x multiplier! 75 Damage!

Everfree Blast interrupted!

King Timberwolf used claw attack!

Derpibra used Guard! The Guard succeeded! 50% Damage reduction! Received only 100 damage!

"He's tough..." He muttered.

King Timberwolf used Ultimate Attack: Savage Smash!

Derpibra used dodge! The dodge failed!

The beast rammed Derpibra and smashed him into multiple trees. As he collapsed on the dirt, the Timberwolf jumped up and smashed him into the ground.

"Gu ha!!" He coughed up blood, so much so that it created smaller splatters on the dirt.

Critical attack! Ability activated: Critical Boost! 2x Damage! Received 2000 damage!

Derpibra is defeated!

Twilight's eyes opened slowly.

"Derpibra........." She spotted him lying in a hole in the ground, presumably dead. Suddenly, magic sparked in her.

"Aaaaaaaaaah!" Twilight shouted through her body pains. Her eyes turned a blinding white color. The magical straps of Snapping Vines that bound her and Fluttershy to the beast broke. She then teleported over to Derpibra and casted Life, restoring his ability to fight.

"Thanks! Let's settle the score!" He said confidently.

--Boss Encounter!--

New Ally Gained!

Princess Twilight Sparkle (Alicorn Magic Awakened) - Level 50

-Leader Skill: Makes Friendship Elemental attacks 100% more potent each time a Mane Six member is added to the Party.

HP: 5000

Def: 2500

Matk: 4000

Str: 3000

MP: 500

Super Attack : Super Twilight Beam (15 MP)

-Causes Extreme Damage to a single enemy.

Ultimate Attack : Destroyer of Tirek (50 MP)

-Massive Light attack on all enemies that causes catastrophic damage to opponents proportional to their HP.

Team Skill: When the Mane Six are in the party, the ability "The Magic of Freindship" will become available. Massive multi-element attack that causes guaranteed instant KO when used. (600 MP, can combine Magic Power with other Mane Six members to increase amount of energy that can be used.)

--Battle Start!--

King Timberwolf used Everyfree Blast!

Twilight casted Magic Barrier! Reduced magic damage dealt to team members by 25%!

Took 75 damage!

"Fluttershy wouldn't want us to kill you, but we've no choice!" Twilight shouted with all her strength.

Twilight used Super Twilight Beam!

Magic began to haphazardly start sparking in her horn. A bright violet beam launched from her.

Dealt 1500 damage!

King Timberwolf is defeated!

--Results--

Level up!

Derpibra - Level 2!

HP : 200 -> 250

Def : 300-> 350

Str : 150 -> 200

New ability learned!

Rusted Talent - Must have rusted sword equipped to use. 3 Strikes on a single opponent that causes good damage and chance to lower Defense.

--Battle End!--

Derpibra dropped his blade and collapsed. "At least we're alive... Twilight, that magic you were using was awesome by the way."

"Thanks. Let's get Fluttershy." She said with irritation in her voice. That situation wasn't the most relaxing afterall.

Fluttershy awoken from unconsciousness. "W-what happened...? Where's Angel?"

"I don't know... I'm sorry Flutters. We didn't know Angel was missing again. We were wrapped up in trying to find you that we weren't paying much attention to why you would be out here. That, and we didn't exactly have anything to go on. We just saw blood splatters and, and-" Twilight rambled on.

"The red markings on my table? Angel played a joke on me. He plucked some of my feathers and put red makeup on the table as a early Nightmare Night prank. He scurried off into the forest when he realized how mad I was and I went after him. I was attacked almost as soon as I entered the forest though..."

"Some pet he is." Derpibra grumbled.

"He's actually kinda nice when he wants to be..." Fluttershy tucked her face behind her mane.

"Really? I almost died because of some stupid prank! He at least owes me an apology, including you and Twilight!"

Twilight was maintaining a calm composure. Even still, she had quite the tone of irritation in her voice. She walked over to him. "Go easy on her Derpibra. She's.... easy to scare."

He took a deep breath. "Sorry for me getting antsy with you Flutters. It's not your fault."

She brushed her mane back, revealing her face again. "It's okay..."

"Now that we set that issue aside, can we leave now? Celestia forbid anything else bigger than a tree comes after us again..."

"Yeah. Let's get a move on." Said Derpibra, somewhat jumpy.

Fluttershy has joined the party!

The group trotted out of the forest.

"Um... Derpibra...?" Fluttershy started.

"Yes Flutters?" He said in response.

"...Thank you." She almost whispered.

"No problem Flutters. It was nothing."

"No, really. Thank you." She gave him friendly Prench style side kisses on either side of his face.

"You're classy." He responded.

"Fluttershy, I didn't know you knew how to do that? You've been to Prance before?"

"I just... kinda know." She gave a sweet giggle accompanied by a warm smile before returning to her cottage.

He scratched his head, shrugging with a smirk afterwards. "She's affectionate."

Twilight sighed of relief, her friend now safe from any more dangers. "She's a mare with a fragile, but big and loving heart. She may be shy, but if her friends are in danger, she won't hesitate to defend them. But anyways, thanks Derpibra. You put your life on the line for me and Fluttershy."

"It's because you both are my friends, including Dash." He said. "By the way, do you have anymore friends for me to meet?"

"Three more." She started. "There's a mare named Rarity I want you to meet. She's a unicorn who adores fasion. She works at the Corousel Boutique. Do you want to go?"

"I'm up for it. Let's move!"

They galloped into town.

12:30 PM.

"Well, this is it." Twilight said.

"This place looks like it's making a fasion statement, much like the owner Rarity I presume?" Derpibra asked jokingly.

"Rarity is one of the classiest mares you could ever meet!" She reached for the door, opening it with an audible "Ding!" from the doorbell. They stepped inside, and were immediately greeted by a soothing, sophisticated voice.

"Come in darlings! I have the best fashions in stock this afternoon!" The white mare was sitting at a sewing machine, hard at work. She didn't make an effort to look away, since she seemed to be working on a very delicate work of fashion. It seemed to be a silk dress.

"Hello Rarity." Twilight was delighted to see Rarity for the first time today.

As soon as she recognized her voice, she looked back at Twilight, a bright smile growing upon her muzzle. "Twilight, dear! What a delightful surprise! And I see you brought a friend!" She got up from her stool. Trotting over to him, she shook his hoof. "I am Rarity, proprietor of the Carousel Boutique! A pleasure to be at your service!"

He responded by hugging her. "Name's Derpibra. A pleasure to be graced by such a sophisticated mare like yourself."

Twilight almost giggled. (He loves to flatter every mare he sees. Hopefully Derpy doesn't get jealous.)

Rarity brushed her mane back, it bouncing with it's natural purple color and almost lusterous shine. "Why thank you! You're such a gentlecolt, hehe." She giggled cutely. "But, if I may not sound so rude to ask, but whatever happened to your manes? You and Twilight both look troubled!"

"It's a bit of a tale." Twilight said. "Let's just say we got into a bit of trouble in the Everfree Forest."

"Oh my!" Rarity gasped. "Do tell me! You've gotten me worried now dear!" She prepared two buckets of soapy water that had a perfumey odor. She levitated brushes, combs, and various shampoos next to her as they sat down.

"We took on a weird wolf thingy made of wood. It had the scariest green eyes if I've ever seen a pair! But Twilight, Fluttershy and I took it out!" Derpibra spoke confidently.

"What an experience! It must've been harrowing for you!"

He grinned nervously, somewhat embarrassed about what he was going to say, but he couldn't lie to her either. Twilight may call him out on it! "To be honest, I was going to soil myself."

Rarity giggled again. "I simply cannot blame you for that dear! I would be equally as terrified!" She soaked their manes and began to lather them with shampoo.

He began to get distracted by her scrubbing him. His mouth was wide open, giving off a sigh of relief. "Rarity, your hooves are so soft- oh yeah, right there.."

She was using her hooves to scrub his mane while using magic to clean Twilight's.

"Are my hooves really that soft darling?"

He was practically purring, showing that he was no longer in the conversation.

"I take that as a yes then." She chuckled.

"He's definitely different." Twilight said. "I was able to tell as soon as I seen him for the first time."

"I see. How did you two meet?"

"The first time I seen him was when he crashed through the window in my castle. When he smashed into the table, he looked like an adorable colt who couldn't fly!" She laughed. "Then... we became friends. It's a bit of a weird way to make a friend, but I'm glad I met him. He's tough!"

"Judging upon what I heard, it seems so." Rarity replied. She rinsed out their manes and used her magic to dry them instantly. Twilight's mane was slightly frizzled, while Derpibra's mane was completely out of place. But only seconds later, it reverted back to it's spikey anime style, with nigh a hair out of place.

(That's how Pinkie would've done it.) Rarity thought as she began combing Twilight's mane.

Derpibra snapped out of his daydreaming. "Awww, it's already over?"

Rarity smirked. "Perhaps not darling." She played with his mane, knowing he apparently had a thing for her soft hooves.

He smiled brightly.

"Well then darlings, I'm afraid I must return to my planning room, for I have a new design of dress to conjure. But before I depart, Derpibra?" She asked.

"Yes?"

"How would you like something that will give you an adventurous look?"

"Well, I'm sure today's adventure was just a one-time thing..."

"Nonsense darling!" She insisted. "Twilight came to Ponyville months ago, seeking nothing but her studies. She had no interest in adventure if it didn't have anything to do in her persuits of knowledge. But look at her now! She has no problem adventuring- in fact, she's quite enthusiastic about it now! Trust me, you may go adventuring again one day, and who knows, perhaps you will be Equestria's next savior?"

"You have a point," He started. "but don't be so dramatic, hehe. I'm just a regular stallion who did something heroic on one day. I'm nopony special."

She poked his chest. "You are to us, darling. Isn't that right Twilight dear?"

"I concur." She responded.

Rarity levitated a white folded cape over to him and allowed it to collapse to the floor, revealing the emblem of Equestria on its face. "Here darling. Why not show a spot of patriotism while you're trotting about slaying those wanting to hinder you from your goals?" She tied the cape loosely so it does not choke him, yet tight enough for it not to undo itself.

His heart felt strangely warmer. "Thanks Rarity." He hugged her once more before departing with Twilight for her castle. "Cya around!"

She waved as they disappeared into the busy roads.

12:50 PM

They trotted into the doors. Twilight shut them behind them.

Derpibra sat on one of the chairs around a map of Equestria. "Rarity is really nice!"

"She is indeed. Oh yeah! There was something I've been meaning to give to you."

She trotted into one of her many large closets and retrieved a chocolate brown book with gold trims. The papers appeared to be slightly yellowed vellums.

"A Ponies' Guide to Equestria - RPG theme.." He read as he took hold of the book.

"I thought that maybe you would have a use for it since exploring seems like a new thing for you to do."

"Thanks Twilight. Now, let's see what it says..."

He flipped to page one. He began to read aloud.

"This is a complex guide to Equestria, a book that may very well save your life and put this land into perspective for you! Here is the main component of ponies: stats. Statistics are scaled from one to ten. Real-life ponies are built like characters from Role Playing Games. Here is the full list of stats that gives you a general sense of how formidable you can be whilst adventuring:

HP, or Health Points. This stat measures how much damage a pony or creature can take before falling. Use items or spells to restore Health.

MP, or Magic Power. This is the energy used to cast spells. Unicorns and Alicorns have the most, while any other race is left with barely any.

Atk, or Attack. This is the general physical damage a pony can inflict. Influenced by Strength, and by equipped weapons.

Matk, or Magic attack. This is the general damage that can be done with magical attacks, including summoned weapons. Enchanted weapons can raise this stat.

Def, or Defense. This measures one's ability to resist physical damage. This stat is influenced by equipped armor, enchantments, ect.

Mdef, or Magic Defense. This measures how much defense a pony has against spells and other magical elements. Enchanted armor can raise this stat.

Res, or Resilience. This is how resistant a pony can be against ailments, such as poison or curses.

Str, or Strength. This is a general measure of a ponies' physical capabilities, like attack damage and their ability to use oversized weapons.

Dex, or Dexterity. This measures how flexible, reflexive, or quick a pony can be. This stat also influences accuracy of attacks. Can be lowered by heavy armor.

End, or Endurance. This stat influences how much stamina a pony has. This allows for more Physical special attacks.

Int, or Intelligence. This measures the problem solving capabilities of a pony, as well as the power of spells. Higher intelligence also rewards larger stat increases upon leveling up.

Chr, or Charisma. This influences how well a pony can socialize with others.

Wis, or Wisdom. This influences how down-to-earth a pony can be, and allows them to take control of emotional circumstances more effectively.

Wil, or Willpower. This measures the ability to endure mental or physical pain. Increases resistance against mind-bending magic.

Per, or Perception. This measures how aware or knowledgable a pony is about their surroundings. This stat raises when in familiar areas. Allows enemies to be more easily spotted in hiding, or heard if using stealth.

Lu, or Luck. This stat determines how everything can fall with or against a pony, and the possibility of uncovering items.

Different races of ponies gain different stat boosts.

Earth- Physical: Bonus to Str, Def, and HP. Receives more damage from Flying class.

Pegasus- Flying: Bonus to Dex, Per, and Res. Receives more damage from Physical because of more fragile, nimbler skeletons. Higher chances of dodging attacks.

Unicorn- Mage: Bonus to MP, Matk, and Mdef. Weak to Physical and Flying classes.

Alicorn- Multi: Small bonuses to all stats. Neutral against all classes. Can learn Physical and Flying type abilities, but will not be as potent.

Derpibra took a breath.

"Are you okay?" Twilight asked, smirking.

"Yup. That's just a lot of stats. Hehe, but no worries. Just because I'm cross eyed, doesn't mean I can't read!"

"I'm impressed truth be told. Now, if you flip to the back, there is a rune in the back. Touch it, and it will reveal your stats."

He did as instructed, and came across a circular rune with odd characters written in a likely long forgotten language. He placed his hoof over it, and it shined brightly. Lifting his hoof, a hologram-like magic radiated from the book. It listed the following:

Derpibra- Level 2

HP: 250

Str: 4

Def: 350

MP: 15

Matk: 0

Mdef: 0

Res: 5

Chr: 7

Dex: 6

Int: 6

Wil: 5

End: 4

Wis: 6

Lu: 3

"Wow!" He said. "My stats suck compared to what my stats in video games are!"

Twilight laughed. "That's kinda ironic!"

"So," He started. "what's the point of the book now that I know what my stats are?"

"Use it to keep track of the stats of you and your party members of course! If a stat increases for anypony, it will tell you."

"That makes sense. Where are we off to now-"

Spike charged into the room. "Twilight! I got a letter from Celestia!" He handed it to her quickly. "Hey! Who's your friend here?"

"Name's Derpibra. Your name?"

"Spike, Twilight's number one assistant!"

Twilight was skimming through the vellum. "Seems Celestia wants me to research the possibility of... Earth and Pegasus pony magic? There's no way that exists... does it?"

Derpibra and Spike shrugged.

"This is going to be interesting. Say, if this magic does exist, maybe you can start casting spells soon Derpibra!" She said.

"That sounds awesome! But what about two of your other friends we were supposed to meet?"

"I won't be able to travel with you for right now. But I can help you find them in another manner. Do you still have that map of Ponyville?"

He nodded.

"Do you mind if I mark some locations where you can find them?"

"Have at it."

New Locations discovered!

Sugarcube Corner (Pinkie Pie)

Sweet Apple Acres (Applejack)

-

"Thanks Twilight. Well, I'm off! Great meeting you Spike!"

They waved as Derpibra trotted beyond the castle to discover two new friends.

"Guess I'll meet Pinkie first." He was strolling about in the streets, taking in the colorful building and even more colorful ponies trotting about. Everypony had smiles and grins, balloons floating about and colts and fillies playing around town. Soon enough, the happiness rubbed off on him, causing a small smile and a feeling of bliss to overcome him. He already felt at home and it was only his second day in town.

But then, he discovered somepony who wasn't too happy like he was. A bat-pony mare, dangling her hooves one a bridge over a lake. She was surrounded by about five ponies. They all seemed to be laughing at her.

Derpibra adopted a serious expression. "This is unacceptable..." Playing the hero, he jumped into the crowd and spread his wings as best he could. "What do all think you are doing!?"

A buff, brown stallion stepped up to him. "Look at the skinny pegasus, trying to protect this freak."

The mare looked up at Derpibra, tears in her eyes, curious to why he was helping her.

He withdrew his broken blade. Serviceable at least by intimidation standards to an unarmed pony. "Back away, and leave her alone!"

The stallion pushed him. "What're you gonna do with that?"

He flapped his wings crazily until wind began to pick up quickly. He blew him away into a group of wooden boxes and rendered him unable to move.

All of the bullies scurried off into the crowd.

"W-why did you...?" The bat-pony asked, staggered by his not so obvious strength. "Why?" She had a gray leathery coat, a dark blue mane and tail, regular sized wings, midnight blue eyes, and one inch fangs. She had a soft voice, identical to Fluttershy's, but with somewhat of a different pitch.

"I had to do something." He helped her onto her hooves after sheathing his blade.

"Th-thank you." She wiped a small amount of tears from her eyes. "You are the first pony to treat me nicely since..."

"Since...?"

"King Sombra." She finished. "He attacked the Crystal Empire not too long ago. That time, he grabbed the crystal heart successfully, He spread darkness about the empire and corrupted both the lands and ponies. Eventually the damage was undone, but the creatures and ponies affected could not be fixed. His magic turned me into a bat-pony, and since then I've never been looked at or treated the same..."

"That monster... Tell you what..." He began. "What if I found Sombra and took him out for you?"

"It's not that easy." She replied. "I appreciate your concern, but he's a very powerful unicorn. I don't want you to get yourself turned into a... creature. Not like me."

(I remember what the book said. Pegasi are weak against Magic... But I gotta do something!) He thought. "It's okay. I'll help you out. I would hate to see you suffer like that, even more than you did just now."

A smile formed on her smooth muzzle. "Thank you... By the way, what is your name?"

"Derpibra. Yours?"

"Lunar Blaze, but you can just call me Luna or something."

"Like Princess Luna?"

"I'm no princess, but if that's what you fancy then by all means."

"Ok Luna. Tehe." He smiled a little. "Say, do you want to go to Sugarcube Corner? I was headed there anyways. I can buy you something to munch on if it makes you feel better!"

"Y-you would do that for me?" She blushed. "I never had a stallion offer me that in a long time... Yes. I'd love to."

He smirked. "Then let's go! My treat!" He grabbed her by the hooves and proceeded down the road.

She drifted into thought. (Could it be...? The perfect stallion? He's the only one that's ever defended me like that...)

1:05 PM

At the threshold of the bakery, they stopped to chat yet again.

"I'm sure you had a better reason for saving me no?" She asked.

"What do you mean?" He responded.

"I mean, the only reason a pony would save me was for money or something of the like. Not take me to a bakery. I just can't wrap my head around it, that's all."

"Don't worry. I did this because I don't like seeing ponies being teased for what they are. The benefits are all yours." He smiled at her warmly.

Her heart raced. "I don't know what to say..."

"Maybe you'll know over a couple of doughnuts?"

"Maybe." She giggled.

They walked into the bakery. Pink walls and brown counters abound, colorful decor and even more brightly colored ponies littered about the place, bringing more life to the bakery than what it already possessed, what with it's insane amount of party favors and deflated balloons lying about.

A pink pony wearing a ridiculously tailored dress full of bows and rainbows jumped right into their faces. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! Welcome to Sugarcube Corner! Sorry it's such a mess in here, we just got done with a party! Can I get you anything? A cake, cupcake, a-"

Derpibra placed his hoof on her lips. "Woah woah woah! Hehe, you're energetic today. I'm Derpibra, and this is Lunar Blaze, my newest best friend!"

Lunar blushed. (We barely met and we're already best friends...?) She smiled.

As soon as he moved his hoof, Pinkie began her rambling again. "Ohhhh! New friends! This is awesome! Hey, I don't remember either of you being in town! Wanna know why? I know everypony here! If somepony new is in town, I'll know it!" She took a breath. "Anyways, want anything sweeeeet?"

"Show us what you got." He replied.

"Okey Dokey Lokey!" She sprinted over to the counter and took out a pink box full of treats. "Choose! Choose!!"

The first one was a basic glazed doughnut.

"I like glaze. I'll choose that one." Derpibra said.

"What about you Lunar?"

"Got anything else?"

Pinkie slapped the box closed and reopened it, revealing a chocolate sprinkle doughnut.

"How'd you do that?"

"A Pinkie never reveals her tricky secrets!"

Derpibra scratched his head. "Uhh..."

"Nope. Got another?"

She repeated the box opening. "A banana split?"

"Nope."

Repeat.

"Strawberry yogurt with strawberry chunks?"

"Nope."

Repeat.

Repeat.

Repeat.

1:15 PM

Derpibra slept on a table, hooves twitching and wings spread like butter.

"There we go." Lunar said. "A banana split with nuts."

"But we passed the banana split ten minutes ago!"

She shrugged and laughed.

Pinkie joined in on the laughter, as is her nature.

Derpibra snorted. "Huh...? Is she done yet...?"

She sat at the table with him. "It's About Time, right?" She giggled.

He smirked. "No kidding." He flopped onto the chair across from her. "You like it?"

She took a small bite. "It tastes great! And only for fifteen bits!"

"My doughnut was five." He replied.

"Five years old?"

"No silly."

They shared warm giggles.

"So, tell me about yourself Derpibra."

"What do you want to know?"

"Anything...interesting." She said nigh seductively.

(What was that about?) He thought. "Well, I was born in Los Pegasus eighteen years ago. My parents still live out there even now."

"Why did you come out here then? Don't you want to live in a city with all the superstars and actors?"

"I'm not really into the entertainment industry like that. Though, if I had to name a favorite star of mines, it has to be Sapphire Shores."

"You don't look like a fan of fashion to me."

"I'm not, though my parents always told me I had a strange knowledge for fashion though, which I admit I kinda do."

"Maybe you can dress me up one day." She giggled again.

"Maybe, hehe."

"What about your parents? How're they like?"

"My father, Memphis, is a professional earth pony pilot and racecar driver. He's kinda buff and as such is the tough one in the house. My mother, Magistra, is a highly talented unicorn tailor. And me, well, I'm an average Pegasus gamer. I aim to get higher though, especially in games like Call of Equestria: Black Clops 2, That's where all the clans are at, like Paze and MLP, or Major League Ponies."

"They sound skilled."

"Very. I've yet to become as good as they are, but I'll make it. What about you? What's your story?"

"What do you want to know?"

"Anything...Interesting." He said jokingly, mocking her from earlier on.

"Your funny." She replied. "Anyway, I was born in the Crystal Empire. I used to have a lusterous shine like any other pony there. Life was great. Stallions talked to me normally, mares never hated me. Some even used to envy my lifestyle! But then..." She stopped. "I don't want to bore you with my sob story. You heard it before."

"You're my friend Luna. I'll listen to your stories, and they will always be interesting to me."

She blushed again. "You're too kind. But seriously, it's what I told you earlier. Nothing much beyond that. Basically, my life was peachy keen until Sombra came about."

"I will find him." He muttered.

"It's too late now. I'm already a bat. I can't say I don't want him to pay for what he did, but what's done has been done."

"I know..."

"Take your mind off of it. C'mon, let's go for a walk or something. I can tell you still have more things to tell me."

They trotted outside of the bakery after paying for their treats. The streets of ponyville were slightly more thinned out than usual. Though, oddly enough, there wasn't much traffic around Sugarcube Corner. Everypony had their fair share of pastries for the day perhaps?

"Listen, Derpibra?" Lunar asked.

"Yeah?" He answered with a smile.

"There's something I want to tell you..."

"I'm all ears."

"I... I..."

He looked confused.

"Like you. A lot." She leaned in closer to him.

"Wait, but Lunar, I already ha- Ah!"

She lovingly bit him on his neck. Her fangs sunk into his coat and skin underneath.

"Ah.. Ah~~" (Wh-what is she... I'm feeling a strange pleasure from this...)

Derpy was completing her rounds for the day when she witnessed the two "Kissing" eachother. Her ears downed, wings locked in place, and an extreme look of sadness on her face, she trotted away. Derpibra's back was to her, so there was no way of him knowing she was there.

"Ouch... What was that for?"

"It was a kiss, right?"

"It was a bite I'm sure."

"I've never had any real practice with that did I..."

"It hurts...."

"I'm sorry. Hehe...?" She laughed nervously.

"I hope you know I already have a marefriend."

"I'm sorry... You know, I did hear a pony trot off frantically... I don't know who it was."

"Derpy! It has to be!" He galloped off to his house, with Lunar to follow.

Derpibra unlocked the door and ran inside, only to find Derpy's things missing, only a yellow note left on the nightstand next to the front door. Closing the door behind them, he reached for the note and opened it. It read:

"Derpibra, I have noticed what you did with that bat-like mare at the Bakery. How could you do this? I thought you loved me! But, I guess you don't... I guess I should go. Bye... I'll go find a stallion that cares..."

He sighed. "Oh shit..."

"Did I do something wrong?" She asked, oblivious to the situation.

"Well, looks like Derpy and I are done." He said. "Celestia Damnit..."

Lunar began to cry. "I'm nothing but bad luck! I just ruined a couple's love!" She flopped on his couch and continued her sobbing.

(I have to be strong... But what of her? She broke me and Derpy up wothout knowing it. But I don't want her to have more stress... I should've told her sooner.)

"I doubt Derpy will listen to me... It was all a misunderstanding..."

"I'm so sorry! What was I thinking! We weren't on a date or anything, just a freindly eat-out! But I just had to kiss you! For no reason!"

He was puzzled at how to respond to her weeping. (She suffered, and Derpy suffered. But....)

"I should just leave! I'm only going to make your life worse... Those ponies were right to tease me..."

(What do I do? She's in despair, and Derpy is gone...)

"Should I just leave?"

(Yes! i mean, no! No! Celestia damnit! I don't want both to suffer! But how do I make her feel better?)

"Derpibra?"

"No. Don't go. It's not your fault."

"It is my fault!"

"I never told you. You had no means of knowing if I had a mare already unless I told you, which I didn't. So now I guess I'm in the market again."

There was a long period of silence.

Lunar slumped on the couch even more. "Is it even possible...?"

He sat at his computer, but he lacked the motivation to turn it on. "Is what possible?"

She became shy about what she was going to say. "...Us? Dare I even ask?"

He thought long and hard for a solid minute.

"D-Derpibra...?"

"...Maybe."

"You would give a troublesome mare like me a chance...?"

He turned to her and forced a reassuring smile. "Yeah. I'm used to breakups anyways." He slumped into the chair, his fake smile quickly faded.

She stared at him, wondering how she can make it up to him. (Well, at least he doesn't hate me... He did say I have a chance though.) She barely got onto her hooves and made her way over to him.

He gave her a confused expression. "Something wrong?" He stared up at her pearl white fangs, and her strangely attractive cat-like eyes. Unfortunately however, he didn't seem to be at all attracted to her for the time being. He refocused onto the wall in front of him.

(I really hurt him...) "Derpibra, I want to fix you."

He sighed. "I'm not broken."

"You were perky before this all happened." She explained. "I just feel bad, you know? And I think that maybe I should make it up to you, in a way that we both will benefit from."

That same confused face of his sprouted again. "And what would that be?"

She grabbed his face with her hooves and pulled him into a passionate kiss, something he is familiar with by now. Her smooth fangs slid against his lips. When she pulled away, a string of saliva dripped onto the floor.

Her heart was racing. She received something she always wanted from him since they've met. "How did that feel?"

He licked his lips. "Oddly enough, you taste like apples.... and I like apples."

She smiled. (Not going to lie, I thought that could've been a bad move.) "That's good to hear."

Derpibra's pupils seemed to turn into hearts. (Why am I feeling this strange...) He was hypnotized by her appearance suddenly. (W-what the...!? ...Mm~) "Come here..." He grabbed her by the flanks and brought her in, having lost his ability to control himself. What was happening?

She was blushing as red as a berry. "Woah...! Mm~ I didn't know you like to take control!" (He caught me off guard! For some reason, when I kissed him, he suddenly became... active! Was it my bite from earlier...?)

He felt on her leathery coat as he stroked her soft, wild mane. He kissed her to no end, not even requiring a breath or two. Every once in a while, he would smack her surprisingly plush- and fat, flank which made her gasp in pleasure.

"Mmm~ smack my flank some more~" She moaned.

(I don't really know why this is happening...) He thought subconsciously. (But... I want more.) His lust for her grew like a wildfire.

He hit her flank until she turned another color. "I knew you were the perfect stallion!" She yelled. "Mmm~ I know what can make you better~" She hopped off of the chair and sat down, right in front of his throbbing erection.

(Hmm... When has this happened before?) Memories of Derpy and Fallout Equestria 4 came back to him. This time though, he wasn't bothered by the thoughts.

"You're bigger than I thought." She kissed the tip. "And... tastey."

"Please, do be gentle down there. Your... fangs may hurt a bit."

(This is my first time doing this....his cock... it has a strangely attractive, musky smell to it.)

She carefully slid it in her mouth, forcing him to moan before the real action began.

"Oh...oh yeah...go faster.." He barely muttered through is quickly arising climax.

She did as requested, and his member was pulsating rapidly shortly after. She swirled her forked tounge around it. He began thrusting into her muzzle, and moaned; "Lunar, I'm gonna..."

She popped his member out, and proceeded to clop him at a fast pace. "Cum on my face! Shoot it all over me!"

Ropes of cum covered her face like a spider web as it shot out of him. He moaned loudly as he jerked the rest of it out of him.

She swirled her tounge around her muzzle. "Just like milking a cow, except the milk is sweeter.." She swallowed what she could lick up.

He was still panting. "I feel way better now.."

"Just what I was aiming for." She trotted into the kitchen after licking him clean to then clean herself off in the sink.

(It's like the events with Derpy are repeating over again...this is happening exactly how it did this morning! ...Sorta.)

He noticed that she was wet underneath. She hasn't been pleasured completely yet.

"Hmm..."

"See something you like? Then come and get it."

(!!! That's exactly what Derpy said! Is this just a coincidence?)

He trotted over to her and grabbed her by the flanks, readying his still hard cock for penetration. Her hooves clopped onto the counter as a balance. "You gonna put that huge rod in me now~?"

He slid in, practically stuffing her. He thrusted at a fast pace, as was his usual speed now.

"Ah~" Her tounge, hanging out of her mouth, along with her half-lidded eyes, suggesting she was ready to pass out. "Ahh~! You're so big! Yes! Yes!!"

(She's so tight, warm, and wet... The feeling... it's coming back so quickly...!)

"I'm going to... I'm gonna...! Cum!" She squirted over his member as he pulled out and jerked yet another orgasm onto her flank and back.

He was panting even more now. "You came quickly..."

"You did too...for a stallion that just came a minute ago...now tell me..."

"Hm?" He eyeballing her still juicy marehood.

"What motivated you to rut me all-of-a-sudden? Not that I'm complaining..."

"I don't know... But it felt damn good. "I think I found my true mare. Hehe."

They both began walking to the bathroom.

"And I found my stallion." She finished.

1:30 PM

(I have to go meet an orange mare at a place called Sweet Apple Acres. Green eyes, three apple cutiemark and a brown cowmare hat to boot.) He was slumped on the couch, occasionally shooting looks of love at Lunar Blaze. He wondered how he got a new marefriend so easily, and even more at how he loved her so quickly. But he paid it no mind. What's done was done right?

"Hey Luna?"

"Hey sexy. You done eyeballing me over there~?"

"I actually have to head out for a bit. I gotta meet a friend of Princess Twilight."

"Can we have more fun when you get back~?"

"You bet your sexy flank." He smiled seductively.

"So," She began. "What's a ponies' name?"

"I dunno. It's supposed to be a orange country mare out in Sweet Apple Acres, on the other side of town."

"Want me to tag along?"

"Nah. You should get comfy. And besides, I won't be gone long. I'm just gonna see what she's about and come right back." He trotted over to her and smooched her on the lips. "I promise."

"Aww, but I'll be so lonely..." Halfway jokingly said that statement was. "Have fun...my bat."

He smiled. (I guess I am her bat.)

2:00 PM

It took him quite the while for him to arrive at the farm. He was distracted by all of Ponyville's attractions, ranging from the mostly polite ponies and marketplaces.

As he approached the farm, the sun still burning like a wild tempest of fire, shed it's beloved celestial greatness across the trees. Lusterous, red-ruby apples hung from the towering creations of nature-the trees, as he trotted past, taking in the natural, sweet smell of, well, nature! He spotted a barn and a treehouse at the end of the road, and subsequently, a orange mare bucking trees to his right.

He approached the mare. "Erm, excuse me? Are you Applejack?"

She turned around and took off her hat. Her golden mane flowed in the everlasting wind like a river, barely restricted by a red band. Her body was glistening with sweat. Nigh repulsive to some, but a constant reminder of a hard day's work to her. Her rough, emerald eyes connected with his, establishing a freindly mood about one of her few encounters today.

"Howdy there!" She greeted joyfully. "Why yes, I'm Applejack! What's your name Sugarcube?"

"Name's Derpibra." His ruby eyes failed to look at her straight, but he still knew what she looked like nonetheless.

"You're the only other pony I know with crossed eyes. So, what brings ya' 'round here?"

"Your friends with Twilight right? She sent me to meet her closest friends."

"I guess you're part of that list too! pleasure to meet ya! But, as much as I wanna sit and chat ya'll, I gotta get these apples in the next few hours. Demand for cider's been goin' up lately."

(She looks like she can use a hoof. But I told Luna I'd be home early... Ah, I'm sure she won't mind.)

"Want a extra set of hooves to help you get those apples down?"

"Yeah actually. Thanks! I don't need much, just get a few trees down for me. That outta ease the workload."

"Your welcome. Anything for a new friend!"

2:00 -> 2:30 PM

-Derpibra tried his hardest to buck some trees with great success. After he helped Applejack, he felt slightly tougher than usual.

Strength raised from 4 to 5!

Endurance raised from 4 to 5!

Derpibra unlocked the door to his house and walked in, locking it behind him.

"Hey batty." He began.

"Hi~" She sounded slightly pleasured. "You were gone a while."

"Yeah, sorry about that. Turns out the mare named Applejack was a apple farmer. She said that demand for her cider was going up and she needed to move some apples in a few hours, so I thought maybe you wouldn't mind if I helped her out. She did only need a few apple trees harvested anyways."

"That's what friends are for right? I just wish I had more friends..."

"The friends I have will accept you for who you are, I can assure you of that."

"I hope so... Can I meet them?"

"They all seem busy today. "Best to check 'em out tomorrow."

"Okay.. So about that fun time..."

"Hehe, you're eager aren't ya? Let's hit the bed then."

As the sun was scheduled to set in the next few hours, Derpibra and Lunar Blaze decided to have quite the musing time into the morrow.

Surely after the events of today, what lies in store for Derpibra? It seems that the more he stays in Ponyville, the more queer events that occur seems to get.

He doesn't know what to expect, which is what scares him now. He can only ever live one day at a time, afterall.